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7 months

Exactly one week ago I got a phone call that will haunt me forever. Jevon’s family have set up a GoFundMe to help raise money for his children’s futures and asked if you can spare absolutely anything then please do, and share the link.

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5 years

“Everyone is a gangster until a real gangster walks into the room.” - Unknown

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You weren’t outside.

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Enzo catching heat… i’d love to see what Kroos would do as a #10 🤦‍♂️

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2 years

Skjsdkjskd for a split second I thought 50 Cent was on SSN doing commentary on the Conference League 😭

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2 years

Goal! West Ham 1-0 Viborg FF ⚽ Gianluca Scamacca gets his first goal for the Hammers! ⚒️

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6 years

Daley Blind went from Manchester United to Ajax and took a step up.

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4 years

Fergie was one point and GD away from winning SEVEN in a row. There's nobody in his stratosphere. #mufc

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1 year

6 defeats in 10 game is outrageous. No manager at Madrid, Barcelona or Bayern is surviving that. That’s the difference.

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5 years

Nahhhh skdkdkfkdkf

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2 years

You see how he just acknowledged that he got him and didn’t go to kick the shit out of him? Neymar really appreciates the beautiful game

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#TouchlineFracas

@touchlinefracas

2 years

Neymar gets a taste of his own medicine 😂

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@DMFv2

3 years

If Solskjaer survives this result then it shows that the club have made the decision to accept mediocrity.

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7 years

K Koke just BODIED Nines on his new album. Holy fuck.

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5 months

Tonight is the same way Sancho played for 2.5 years but people wonder why the fans don’t give him any slack 😂

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3 years

By a distance our best midfielder today while fasting a playing a role that isn’t his norm… what a weird fan base.

James Ducker

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3 years

Boos for Pogba as he comes off, to be replaced by Rashford, followed by chants of "Fuck off Pogba" from #mufc fans

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11 months

The best man 😂😭

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11 months

Footballers socials before social media management was a mad time 🤣🤣

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4 years

IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭

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7 years

The greatest press conference moment ever #MayMacWorldTour 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Imagine people are angry at Pogba, Lingard and Rashford's off-field behaviour but idolise George Best, Ryan Giggs and David Beckham 🤣

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4 years

Eventually #mufc fans will realise that the club is happy just finishing in the top 4 these days, hence the lack of squad boosting when we already have CL football. When we don’t have CL we spend to get into it then refuse to spend to maintain it. Backwards club.

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2 years

Somehow @talkSPORT are talking about this nonsense with Nick Pope being suspended as “unfair”. Why did nobody mention that is was “unfair” to Man United that Bruno Guimaraes got sent off in the semi-final but CAN play in the final? Absolutely ridiculous stuff.

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5 years

Last game of football ever played at Old Trafford before Coronavirus ended the world was Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s Manchester United beating Pep Guardiola’a Manchester City 2-0. I’ll take it.

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5 years

As disrespectful as this is, nothing tops Max Holloway stopping beating up Brian Ortega to teach him how to put his hands up in the middle of their fight.

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6 years

This game further proves that: A) Pereira is not a DM B) Sanchez is not a LW C) McTominay is not a footballer.

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7 years

Conor McGregor flew to NYC cos Khabib and his boys cornered Artem Lobov and stuck it on him. I don’t give a fuck I rate McGregor for that fully. Loyalty over money and business. He’s riding out for his boy. He’ll get off and UFC’s biggest fight ever is set if Khabib wins on Sat.

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3 years

This 352 isn’t well coached, Ole just thinks we’ll be better defensively with it because there’s an extra defensive player on the pitch.

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5 years

#mufc 07-09 was the best Prem team ever because they could do everything. 451, 433, 442, 4231. Counter attacking, possession, park the bus. Could outscore anyone or drag themselves to 1-0’s. Clean sheets galore. Goals galore.

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2 years

Hot take - If Martinez was 6ft 1 and turned in the exact same performances in his first two games, would he be under any pressure? Because honestly I don't think he's done anything wrong really. #mufc

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5 years

Someone is paying us €3m for us to not play Smalling all year. God is real.

