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Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2016
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@keystodabakery
ebz
4 months
Ebonnie on vacation >>>
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He ainโ€™t have to flex on us with that straight line
@Steampunk_T
๐’๐ญ๐ž๐š๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค ๐“๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ
4 years
Gold hand painted...
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This man is 31 years old.
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Pls delete this before some lounge in ATL adds it to the appetizer menu for $22
@CreoleBbyBritt
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I think this is where I draw the line ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yeah, heโ€™s the weird one.
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MissBNasty know this??
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hater
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apparently the drive thru workers can see you when you order???? idk how to explain it but i feel violated
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@TheyLuvvLi_
liyah biaa ๐Ÿค
1 year
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜š
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These quotes just confirmed what I already knew. Iโ€™m a gem ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ
@ThatDakari
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3 years
What's the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?
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Where am I going in these boots??
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@keystodabakery
ebz
3 months
Happy 4th (:
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Feeling like a Barbie
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When he won't send you a dick pic because "you just have to wait to see it in person ๐Ÿ˜Œ"
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Why are you this horny??
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You miserable bitch
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Iโ€™d rather be an asshole than smell like one
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๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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The way yโ€™all talk about single mothers is disgusting. โ€œUsed goodsโ€ shouldnโ€™t even be in your vocabulary when referring to another human being.
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Can never pick just one
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๐Ÿ–ค
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@SirTanLee1 @BooksandCharm_ Next thing you know yโ€™all both homeless
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Froze my ass off in this fit last night, worth it.
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Yโ€™all canโ€™t just change the meanings of words to fit your narrative ๐Ÿฅด
@ashleysimpo
Black Ashley
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Successful marriages can end in divorce. Itโ€™s ok to say, โ€œthis isnโ€™t workingโ€ and part ways in tact. We have to detach from the idea that staying together is the only relationship outcome that matters.
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Happy Valentineโ€™s Day, peep the socks ๐Ÿฆ™
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Somebody warn her STAT
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@RonRegardless Good question, not my problem lol
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My boss just sent an email about going to see John Wick 3 as our next company outing ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mornin
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and it wasnโ€™t even leg day
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@zellieimani
zellie
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Whatโ€™s your favorite picture of yourself from this summer?
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Iโ€™ve been hitting legs 4x a week look at my asssssss
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Damn, men might be the prize ๐Ÿคง
@SAUCEMcGRAW
SKRT ANGLE
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this is sad ๐Ÿ˜‚ hate to see these women go out like this
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The pools are finally open ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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I miss em
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@SexyyRed314_
Sexyy Red
1 year
Dreadhead thread!!! Lemme see em!
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Damn, you diagnosed her off one video?
@moneyymaya
Maya Angelique๐Ÿ‘‘
4 years
That Jayda video feels like postpartum depression. A lot of women have those feelings after childbirth. They start feeling like their child ruined their relationship, their partner doesnโ€™t love them anymore, body insecurities, etc.
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So I just finished Ozark and bitch..I am stressed
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Almost didnโ€™t get into the bars last night for wearing โ€œathletic wearโ€...yโ€™all wearing this to the gym?
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@keystodabakery
ebz
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Got bullied into making a tiktok ๐Ÿคญ
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He willingly married into that same family, had FOUR kids with her, and be begging for her back every other business day
@Zvbear
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Yโ€™all called Kanye crazy for saying that family was Satanic and that he wanted his children out that house, now yโ€™all surprised that Kim refused to denounce Balenciaga for their pedophile photoshoot
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@keystodabakery
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Itโ€™s been awhile.
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We glammin tonight
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Fuck him for me, thx
@Only_After_Ours
Finessโ€™Ciรณnado
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Somebody at this office just said that Michael B Jordan is upstairs ๐Ÿ‘€
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peachy
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If you truly feel like there are a lot of options amongst the pool of single men you are not being selective enough.
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Phylicia Rashad Jr.๐Ÿ’‹
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When women say thereโ€™s not a lot of options. I laugh.....yes there are they just not checking for you.
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on vacation.
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Idc, this song still goes hard
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Your favorite Virgo just turned 28 ๐ŸŽ€
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Doe eyed shawty
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I think itโ€™s been established that men have zero standards
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checking in
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just a sour patch kid at heart
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Do men?!
@lenzgriffey
lenz
5 years
Do women ever stop and say to themselves โ€œ hey maybe I am being annoying โ€œ ?
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I look mad tall
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Lil birthday recap
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Maโ€™am you are not thick
@_hollaa
HB
5 years
Skinny men like fat women. Muscular men like petite women. What do us thick women get ๐Ÿ˜”
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Niggas really be lying to get pussy when there's plenty of willing women out here. Yuck.
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Yโ€™all.
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Should I make pumpkin bread or brownie stuffed cookies ๐Ÿค”
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Only weak bitches ticklish
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Za Morant
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girls who get ticklish when they foot get scrubbed during a pedicure are all going to heaven.
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2019 was a great year โณ
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@saveannah
Savannah Cristina
4 years
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€
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My locs>>>>
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@keystodabakery
ebz
6 months
Just a lil snack
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July 4th last year vs. this year The waist is waisting babbyyyy
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IG saw it first ๐Ÿคช
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Sheโ€™s so sick of me ๐Ÿ˜…
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Maybe it's dry as hell Maybe it really smells Broken pussy
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@taynextdoor
tay.
2 years
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@1R0TIMI I love it
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This is 30 ๐ŸŒŸ
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Love a man with good blood flow
@LandoSoReal
LANDO M.Ed
5 years
Ladies be loving the simplest stuff on men, Veins popping out a dude arm, Some ladies think thatโ€™s sexy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This bathroom was really complimenting my skin last night ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@keystodabakery
ebz
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How do I get invited to these podcasts so I can start calling yโ€™all rapists instead of giggling like a goofy
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BugalรธรธpJp๐Ÿถ
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Tripping
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Yโ€™all having a weirdo competition??
@Sue_Nahmi
Dont Follow Me
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I had met a man & the next day he said he wanted to see me so Im like ok where we going? He said oh he wanna come to MY house to cook & have wine. I gave him the address of the jail across the street & watched him circle the block for hrs from my balcony
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Having an attitude on vacation is nuts, Iโ€™m on his side ๐Ÿ˜‚
@NeezyFbabyyyy
dat 5โญ๏ธ bx
1 year
I hate men ๐Ÿคฃ
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Some random man asked to take my picture last night and he atttee.
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Day 1 in Belize ๐Ÿ๏ธ
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Getting a divorce ainโ€™t supposed to make you a single mother, itโ€™s called coparenting ๐Ÿ’€
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PIZZA CHET
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@jiggyjayy2 86% of divorces are filed by women though.
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Wake up with me this weekend
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@keystodabakery
ebz
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Itโ€™s always been greener on my side
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@TreforTre
Indecisive Trรฉ
2 years
post the last video you took of yourself
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Just signed my offer letter, ya girl is no longer unemployed ๐Ÿค“
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Easily the worst parents in tv history
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@NotGeauxGabby She goes for the jugular every time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Why does this picture exist.
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My two sides ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜‡
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That San Diego sun hit different
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Damn thatโ€™s a WOMAN
@BornAKang
Lance๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ
1 year
I forgot this was even about tape
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They do sexualize everything but it's funny how growing up without a father is used as an insult as if it's somehow their fault
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@devonthesav2 Exactly. That's too long.
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@keystodabakery
ebz
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๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿฏ
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Those some top tier titties
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Iโ€™ve never wanted to be a turkey so bad.
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Can you tell I was proud lol ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ
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