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@AlwittPoitier @RenContessa @AnneUndone1 @TheBestBetty_ @TaurusWitch2010 @Stephanie101083 @Jesspecting @AikenWally @Kissmyazz24 What if instead we let women exist autonomously and leave them alone if they're not interested

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@JoshyBeSloshy Is that a fucking go-kart track

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@BecomeGoblin We fear Skynet, but to all other species, we are Skynet

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@ContempCrusader @BowTiedRanger Anything blows a small enough mind

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@godmoney1969 Fighting space monsters instead of doing weird sex stuff with them

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@godmoney1969 Nobody in Helldivers 2 advocates for the innocence and rights of the automatons or bugs. Were it left wing, Super Earth's government would be sending aid to the space monsters and urging humans to have sex with them in super bowl ads

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@godmoney1969 Helldivers 2

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@greentexts_bot Having my article about an abandoned 70s undersea lab under round thr clock surveillance due to quantum observation weirdness rejected was why I set off on the path to become an author. Now I have 2 books tradpubbed and SCP has turned to shit [Kermit drinking tea]

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@darwintojesus Weren't you the ones saying it's unnatural

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@ShitpostGate How did the bourgeoisie force them to start smoking crack though, that is not something one does by accident either

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@GreenTextRepost >Not sneaking into the Play Place and ODing on pills at the bottom of the ball pit dressed up like Ronald McDonald so some kid finds you

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@fallenshadow_YT No, you've had it too good for too long. It's time to go back in your orb

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@jrc99us @GigaBasedDad Is the Qur'an evidence of Islam being true?

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@kcalbug That mf goin straight into my tinybro folder

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@iamyesyouareno "White people aren't racist, I'll prove it by saying some racist shit"

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@kcalbug They believe in themselves

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@GeebMinister There's so much negativity in the news these days it's nice to see an all-around feel good story for a change

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@Troviary All my homes hate wild hogs

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@jrc99us @GigaBasedDad Does that by itself prove Islam

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@jrc99us @GigaBasedDad Why would an atheist do that? I was making a point about Christians who present the Bible itself as evidence

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@GoodReddit Goblinmaxxed

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@GoodReddit That's for a cat

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@th3mb0fication The prophecy was true.

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@lporiginalg He forgot rule 218, always know what you're buying

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@still_boneless @BowTiedRanger

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@darwintojesus This does not make it impossible for you to formulate arguments which do not include in their premise that Christianity is true. You will suddenly see the problem with such logic if a Muslim uses presuppositional arguments on you.

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@KirscheVerstahl Something plugged into that circuit is still overloading it

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@chachamyeon @hymen_sammy I think he means stuff like this

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@DefectivePigg Then diving right back in when I finish eating even though she says to wait an hour

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@Dont_panic749 @frogg214 @chachamyeon @hymen_sammy idk, this doesn't come off like a joke to me

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@PunchingCat Poor scared mouse...

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@kcalbug Sticking out his gyatt for the lizzler

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@darwintojesus Something presuppositional no doubt

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@chippel @DUSKdev The solution is simple. Gabe must live forever.

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@fbdkgbz @WJamesPendleton @jrc99us @GigaBasedDad We don't know that it can't. Science not having the answers yet doesn't mean religion's claims are automatically proven. If science needs evidence, so does religion. Also, we don't have free will, it only feels as if we do. Our brains are made of atoms which obey causality.

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@GigaBasedDad Bottom pic is also Christians if they guessed the wrong god

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@LeadPipe_Images

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@darwintojesus Tell me then, in a way which doesn't presuppose the correctness of your own religion

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@VisionaryVoid @creepydotorg Ah Florida, the Australia of America

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@PhysInHistory Within the first few chapters of the Bible, it says Earth existed prior to the sun, moon and stars. Also that birds predate land animals. Ancient Hebrew cosmology, as with the cosmologies of neighbors Egypt & Babylon, had a flat Earth covered by a solid canopy restraining waters

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@CZundapp @greentexts_bot Reports from the Institute, and Antiquarian Anomalies, both published through Vivid

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@KirscheVerstahl You just blew the breaker. Find the breaker box. All the little switches will be pointed inward except one. Flip the one pointed away from center.

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@ShitpostGate The situation:

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@darwintojesus The smartphone I am reading this on evidently functions. For that to be true, the principles governing the interactions of electrons and silicon/metals at the molecular scale must necessarily be true to a staggering degree of precision. Technology is applied science, & serves as

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@PunchingCat "Help me stepbrother I'm stuck"

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@GMShivers That's the elephant in the room that keeps being ignored in Portland because it doesn't fit the narrative that they're victims of society, not guilty of any wrongdoing. They say addiction is a disease, could happen to anybody. You ask who forced them to start using fent, crickets

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@buttheadfun @asakebaby01 @CreepyOrg He acted sus for sure because of arrested development all child stars deal with as adults. But if you look into it, the family that accused him had a history of shaking down celebrities for money with bogus accusations.

