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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
2 months
How we treat felony convictions is in itself a very important issue. Many felons have trouble re-integrating in our society after release, certainly people of color. In recognition of the perpetuation of this injustice, I am going to vote for a convicted felon for president.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@MattWalshBlog What I can tell you with certainty is that the harms associated with alcohol are worse than the harms associated with Marijuana use. We've already accepted alcohol-related harms for a very, very long time.
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@DrPooter
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@pastherandie @cabot_phillips Never heard any feminist express wanting the draft eliminated in my entire life.
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@DrPooter
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@Mindtutorials @PicturesFoIder Your statement assumes she has an important message to communicate.
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@DrPooter
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@men_are_human Scheduling, yes. Permission, no.
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@DrPooter
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@AudreLawdAMercy I can't help but think we're missing the bigger picture about what this student is learning.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@OldMan308 @SaraGonzalesTX Clearly the white guy should have offered a bigger portion of his dinner and drinks to the thugs in the name of reparations right?
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@KevinKileyCA It's funny how Harris didn't mention the current state of her alleged hometown in her DNC speech.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@GOPLatinoPDX @DailyLoud Are you unfamiliar with the facts of this story or do you not understand what murder in the first is? Alec Baldwin claims both that he didn't actually pull the trigger, and he also didn't know that the gun was loaded. Murder requires an intention to kill.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@chartreusewahoo I've brought ginger to the club to help settle my stomach. The mdma + Jameson combo is not the easiest on one's digestive tract.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@redsteeze And in October we will find out if 12 New Yorkers believe that coming to someone else's defense is a defense to a murder charge.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Remy_Legal @Slatzism The part where a dude is somehow sexualizing a toddler.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
2 years
@OrinKerr Let me draw attention to the record here just for the sake of clairty: People cried because they saw a hat.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@MayorShengThao You were part of the problem that led to this.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Demon_Strings @Mindtutorials @PicturesFoIder Correct. This post featured a pic, not a video.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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Tomorrow's headlines: The @GOP can't agree on a #Speakerofthehouse but they can agree on a reasonable bedtime.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@RealTPaine1 @LibertyCappy No one can do anything to help Reddit. Notwithstanding a few high-quality niche subreddits, the site is a retarded hivemind.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Demon_Strings @Mindtutorials @PicturesFoIder Correct. I would have looked at her ass in the video, too.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@michaelianblack How did JD Vance incite domestic terrorism? What words did he use?
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@PolitiBunny Refusing to discuss history is incredibly ignorant. You can recognize Hitler as awful and still talk about the complex international circumstances of WWII.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@CNviolations I'd be called a pedophile if I pointed out that there is, in fact, a difference between actual consent and legal consent.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Rothmus Tell me you're insecure in your marriage without telling me.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@adamcarolla Walk on the Wild Side. But even Lou Reed himself admitted he stopped making great music at an early point in his career.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
2 years
@MikeSmalltalk @reddit_lies When I was using it other redditors would search through my posts and reference some controversial comment in order to dismiss anything I had to say. Interacting with /r/mensrights in any way would trigger a lot of users.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@itslaylas @jessicaschwalb7 You people make a public protest and then get mad when you are treated like you're protesting in public.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@wendishen99 @JohnstonFredJ @MontanaSeptic @TeslaAndDoge You're advocating for speech police. You know that, right?
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@men_are_human It's really strange that a lot of men think feminists are legitimately retarded.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@UltraDane So dinner AND a show! What more could you love about Applebee's?
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@michaelianblack That was his worst moment. I don't know why he didn't focus on the executive orders he issued concerning medicare prescription drug prices and insulin caps.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@FordFischer @marciahofmann I would love to take this case to trial.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@LauraPowellEsq Without reading any words my first thought was "Oh look it's Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson. Cool." I honestly don't understand where they're coming from.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
2 months
@RantyAmyCurtis I had to look that one up. My initial thought was, of course, "that's crazy." She reversed after a couple days. Nonetheless, the reasoning was awful. People were told they couldn't buy supplies to grow their own food because "social distance."
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Babs4963 @DineshDSouza You can't apply that logic here and discard it when it doesn't suit your narrative. Discussions of racism in the U.S. focus on actions by white actors, and we ascribe racist attitudes to the entire "white race" by individual white people.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Scott_Wiener Stop. Fucking. With. Our. Cars.