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@DMFv2

4 years

So you see when we were saying #OleOut even after we won games, do you understand now???

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27 days

At this point the only people not sick of Bruno Fernandes are people who only watch MOTD and highlights, because he is horrific over 90 minutes every game with sporadic moments of quality that save him.

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@DMFv2

5 years

OUR LOWEST POINTS TOTAL IN 30 YEARS BUT “not nearly as bad as feared” You people are deluded

James Robson

@jamesalanrobson

5 years

Life without Pogba hasn’t been nearly as bad as feared for #MUFC - Bruno Fernandes is the beginning of United’s midfield overhaul. This from a couple of weeks ago

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@DMFv2

5 years

Dad is having heart surgery today.. if you believe in that stuff please send a prayer his way. If you don’t then send him positive energy please 🤞🏼🙏🏼

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@DMFv2

10 months

Out of Europe. Out of Carabao. £400m+ spent. 7th in the league with -5 GD. 22 goals scored in 20 PL games. How is Ten Hag still in a job? #mufc

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5 years

Don’t see Martial getting anywhere near enough credit for his performance yesterday. Constant threat with the ball, worked hard without it and his hold up play despite tight marking from two physical CB’s was superb. Excellent first touch, positive thinking & a poachers goal #AM9

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3 years

Interesting how they say Martial “disrespected the club” by not returning to a tour and allegedly refusing to play, but nothing is said of Cavani making himself unavailable and whoring himself around Europe ever since he joined… #mufc

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2 years

@elfayz_ I think it’s because they originally said they would and have now U-turned 48 hours before the tournament starts.. if they’d said no from the start then it would be far less of an issue

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4 years

You can here Pogba SCREAMING "No Luke, no Luke, no Luke! Noooooooo!" ffs

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@DMFv2

4 years

This is basically the team that people said Pogba had to earn his way back into btw 🤣

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7 years

Manchester United 07-09 is the greatest team British football has ever seen. Argue with your grandad. Don’t @ me.

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5 years

If we lose on Sunday and results go against us, #mufc could end the weekend in 19th place.

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3 years

Neville just said Pogba played on the left of a midfield four for Juventus. Sometimes just say you didn't watch him and you don't rate for whatever reason. Don't come to national TV and lie.

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@DMFv2

6 years

LOOOOL @50cent is actually the GOAT 😂😂😂

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3 years

I’ve counted five occasions already where Sancho has called for the ball between the lines and Shaw, Maguire, McMayo and Fred have all gone sideways or backwards instead

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3 years

Lol listen.. if that was Ole everyone would be going nuts. That's shocking game management from Rangnick and another awful team selection from him. #mufc

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4 years

#mufc were absolutely correct to sack Jose Mourinho when they did. #mufc were absolutely wrong to hire Ole Gunnar Solskjær as permanent manager. #mufc are absolutely wrong to stick by Ole Gunnar Solskjær now. You can agree with all of these simultaneously🤝

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4 years

Okay yeah, this one I can't do.

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7 years

Zlatan is actually unbelievable. He and Rojo got injured in the same game, Rojo tore his ACL and Ibrahimovic his ACL AND MCL. Both back at exactly the same time. Crazy. #mufc

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6 years

In case you don’t know what kind of coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is 👀 #MUFC

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@DMFv2

5 years

Instead of us to want quality options flowing through the XI, we want to pit our only two quality CM’s against eachother then wonder why we suck lmao

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4 years

Dad currently in heart surgery. Prayers if you believe in all of that please, positive energy if you don't. My gut is in bits right now. 🙏🏽❤️🤞🏼

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5 years

If you were on twitter for Sneijder and Vidal, then you weren’t fussed about the Bruno Fernandes stuff this summer and that’s facts.

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@DMFv2

6 years

Chris Smalling actually just told Lionel Messi to come outside. Jesus wept.

