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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Is the vaccine an indica or sativa

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Her name is ‘J.K.’ because this bitch can’t be serious

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

Mike pence looks like the bottom of a stingray

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

respectfully, look at my fucking dog

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Annabel Meschke

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3 years

A girl I went to HS with responded to my story, “I laughed so hard I spit out my coffee. Living for your content girl!” It was a selfie

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

4th of July plans? What am i, a fraternity

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

[day 8 of quarantine] *look at chair* you are JEALOUS of me. you always have been

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

Say BRANDI TV and give the people the info they deserve

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6 years

I think the best thing that happened in 2018 was the emergence of that girl who eats a bunch of edibles and then films makeup tutorials

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

why does the hat have a Cock Vein :(

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

‘i love misogyny jokes more than anything’

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

2 years

I like to call the cuppy pepperonis 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐼𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒸𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓈

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

people with dads be like “happy birthday to the man himself”

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

me 2 all my pretty friends at the middle school dance

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

You’re telling me an owl built this city

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

If his dick can’t get hard that’s GOOD— HES on SSRIs and he’s working on himself

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

saw a mouse on my stove and FREAKED OUT. but then i was like ‘ohhhh he’s trying to help’

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

You: it was lit fam Me, a potato farmer in Ireland in 1847: it was literal famine

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

2 years

Art School: We’ve got sports! The Sports:

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

Robin Arryn went from 'why is that grown ass boy sucking on that booby' to 'why is that grown ass boy NOT sucking on THIS booby'

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

corn getting ready to come out your ass looking the same

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

In a Google doc with the girlies. i wish I could smoke this feeling

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

1 year

Saw someone on the train using one of these like a gua sha. I’m too stunned to joke, just get this genius the FUCK on shark tank

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

GUESS WHO

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Annabel Meschke

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3 years

I’m a chill stoner chick but when I’m smoking outside? I’ll think every helicopter is for me ❤️ to airlift me to jail

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

literally whenever something is under a spotlight I say “wait, let her sing” and I laugh for three years

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

barista said “that’s gonna be a tasty one” after I ordered. he’s gonna be elbow deep in me by noon

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

I went to NYU but not in the way that everyone hates

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

happy anniversary to this map of the United States that I asked my British friend to fill out :)

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

The COOLEST kind of dads friend is Guy Who is Missing a Finger

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

11 months

some people are enraged over my Sneaky Matcha Sip … some say the move is a star maker. fame is a fickle beast ….

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

When someone asks me how long I plan on staying in New York

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

someone was knocking on the door of this single serve restroom the whole time I made this

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

Happy Tuesday, skaters. Does this look ok

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

roomie out of town this weekend!!!! I’m either gonna have sex or end my life

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

@EJhavingfun this tweet felt like a kiss on the crown of the head

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

@larryowenslive mine hit my NeeSpot (nose G spot)

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

It is becoming increasingly clear that I will never have sex again

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

WOOO had a breakthrough in therapy! Now all I need is a job, a boyfriend, dental insurance, healthcare, laundry in-unit, groceries, pay my gas bill, stimulus check, primary care physician, a low-to-no effort Sugar Person, a Parade hoodie, dunkin gift card, metro card, rapid te

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

respectfully... 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

If there’s an earthquake, put your clit on the floor. Make Mother Nature work for YOU

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

Roses are red, Jesus died on the cross,

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

guys what’s the vibe

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

I love that straight men don’t believe in astrology until a hot enough woman demands it

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

good morning. send this to an enemy

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

share your looking at twitter face! here’s mine

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

I hope the mouse that lives in my kitchen is a woman

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

Every single thing i say is a joke i have never beens serious in my life... when I sleep I say jk....and when i wake up i say lol. i pee applause and none of my relationships are real and i am resigned to be a jester for hot people my entire life...

