Almost that time of year where metal elitists put out their wordy โbest of the yearโ lists that usually omit the records that were actually good, had riffs & brought the heat but will say the one man bargain bin-Burzum bedroom record is the greatest thing out ๐ whoโs on YOUR
Go there wearing literally any other sketch band merch and you'll be safe, because these bands are literally all these fucking retards know.
No actually knowledge between any of them.
You know what, fuck it.
The only thing Venom ever created in Black Metal was its name. Besides that, they're just a poor man's Motorhead singing about Satan.
I saw this Black Metal band at a local show once. After their set, I went outside to sit on a bench and one of the dudes, in full corpse paint, sat next to me and said "So, how are classes going?"
It was this dude I knew from campus who never told me he was in a band. lol
Meant to talk about this a few days ago, but I gave this album a listen last week because I heard multiple times about how "disturbing" it is.
It's just really loud DSBM. ๐
Honestly, as long as it's only useless goof bands like Unleash the Archers and grandpa bands past their expiration date like Deicide and Pestilence fucking with AI, I think we'll be fine.
Real artists with something to offer won't lower themselves.
Update: just had to put my little dude down.
You were the coolest little guy and best dog I could've ever asked for. Rocky and I miss you already.
Rest easy, Sparky.
Go there wearing literally any other sketch band merch and you'll be safe, because these bands are literally all these fucking retards know.
No actually knowledge between any of them.