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Pontiacs are for the Queers 🏳️‍⚧️

@DezTheOpossum

2 years

This may be one of the wildest telegram messages I've ever gotten.

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Me, normally: I have a complex list of feelings I have with the country I live in. Me, after seeing a NASCAR Cup car on the grid at the 24 HR of Le Man: THEM EUROPEANS AINT SEEN ANYTHING THIS SCARY ROLL INTO FRANCE SINCE WE ROLLED TANKS ONTO THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY

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I slammed on the brakes and ripped into the parking lot as hard as I could after I saw this sign....

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@DezTheOpossum

4 years

Hopefully I made someone's day just a little bit better

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@DezTheOpossum

10 months

A front impact so bad that you take rear suspension damage means that that impact force is traveling through everything between the point of impact to the rear suspension and not being dampened at all. This thing is going to be a human blender.

Earth Fault to Ground Cybertruck Defense Platform

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10 months

These crash test photos are terrifying. There's like, no deformation.

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

What would normally be a repairable quarter panel is now a uniside replacement because you can't use mud with a bare metal finish. Body shops are not gonna want to touch these with a ten foot pole

Tesla Ls

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@DezTheOpossum

3 years

When you show up to the autocross event and look at the grid for the day.

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Hyundai has effectively made the vehicular equivalent of the MGMT song "Little Dark Age". I will not be taking questions.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Driving around NYC like:

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@Jalopnik

1 year

The NYPD Can Now Shoot GPS Trackers at Your Car

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

Apparently this was a banger racer in the UK around 2009, absolutely wild

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@DezTheOpossum

10 months

My desires are.......unconventional

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@DezTheOpossum

5 months

Insane birthday drip I got yesterday from @catinchurch

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

Ok, so this is a 7th Gen Grand Prix body on a 6th gen Mustang chassis with a turbo aluminum 5.3 LS paired to an AR5 from a Colorado/Canyon/Sky/Solstice with the dash out of a 6th gen Camaro. Hot rodding is alive and well, this is sick. Posted on FB by Tyler Pitman

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Yeah, it's even better in person. This is the pinnacle of Pontiac ads.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Got drunk and bought a magazine ad for the new 1998 Pontiac Trans Am.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

WOOOOOWWW REALLY GOOD SPOT IN THE COSTCO PARKING LOT!!!!!

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@DezTheOpossum

5 years

That's it, I've found my new favorite quote.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

Having driven an S2000 I am now extraordinarily upset that many people consider a Miata as the most direct comparison. This car is within a class of its own, I can't think of any stock car that you could substitute as a "compromise" and get the same experience from.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

@jvnkyard_jake The fact that 5k cars are all like 10-12k right now feels like a canary in the coal mine for some horrific economic catastrophe.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

SYCLONE BEATER, I REPEAT SYCLONE BEATER!!

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@DezTheOpossum

3 years

I can support this hustle

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Imagine seeing someone trying to sell a car at a reasonable price and then QRTing it to your 145k followers to say how much of a bad decision it is when your most insightful car buying advice is "if you can't afford the color of the car you want it's a major compromise"

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@DezTheOpossum

3 years

I FINALLY HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT THE NONBINARY CROWN VIC EXISTS.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Not only is this a massive danger for yourself, but anyone who gets into this car or whoever buys it after you. With that metal fatigue they'll have to bury the car because they ain't getting your body out of whatever remains if you get into another collision.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Found a picture of a Pontiac dealership with two new 05-06 GTO's on display. So wild to think that this image is nearly 20 years old

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@DezTheOpossum

6 months

Apparently someone in Maryville TN is using a TSX Sportwagon as a makeshift golf range picker. It's listed on marketplace for free currently

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

Does anyone know who took this iconic photo from LeMan this year? Do they sell it as a print? I would love to have it on my wall.

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

I love rail car graffiti

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Hold on for a second............ is that a fuckin late model VOLVO DONK!?!?!? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Rosetta "Get A Jetta!"

@ARosettaLeopard

1 year

people who vehemently hate cars like this are the same kinds of people who support HOA's

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

Oh my god I didn't realize any of the Mosler Twinstars still existed.

William Byrd

@WilliamByrdUSA

11 months

Found on FB. What is it!?

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Denver is great, there isn't a day that goes by where I don't love this area more and more.

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@DezTheOpossum

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@DezTheOpossum

7 months

If you got time to lean, you got time to Ween.

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

"So what are you looking for out of a cam in your LS2? Any specific specs?" Me:

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

11 months

How massive amounts of balloons are deflated after special events

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

True fear is seeing Welds on a car that you've never seen welds on.

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@MintySnep

2 years

Be the fastest mom in the kids pickup line at school 😎

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

Finally, an answer to if Jesus was a Chevy guy or a Ford guy.

Christopher Beltram Hernandez “Swaggy Y” Yeley

@Tom_Engels_Desk

11 months

Amen

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

I'll never forget when in like 2017-18ish a local politician to the Nashville area foresaw the growing pains that Nashville would undergo and mentioned a train for public transit and their entire political career just ended because the backlash was so bad.

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1 year

I just think that a city of 700,000 people deserves a main train station that’s far bigger than this with a lot more frequent and fast rail connections.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Why do folks not trust Dealerships? I couldn't imagine why.

