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I come here to post all the shit that would make my Christian family members pray for me. Follow my backup @toriwontstfu .

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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
5 years
After being single for the first time in almost 7 years, I’ve learned that grown ass men do not care about: - Stretch marks - Cellulite - Stubble - Blemishes - Periods - Mostly anything you’re self conscious about because an ex made you insecure. This has been a PSA.
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4 years
If you loved “Slob on my Knob” I’m not sure why you’re so appalled by “WAP” lol
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2 months
Service fees to pay bills should be illegal. Why tf do I gotta pay you to pay you???
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5 years
Marinate in these words
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3 years
I don’t care about NOTHING else right now cause BITTTTTTCCCCHHHHH I BEAT CERVICAL CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 years
Just a friendly reminder ☺️
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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3 years
Sooo a deer broke into my daughter’s school through the emergency exit and had I not seen the proof, I would’ve never believed it.
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3 years
Idk but I need to move to this neighborhood
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3 years
Anal bleaching wouldn’t have such a stigma if we just called it “changing your ringtone.”
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4 years
Me throwing a grenade during the Civil War next week:
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3 years
“What was he wearing? If he didn’t wanna be robbed, he shouldn’t have been out here flashing his goodies.”
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1 year
@Giftaveli I wish I cared about Trashli Rabbit’s racist ass getting what she deserved for trespassing on Federal property
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3 years
I do not know how to act
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2 years
“Breaking: A 5’2” tall, 110 lbs, 15 y/o teenage girl was kidnapped by her father after he murdered her mother, then was shot and killed by the very police she was running to for safety and rescue.” Fixed it for you.
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BREAKING: SB Sheriff says both suspect and 15 year old daughter were killed after shoot out with deputies. Sheriff says girl was wearing tactical gear and ran towards deputies during fire fight.
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5 years
@YallAllLuvCris This is literally her keeping him around as a backup plan when she’s bored and lonely.
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4 years
Doesn’t anyone else find it odd that Jesus found men named Philip, Thomas, Matthew, Simon, Andrew, James, Peter, and John in the Middle East or... is that just me?
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
4 years
If I had a boyfriend, I would simply love him in private because loving men is embarrassing.
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
5 years
Alright Twitter. My daughter doesn’t really understand how many people can freely see what you post online. Here’s our picture. If you don’t mind, comment or quote with where you’re at.
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5 years
I need my clit sucked so my tummy caves in like a Capri Sun.
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3 years
@simsimmaaz @keithwin3 Imagine someone being like “I love the way you’re a go-getter!” in bed 😭😭😭😭
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
4 years
My wax girl ripped a strip and said “good girl” and I got a lil turned on 🥴
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5 years
@Slimkalhoon Ahem, YOU may not have made us insecure, but SOMEONE has.
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1 year
Helping unload the uHaul… Me: Babe, what’s in this box??! Him: Oh, your spices!
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3 years
Rest In Peace to this amazing man.
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2 months
@VP when you’re Madam President, can we do something about this please? I’m tired.
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9 months
@Phil_Lewis_ So racism essentially?
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2 years
YALL I GOT THE FUCKING JOBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS ALMOST $10K MORE PER YEAR THAN WHAT I WAS MAKING AT MY LAST JOB 😭😭😭😭
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2 months
@goldenflowerrr LISTEN! I pay you monthly to cover me but in order to use the coverage I pay you monthly for, I must pay a totally made up figure out of pocket… ok
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It’s been a long day.
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@blackthorfinn JUMPSCARE. You gotta put a trigger warning on that photo 😭😭😭
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
3 years
Men who moan >>>>>>>>>>>>
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3 years
The last thing he sees before I shut him up 💜
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4 years
@Reesemo90 I just want one of them to try and explain so I can drag them to filth lmao
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3 years
@MediumSizeMeech @FOWLAZULE Honorable mention to Jason Alexander on Criminal Minds.
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5 years
My milkshake brings all the emotionally unavailable, commitment fearing, narcissistic men with mommy issues to the yard.
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5 years
I wore a dress today bc I’m a fucking lady.
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2 years
@keatingssixth I’m tryna figure out how they think it’s male ejaculate when I ain’t neva seen a man cum like this. Women on the other hand…
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3 years
8am vs 5pm, happy Tuesday.
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4 years
Men will not respect you more for “covering up” or “being classy.” He either respects all women or he doesn’t. Womanhood is not binary.
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@HarlemMC I would’ve taken my time to photoshop Nicholas Cage on their faces and post them everywhere. I do not blame this man AT ALL.
