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Shelbi

@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Today, may all your vibes say... I’ve Got This! 🙌🙌🙌 Stop acting like you live twice!😉

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Shelbi

@therealsoulsoup

3 months

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

You aren’t stuck at home, you’re safe at home. Perspective.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

I just want to apologize to the people I called old at 40ish when I was 20. 😬

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

You spoiled brats with your flavored Cheerios. When I was a kid, Cheerios had one flavor...paper.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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@therealsoulsoup

3 years

To see or not to see. This 40+ish stuff is bullsh! 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Ahhhh that Friday feeling! Y’all behave! 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Waiting on friends who are always late. Guys, I get it! Happy New Year! Stay safe! 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Shout out to hoodies 🙌🙌🙌 Cold? Hoodie Raining? Hoodie No bra? Hoodie Nothing to wear? Hoodie Tragic low self esteem? You already know

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Shelbi

@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Ladies, check on your friends. Rider down! I repeat, rider down!

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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@therealsoulsoup

10 months

No matter how cold it is outside, someone is still sleeping with the fan on. It’s me. I’m someone.

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@therealsoulsoup

3 years

Apologies in advance but due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. 😬

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

I hope Google never crashes. I know maybe 8 or 9 things 🤷‍♀️

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Could use some prayers or super duper vibes if you have any to spare. Wow life, wow. Give me strength.

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

No matter how big your bank account, your car or house is, our graves are all still the same size. Stay humble. 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Today is the BEST DAY EVER! 1. It’s my BIRTHDAY! 🎉 2. See #1 Help me celebrate! Add value to someone today. Be kinder, check on your strong friend, shut your pie hole and listen with your face, and put pants on FFS! You guys are amazing to me! Y’all behave!! 😉

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Shelbi

@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Hey- if a public bathroom is locked, don’t forget to try to open it repeatedly and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

It’s the first B-Day in 20 years I’ve been on my own. So the abundance of wishes & cheers has been so humbling. My heart is overflowing with gratitude! It won’t let me respond to everyone but I see you! Y’all are incredible. THANK YOU! ❤️

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Shelbi

@therealsoulsoup

3 years

Someone said it’s past hoodie season. I challenge that!

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up, that counts as a squat, right?

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Breakfast at the senior center with my fave Vets! I love their stories and they love my casserole! Win, Win! 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Trying to figure out if I should wear my sassy or smart-assy pants today. Decisions. Decisions. 🤔

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

When this ends -and it will- every game will sell out, every resturant will have a 2 hr wait, kids will cherish school, people will appreciate their jobs, the stock market will sky rocket and we’ll all celebrate and shake hands. That’ll be a great day. Hang in there world!

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

To the teen that flipped me off for waving and honking at you...your phone is on top of your car. Have a great day!

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Can we get back to when we were allowed to laugh at jokes?

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

I still don’t like how y’all acted over toilet paper. 🤷‍♀️

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

You’re gonna piss off a lot of people when you start doing what’s best for you. Do it anyway. Read that again.

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

All I want for Christmas is summer.

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

You are NOT being selfish for wanting to be treated well. Remember that. Read that again...

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

I talk a lot of smack for someone who has to stand on their tippy toes to get the laundry out of the washer. 😬

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Cookie coma anyone?

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

If any of you think I have my shit together... I got stuck in my jacket trying to take it off in the drive thru and literally said “please pull this” to the lady at the window. 😫😫😫

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Have y’all ever tried to rush out of bed to pee and rush back so you don’t lose any “tired”?

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

None of us sit high enough to look down on anyone. Stay humble.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

The kids and I started a new tradition today. We said their names and thanked them for their service, out loud, as we laid wreaths on each Veteran headstone. Our cups are overflowing and we’ll be honored to do it again next year. ❤️

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@therealsoulsoup

3 years

It’s the person you never saw coming who will change your life.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

We understood the assignment. Although we had to pivot to a soft launch due to demand, we exceeded our first month projection in One Day. ONE. Absolutely humbled. Lives will change. Do it scared 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Awards ceremony day. All the good vibes please and thanks! 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

How does 1 hour of daylight savings make it dark at 5pm instead of at 8pm? Someone is lying. 🤔

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

All is calm, all is bright…

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

After this week, I need to be taken out... On a date or by a sniper...either one is fine with me at this point. 🙄

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Settle a debate... Is Die Hard a Christmas movie or not?

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Literally everyone is going through something right now. Take a breath and just be kind. Cheering for y’all 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

I just spent 10 mins trying to pick up four ice cubes off the tile floor. Four ice cubes. Four. Cardio done. ✅

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Still the best one yet! 😂😂😂

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

When life gets messy, look for the adventures 🙃

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Dear Santa... Before I explain, how much do you know already??

