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@Dhoktus_Khan

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I'm literally a Steppe Nomad, the last Khagan of Bohemia, and Dionysian Mystic.

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@Dhoktus_Khan
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Who's got that one Landshark tweet
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@trvechoo Remember that gay hardcore band with the morbidly obese guy and the tiny latino, that's what I think of when hardcore guys say anything
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"Twin peaks inspired" >it just takes place in a small town and weird shit happens
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"the game is inspired by 90s anime" do the devs actually like anime? "what? haha it's 90s anime inspired sir look we have the akira bike slide"
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@SCHIZO_FREQ >thanks you just gave me body dysmorphia >it's her face
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@trvechoo It had something to do with that band where the guy was slipping estrogen into the one guys pre workout I feel insane typing this
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@PDakkadakka What is this
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@hayasaka_aryan He was such a good fella before I found out he was racist
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@doulbedoink Metal Version of Sultans of swing actually one of the worst things I've ever heard and I once heard a home invasion
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@DaveOshry There's a guy in honest hearts called two-bears-high-fiving or something isn't there?
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@TrashRadio_ Have you considered having gay sex?
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@sigmamalefreud @M771246Medes You have a very good sense of history I can tell
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@DUSKdev >1billion dollar budget >game barely works on launch
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@Degmurie @gh0stp3pp3r_ @razibkhan Caesar said she threw neck who cares if she's mid
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@Bolverk15 All controversy since the original gamergate as been "its not happening and its good that it is" like every single one
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@Goodtweet_man If there's one thing people hate it's seeing an ugly dude be happy
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@GrillPillMax Remember when they gunned down 2 unarmed black teenagers and someone shared the absolutely bullet fucked SUV and was like "I call that good shot placement" and like a million people shared that without irony
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@joeviewtiful22 The official voice tone of "I cannot switch off into fantasy everything must be literal"
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@TheognisOMegara He got himself a nice Pashtun wife and has a small farm out of Ghazni
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@jerrysaltz Capitalism is when boat
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@dyingscribe Also a serious person: the dad deserved it but the kid didn't
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@HorseSkull666 @paynushurts He was freaking out because of a bon appetite video where they just basically mixed saltine crackers with olive oil and spices and baked them. Went on multiple tangents about how white people don't use spice in their food while looking like this and having pop ups that cost $500.
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@BadMediatake Shower argument ass comic
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@ManletThorin People act like taxes are some Arcane wisdom but it's literally like just fill out the boxes where the correct number is.
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@0xAlaric I'll show you chud, this civilization had a whole caste of femboy slaves
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@NicherShell Ummm ever heard of Yasuke??? Even though his story is completely different in every conceivable way????
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Imagine being a descendant of people like Selim the Grim, Suleyman the Magnificent, and other such people the end result is you're doing open mics
@PopulismUpdates
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Naz Osmanoglu, 17th in line to the defunct throne of the Ottoman Empire, is a British stand-up comedian who has appeared in numerous programs produced by the BBC
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@OldMemeArchive @JustinWhang Everything became insufferable after this
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@Mythotard Holy war is the single coolest thing anyone has ever thought of
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@vergilswarrior If all the sad people are killing themselves that only leaves happy people
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@joeviewtiful22 It's the comedic equivalent of using the bechdel test as a serious form of criticism
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@hotepspostingls Does anyone actually have a depiction of Aryan Jesus i swear I've literally never seen a blonde hair blue eyed depiction of him historically
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@BENZOTOOIE "Uhh I actually should be ground into mincemeat" or whatever he says
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@KILLTOPARTY Online women will literally write an entire book instead of talking to their husband's
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@hotepspostingls >other ethnic groups in Italy Like what? Greeks? Germans?
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Music for annoying libs pretending to be counter-culture
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6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
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@dyingscribe He's of high caste dude the lion can feel this
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@RagnarokBruin Were my blood to boil anymore at the phrases "outdated" and "archaic" it would become too thick to pump through my heart.
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@morpho_j "You're in the dog house now dude" is an all timer
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@krawlingkaos76 @JohnDiLillo The famously unrewatchable Goodfellas, what a drag that movie is to watch
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@ETCviperidae @TheEbonyMaw The term is Orbiters
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@LeaMaric Every single one of these stories feels like something is being left out
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@LumpyTheCook Corpo-Punk aesthetic has been a disaster for everything, it's like they base all their designs off of the worst HR harpies you've ever encountered
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People always say that Kira tweet is the worst but that one's just kinda dumb this one fills me with a visceral negative feeling
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Hawaiian Pizza is good and I'm tired of all you reddit chungus cheese brains saying otherwise
@TurnBucklBBQ
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Ok let’s settle this.. Should pineapple be put on pizza?
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@Win98Tech They had to drain all the profitability of shilling the idea first
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@LumpyTheCook I remember playing sven co-op with some friends and we loaded into some random world and it was like clearly where this clan used to hang out. Each section was made and decorated by specific members of this group complete with all kinda early 00s music. It was nostalgiac in a way
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@JigokuCake Sometimes I sit and do nothing at work and I'm like "man I'm being a fuck right now" and then I remember shit like this goes on constantly
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@ipeeinthebath Elden ring ass combat
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@LeaMaric A gaping psychic wound was started in 2016 and 2020 was the dam bursting now everyone has broken minds, it's annoying.