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5 years

Ander Herrera: Not fussed he's leaving cos he's not good enough to start. Annoyed he's leaving cos he'd be a good squad option. Delighted the club hasn't bowed to his huge demands just to keep him. Annoyed the club didn't sort his deal out 18 months ago to avoid this. #mufc

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7 years

Ronaldo top scorer in the CL for the last 5 seasons in a row. Back to back winner. 4 time winner. Goals in 3 finals. Respect him. That's all

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7 years

Neymar has no manners

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4 years

I don’t think Shaw is amazing but I do think people overdo it when they talk about him not being good. He’s somewhere in the middle. Long term not good enough but not a calamity that we have to replace immediately imo

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6 years

Paul Pogba. Don’t even tark too much. 🤐🤫

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@DMFv2

3 years

Hey @MayaJama let me know where to send the flowers ❤️😘

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4 years

Thiago looking around for someone to do that cross field keep-it-up with that he loves but he keeps catching Henderson's eye kkljdljf

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6 years

Marouane Fellaini staying after publicly slating fans, club and management. He'll get a pay-rise, a contract that breaks the policy of the club and worst of all he'll stop us signing another CM to help improve the side. There is LITERALLY no upside to this deal. #mufc

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@DMFv2

4 years

2007 - Champions 2008 - Champions 2009 - Champions 2010 - Runners-up (1pt behind Chelsea) 2011 - Champions 2012 - Runners-up (Worse GD than City) 2013 - Champions 1 point and GD away from SEVEN in a row.

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@DMFv2 7 in a row?

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4 years

Imagine this happened at Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid or Juventus. You think the manager will even be allowed to clear his office? He’s getting DPD’d his belongings fam

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4 years

Same Arsenal fans saying that isn't a red card wanted Neil Maupay beheaded btw

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4 years

Lukaku saying “you wanna speak about my mother” and told Ibra “I fucked your wife you bitch” LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

If we wrap up Cavani, Telles and Dembele in one day then I'll be even angrier that we didn't wrap up Sancho in the last 3 months looool

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4 years

Fam I’m so confused

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7 years

People aren’t deeping it properly you know. Ronaldo scores an equaliser in the 92nd minute of a friendly match for Portugal, picks the ball up, runs back to restart the game quickly then scores the winner in the 94th minute. ELITE mentality. Win at all costs, friendly or not.

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6 years

I've never been less excited about Manchester United in my entire life.

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@DMFv2

7 years

Wayne Rooney's career is quite literally what kids dream about. Boyhood club, biggest club in the world, record breaker, retire back home.

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@DMFv2

4 years

It's still #OleOut btw this result doesn't change the fact he isn't good enough

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@DMFv2

5 years

I’m kicking ball tomorrow night. Im going to get someone to record me doing this pass. I want praise like this when I upload it. #TouchlineFracas

Kloppholic

@Kloppholic

5 years

This pass from Trent to Robertson...

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@DMFv2

7 years

Asensio is absolutely filthy.

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@DMFv2

5 months

Lol Southgate is 100% putting Foden LW and using Gallagher CM next to Rice with Bellingham as a 10

Dan Boogs

@dankoogs

5 months

Wow. Anthony Gordon gotta be starting LW now surely.

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@DMFv2

5 years

Give Dybala his 21 shirt back and give James 63 or some shit nobody is buying his shirt anyway

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@DMFv2

5 years

James Rodriguez is available for £40m and they’re desperate to get rid. We need a 10 who adds creativity and goals. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@DMFv2

5 years

Honestly we could do much worse than trying Fosu-Mensah out in the DM role this season.

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@DMFv2

5 years

Remember when fans wanted to sign Fabinho for #mufc but other fans said we were hipsters because he played in Ligue 1? Good times.

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@DMFv2

5 years

Lukaku guarantees goals every season. Dybala helps towards replacing those goals and also takes some of the load off Pogba creatively, which will help improve Martial/Rashford’s goal tally. I’m struggling to see a negative to this deal for #mufc

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@DMFv2

5 years

Realistically #mufc could sign: Wan Bissaka - £50-55m Alderweireld - £25m B. Fernandes - £60m Ndombele - £60m Ziyech - £35m Total: £230-235m without sales. Add James that's £250m (which was reported budget). Sell Lukaku, Rojo, Sanchez and let Mata leave with Herrera we're good

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@DMFv2

5 years

Maguire for Rojo, Pogba for Andreas and Dybala for Mata. That’s our team vs Chelsea

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@DMFv2

3 years

Officially a full-time PAID football writer for @reach_sport 😭😭😭😭 I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!!

