EJ @EJhavingfun Twitter profile

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EJ

@EJhavingfun

4 years

I love when girls wear those long coats down to their knees. Ur so crazy girlie that’s a comforter. I love u

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

I have a disease called when I find out someone grew up wealthy I don’t think they’re funny anymore

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Euphoria needs a girl who reads Warrior Cats and growls at people during PE

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2 years

just found out i'm allowed to withhold information from people. that's a huge relief

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

I’m losing all sense of what should be a “public tweet” and what should be a “text to my boyfriend”

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Told the 75 year old man interviewing me for the knife sharpening job that I’m “non-binary, actually,” and he said without pause, “great. I’m old.”

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@EJhavingfun

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We are getting dangerously close to doge . This is a warning

Dadman Walking

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see how I manage my anxiety. Very not at all. Very caffeinated. Very in bed.

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

He also said “I’m still learning about these things, as I’m sure you are as you discover more of yourself” which I found frankly gorgeous

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Dont introduce me to your dog if it's a golden doodle. i don't want to see that

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Devastated

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@EJhavingfun

8 months

So crazy that we used to judge presidential candidates on how fun it would be to “get a beer” w them. And now it’s just which of THESE grandpas would bite fewer of the nurses

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Cool LA dad picking up his kid from hipster preschool

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Oh you’re queer? Ok then where’s your mullet

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Your overly familiar therapist

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

Yup— another perfect day in the books

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

Completely addicted to being myself!

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

Regular people drive Kia Souls now by the way. It’s not just hamsters

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@EJhavingfun

9 months

being jewish is literally epic. it connects you to generations of authority-challenging, diasporic tradition-making, & rebellion. if u choose to interpret ur judaism as a desire to conquer & destroy.....honey, that says more about your obsession w assimilation than anything else

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

Oh goody. Another day of walking into my apartment and saying out loud to no one “smells a little weird”

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@EJhavingfun

5 months

Weddings are amazing!!!! I’ve ALWAYS wanted to dance to Lil Jon with my great uncle Milton’s SON!!!!!!

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

@quakerraina This is crazy. She just voice memoed me saying her movies are for girls and called me “flat Stanley’s cousin” ???

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

A LOT of girls are Italian it turns out

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

8 pound cat and an 8 pound chicken

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

No homo but when Stephanie Meyer wrote that Bella Swan was 5’8 and 110lbs it ruined my life

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

Sometimes people on instagram post like “31 never looked so good!♥️” and it’s like no offense but yeah it literally has

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

I should have tweeted this on lesbian visibility day but I was pushing the cart for my mom at Home Depot and a guy working there gave her a warm smile and said “looks like you’ve got yourself a little helper!” I’m 24

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2 years

Taking an edible and getting scared is basically the only reliable thing

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3 years

“Women and non binary folks” ohhhh you mean ladies and people who you see as weird ladies

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3 years

the CDC says it’s ok to look deep into your own eyes and still not be able to recognize yourself

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

On adderall in Trader Joe’s having a conversation with every snack

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4 years

Straight guys love to be like “you look so good baby” when their gf is dressed like an ornate vintage doll from 1930

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2 years

When a beautiful woman has an ugly little dog? It just feels right. Peaceful

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4 years

Yesss 6pm! Time to start wanting dinner but only having the energy for a super weird snack

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5 months

Every year I am surprised that people celebrate Easter! No judgment, of coarse!

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6 months

Peanut butter on toast. How do we deserve such pleshure (sp?) !

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

@annabel_meschke A kith for all of the girlth 💋

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Gonna perofrm this whole set word for word tonight and probably kill

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

2 years

Comedian Roseanne Barr is back: “my pronouns are kiss/my/ass!”🤣

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3 years

When I die I hope I get to see the grand total of everything I’ve stolen from CVS

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

The more time you spend with chickens the more urgently you feel that they should have arms

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

So THIS is why the people with the richest parents are the ones Venmo requesting $2.57 “for the chips you ate at my house earlier🙏”

Hoop Central

@TheHoopCentral

3 years

Shaq to his kids: “We ain’t rich, I’m rich.” Teaching them work ethic. 💪

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Substitute teaching in a 6th grade classroom today. When I walked in the class cheered!!!! because they thought I was a new student. Which of course prompted the classic “how old do you have to be to teach?” debate

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5 months

Jolene! im having a pregame tonight. dancing and martinis and stuff, no bad vibes, lol. Just wear a turtleneck and if your hair is down i'll slit ur throat

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

A lot of lesbians are married to men. And there’s nothing that I, EJ, can do about it

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Mom found out her kid uses they them pronouns

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@EJhavingfun

3 months

Meeee when I forget I transitioned

Invis🧜‍♀️

@invis4yo

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3 years

Selling Sunset is a PERFECT example of why adult twins should not live in the same city

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Dads watching antiques roadshow

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

I land in New York and my curls tighten instantly upon landing like scared little worms

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1 month

Apples and cheddar cheese… is there a tastier creayshon?! (Sp?)

