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@Di4mondD4y

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Based cancelled rock-star.

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Joined January 2020
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POV: you just discovered you're arguing on the internet with a 6'4" cancelled felon musician who looked like this when he was 10 years older than you are today
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Shameless vanity QT: Me 60 lbs & 10 yrs ago vs. 30 lbs & 4 yrs ago
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@capybaroness They're constantly saying "my bad" to each other in a hypersonic language that is out of human hearing range
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@therealsoulsoup Bugs after starving to death in my house for 5 days: 💀 Me: I told you
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@FossilLocator They should throw the lawyers in prison just for making that argument
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@tulpapilled I worked in the printer cartridge industry lol For those not in the know, your cartridge tells you it's empty when it's half empty. When you recycle it, they reset the chip and sell it as is
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@jzux Nah this is just regular aging. Everyone in their 30s thinks they are still basically 23.
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@InternetH0F Guys go through a short period where they posts things about their life & get zero engagement, then they stop posting altogether
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@pearlythingz They're always recycling the classics
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@greentexts_bot I'm really glad this was just a relatively normal story
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@ladymegofthemw I can only tell when it's a girl I'm not into. Somehow the cues are painfully obvious then.
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@greentexts_bot I once opened my eyes from a dead sleep to see a spider dangling from a thread right before my eyes. Rather than immediately react, I stared at it. Then it dissolved into nothingness. My brain conjured it just to fuck with me apparently.
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@tulpapilled The worse the winters, the quicker the rate annoying people die
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@shoe0nhead Easy compromise, cuddle in couch while watching show everyone wins
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@greentexts_bot I should catfish men for money
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@greentexts_bot This is exactly how Christians felt about those really EXTRA Christians in the 90s
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@greentexts_bot He probably made a lot of money that day, maybe his first big score day
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@reddit_lies If she loves her trans brothers and sisters more then her romantic partner, shouldn't she be in a romantic relationship with one of them instead ???
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@Rothmus anon went from $9 an hour to $12 an hour
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@nostalgiafkninc "lEt tHe BiRd Go" Do they really think he's going to keep it wtf
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@GBNEWS who could possibly have foreseen such an outcome
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Every one of those bugs was too big
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@OrwellNGoode Truckcels are always trying to get there 15 seconds faster no matter how many lives are at stake
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@themooth_ @tulpapilled Probably but I was just an admin guy not a tech guy
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@shoe0nhead I legit thought something terrible happened to the starlight actor between seasons. Like cancer or something
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@ladymegofthemw The exact same cues from a girl I like become invisible though
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@coldhealing Huh. I thought he wrote that story because there had been a predator in his childhood and he wished the predator had killed himself, so he made it real by writing it.
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@Duderichy I had a native buddy in prison who said the same. He preferred the term American Indian because it has the story attached to it.
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@OrwellNGoode The struggle was having to pull the entire entertainment system away from the wall every time your parents wanted to use the RGB inputs for their dumb adult stuff (whatever it was)
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@ShitpostRock The fun part is realizing that rent is just paying the building owner to pay the bank for 2-3 apartment buildings
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@dieworkwear I'm here to look old and feed ducks, and I'm all out of ducks
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@reddit_lies Me trying to figure out how executing children in the jungle in front of their parents ousted Batista
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@BGOnTheScene Weird, they fly the exact same colors as antifa… also weird, there’s no antifa protesting them… also weird, no cops are arresting them… also weird, there’s no one threatening to dox them or stop them gathering in any way… so many weird things oh well probably nothing
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@InternetHippo I can't even imagine a $50k salary job that's important enough for the salary to be a secret. I wouldn't work 60 hours a week for less than $120k.
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@h2ner Maybe their tongues were really bristled and they licked their teeth when they talked
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@TaraBull808 I think it's a drone fly larvae, called rat tailed maggot. Found one in my NM water trough once; a thing of nightmares
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@Rothmus > call customers subhuman > get boycotted > ??? > profit
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What the fuck are these avatars. Somebody tell me
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@GarrettPetersen It's the D.A.R.E. situation all over again. "Kids, everyone knows drugs are so amazing you'd be crazy to resist them! But you should promise never to do them!" "Drugs?" "Yeah, you know" (proceeds to sing a jaunty tune describing every drug) "and also drugs lead to sex"
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@realfemsapien From a male perspective, it's a bunch of cool trips she took without me, and it decreases the chances she'll want to do those trips again with me, or if she does, it won't be a new experience for her as it would be for me & we wouldn't be sharing the same experience.
