Since we've officially entered "2023 predictions season," and I've come down with a case of FOMO...
Here are the 7 trends - both strategic & tactical - that I've seen emerge, and what they mean for
#D2C
&
#ecommercemarketing
in 2023:
@matthewstoller
So what he's really saying is, "We didn't use any of the billions made during the past 4 years to invest in the infrastructure necessary to handle pent-up demand, despite assuring investors revenues would recover due to the ::checks notes:: pent-up demand."
@davidmweissman
@HillaryClinton
She was the most qualified person ever to run for President. But apparently she wasn't likeable enough, so 230k Americans got to die, millions of lives have been ruined and hundreds of children who came here with their parents in search of safety will never see them again.
@KCKingMike88
@Night_ontheSun
@thaurfea
@LakotaMan1
As for why?
Handguns fire bullets at ~1,250 ft/s
AR-15 style weapons at ~3,300 ft/s
While the AR fires a slightly smaller round, it delivers three times the energy (1,300 foot/pounds vs 400 foot pounds). That translates into far more damage inflicted on victims.
@KCKingMike88
@Night_ontheSun
@thaurfea
@LakotaMan1
These weapons are designed to inflict maximum damage of humans - to either kill outright or render a well-conditioned, armored adult male soldier combat ineffective.
Every aspect of these weapons & ammunition is tailored to that single, lethal objective.
@KCKingMike88
@Night_ontheSun
@thaurfea
@LakotaMan1
Now, imagine a little child - not more than 1/4th the size of an MLB player - being hit by 11 of those 105+ MPH pitches in the same spot, at once.
Now magnify the effect by 100x - b/c a bullet is impacting a much smaller surface area, effectively blowing apart their bodies.
@KCKingMike88
@Night_ontheSun
@thaurfea
@LakotaMan1
Want some context? A foot-pound = 1.356 Joules.
An AR-15 bullet's energy = ~1,762 Joules.
The fastest pitch thrown in MLB history (105.1 mph) = 160.4 Joules.
A baseball at that velocity can easily break bones in elite conditioned adults (MLB players).
@Bencjacobs
So
@SenSchumer
, you know what you have to do.
No mercy.
They do this, and it's over. Pack the courts. Statehood for DC & PR. End the Filibuster. Don't ever let up.
@politico
This really isn't complicated,
@SpeakerPelosi
:
1. Advise
@GSAEmily
that failure to appear will be treated as Criminal Contempt of Congress.
2. Serve new Subpoenas to Emily Murphy each day.
3. Refer all of them to
@JoeBiden
's AG on January 21st
4. Prosecute Her.
@PHLEaglesNation
So where's the follow up asking why none of his dynamic playmakers (AJB, Smitty, Goedert or Swift) were given the ball on a must-have-it final sequence?
That's the question to ask.
@cullenthecomic
I mean... It's pretty clear the NHL has an agenda, and that agenda involves Chicago being good again.
You're 100% correct they should have lost multiple 1st round picks. But... the NHL isn't in the business of being fair, they're in the business of making money.
@StonyOil
@cullenthecomic
That's... the same defense every criminal (and Scooby Doo villain) ever has used.
"Well, if you just didn't look into it, we wouldn't have gotten caught!"
@BaldyNFL
@Eagles
The fix is simple:
You fire Sirianni, Johnson, Desai & Patricia into the sun.
Apologize to the players for screwing them over.
Bring in a real coaching staff with actual brain cells, then address the legitimate holes on the roster using the ample cap space + draft assets
@Philly_Bul215
When your scheme intentionally disregards 60% of the field for....reasons, that's what happens.
The entire coaching staff failed the players. Just absolutely abhorrent.
@NFLOfficiating
Learn the rules,
@NFLOfficiating
. Rule 12, Article 2, Section 8. Leading with the helmet (regardless of whether the player is a runner) is a personal foul.
@BrendenDeeg_
Oh yes.
And Howie/Lurie need to tell Sirianni that his scheme is done. Toss it in the trash. Never again.
He's the "leader of men" now - we're going to leave the strategic + tactical things to the people with functioning brain cells.
@balajis
@makosloff
You genuinely think the US is "out of ammo"?
No.
We're running low on excess ammo for the outdated/since replaced equipment we sent to Ukraine. We have more than enough to maintain our force readiness & existing obligations.
@cmdkhalilov
@Baremetrics
This is actually against the law -- CA SB 313. It's similar to GDPR, in that any company doing business in CA must adhere to it, and it requires companies to offer a fully online cancellation option for any recurring charge that is initiated online.
@ThePhillyPod
Someone needs to drill it into Hurts' head that it is ok to take the check down.
We have 2 TOs. Gainwell is open. Just take the free 10 yards.
@PHLEaglesNation
@phillysport
And that is the shortest summation of the difference between Jalen + Wentz.
Every member of that offense would follow Hurts through the gates of hell.
