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'One day you're going to come up against something you don't think you can do, and then you're going to do it. And from then on, you're you.' - Buzz Lightyear

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@SmokeyJoe215 @LongLostTJ_ When she hit the dance floor

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@TheOneFortyPlus @bhuncho23 @el_budget Watching him like…

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@JohnnyNoChill This disrespect! This man went to Space For You!!!

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@teenyholmes @smoothwizzle @realparisprice Erroneous!! Bananas are a super food!

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@mad_ship Ha! Jokes on you, the worst bj is still a good bj

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Family day at the pool will be weird

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@WhackNicholson Go to the doctor for some stomach pain and leave with your ankles broken cause he hit you with a killer crossover when you reached for your prescription

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@easysupercrop @Mufaa6 WTF?!? I don’t know what movie this is but now I have to watch it

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@FeitsBarstool Feitelberg waiting to board the plane

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@smokeismedicine You thought you could come for a man with this much on his resume? C’mon son

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@_jackieh__ @dalienuh I’ve never dated a woman that enjoyed me getting in the way of their makeup

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@ProdByYungTrav @BrotherNature The only reason I opened this thread 🤣😂

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@keystodabakery @talleyberrybaby Meanwhile I sign my name like a 6 yr old

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@prettyviree @uglybellahadid Still had sex thou

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@theowiisports @FinsOrDie Cardi Flea

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@udpizzaqueen @rightupyouralii A Queen!!

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@PupusaPrince503 @__1ofONE Old? Yo, they are Yakuza man!!

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@_MunecaMorenita @mylife_my_way Her ride to the corner store

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@joss

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@UberFacts Still won’t stop Nic Cage!!

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@TheGabafool this happened to me, a mom came over to me and gave me her daughters number, she said she was shy but thought I was cute and pointed her out and waved. I contacted her, and she had no clue who I was and thought her mom was asking me for directions..

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6 years

@JadyJacobson @vmsalama I’m sure nobody needs to look like you either but yet here you are

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3 years

@jlrhart I was just dropping my kid off and a car came barreling down this ONE WAY street in front of the school doing 60 blasting music, I took my kid in and I just sat back in the car and opened Twitter, saw this picture and I am now a wreck. I’m so sorry

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@cspan I’m realizing a lot of people don’t know this is Mariano Rivera’s walkout song

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@shweet_baby_k @ilovesynxoxo How’d he embarrass her? He’s the only one that looks like an ass outta this

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@itsslightt @LongLostTJ_ I mean , it looks like they’re at a Chili’s on Karaoke night

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5 years

@mad_ship We? So there’s more than one girl? The doctor in the ER is going to hear one hell of a story!

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@socialcbat @mar1narasauce @witchy_hexgirl Gwen backstage telling him to get out there a play

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@honeyyy_sweett @fineassbbygirl

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@Antonio65622819 @espn Wait what?!?

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@MarkPar33238593 @astoldbykaygee @Headgraphix A Menace To Society some would say

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@Cwaugh16 @androgayness @diyaJooniverse @shobnasi @HopeRehak @eattheextant @Sevencloud @HarrietMould

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@EllsBellsInPA @wndowlicker @tamriilin @InKappoweTrust @ajagoff @ChidiNwatu @JoeBiden

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@lukef81 @ModernWarzone The hackers aren’t even the worst part of this season

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@EmmaVigeland @AOC Legit question, weren’t the incentives for actually constructing their own offices? Now they just signed a Lease for already existing buildings.

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@katelovesneuro @JaimeVelo @BobbyBoon3 @narceducator @feministabulous They also stated that reason was due to the me too and times up movements. This was aa phone poll on opinion, its not based on any real facts or statistics.

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@RebelGirl1323 @BasedBobTrapGod @DollSpammmm Housekeeper playing everyone!

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@lizzydashiell @RandiFoorDalton She also helped make sure Julian received little from Johns estate after he passed.

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@EwdatsGROSS Me staring at my phone waiting to possibly get this sent to me

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@brainsoupp_ Good luck to you and Average Joe at the Dodgeball Tournament

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@Ayakx__ @_cinnamonro11_ @thefatimacam The fact that you didn’t get that first is even more funny

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@KhalifM @AmmanuelWithAnA @DixPeyton @ashleygeraldo4 @cocojoonie We are trash, but I live my truth

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@JamesMaupin8 @Shaydozer

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@IJohnny5 @revrrlewis You’ve clearly never played Civilization VI

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@Dylannnnn_34 @LordeThottie

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@MotherOfDoggons @SheRatesDogs This could be 10 dudes that go to my gym

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@dani_g_3 As someone who’s had to assist many victims of domestic assault and also investigate the abusers this is the kind of aggression that builds to something more violent down the road if unchecked, Press charges. If not for you then for the next possible victim

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@SunniAndTheCity Stedman being “forced” to live in the guest house probably bigger than most peoples houses... he’s probably in full vacation mode

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@ZeroBlog30 Listening to this ...