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4 years
I wanna know why “All Lives Matter” is a response to “Black Lives Matter” but not a response to “Blue Lives Matter.” The only reason is racism. That’s the only explanation.
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2 years
It me
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4 years
I wanna be someone’s Golden Vanilla Pound Cake ☹️
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2 years
Champagne Poetry 🥂🍾
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3 years
Two years ago today, I took what I think were my best unfiltered pictures ever.
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3 years
Felt cute this morning
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3 years
Here’s to my last night of freedom!
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3 years
Believe the hype
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4 years
Did someone say Thursday?
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
3 years
It’s Wednesday now. Ok bye.
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3 years
And y’all saying it looks fake… it’s not lmao
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3 years
No filter ✨✨✨
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3 years
The woman ahead of me in the drive thru paid for my coffee this morning… Cashier: “Would you like to pay it forward to the next car?” Me: “Yea—-“ *looks in rearview, sees cop* “Oop wait, no. Fuck that guy.” Cashier: “I know that’s right, have a good day!”
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✨Dr. Can D. Corn✨
3 years
Please know that nipple sucking is an art that not everyone is talented in.
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5 months
Hey yall. I quit my job which was a bold (and unintelligent) move. Mainly because it was affecting my physical and mental health so poorly. I cried my entire way to work the day I quit, dreading going in. The night before that, I considered the worst.
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4 years
Alright fellas, this one’s for you.
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3 years
I wanted a snow day but I’m bored now
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3 years
✨manifesting✨ this morning
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2 years
Y’all ain’t even gotta hear me on this one
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4 years
A little before and after for you guys.
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3 years
Happy mf New Year!
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3 years
Positive energy with portrait mode.
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3 years
One time for the natural bodies, flaws and all. Raw, open, unfiltered with all the stretch marks on display.
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@AleshiaNicole
✨ Black Spice ✨
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One time for the natural bodies, flaws and all
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3 years
My body, my business is the motto.
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4 years
I’ve had ENOUGH
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4 years
I just died laughing
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YALLLLL IM FUCKIG SCREAMING I GOT THE HOUSE I GOT THE HOUSE I GOT THE HOUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE PRAYERS IM CRYINGG
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@MissSassbox This is cccrrraaazzyyy accurate
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4 years
I dislike the term “non-consensual sex.” Rape. You mean rape.
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1 year
@Callherpanda GOATTTTTTT for having this locked and loaded
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3 years
Because @MiloIna_ is a bad bitch
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3 years
Drunk and high at the same time 🥳
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4 years
And for the first time in a long time, I feel like I look tf good. No filter on the selfie.
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3 years
Hear me out: Work Monday, Tuesday. Off Wednesday. Work Thursday, Friday. Off Saturday, Sunday.
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3 years
Scccccccreaming. Ima get him preganit
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2 months
no face picture that EATS. : thread❤️ GO.
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@lorixasiaa
𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐱𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐚💔.
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no face picture that EATS. : thread❤️ GO.
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@sahxra_ You mean to tell me this isn’t the same person with different filters?! Wild. You don’t even have a dad.
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3 years
My nipples need a mouth hug ☹️
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😂😂😂 I love it here
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@BombshellCole That part. My daughter comes home and tells me somebody’s raggedy ass mama said that, I will dog walk that grown lady around her own neighborhood, then we’ll see who’s ugly.
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3 years
I’m one proud ass mama 🥺 🧡💛
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3 years
Even on my worst day, losing me will always be your biggest L.
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4 years
Good morning men who simultaneously provide security and good dick.
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5 years
IG saw it first.
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4 years
Portrait Mode on the 11 Pro is amazing.
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Here’s my birthday outfit. We support mom jeans ‘round here.
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3 years
“When someone falls in love with your flowers and not your roots, they don’t know what to do when autumn comes.”
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5 years
@Ga5hh @RufusHound BODY STUBBLE 😭😭😭😂 Like our legs and between-leg areas.
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4 years
This is the wholesome shit I want on my TL
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nathan zed
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you know i keep that thang on me
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@_hennythewitch This is sad head. Weakest Link head. Eyelash glue still holding tight.... definitely not touching that little dangly thing that swing in the back of her throat head.
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5 years
I really think that once this is over, we should change the work week to at least 4 work days/3 day weekend standards. Motion to approve?
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3 years
I’m still so confused why men think a woman’s vagina becomes loose if she’s slept with 100 people but somehow not when she’s slept with the same person 100 times??? Are y’all okay?!
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