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@DMFv2

1 year

I even like Ten Hag. But I refuse to let standards of the club drop. It’s not good enough and he’s not shown enough that he can turn it around. If he got sacked tomorrow I wouldn’t bat an eyelid. #mufc

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2 years

This last four games from Bruno Fernandes is his best run of performances in a #mufc shirt since he signed, and he has one assist and zero goals. This is why you have to watch football with your eyes, not an app.

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@DMFv2

5 years

How do members of the public have a problem with Jesse Lingard swearing on Instagram but don't give two shits about Marcos Alonso being allowed to play football professionally after murdering someone while drink driving?!?!!??

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5 years

De Gea; AWB, Maguire, Lindelof, Shaw; McTominay, Pogba; Greenwood, Gomes, Martial; Rashford Let’s goooooo

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11 months

He literally plays advantage, then when Haaland plays the pass the blows the whistle 😭😭😭😭That is OUTRAGEOUS

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@DMFv2

6 years

I love Rashford but that chance at the end last night is what separates him from the elite youngsters. Mbappe, Dembele, Martial etc all have a bit of finesse there and dink it or go round GK. He just smashes it every time.

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7 years

Quick reminder that Louis van Gaal almost sold David De Gea for £29m + Keylor Navas. Give thanks to bad fax machines everyday for the rest of your lives. #mufc

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6 years

Ronaldo in 9 seasons for Real Madrid has 458 goals for them. According to this thread, Real Madrid scored 682 combined in the 9 seasons previous to Ronaldo’s arrival. The man is a footballing God.

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5 years

“Everyone is a gangster until a real gangster walks into the room.” - Unknown

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@DMFv2

3 years

Cristiano Ronaldo and Bruno Fernandes haven't really worked well together for Portugal. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer needs to find a way to get the best from them both, or risk one becoming completely pointless. New for @ManUtdMEN -

Getting the best from Fernandes and Ronaldo in Man United lineup

Cristiano Ronaldo has joined Manchester United and will play alongside Bruno Fernandes, and this is how the club can ensure they get the best from both players together

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

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@DMFv2

4 years

We're not a good football team, I don't care what statistics and numbers you can pull out of your arse. We're not good. #mufc

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@DMFv2

6 years

I wish I was David Beckham

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@DMFv2

2 years

This narrative that Raphael Varane was a poor signing has to stop. He is a world class centre-back, in the prime of his career and we got him for a moderate fee. He was our best defender in a year where everyone struggled. Baffled how people are writing him off/speaking on him.

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@DMFv2

5 years

Eriksen signing is a lot like when we signed Mata tbh.. good player, takes from a rival but ultimately doesn’t fill gaping holes we have.

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@DMFv2

4 years

The agenda some United fans have against Bruno is weird man.. Yes he's annoying and loses the ball a lot but he scores goals and creates consistently. It's clearly sustainable too because he's been doing it here and at Sporting for years now.

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@DMFv2

5 years

Do any other clubs transfers get reported this way? 🤣🤣🤣

Kaveh Solhekol

@SkyKaveh

5 years

Manchester United had to walk away from Paulo Dybala Romelu Lukaku swap deal. Total package would have cost them £108m in wages and agent fees. Dybala’s good but not that good

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7 years

I love the ends. #GlenfellTower

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@DMFv2

7 years

Me when Fellaini and Matic start in midfield next season with Fabinho at right back #mufc

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@DMFv2

4 years

Pogba is a top drawer footballer who shines in a team of working parts. He has struggled for #mufc for five years because the team is broken & he isn't good enough to carry us on his back. I love him and would obvs prefer he stayed & was successful but as is he should leave.

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@DMFv2

6 years

What's funny is that people will believe Pogba is sat at home and has posted that picture and caption intentionally after the news, but will ignore that it's most likely because it was pre-set and has been deleted because it now looks unprofessional. Either way.. POGBA FC

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@DMFv2

6 years

Can we please, for a second, imagine this was Raheem Sterling.

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