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Hoping my lucky sweatshirt is enough to help turn this around!! #GoBlue

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Carolina sunset ❤️

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

PSA: Right now chocolate is good for you and romaine lettuce can kill you. I’ve been training my whole life for this very moment...

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Peace comes from boundaries, strength comes from challenges, belief comes from relentless hope!

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

My best friend called to say it was 80° in Charleston and she was eating my fave pizza. Effective immediately, I’m accepting applications for a new best friend, obviously.🙄

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

I have the best kids. They aren’t perfect but they’re humble & kind. #proudMama ❤️

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Does anyone know how to un-spoil a child? I think I messed up mine.😬

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

My shadow (niece) is “dis many” today. She says 5 take away 1 😂 Wish her a happy birthday! 🎈

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Morning to everyone except those who have all of their Xmas shopping done. No one likes a show-off 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Can someone have a chat with my internal alarm clock and let it know how unnecessary it is to be awake so early? Cool, thanks!

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

I love when my Christmas tree is the only light in the room. 🌲

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

How did we go from Dec 1st to Dec 20th in 2 days? 🤔

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Whoever snuck Friday in here, I adore you. LFG! Morning y’all! ☕️

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

A snake dropped from a tree on the hood of my truck while driving this morning. In case coffee wasn’t strong enough, heart attack seems like the next most logical step. I. Am. Awake. Y’all behave! 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Grateful for a fresh start and a fresh heart today. Morning y’all! ☕️

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

High five to the astronauts who left Earth yesterday. Good choice.

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@therealsoulsoup

3 years

Me: I’ve got $1400 Target: NO, I’ve got $1400

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Ladies mark our territory by leaving our hair everywhere. Everywhere.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Sometimes miracles are just good people with good hearts. ✨

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Morning y’all! ☕️

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

In case you’re new here, let me bring you up to speed... Kind people are my people 🙌 And coffee. And bacon. And tacos.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

If I use the 😉 emoji, there’s a 1000% chance I actually winked.

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@therealsoulsoup

1 year

Best friends who send you the comfiest hoodies EVER are PRICELESS ❤️

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

When this is all over, I’m throwing the biggest St. Paddy’s Easter de Mayo end of Summer party in the history of ever!

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Count your blessings. They matter.

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@therealsoulsoup

3 years

This week couldn’t have gone better! Immeasurably grateful for all of your cheers and well wishes!! 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

I’ve been doing it wrong. I know this now.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Egg prices are up (almost double) but chicken prices are down. Are they on strike?

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Time to get leg day done and then recharge my soul with my kiddos.🙏🏼Happy Sunday y’all! ☕️

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

NYE is looking really living roomish. 🥂

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

That empty space in your bed is much better than having the wrong person next to you.

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Obviously the worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. Y’all...look away. 🤦‍♀️

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Do smoke detector batteries only die in the middle of the night?

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

When you hug someone and you start to pull away but they hold on a little tighter. That’s the best.

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Venison stew. It. Is. Happening.🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Some people create their own storms and then get aggravated when it rains. 🤔

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

Heading into Target. See you in about two hundred bucks. 🤦‍♀️

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

How am I supposed to have a sword fight without the Christmas wrapping paper tube? This thick brown paper alternative is unacceptable.

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@therealsoulsoup

4 years

The REAL MVPs: Truck/Delivery drivers Postal wrks Medical prof. Grocery/Gas station wkrs 1st Responders Educators TSA/Flight attendants Bartenders/Food Svc Hospitality/Cleaning Crews Warehouse/Factory wkrs The ENTIRE service industry is busting their tails. Be grateful AF!

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Can’t wait to drive around a look at Xmas decorations and lights with the kids. One of the best parts of the season! 🎄

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Everyone has those days. Just give yourself grace and know that tomorrow is a new day for a fresh heart. 🙏🏼

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

No one has started the debate over Die Hard being a Xmas movie so it’s not Christmas season yet. Sorry… science. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

So we gave the “Merchant of Death” arms dealer back to Russia in exchange for the Basketball player who packed her medical vape? That seems equitable😳

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@therealsoulsoup

5 years

My coping skills include drinking coffee, tasteless humor, and looking up stuff on the internet. This is how I get through approx 87% of life. Where’s my tribe? 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Another HUGE shoutout to the amazing delivery service peeps who are killing themselves to get us all the stuff we don’t need, at the last minute because the holidays were a surprise this year. 😳 Y’all are the real MVPs! 🙌🙌🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Sometimes you just have to let things be, and that’s A-OK 😉

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Heard this and it hits big. If your holiday season is especially hard, break your tradition and do something different. Volunteer, give your value to causes close to your heart, join people who give your soul comfort. Love that! 🙌

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@therealsoulsoup

2 years

Double dog dare y’all to be kinder than you feel today! 😉

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