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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

3 months

Some whores just get old

Alexa Curtis

@Alexa_Curtis

3 months

I just met a 72 year old woman who’s been telling me about her life. Best quote she said: You can either have a house and kids or you can fly first class. I want to fly first class.

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@xbtGBH It’s not even misogyny, women lack free thought completely because they spend their whole life on social media and not hobbies

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@KurtBenkert You almost had an NFL career but make Madden TikToks for 12 year olds now. You must be having a hard time with this

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@DelusionPosting Dick is always right about these things

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@eastvillageguy Why would you not live in the south? Come home white boys

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@MurkaDurkah @DonutOperator @hollowearthterf L dude. She got him good. We already know you’re fat, don’t end up a loser like Kyle. Sorry about your wife man

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Rick Dick

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@ElectionLegal @Ravens @stavvybaby Woah when did we start judging people for every little thing

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@AlaskanTom This is the white person equivalent of blacks hooping and hollering at a dodge charger

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@GordonGekko420 Damn bro thought that was you visualizing being more than an intern

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@GeebMinister Shit wish it was me idk

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

2 months

Landlords when they have to do their job

stretchmypenny

@stretchmypenny

2 months

As a DIY landlord, I just got my 3BR/3.5BA apartment back from my tenants who rented it for 3 years. (This used to be our primary residence but we moved out of the city during COVID and decided to rent it out.) They were a family with an annual combined income of $500K with 2

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@delostark The answer is no. Don’t touch my stuff and I’m the artist in the relationship so she should be working a real job

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Rick Dick

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4 months

@buccocapital Seems fair because they only work 30% of the time anyways

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Rick Dick

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6 months

@ElectionLegal @RichardHanania Every girl with colored hair has told me about their period in casual conversation

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@StewyMidtown Oh does my little finance boy have a tummy ache? Your tweets make me sick

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@billybrizzle420 You’re a man of the people and everyone wants you to succeed

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

All these finance fags following me: I hate you You are all absolute losers You’re not cool You have no skills I pray the economy tanks and you lose your job Glorified accountants Excel is not impressive

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

@DelusionPosting Women provide no value, especially to each other. Name 1 woman with a truck

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Rick Dick

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7 months

@billybrizzle420 They are nice when you are trying to lock in

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@uncledoomer This is like a dude trying to find a girl that watches football and drinks 14 beers everyday. Your gay and you want to date your friends

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@ElectionLegal @NickAdamsinUSA Each blowjob to completion takes 1 day off

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@NoCapCapitalLLC Women should feel uncomfortable around you, that is a pro

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@stinkycuuter @godsballs3 Are you sure you weren’t cowardly holding your phone at crotch level?

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Rick Dick

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5 months

@uncledoomer I did this once, I signed up for as many credit cards as I could at the same time so they would all give me credit before it affected my credit score and I made over $25k. Money in the pocket now I make 25k every year

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Rick Dick

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8 months

@StewyMidtown You specifically should definitely have life insurance

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@OllieOmega The best part is all 5 are always completely avoidable

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@TastyTittyTacos @xbtGBH Materialism and obsessed with ‘fitting in’

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@whyruhereubitch @delostark What do you mean I paint her nails and eat her pussy whenever she wants. My job is to please her

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Rick Dick

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8 months

@billybrizzle420 Bill is becoming a weapon someone stop him

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9 months

@sexymigraines This is so sad please do cardio we are all worried about you

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

8 months

From hero to queer-o

Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

8 months

CTE + the Pfizer vaccine + woke vagina is a dangerous combination

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@billybrizzle420 Some dudes have all the luck

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@delilahluv19 Why? It seems like your desperate enough to respond to anyone

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@billybrizzle420 Clear balls clear mind, be ungovernable

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Rick Dick

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@GeebMinister Worth spending more to not go to Costco to avoid navigating a mess of Hispanics shopping for families of 20

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

5 months

@ElectionLegal @FearedBuck My girl caught me busting to pokimane and she joined me and also busted

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

You’re allowed to make men and women uncomfortable Compliment a nice pair of tits when you meet them Challenge your friends when their being retarded Insert yourself into conflicts Be ungovernable

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Rick Dick

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4 months

@schneathjohnson Dirty pajeet behavior nice job

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

They took mango Juul pods, menthol lip balm, and now they want our Zyn. How much longer will the American people be bullied by their own government?

