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@DouglasJellots

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@DouglasJellots
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9 months
@johnmellencamp More children die from fetynal poring over our border than of gun violence. Try starting there.
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10 months
@NormEisen Oh no! His lawyers sent a letter, and that makes everything go away. I wonder why no other attorney ever thought to do that. Are you trying out material for open mic night at the Improv?
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@DouglasJellots
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9 months
@DarrigoMelanie And Bidens more than 400 vacation days cost how much?
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@DouglasJellots
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9 months
@UltraDane Just don't take anything with you that white people invented.
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10 months
@IllyNOTLilly What the real question is. How many people learned to spell bologna from the old Oscar Meyer commercials, and how many sing when they spell it?
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@DouglasJellots
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11 months
@FLAKayleigh I went to Cracker Barrel and saw three old ladies wearing Trump hats. I asked them why they were voting for Trump, and they said because DeSantis is too short. And everybody clapped.
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@DouglasJellots
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5 years
@hrenee80 They're all watching CNN and MSNBC to find out what they're supposed to say.
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8 months
@NancyMace @GStephanopoulos @ThisWeekABC Nancy should have asked him why he had no problem working for a rapist. A serial rapist at that.
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1 year
@FlaGirlKristy It's a Washington Post-ABC News poll. Not a Fox poll.
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9 months
@TaraBull808 What could we possibly have done to deserve dogs? We could never return the love they give us.
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10 months
@Arightside No. She flat out stole other people's work and passed it off as her own.
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9 months
@joma_gc Ebonics meet Bidenomics
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8 months
@Liz_Cheney @JimCo72112708 So everyone except the J 6 committee is lying? Since you're a Cheney, I'll believe everyone but you
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9 months
@MassieforKY Now you and Chip can get back to work doing what you were elected to do. Bummer, huh?
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8 months
@joma_gc Did he yell, MAGA is going mobile?
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1 year
@JennaEllisEsq You, of all people, are talking about being authentic? Damn, your hypocrisy has no bounds.
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10 months
@IllyNOTLilly Love fried bologna. Had some the other day.
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10 months
@JulieHo45436117 Lefties were never going to vote for Trump anyway.
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10 months
@FLAKayleigh Put down the vodka and Vicodin Bill.
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10 months
@chiproytx Isn't your name on a bill that made it more readily available to vets?
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10 months
@TuckerPoodleMA Guess what? Trump isn't Hitler, so thank you for narrowing the choices.
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10 months
@ViralNewsNYC @obiden_sux No, it doesn't. Who the fuck told you that, Mayor Adam's? You do know that they went bankrupt before and we all survived.
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@DouglasJellots
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10 months
@47forthewin By chasing away and constantly insulting Trump supporters? Good luck with that. Unless they’re growing some magical vote’s somewhere it ain’t happening.
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10 months
@RonDeSantis You should explain your relationship with Kent Stermon. You talk a big story until you have to answer about your former (dead) best friend.
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10 months
@AliVelshi @washingtonpost @JRubinBlogger @AEI @NormOrnstein The points you made are flat out lies. We already had one lying ass Kenyan we don’t need another.
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11 months
@RealCaptainMaga @JennaEllisEsq @Will_Panic @RonDeSantis Everything is a threat to her. Just ask Harrison Floyd or her new BFF Fani. They were in court together, trying to get Harrison Floyd's bail revoked. He called Jenna out for the donation scam, and she claimed to have felt threatened. So watch what you say to this con artist.
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8 months
@cctvidiots The last chicken nugget
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10 months
@MustangMan_TX Her side. If I did that to my wife, the food would have gone in the trash, and I'd be wearing the coffee.
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8 months
@Liz_Cheney We also deserved to hear the evidence you destroyed.
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10 months
@RepThomasMassie No one misses Kevin Pelosi.
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9 months
@Timodc Biden is a fucking retard. End of it You stupid motherfuckers can cry Trump all day. Biden is a retard and only the dumbest of the dumb would say otherwise.
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11 months
@JennaEllisEsq @Forthesakeofdi1 A guilty plea is on your record as a conviction.
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11 months
@Nate_McMurray Except that's not what he said. You're really working hard to be a victim.
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9 months
@AJDelgado13 Aren't you the stalker that got caught lying? You were stalking a married man, right?
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9 months
@Unfilteredboss1 Aww, you gonna take your ball and go home? Maybe he stood a chance if his campaign wasn't run by juveniles acting like he was running for senior class president.
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10 months
@AnnCoulter Adams Apple Annie’s pathetic attempt to be relevant.
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8 months
@AnnCoulter Because like you, people don't like him
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10 months
@bennyjohnson That has to be the lamest excuse in the history of ever.
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8 months
@SteveDeaceShow In this economy, that's a cheap meal to feed a family. You calling it white trash delicacies really shows your true Christian values, you pathetic hypocrit.
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10 months
@joma_gc @ChristinaPushaw With that over bite, she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
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9 months
@bobvanderplaats @RonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis Was this tweet included in the $95,000 package?
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10 months
@RonDeSantis Tell us how many of those Iowa counties you won after you did the Full Grassley. Isn't that a clue that people don't like you after meeting you?
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8 months
@TimTMD You do realize that on March 5th no one is voting for president right?
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10 months
@joma_gc @ChristinaPushaw She looks like Gretchen Whitmer's albino twin.
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9 months
@1984IN2023 Desantis has a new spokesman.