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@JustinWhang You should become a Sufi, get in the ear of the Sultan, then meet your end trying to weasel your way into being a Grand Vizier. That's what I would do.
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@LazlosGhost The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
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@LeaMaric I'm so sick of these fuckin tik tok recipes that are just like "just fuckin slam everything together doesn't it look so good this slop"
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@Citizen09372364 Most people don't know about most of those other ones
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@uncle_deluge How's that any different from how it's been for the last 10 years
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@LumpyTheCook I love being bombarded with endless ads that occupy my entire phone screen when I just wanna look up a small thing I remember.
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@LumpyTheCook @ManletThorin It's a shame what happened to him
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@PDakkadakka It feels like something out of 2014
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@hotepspostingls I love this new archetype of "Not racist but profoundly ignorant"
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@lusciousbeagle Losing your teaching job for being cringe online should happen more often
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@Howlingmutant0 No that's extreme, just a little playful sexual assault
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@Howlingmutant0 One of the funniest Joey Diaz stories I ever heard was him breaking into this chicks house eating her pussy and leaving. This is the only time I have heard of this.
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The amount I see so called Canadians say "Yeah Trudeau destroyed our economy, exacerbated housing and food cost crisis we have going on, and tarnished our reputation on the world stage but Poilivre makes me ashamed to be Canadian" without realizing how insane that is to say.
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@ZeroSuitCamus I saw a guy give The Last Jedi a low score and he explained that he wasn't racist like 5 different times
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@LRH_Superfan I wonder how the gal pals feel now
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@LumpyTheCook There's a whole bunch of zoom zooms who don't watch the show and just make up what the characters do in their heads. To the point they say Cartman isn't racist or anything.
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@HorseSkull666 @paynushurts It's strange to rail against the "gentrification" of saltine crackers while simultaneously hosting events only so-called gentrifiers can attend
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@LumpyTheCook I think it's fine to leave silly little posts but letterboxd mfs always default to some "YAAAAAAAAS" coloured bullshit on top of not being funny already
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@Bolverk15 Woah like...humans r evil...woah....
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@6ukima9 No way
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@dyingscribe Anyone named Lillith in any capacity is to be thoroughly avoided no exceptions
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I've lived long enough to feel alien to everything I identified with as a young man. I feel this the most when I look at the metal crowd.
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@KJVliteracy @real_lord_miles I don't know how to tell you this bro but this is before the English were even in Britain
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@hope_pead He talks about a lot of things I find extremely interesting but I can't help but feel I'm not getting the full picture from him
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Imagine the Japanese-Korean incel exchanges
@dyingscribe
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
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Korean Women avoiding Korean Men so much the Korean Men went for Japanese women
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Very highly kino filme I need to finish the rest of them but I could probably just rewatch the first two again.
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The meeting was held in 1972
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@JigokuCake Yeah, I'm something of a 3rd Reich enthusiast
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@hamcarless They either look like Yakuza characters or Mesoamerican Warriors
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If like even half of the potential cool people in the world watched Vice it would fix the drip and deco situation. It would bring about art deco Caliphate.
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@damintoell Why Jerry look like he had Tony Shaloub in the fly teleporter
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@Bolverk15 I remember as early as the force awakens I was confused as to what the conflict actually was
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@ViceApologist Wow I want to see this movie less and less everytime I see someone say something about it
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@ActualAurochs Saw this outside of a bathroom of a McDonalds in West Virginia one time
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@AntifaCostanza Pontif Su-i mean Rellana is the first boss I sat there and was like "are we just doing relentless attack patterns forever now"
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@kelly91741 @damintoell You're totally right, no one since the fall of Constantinople to the beginning of World War 1 had never thought of this. Absolutely no one was ambushed or caught by surprise between 1453 and 1914 by any army because it would be "uncouth".
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@lucacadamo @bronzeagemantis Medieval Christians writers thought very highly of Alexander. This meme also seems gay.
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@JackdawJackal Normies will be like "wow I'm crying rn" and it's just the most normal thing you've ever read but it involves gays
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@Win98Tech Listen man, it's about women this month okay get back to us when it's child slave labour month.
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@Tocharus I'm in the middle of Posthomerica rn and it's a shame that it's all we have of those lost books because the iliad was such a wonderful experience
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@allowableman2 In Voyager they call the Nazis the borg of their time but that's about it but it wasn't said like I was supposed to clap for 20 minutes afterward
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@kelly91741 @damintoell >their tactics were awful What are you talking about? They wouldn't fly in a post machine gun world obviously but at the time that's what was most effective.
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I think the most fascinating thing about the aella gangbang essay is that all you really need to understand about the entire psychology of it is just this line
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@UnintelGen @DUSKdev I'm feeling spicy today so I'm gonna say this is the one That's too much money to not have something be wrong
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@Iittlstrawberry Buy me pizza and touch my butt became too tacky needed something more transgressive
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Something I just thought of is that you could totally wear a Drudkh shirt and it wouldn't be an issue despite the fact it's literally the same guys
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Go there wearing literally any other sketch band merch and you'll be safe, because these bands are literally all these fucking retards know. No actually knowledge between any of them.
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@ETCviperidae @TheEbonyMaw I bet Catherine the Great had some knockers
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