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Rick Dick

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4 months

@RealMelcolmX @VitoComedy Was it done tastefully

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

Zyn officially no longer cool Thanks women

boors

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9 months

Nicced up. On a Sunday nonetheless

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Rick Dick

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@GeebMinister What if me and Nicki Minaj hit it off tho and this whole time she was looking for a responsible white boy to take care of her

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

@MurkaDurkah @dickmasterson Taylor buddy, planning on leaving the house and doing anything anytime soon? Don’t want to end up like Kyle…

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@uncledoomer My gf and I rented this place for an airbnb weekend and she ended sleeping with the old man that lived there

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

7 months

Believe it or not, some women never develop a brain let alone a prefrontal cortex

“Bad” Billy Pratt

@KILLTOPARTY

7 months

Guys, a woman’s prefrontal cortex doesn’t even BEGIN developing until she’s 25

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@real_lord_miles Black with silver sharpie please I already have the white

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@rubyyreidxo Pass

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

6 months

@eastvillageguy Time for a haircut queer

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Rick Dick

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4 months

The legendary double Waffle House

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@dumbbitchcap Hollywood hates independent trad women

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

6 months

@dickmasterson I heard about when a dog drove an injured farmer down the road to get help and that is pretty close to a bear

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

My goal for 2nd half of the year is to grift harder. Looking to cut my hours in half, grind progress to a halt, and focus on golf. No way I’m getting busy with the Christmas season around the corner

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Rick Dick

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4 months

@eastvillageguy And they expect us to not huff paint during work hours

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@rubyyreidxo Sorry babe coffee is for the weak

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

7 months

This guy is trying to give financial advice but can’t figure out how to type ‘change oil vw Jetta’ into TikTok These paper pushers are so useless

SkyTheGuy

@SkyyTheeGuy

7 months

Just paid $112 for an oil change. Synthetic oil for my VW Jetta. Highway robbery. I really should learn to do it myself, but I know nothing about cars. Can’t be that hard, right? My ignorance makes it hard for me to tell if I’m getting scammed or not.

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

7 months

@billybrizzle420 Have you tried sports gambling?

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

@Brazzknuckles @DelusionPosting Hide the keys before they try to back out of the driveway

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

Sometimes I look at my girl and dream about breaking it off and just playing RuneScape for a couple years

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

Skiing is not any more of a hobby than sledding. Golf is kind of cool but not when you do it Quarter zips are faggy If you had any real talent you would take your boomer boss’s job but you can’t

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

7 months

@billybrizzle420 Cash up front and I will make him a D-1 athlete

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@dumbbitchcap Post a pic of your living space

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Rick Dick

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@LBOVinny A situationship is not worth remembering a birthday for, let alone more than 1

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Rick Dick

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@NamesAreHardAZ Martin smelly is always online so it’s fun to tag him because you know he autistically reads everything about himself @MartinShkreli

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@DramaAlert He gone

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Rick Dick

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@billybrizzle420 Therapy is an excuse for salaried employees to take mornings/afternoons off, it’s all a scheme

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

2 months

Mike had to work (grab some beaners from Home Depot) this morning and he’s making it everyone else’s problem

Mike Higgins

@meetmikehiggins

2 months

No, I’m not having a rummage sale. Just trashing out what the tenant left behind for us. Remember, landlords are the bad guys…

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

8 months

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

8 months

On the White House website, they let you react with emojis to the State of the Union livestream tonight, but the only options they give you are 👍, 💖, and 🎉