@Cainethejust
@KaivanShroff
Do I disagree with sending support to a nation in need? Absolutely not.
Do I disagree with not immediately ramping up production to ensure that we're prepared as well? Absolutely.
You can support other nations AND protect ours. It just takes a dash of intelligence.
@thetimes
So....the laws of physics are suspended for Russian threats?
To even get close to what they're describing, they'd need a bomb with a blast yield ~200,000x that of the Tsar Bomba.
Good Luck.
@chrislhayes
@MeidasTouch
It is sedition. It must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law by the Biden AG's career prosecutors, without any involvement from the White House.
@PleaseWinEagles
@PHLEaglesNation
At 30 as a DL...wow. That's.. a choice.
I would've thought, based on all the 49er comments after the NFCCG, that they'd be signing more QBs.
@danieee1308
@murray_nyc
@realDonaldTrump
@FLOTUS
From the CDC:
Reading comprehension is clearly not your strength. Please stop spreading misinformation about a disease that has killed over 205,000 Americans & 1M people worldwide.
@wylerassociate
@BrianSimsPA
@JoeBiden
Supreme Court ruled on this already. There's nothing to argue - the ballots were cast legally, they were received timely and they will be counted properly by elections officials.
There's no case for the GOP.
@ClaireMKBowen
Honestly, this is massive lawsuit...submit a litigation hold immediately, as they may try to delete records.
Then, it's pretty much game over man. Depose the lab corp personnel + the hiring team. If they did it to your friend, they likely did it to 100s or 1,000s of others.
@JamesKubinski
@kylegriffin1
Obama should have just placed Garland on the SCOTUS.
The Senate declined to "advise and consent" - let McConnell sue and figure it out.
@NFLOfficiating
Calls like this should be reviewable -- it wouldn't bring back Wentz, but Clowney being ejected and the Eagles getting a first down in SEA territory could have been the difference in this game.
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@Politics_Polls
@umichvoter99
Umm...
Maybe you should include the omissions:
*Includes ALL mail + in-person early
*Missing E-day votes: DeSoto, Hardee, Jefferson, Miami, Monroe, Sarasota, Seminole, Union
@theDunit13
@jasrifootball
Contact made. No head turn. No attempt to play the ball until *after* he already pushed Jeudy off his spot.
If he gets his head around and is playing the ball *before* contacting the WR and moving him 2-3 yards off his spot? That's a clean play. But that's not what happened.
@mccrystal_alex
I'm not upset with their taking Simmons. It was the right pick.
I'm annoyed that PHI didn't move off him once it was clear he wasn't interested in developing either a jumper or a killer instinct.
Trading Simmons in '20 would've brought back a Gobert-esque haul.
@POTUS
The rule was simple before: wear a mask, properly.
People refused to comply with that one, so why we think they'll suddenly comply with this one is beyond me.
@NittanyTarHeel
@DBaxter316
@danorlovsky7
@dannykanell
There's a difference between being injury prone and getting injured by a cheap, dirty hit. If you aren't intelligent enough to understand the difference, get off Twitter and go back to the 5th grade.
@soconnor76
It was always weird to me that PHI brought in Doc Rivers, the single-worst closeout coach in NBA history, to fix a team that couldn't close out.
@SpencerGuard
Thank you, John, for bearing witness to these unspeakable, unthinkable atrocities.
If those are the horrors Hamas recorded, I don't want to fathom the horrors they committed (and continue to commit) to this day.
There can be no denying that Hamas is pure, unadulterated evil.
@amburris13
@PHLEaglesNation
Or...hear me out...stop the offense from getting to a 1-yard-to-go situation. Who cares if the offense can grind 1.5 yards on a QB sneak if it's 3rd & 10?
@PHLEaglesNation
Why do you think it's OK to use motion at a league-low, to not run slants or attack the middle, or to have no consistent plan to get any of your offensive weapons involved?
Basically: what do you even do here?
@stochasticrage
@ForecasterEnten
Oh absolutely run the score up. And order of business
#1
for the Senate should be statehood for DC & Puerto Rico. End the disenfranchisement of millions of Americans.
And (in a happy coincidence) that should give Dems a filibuster proof majority. Then use it without mercy.
@tomstakes
PHI needs to find an elite LBs / EDGE positional coach.
Nolan Smith should spend the entire 2023 Off-Season working with Micah Parsons' trainer + coach (just like Hurts worked with Tom House, Brady's QB coach).
There is no-one in the Eagles organization who is capable of
@StephenWadeAP
This last one is the critical point. How is a 15 year old being penalized while all of the (literal) adults in the room - the IOC, the ROC, her coaches, her parents - are able to dodge accountability?
@BrendanKeefe
@SpiroAgnewGhost
You could've just said Rudy Giuliani doesn't understand how the law works.
Let's not limit his incompetence and idiocy to GA election law...