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@robmanuel AI secretly knows about fake Paul
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@creation247 Parents should create fake dating accounts set at their kids' ages and see how bad things really are
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@reddit_lies Spiderman (1994): everyone's human! 👍 Spiderman (2024): your rights were privileges, 👹 that's why only other people can have them, 😈 because human rights are for humans, 👺 not you 🤡
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@ElijahSchaffer I've never heard of Gohgohl
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@nvpkp That was my job last year. I call it emails and snacks
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@mechanical_monk This guy's really going to make me Google en passant
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@megantheevalium Posting videos on the internet feels kind of Haram ngl
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@shoe0nhead Step 1: treat him like a human Step 2: profit
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@ryanlongcomedy "Her ideology is not breast-like" I wish I could have heard more of his line of thinking
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@MiriVinni It's because nothing happens when you go out anymore, so why bother. Wow, expensive drinks, shitty music, and annoying strangers woohoo
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@greentexts_bot Until an alien can give me a decent paying job, they are not real and never will be
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@meghanapolis The r-slur? Getting called racist is a slur now? Finally
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@myth_pilot Somewhere out there is a divorced female veteran with 4 completely separate body counts: > people slept with > people killed during war > abortions > divorce suicides
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@ReviewsPossum I wish I was privileged enough to experience sexism in the workplace - it would mean I'd have a job
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@dyingscribe Hearing about how he smelled was harrowing for me
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@Rothmus You're not the only one Tbf the rest of them don't really have good explanations either though
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@Rothmus Everytime you call a service, that's like $300 at least and they usually don't even fix the problem. Like the exterminator would say "yep that's a rat" then leave out the same trap as the dad
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@dyingscribe Girls like this are just telling you what they would do as men
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@ImBillRay Bullet dodged; the whole point of dating is to connect with someone who is attracted to you lol
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@greentexts_bot Claims that he's a Gary Stu are valid but he's not the main character in Star Wars so it doesn't matter
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@GreenTextRepost Pretty good burn tbh
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@GreenTextRepost when you decide rituals are real, strange things start to happen
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@cosine_distance There's two kinds of smiling with your eyes. I believe you're referring to the Thom Yorke variant
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@greentexts_bot Angry Europeans always have poopy diaper energy
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@greentexts_bot This never happened but that makes it funnier somehow, 10/10 originality
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@wildtiktokss Reading this has me wondering if you're supposed to put your phone in a bowl of rice if it's on fire
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@nutty_ssquirrel @greentexts_bot Nah my brain and I are buddies; it told me so itself
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@Sargon_of_Akkad This video is like a 10,000 megaton nuclear annihilation of the labor theory of value
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@ellegist They should break up. So, so many red flags. She will be like that at 30, 40, 50. It’s not an age thing.
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@JoeLongBalls I think many people don't know that many guys experience their loneliness as a total societal rejection of their existence, including their bodies
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@greentexts_bot I forgot I was scrolling the replies to this and thought, "wow, X is really mad at Indians today."
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@hermittoday Isn't that just a suburb?
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@ryanharkness_ He's just one website over homie
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@wanyeburkett What's ironic about his post is that there's a Nazi flag in it and it's not being taken down so by his own rhetoric he's admitting to being a Nazi
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@greentexts_bot It'd be crazy if Enkidu was Sampson
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@greentexts_bot Probably treats his family the same way, “oh you didn’t have the same breakfast as me YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!!”
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@cravedcuddle I don't know what I was expecting in these replies but it wasn't this
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@greentexts_bot If he bought a van he could work and sleep in that and then he wouldn't even need to show up anywhere
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@greentexts_bot I think the power move for Palestinians is to rebrand as the original Israelites
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@lporiginalg Oh *now* it's my country. No thanks.
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@reddit_lies “death by gassing and mutilation for my enemies” is a very nazi thing to say
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@G0ADM A new challenger has entered the ring
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@empathyhaver That reply is like watching a writhing insect that's been stepped on
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@GreenTextRepost When I went to conventions, zero people who attended them ever hooked up. Today that number is probably even less than zero. You know it's true.
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@4chan_green These phone repair places are out of control. There's like three in every mall and they all look like Watto's junkyard with one guy behind the counter who barely speaks English and he gives you the fastest and cheapest customer service you've ever seen.
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@Jenoxyder @greentexts_bot A performative and hypocritical sort that undermines observers' faith in God by denying their free agency
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@GreenTextRepost The military doesn’t give you the jobs they tell you they’ll give you, and when you get out, prospective employers don’t think military experience amounts to anything. Not even McDonald’s.
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@weirddalle Kinda wanna say Helen of Troy
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@KILLTOPARTY A decade ago they changed the algorithms to favor viral content. It used to be that when you posted something, your friends & family would interact with you. Now, most people just post to the void, which feels bad. So they stop after a while. On top of this, they get canceled for
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@GreenTextRepost Every once in a while I will remember the time I took ivermectin; when my sense of time sped up and I realized Matt Walsh wasn't a black man
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@tulpapilled I worked in the printer cartridge industry lol For those not in the know, your cartridge tells you it's empty when it's half empty. When you recycle it, they reset the chip and sell it as is
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@Historycourses Not just the cannons but the Walmart logos on their shields
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@tulpapilled > is this you in you're cunt what the fuck does this mean
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@FischerKing64 He might have been trolling her. There's an online movement dedicated to wasting employers' time, especially if the job posting pays badly.
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@Rothmus For only $80,050 you can build a second table for $50
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@VI_IX_VI @PicturesFoIder "people in the past invented math but we changed it so they're wrong"
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@shoe0nhead With her on team Good Guys, how can they possibly lose!
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@LumpyTheCook Reminds me of that Simpson episode where Moe warns Homer that he sweats blood in his sleep
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@NEETWorldOrder This feels like a personal revenge. Nobody wanted to hire me or train me. I am perfectly capable of settling down and taking any number of important jobs seriously. The only caveat is they had to train me to do the job and and pay me money for both the training and the job. And
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@GreenTextRepost > deaf woman > gives him her phone number I know they were probably just texting but it still broke realism a tiny bit
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