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

6 years

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Wait, the string on the tampon isn’t a fuse? I’ve been lighting mine tryin to TNT style blast-clean my puss

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

thinking about ring tailed lemurs and how their cultural moment has passed

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Muting people I love feels exactly like the end of Of Mice and Men

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

I will NEVER reveal if I smoke weed. I will say that I have washed my face with my glasses on

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

Three years ago a friend told me I look drunk in all of my selfies and not a day goes by that it doesn’t absolutely STUFF my brain

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

the joker’s catchphrase should be “time to joke”

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

POV: my credit card statement

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

2 years

*having a threesome* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I think I’m Bubbles, YOU’RE Blossom, and YOU are Buttercup

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Annabel Meschke

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3 years

ok everyone leave me alone and stop guessing that it’s my profile picture (genius!!!)

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

All my girlies in the club with anxiety induced memory loss say what!

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

new CRAZY character!! a hot and single woman who slyly lays mouth eggs when confused

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

When I die I want to be cremated AND have an open casket and have people pan for flecks of my bone and guess what part of me it was “ooh a nugget of femur” “I got a tibia!!” “*gasp* the funny bone... give it to her children”

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

Just received some shocking news. Don’t try and contact me.

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

@allisonoconor As someone who allegedly attended I can attest that it is literally Not Real

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

Adorable of me to assume each pedestrian behind me is my murderer

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

fuck it. bathing suit astral projection

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

A man on the train asked me if I had hot soup in my purse. Very cool for me to look like I Have That

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

plant and i have something in common... no it’s not that we live in dirt 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we r THRIVING!

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

I LOVE the joke format about giving modern conveniences to people of the past. if you tell me ‘a skittle would kill a pilgrim’ i am on the floor

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

brushed the Parmesan off my tits to take these

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

once the vaccine drops I’m achieving love island season 4 levels of chaotic seduction and nuclear toxicity

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

@JohnnyBerchtold @evaandheriud stoner loner who sells oregano under the bleachers has entered the chat

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

*hits blunt* bro.. that really IS how she became the nanny

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

5 years

might dick around and 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

🛑 STOP 🛑 THIS IS YOUR BABY MITTEN CHECKPOINT. THINK ABOUT A LITTLE MITTEN FOR A BABY. DO NOT SCROLL AGAIN UNTIL A SMILE PLAYS AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH

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Annabel Meschke

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3 years

like come ON. look at me and tell me it’s my fault I’ve been ghosted upwards of ten times (DO NOT tell me that ITS JUST A CAPTION)

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

morning voice is so cute 🥺🥵

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4 years

these corona masks are soundproof right ? been singin frozen

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

What number do I call when someone from my high school has sprouted a new accent? Not 911 I know they’re busy

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

when I send someone my writing and they don’t respond I’m like ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴇᴅ. 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

ugh 😔🤔🤔🤔😩😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤 HATE 🤬🤬🤬 WHEN THIS HAPPENS☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Annabel Meschke

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2 years

This is what seeing Twitter views feels like

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

sweet roommate being facetimed into an Elton John concert

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Annabel Meschke

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3 years

got my girlie a top ❤️

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

the Kanye situation is not funny. what IS funny is the fact that ‘Kayne,’ a totally different name, is trending because none of us can fucking spell

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

I 🤍 Midsommar because mean boy die :)

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

yea sure i’ll be there in two twerks of a lamb’s ass

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

@SafyHallanFarah I keep reopening the message because it doesn’t… feel real

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Sliding into hour 3 of preparing to go for a walk❤️

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

while you’re here

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Annabel Meschke

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5 years

RT to feel agreed with in surround sound

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4 years

I’m fucking shaking

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3 years

8:42 AM

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

4 years

Drinking coffee in bed is so funny bc it’s like oh I’m kidding about every part of this

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

they’re straight 🧐 / \ \__😔 _/ / _// \\

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do this with your last two emojis 😭 / \ \__😌 _/ / _// \\

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

going to the club and slipping the bouncer a crisp twenty to not let me in :)

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Annabel Meschke

@annabel_meschke

3 years

I was telling a bunch of six year olds their astrological signs yesterday, and everyone was excited except the girl born in July who thought I just diagnosed her

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Annabel Meschke

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4 years

✨📸📸📸📸 📸✨✨📸📸📸

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