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

If your belly button is out I’m not going to take you seriously because im just thinking about nutting on you

ATL Uncensored

@ATLUncensored

4 months

Workers at Delbar are protesting for better wages and working conditions, demanding a $25 hourly wage instead of their current $5 plus tips

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

Pulling pubes out of my teeth at daily stand up Thank god I’m WFH today Gonna be a good week

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

5 months

Nothing worse in a public restroom than shitting next to a scared pooper Your pathetic confidence and wormy personality is killing my mood! Let her rip dude take a shit here next to me there is a little bit of a wall between us brother

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@billybrizzle420 You haven’t lived if you haven’t been fat at least once

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@uncledoomer Well it is for women, it doesn’t work on men obviously

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@billybrizzle420 Billy 2 jacked coming in quick

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

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@NamesAreHardAZ Just delete your account and start over it’s not that serious

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

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@im_anonhuman @dickmasterson Please handle your women so they don’t become everyone else’s problem

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

10 months

@StewyMidtown Nah miss again

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Rick Dick

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@eastvillageguy Does my little pip squeak want to be spidey man for Halloween

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

7 months

Big titted bitches are always stupid, no self awareness, have lived a completely different life than everyone else. Small titted bitches are stupid too but a different kind

“Bad” Billy Pratt

@KILLTOPARTY

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The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

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@billybrizzle420 Big ups killer

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

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@yanniversace Greasy fucking titties

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Rick Dick

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9 months

@Youhappentohear Bless up man wish that was me

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

3 months

Popular opinion: Nick Huber should not be allowed around women. For any reason. Ever. Even for a minute.

Nick Huber

@sweatystartup

3 months

Unpopular opinion: Kids shouldn’t sleep in their parents beds. Ever. At any age. Even for a minute.

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@VitoComedy Who weighs more?

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Rick Dick

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@contractorkeith Scrap metal, drive it over here I’ll give you $5k, when it doesn’t make it $2500

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

November 19th 2023: Brock Purdy and I combined for 3 TD, 4 hot chicken tenders, and a chicken sandwich (unofficial stats also include 2 sides of coleslaw and 1 of Mac and cheese) Today we let the naysayers know and set new records

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Rick Dick

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@fagelsmb @OchoZaco Fagel never miss

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Rick Dick

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@LeveredVinny Your bitch wife is gonna fuck up the kids so don’t get too excited

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Rick Dick

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5 months

@MurkaDurkah Taylor more like Gaylor

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Rick Dick

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@wigger It’s the same hair you got on your balls

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Rick Dick

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10 months

@LBOVinny Blocked my ex day 1, she can hear about my hotter gf from her sister

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

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@VitoComedy What alphabet agent got to you? Why don’t they want us building tunnels and why are you shilling for them?

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Rick Dick

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7 months

@LBOVinny SEC girls are definitely dumber than you have rated here. Also actually I would remove the top half of the chart

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@the_P_God Voting is for people who can’t improve their own lives without daddy government taking something from someone else

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@calleynte247 Girls like this have 2 brain cells and when they bounce off each other she goes yaasss

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

2 months

This is such a useless way of life. Hoarding money for barely generational wealth is for pussies who don’t want to work.

Cori Arnold - AI - Money

@iamcoriarnold

2 months

I'm a millionaire and you wouldn't know it if you saw me on the street. My car has 100,000 miles on it. I don't own a lot of stuff. I wear jeans everyday. Throw out the image of a millionaire in your head and learn these 5 truths:

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

4 months

@63EBITDAStreet Everybody gets a little stoned at work it’s no big fucking deal My coworker fasted for a week, who is really interfering with the work environment

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@NoCapCapitalLLC “I got a question for you” Doesn’t ask a question Your hater is retarded don’t compare me to that

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Rick Dick

@DickSlickle

9 months

@billybrizzle420 Not me I’m wishing I was born in a war torn country so I knew how to grind harder