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@ShitpostGate >RPs online with e-gf for years >Meet in fursuits at furcon >Take heads off in hotel room "I hope you're not disappointed I'm actually a man" "You're BLACK???"

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@animalsmack mmMmm...chikmen nuggert...

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@mischiefanimals A perpetually regenerating hamburger, man's oldest dream

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@allnewsisbad @rao_zam @CreepyOrg You really gotta make a baby mammoth political huh

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@BimboUbermensch @wildshagypantin

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@nosnehx I'm reporting this post. Quick, what's the number for 911

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@darwintojesus Sure, the same foundational axioms of math, logic & science you also make use of. If you mean do my arguments against Christianity presuppose it is untrue, no they don't. Rather, they conclude to it.

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@darwintojesus You're probably referring to natural law, right?

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@VinnyVinesauce Your apartment is really gonna confuse future archaeologists

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@Whoaskwhat That is not what the court found to be true, upon review of the footage.

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@kcalbug He is TRYING his BEST ok

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@Poetic_1Justice @still_boneless @BowTiedRanger Whales have vestigial leg bones + pelvis

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@RoboCopRC You still own the Terminator license, don't you? You know what has to be done.

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@reddit_lies Cherry picking bad replies does not mean he argued well that humans and dinosaurs coexisted

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@darwintojesus tangible vindication of science as a means of discerning truths about nature.

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@Dengekichan Is THAT what they're for? I've been using em all wrong

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@moonies1eepy That isn't why. Sticking around after humiliation is painful. You also were never entitled to uncompensated emotional labor.

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@StephenG4242 @greentexts_bot Men can control muscle mass and grind for more income. Exercise does not meaningfully affect cup size.

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@JessicaUSAF The return of a classic

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@ShitpostGate Thing looks like other thing!!

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@steakdriven @FilmsFallout It is likely fake but in the remote chance it isn't, decaying fissile materials emit heat. You could use that heat to drive a heat engine like a TEG or Stirling.

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@PuppetCombo Rather the player ought to find more and more abstract geometry like manufacturing defects, overlapping spaces and remains of prior prisoners the further they venture from the starting location. Environmental storytelling spoops, not liminal man who chases you

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@Human101Nature Imagine how fast he cranks his hog, wearing it down to a red hot nub

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@AndrewCapasso_ @ThatchEffendi Don't be bothered, no problem

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@YanLucasdf @Civvie11 Gog has a clear reason to exist too, as a home for retro games many of which aren't on Steam. What does Epic do differently to justify it?

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@RobGatta @lporiginalg Kids died, bro

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@kcalbug "u dont want these hands bro"

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@reddit_lies The thing is, there's never a window position "away from" bigots, because bigotry isn't a fixed, concretely defined position. The definition of what constitutes bigotry changes as the window moves. Today's progressives are the bigots of tomorrow.

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@thechosenberg We also knock over jenga towers with them while roaring like godzilla. It's as fun as it sounds, you cannot stop us and will never know that joy

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@Whoaskwhat You not caring doesn't stop the evidence from proving you wrong.

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@mischiefanimals That was a slur in his language

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@veona_roamer @AMAZlNGNATURE Him: "Beautiful snek" Snek: "DO U WANT KARATE??"

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@greentexts_bot Snow White and the Seven Dalits

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@lporiginalg I mean... "Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart & with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. The second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ All the Law & the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

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@u_m_a_m_i What I see in the reflection of my Steam Deck screen when it's off

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@OrwellNGoode

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@whitesoxfan2006 Your post reads like a Roman joke found carved into the restroom wall of Pompeii

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@liquidspliff @tyler02020202 @___zainabr If that were true then computers could not work, as the physics of how electrons interact with metal and silicon at the molecular scale wouldn't be the same for everybody

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@BimboUbermensch In the next one, cosplay as that Iranian vegan YouTube shooter

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@Duskiee0 @HalfTangible ...Force coworkers to verbally affirm your beliefs under threat of job loss and subsequent homelessness

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@ShitpostGate They didn't even draw on his face. Smh Top Gear is falling off

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@GrillPillMax My autistic ass solves this problem simply by suffering quietly for a while

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@RetroGamer_Daz Counterpoint: Consoles should look weird and exotic. If they're just gonna look like DVRs or media center PCs, why not just have a PC under your TV running Steam Bigscreen & a bluetooth gamepad?

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@kissland022 @InsaneRealitys *propagate memetic contagion

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@Kagezod2 @GundamIsHere Trust me turn back now and forget about it

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@DontDThat_ Bah gawd, a Pringles tube filled with freshly boiled macaroni was good enough for my forefathers, it's good enough for me

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@Moooonnnniiii @MSQ_2012 @FightMate You will have to be more specific, every race and culture throughout history has practiced slavery at some point

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@AndyHearn09 @spikesguides Suicide bombs don't explode any less

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@NephTalks @Dont_panic749 @frogg214 @chachamyeon @hymen_sammy Or there used to be anyway. Shame Receipts got shut down.

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