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@DrPooter
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@Scott_Wiener Stop. Trying. To. Fuck. With. Our. Cars.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@thomas_73_ @ryanfazio "the act of publicly providing personally identifiable information about an individual or organization, usually via the Internet and without their consent."
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@PolitiBunny ::British accent:: "Who wants a banger in the mouth?"
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Some lawyer from California
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@OrinKerr @billybinion With all due respect, the past couple of months of discussion of Biden's disposition by Democrats doesn't reflect an emphasis on consistency.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@LauraPowellEsq @bariweiss "[T]he lessons that ought to have followed the [2016] election—lessons about the importance of understanding other Americans, the necessity of resisting tribalism, and the centrality of the free exchange of ideas to a democratic society—have not been learned. Instead, a new
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@KevinSabet @POTUS The 1930s called. They want their marijuana policies back.
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Some lawyer from California
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@papajens7 @MattWalshBlog That's what I love about this country: you're free to abstain if you so choose.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@deaflibertarian What, your parents never caught you swearing as a child?
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@parsa_s @SFPD I'm all for policing the streets to prevent break-ins, but you're detached from reality if you don't believe that controlling an impromptu riot isn't an "important issue."
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@StrictlyChristo The shift? People have been making fun of Trump since 2016.
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@DrPooter
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@men_are_human Tell me this is fake...
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@arghavan_salles I remember when we used to buy cars because we liked them.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@DrProudman Part of the problem is some people only care about a victim if they have a vagina.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@jessesingal Maybe there was a memo circulated around CNN after Kaitlyn Collins' appearance on Stephen Colbert's show where the audience laughed at the notion of "objectivity" at the network. I can imagine at least four of the words might have been, "Do your f*cking job."
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@HistoryBoomer Trump. Harris is inept, a threat to free speech, and the Democratic Party has never been further from democracy.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@GOPLatinoPDX @DailyLoud I think we probably want to let the jury do their eventual job on this one. There are apparently questions regarding the facts there--I haven't heard any mention of any other accidental discharges on set.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@2A_AllDay @DramaAlert The irony is that this poster's inability to recognize that she's multitasking (her attention is in like 10 different places) with an unfamiliar phone is more dumb than they are claiming she is.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@stillgray She's trying very hard to convince everyone she's completely not bothered by any of this.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@GOPLatinoPDX @Jerusalem_Post What did the Mexican gangster say when a house fell on him? "GET OFFA ME HOMES!" (sorry, I can't do a bad Mexican accent online very well)
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@HazelAppleyard_ That was the best joke in junior high. "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body."
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@kristenmag @SwannMarcus89 It was like watching an elementary school production of Japanese Kabuki theater, but audience participation was mandatory because we would spoil it for the children if we didn't.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@GOPLatinoPDX @theserfstv Walk me through how you got from a lame spider man meme mentioning trans rights to pedophilia.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@ArtCandee @Acyn You're right--I haven't seen someone shill bullshit without stuttering like that in ages.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@men_are_human False accusations are not rare. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@jahashmi99 @mmpadellan @CBS You're right: we can't let Tim Walz lie. We must ensure that Tim Walz only tells the truth.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@stonerjesus420 I was 14 the first time I took a hit from a bowl with nothing but resin scrapings. My older sister indoctrinated me with the old ways, which saved me a few times from despair over the years.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@PolitiBunny She said the words "formerly known as Twitter" like a child being forced to eat broccoli.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@SydneyLWatson @Halgrenj I'm looking forward to the follow-up on this. I'm curious if there's a basis for a claim under 17 U.S.C. 512(f) here (liability for a takedown in bad faith).
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Rothmus The real story is the mother was on drugs and didn't show up to the custody hearing. That's how you get full custody. The mother could have been twerking naked in public and the family court judge would have permitted shared custody.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@HistoryBoomer If by straight you mean ignoring a bunch of facts in order to allow you to critique what you believe to be a false narrative, yes. In doing so, you also ignore a very important discussion concerning immigration issues.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Itslikewhenyou @CNviolations The note should have read, "A child cannot legally consent to sex with an adult." Children can legally consent to sex with other children, though one would hope they would wait until they were much older.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@BadLegalTakes This is actually a state-by-state issue. It could be accurate depending on what each jurisdiction has legislated.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@war24182236 It shouldn't come as a surprise for people to find out that people can take recordings in public spaces.