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9 months
@ShannonLancer Have you tried clamping vise grips on your balls?
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9 months
@TiffMoodNukes Corn Pop could have helped you, but Joey beat him and his Bad Boys back with a chain some years ago.
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10 months
@saras76 Why is he being so nice? He owes them nothing.
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1 year
@mericanaf7 We all have made mistakes, it’s how you handle that shows your true character. Keep your head up young lady, you definitely have character.
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10 months
@1776Swamp_Fox Three times? What was the third time for?
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11 months
@AmiriKing Made me too paranoid. I couldn’t watch football because I thought they were talking about me in the huddle.
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10 months
@AnnCoulter Really reaching now, aren't you? It's almost as though you're trying to be pathetic.
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11 months
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10 months
@chiproytx @HouseGOP Have you tried making a fiery speech about it? If you make a speech and Lindsey sends a strongly worded letter, the problem will be solved.
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1 year
@FlaGirlKristy No. You failed to mention who's poll they were showing. The point you were trying to make is that Fox is all in for Trump.
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10 months
@andover_gary And now blacks want to segregate themselves. You may want to have this talk with them.
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@SenBillCassidy You must be getting a nice sized kick back.
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@MeghanMcCain Who combed that stiff armed motherfuckers hair?
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1 year
@_Mama_Mia10 He wasn't sent to DC to represent his principals. He was sent to represent the voters that sent him. If representing them goes against his principals, he has no business being there.
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9 months
@ChuckGrassley Don't bring up the documents that you all are going to do nothing about to deflect attention away from the Ukraine funding bill. Did you know exactly what was in it when you voted for it? Must be a nice chunk for your kick back.
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10 months
@johncardillo CBS? Really? You're even more pathetic than Billy Boy Mitchell.
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8 months
@TracyAMHall1 Because they were never DeSantis supporter, they were just Never Trumpers.
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@NancyMace Especially from someone who not only worked for a serial rapist but also tried helping him cover it up.
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10 months
Is he standing in a hole?
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@palyouthmvmt Water them down. That's all that needs to be done. The weather is perfect for being soaking wet.
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11 months
@JoeNBC The entire state has a higher rate than one city? That's what you're going with?
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@BuzzPatterson There's no bad dogs, just bad owners
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11 months
@joma_gc Well, that entire campaign isn't very bright.
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@brixwe I'm having to use a real potato for Mr. Potato head old.
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@RealJamesWoods And spray them with water. It's the perfect time of year for it.
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@MarkWarner You're not good enough to mention Reagan's name.
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@SwissWatchGuy @Drakken25849076 So, it has already been in the public domain since 2017, yet somehow, it's Trump's fault 6 years later. What's next? He planted the coke in 2019 to be found now so the Pedo can look bad?
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11 months
@sfpelosi Is she sober?
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10 months
@chiproytx Typical Roy, let me just talk about it. If you'd just put 50% of the effort into doing your job as you do campaigning, something may actually get done. But you're not one to let results get in the way of a good speech.
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@LauraLoomer @JennaEllisEsq @TeamTrump I always did call her Tammy Faye Bakker.
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10 months
@joma_gc Jenna wants to be Miss October
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@EdwardGLuce Don't worry, Biden will be gone soon so you can rest easy
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@joma_gc I'm praying that he drops out and endorses Haley. The DeSimp meltdown would be epic. If it happened, how many DeSimps would start singing Haley's praises?
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@JennaEllisEsq Says the phony that was publicly censured for lying.
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@Arightside Tell that bullshit to Carole Swain.
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@MariaPeiro305 Now you know why you're a "former" congressional candidate.
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@KurtSchlichter @NikkiHaley When did Trump pick Haley? Are you lying for effect or just lying?
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@FLAKayleigh @evmechamsghost Haley isn't going to win Jack shit because Haley will not be the nominee. All you DeSimpletons will either sit home, vote for Biden, or vote Trump. I give it a week before you're on the TeamInsanity band wagon and shouting Let it Burn.
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@bobvanderplaats @RonDeSantis I see $95,000 not only buys an endorsement but also gets you daily tweets. For $95,000, Ron, me love you long time.
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@Unfilteredboss1 @RonDeSantis He lost. Seek grief counseling
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@Punchy_Playz Thank God. That's actually a Trump endorsement
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10 months
@FLWolf01 Wait, DeSantis people are citing polls? Oh, I see, it's only the ones you like that are real.
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@Sea_Glass1115 2028? I hope so. He's got 4 long years to find a personality
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10 months
@DeSantisWarRoom @ProudElephantUS That isn't what he was saying in 2021.
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@dom_lucre What was it that made you suicidal?
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@SenTedCruz @JerryMoran @HawleyMO By whistle blower you mean Eric Ciarmella. It's OK you can say the weasels name.
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@RStarkeyMD You low life garbage motherfucker. She's with a mother that raised her right, unlike whatever it was that raised you.
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9 months
@AlanJacobyJr 11 after you buy another one
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@ericswalwell Have you ever called your wife FangFang by mistake? Has your wife ever called you Donald?
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11 months
@CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantis I see you got one of the kids out of the car
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9 months
@FLAKayleigh Why do I picture Bill sitting on the floor holding his knees to his chest and saying this while rocking back and forth.
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@NonMagadonian Your confusing anger with making fun of you. I find it hilarious when adults throw childish temper tantrums
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