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1 year

Hmmm.. it’s definitely hard to choose. but I think the thing I love most about the pack of dogs that lives next door to me is how they howl

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

If I was a girl, today I’d have a high ponytail and get an iced coffee and wear one of those shirts that has a little curvy edge on the bottom. And I’d look amazing

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

All ready for a nice hike. I just have this nagging feeling like I forgot one thing. The weather is butifell

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@EJhavingfun

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I don’t identify as a “yapper” I identify as someone with a lot to give

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

joining my therapy video call a minute late to show my therapist i'm not a loser

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

[At a sleepover] Nah, I’m not gonna brush my teeth. I have a pack of Girl Scout thin mints in my bag

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@EJhavingfun

7 months

I wish we could’ve met as kids//you would’ve loved my cold wet sleeve from me chewin on it

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4 years

This is the face parents make after they tell you your childhood pet “doesn’t have a ton of time left”

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Are people still in college or did that end

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

Twitter, you fickle beest

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Oh twitter… you sly little creacher (sp?) !

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Is this account run by a bot who works for Big Glass

INTERIOR PORN

@INTERIORPORN1

4 years

The glass window will always do it for me 🥰

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No more 3 white guy sketch groups. unless I’m in it

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Holding my tampon like a joint to make it a lil boyish

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8 months

Maybe I’m missing something! But do people just say stuff is for bisexuals when there’s a boy AND a girl involved ?

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1 year

They just don’t make movies like Miss Congeniality anymore.

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Everyone reply with your fave masc 4 masc couple. Trying to Confirm we’re not the only one in the universe <3

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3 years

Acting teacher who can’t stop bringing up sex

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

GILD (god I love dykes)

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1 year

my neighbors are so lucky i'm learning to play the alto saxophone

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@EJhavingfun

6 months

Jack harlow showed his surgeon my faceeee :)

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@EJhavingfun

9 months

the way zionism comes full circle..... the president basically threatening anti zionist jews by reminding us our safety depends on allegiance to a US backed war machine.....

Melissa Weiss

@melissaeweiss

9 months

“Were there no Israel, there wouldn’t be a Jew in the world that is safe,” Biden says at the White House Hanukkah party as he reaffirms support for Israel against its war against Hamas.

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4 years

Sex is cool but have you ever been forced to mud wrestle your high school soccer coach in front of your teammates and not processed it until years later? wait

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A lot of times beautiful women have just regular dads

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

wistening to maggie wogers

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Looking to hire someone ($16/hr) to explain to my dad (70yrs old) why telling me I “went full on Tig Notaro” is actually not gender affirming. DM me <3

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Telling my cat she’s “just a little cat” and that’s her “whole thing” so she doesn’t get it twisted

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@EJhavingfun

5 months

Sorry my hackles are up! A man just referred to a woman as a firecracker in front of me

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

When your cat spreads her toes to clean in between each one, you MUST point and say “look” until EVERYONE looks

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Begging my boyfriend to break up with me so i can properly enjoy Olivia Rodrigo's masterpiece

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

Now What the hell does heteroflexible mean

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Happy pride to super mean lesbian gym teachers ONLY!!!!!!!!!!

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@EJhavingfun

2 years

I am the nepotism baby police 🚨 it’s not an easy job. And a lot of people don’t care. But by God— I will not stop

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@EJhavingfun

1 year

Everybody should be wearing a helmet all the time.

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@EJhavingfun

6 months

Saw dune. Why was It was so hard for him to stand up on the worm but then his mom just rode in a bassinet on an even bigger worm no problem ? xx

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5 months

ooooh you trust western reporting? awww do u need your binky too? your bassinet rocking too fast?

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4 years

Happy international women’s day! I’ve never personally met a woman but I hear they’re super sweet when you get to know them

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

If you really want to pass as a cis guy you have to dress kind of bad

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

problem solved 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

unfortunately, i can't put a bra on. that would mean admitting i have boobs

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Kid Cudi is short for Kitten Cuddles <3

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@EJhavingfun

3 months

Time to put on my baggpag (sp?) and get ready for school!

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

The thing about lesbians is there’s so many kinds

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Straight people love to eat SmartFood White Cheddar Popcorn and suck the cheese powder residue clean off each individual finger

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

I actually moved to LA to get into the industry. No no not Hollywood— substitute teaching

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@EJhavingfun

4 years

Straight people love to scratch the bug bites on their ankles with the big toenail on their other foot

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@EJhavingfun

3 years

Being silly with my favorite guy 🤪 @rubyprimetime

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1 year

We’re all thinking it: Australian people should not host podcasts

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2 years

Did you guys hear the cat fight last night

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It finally happened. I met a dog named Taxi

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3 years

POV You let it slip at dinner w your friend’s grandparents that you went to a liberal arts college :/

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