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Some lawyer from California
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@Jon_Hopkins_ Very, very important question for you Jon: Do you have a picture of your cat?
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Some lawyer from California
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@Criminalsimpson Thank God we don't have to worry about labeling people with words that upset them.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@GageGoulding @mthigh But does their insurance have a fire exclusion policy? House odds on yes.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@simpsons_DG Is this what happens after you finish watching Am I Racist?
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Some lawyer from California
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@ThatEricAlper I didn't think it was real; but I let myself think it was real. Still scared the sh*t out of me.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@_HEALTH_ Lost Highway is forever a part of my psyche. His role in that haunts me.
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Some lawyer from California
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@netcapgirl No, this is half of the males of my hs graduating class. JD Vance as a teenager is so par for the course it's mini golf.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@_HEALTH_ First CD I ever purchased. That was 1994.
Tweet media one
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@mafelix86 $20 on someone throwing a rock and your window and breaking it.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@michelletandler A more relevant question is what *isn't* happening in Oakland, which might be answered by lack of law enforcement and failures of the city to adequately prosecute crime.
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Some lawyer from California
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@GOPLatinoPDX @FightHaven I don't think there's a clause in anyone's employment contract that says you can physically assault students in the event they call you a nagger.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Truthwirklich Just to give some context, that woman is upset because she is going to receive $48,000 per year of tax-free money from her ex husband.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Brevican @RealTPaine1 @LibertyCappy I disagree that it is "just as bad," but it does have unfortunate similarities. At least X created community notes to address the more egregiously awful posts, and there is a potential for larger discussions. Reddit shuts down controversial discussion as a matter of course.
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Some lawyer from California
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@eyeslasho This guy doesn't understand his biggest problem: You can't stand up for men if you're bent over waiting for a woman with a strap on.
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@ctdonath @PolitiBunny I'm no historian but I'm pretty sure Hitler rose to power because Germany was proper fucked and in a destitute state. I'm more concerned about another Hitler rising because people disregard the circumstances leading up to WWII because no one discusses it.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Criminalsimpson The homeless man turning into a mailbox is legendary.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@theamyalbertson The only pain from Chapelle's monologue is from seeing people like you trying to make something out of nothing because you don't actually have anything to say.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@ajonirving @STM1984 @consequence He produced his first album by working as a janitor at a recording studio, using the recording booths at like 2 a.m. when nobody else was.
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Some lawyer from California
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Some lawyer from California
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@TheFreelyAshley I honestly don't know what level of racism is acceptable anymore. Because if you're "colorblind," you're racist. If you're not talking about race, you're racist. Too much racist discussion, you're racist. Thank God we can just let the DEI departments sort it out now.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@ElLockeLawGroup Makes you wonder why they choose to wear masks at all.
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Some lawyer from California
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@Jon_Hopkins_ Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
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Some lawyer from California
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@men_are_human "Of the 70,311 students enrolled in psychology graduate programs in 2014, according to CWS data, 75 percent were women."
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Some lawyer from California
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@BadLegalTakes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Some lawyer from California
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@assafbar @byJoshuaDavis @abc7newsbayarea "I can't believe we aren't structuring our society around the random chance that people might engage in illegal, dangerous, and ineffective protests with which I happen to agree!"
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Some lawyer from California
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@CivGame You know what's better than this meme? Making a game that doesn't crash when you play it in multiplayer.
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Some lawyer from California
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@thomashawk @SFBART He's gotta have some impressive abs, tho.
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@adamcarolla Blame it on the Rain - Milli Vanilli
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@Google Does your sexual harassment policy explicitly exclude complaints of sexual harassment by women? How did multiple complaints by an employee of sexual harassment and retaliation get ignored? #tiffanymiller #sexpest #Google
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@DrPooter
Some lawyer from California
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@CoDoc442 How will we as a society ever recover from people purchasing a drug that is less harmful than other widely-available legal drugs?
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