After being single for the first time in almost 7 years, I’ve learned that grown ass men do not care about:
- Stretch marks
- Cellulite
- Stubble
- Blemishes
- Periods
- Mostly anything you’re self conscious about because an ex made you insecure.
This has been a PSA.
“Breaking: A 5’2” tall, 110 lbs, 15 y/o teenage girl was kidnapped by her father after he murdered her mother, then was shot and killed by the very police she was running to for safety and rescue.”
Fixed it for you.
BREAKING: SB Sheriff says both suspect and 15 year old daughter were killed after shoot out with deputies. Sheriff says girl was wearing tactical gear and ran towards deputies during fire fight.
Doesn’t anyone else find it odd that Jesus found men named Philip, Thomas, Matthew, Simon, Andrew, James, Peter, and John in the Middle East or... is that just me?
Alright Twitter. My daughter doesn’t really understand how many people can freely see what you post online. Here’s our picture. If you don’t mind, comment or quote with where you’re at.
@goldenflowerrr
LISTEN! I pay you monthly to cover me but in order to use the coverage I pay you monthly for, I must pay a totally made up figure out of pocket… ok
I wanna know why “All Lives Matter” is a response to “Black Lives Matter” but not a response to “Blue Lives Matter.”
The only reason is racism. That’s the only explanation.
The woman ahead of me in the drive thru paid for my coffee this morning…
Cashier: “Would you like to pay it forward to the next car?”
Me: “Yea—-“ *looks in rearview, sees cop* “Oop wait, no. Fuck that guy.”
Cashier: “I know that’s right, have a good day!”
Hey yall.
I quit my job which was a bold (and unintelligent) move. Mainly because it was affecting my physical and mental health so poorly. I cried my entire way to work the day I quit, dreading going in. The night before that, I considered the worst.
@BombshellCole
That part. My daughter comes home and tells me somebody’s raggedy ass mama said that, I will dog walk that grown lady around her own neighborhood, then we’ll see who’s ugly.
@_hennythewitch
This is sad head. Weakest Link head. Eyelash glue still holding tight.... definitely not touching that little dangly thing that swing in the back of her throat head.
I’m still so confused why men think a woman’s vagina becomes loose if she’s slept with 100 people but somehow not when she’s slept with the same person 100 times??? Are y’all okay?!