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@wedontknow36 I don’t say this in a hateful way but I forget Kacey is even on the show, she comes on screen and i’m like “oh she’s on this season?” And it’s the final

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@BobbyRalston @mary_swagdalene @olivegarden @bundyhere Bob sealed his fate

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3 years

@JxffreyP It never fails how cheated i feel when I open a bag

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@brhkth @PanDulceBb Purses ?!

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@BenWalter99 @barstooltweetss

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@mask_bastard

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@_realjgoodwin @robsmithonline @AOC I have no hate towards her but this just reminded me of the scene in the movie Airplane “excuse me stewardess I speak jive”

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@ColombianCanuck @TheGabafool That was the best part, she already had boyfriend! the mom thought he was a lowlife thou

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@wanderingyankee @cddukefan @ZeroBlog30

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@notmaaarkleeee @ktlynmariesmth @conorgrnt I guess you could have googled it instead of waiting for someone to correct you

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@TravisParrish4 @DanaB_Number3 @k_dubzz21 Last time a drank a zillion of those I called the cops because I thought someone broke into my house... it was me, I had apparently broken into my house when I blacked out

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@babybottlebong @CrutchTheBear @dlkingauthor @HardBristle Gotta hit Satan with the killer crossover

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@EasyVeganEats @LAFLORIO @DebraMessing @ABC I’ve never been a Roseanne fan but if this made you cry you might want to reevaluate what’s happening in your life, maybe get outdoors more

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@louisnelms @ConroyForReal Jaw?? He couldn’t break John Wayne’s coffee mug

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@kylewebre1 Why is his hat sitting so high on his head? Is he hiding a sandwich under there?

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@rightupyouralii I could keep so much weed in this box

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@Kakoolookiyam @SteveSummers88 @Marvel It’s not warming up thou

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@jdierrew @easysupercrop @Mufaa6 Oh that’s gotta be on Amazon

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@MulhollandL0ver @toricantstfu

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@NdubitblyBrooky

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@catcontentonly @hellbenderLo I sunk all my money into post apocalyptic outerwear

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@BabieShadie @quirkyboicammy @BB_Updates Julie: David why didn’t you use your power? David: oh was that for this game ??

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@annjuck @JeffreyToobin Oh if anything I’m watching every minute of it!

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@SNKR_head24 @DecaturDane Man, they aren’t even letting us in the parking lot unless you can buy the parking pass

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@ConroyForReal So woke ...

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@Chasewhite6_ @PaigeSpiranac @DanaB_Number3 @DanaB_Number3 with the bag

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@Mizz_Undrstud @BeYourOwnHype @Nealiab1 Slippers?!!!

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@90sWWE

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@finch960 @MarkCC @ryanstruyk That’s why Walter doesn’t roll on Shabbos

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@w_terrence Shock Trauma, best hospital in the city

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@barstoolsports @HardFactorNews I need more!! Tell me there’s more video, I’ve got to see this outcome

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5 years

@fritzhahn Adams Morgan is very scary!! You go for one drink and some youngster starts and convo with you at the bar, next thing you know you’ve had 6 car bombs and now you’re involved in a group text where the word “Yeet” is used multiple times.

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@mchooyah I crashed playing call of duty so I get it

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@slumlorddswrld @OvOBrezzzy Steve Rodgers watching him

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4 years

@PrimeVideo @MaiselTV I would watch Tony Shalhoub bake bread, the man can act

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2 years

@SunniAndTheCity The Wendy’s in Dave Thomas Circle, It’s a national treasure! I haven’t been in awhile, a quick google search and you can see it’s……OH MY GOD NOOOOO!

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@therandyn9559 @tictoc He’s fine, he answered the questions how he should have, He spoke to his own knowledge. People were trying to put words in his mouth and he was careful to not let that happen. He spoke to facts which is how he always has been.

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@BoolinBenny17 @BG_Seriously @Sandernista412 It’s the only reasonable answer

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5 years

I can’t stop watching this