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@DezTheOpossum

10 months

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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@Jalopnik

10 months

Texans Can Get A License Plate With A Cheeseburger On It

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

@onlyrockythings I work in collision, this Audi flew off the highway at 120 and rolled about a dozen times, the driver walked away. SUV brain rot is insane, modern sedans are held to such a strict safety standard while body on frame SUVs and trucks have much less strict safety standards to meet.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Saw a dude yesterday

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Everyone hates the second F&F but honestly it has some great moments in it like this. The boat jump is another excellent one.

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one of the best scenes

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

You, a fool: "I doom scroll Twitter" Me, a seasoned professional: "I doom scroll Carfax"

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@DezTheOpossum

7 months

Finally, an afforable S chassis

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Earlier this week we bought a manual Honda Element for a Jax's GF and when I jacked it up I FOUND OUT ITS AN AWD ELEMENT!!!! THE DUDE SELLING DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AWD!!!! THIS IS SUCH A MASSIVE W!!!

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@DezTheOpossum

6 years

No one knows you're an opossom online....

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

All I'm saying is you miss every shot you never take.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

It's always exceptionally hilarious to see Tesla owners that think they are the exception to the rule of automobile depreciation.

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@DezTheOpossum

5 years

I have a possum puppet, I am unstoppable now.....

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@DezTheOpossum

5 years

Remember to help your local trans and NB community members, Nazis fuck off, Terfs can pound sand, America is stolen land, BLM, support your local ANTIFA, ACAB, dont forget about leftists and queers in the south/rural areas and raise hell n' praise Dale.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

EXCUUUUUUSE ME, A PREPRODUCTION SILVERADO EV TEST MULE!?!?!?

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@DezTheOpossum

6 months

I love how they just look like scaled up RC cars

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6 months

Checking out @SSuperTrucks . They’re smaller in person than I expected.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Has anyone ever seen a C5 with the same center light setup as the one featured on the box art for the PS2 game Corvette? Was it aftermarket or a prototype factory thing? I've seen a few C5s with the headlight covers this one has on it.

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@DezTheOpossum

5 months

Lately I've been revisiting the soundtracks from both of these games and they are perfectly aged time capsules.

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RT if you Remember

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1 year

Gotta love how compact NA Miatas are

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2 years

I FOUND THE FULL IMAGE ON THEIR FACEBOOK

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

One of the fun things with owning a car that had a short production run from a now dead manufacturer is that when you see irreplaceable glass for sale you buy it and put it in the attic so if it ever gets broken the car doesn't get totalled out.

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He wants to know if you're down for beer and cuddles later on tonight. Who could say no to that? Amazing art by @TouyaKemone

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

I was shocked to see a Daewoo in traffic today and @catinchurch immediately went "why is the badge a jockstrap" and it's forever changed how I look at the Daewoo badge.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

Seeing a slammed quadrasteer is melting my mind, this is so sick.

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@Bartwheel

8 months

Lowered quadrasteer 👍

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

FINALLY, THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

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@DezTheOpossum

3 years

IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!

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@DezTheOpossum

7 months

So I did something I never would have ever imagined, I won best of show while competing against some incredible models this weekend. I'm so honored to have received this award

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@DezTheOpossum

3 years

Just a heads up for anyone who somehow isn't familiar with The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt, now you are.

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@DezTheOpossum

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𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙈 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙈 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙐𝙉𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

WHOOOOOAAAAA I SAW A BIG 10 SQUAREBODY TODAY!!!!!

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

It hurts so bad because it's true.

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

I don't mean to brag, but over the weekend I did spot an immaculate Mighty Max and the perfect spec AMC Eagle

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Someone on FB just called this picture "bleak" and I'm about to scream because I can't say I've ever seen a Trailblazer SS, a 4th gen Prelude, and a FUCKIN PONTIAC SOLSTICE COUPE in the same picture before.

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@DezTheOpossum

6 months

One day I'll have a second gen Javelin. This car just oozes cool out of every edge

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

The Detroit G wagon

Ben Subeck

@BenSubeck

2 years

I would not recommend painting all of your Bronco trim body color.

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

Aside from body shops not wanting to touch them when insurance companies can't find partnered shops that will work on them the insurance rates will either be sky high or they won't insure them.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

This is the correct take. Modern cheapo touch screens in cars that never had them always look like shit. It's nearly impossible to get a new aftermarket head unit without an ugly ass screen on it. Bluetooth is enough, carplay is horrible, way too much of a distraction.

Shelby 🏳️‍⚧️

@keijidosha_

1 year

The “I’m gonna ruin my pre-2010’s car” section of best buy

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

This is the best painted tailgate I've ever seen in the wild

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@DezTheOpossum

4 months

While out driving I accidentally stumbled across an event called Hearse Con and IT WAS SO COOL

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Today I visited a place about 30 miles south of Denver CO called Rambler Ranch, truly the mecca of all things American Motors.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

This is so insanely cursed but I absolutely love it.

yelnats

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1 year

mate I’ll do you one better with a ‘66

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

I can't express how excited I was to see the Supervan 4 in person today.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

@quendergeer Hold on, hold on.......is that a fucking button with a Instagram filtered picture of the vest it's pinned on? The poser levels are absolutely off the chart here.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Saw a *checks notes* Renault Duster yesterday in Denver rush hour traffic yesterday. I'm always surprised by the amount of Latin American market cars that make it this far into the country.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

Nashville cars and coffee is kinda like insane in size now.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

I love going to an official panel on the con schedule that has been approved by the hotel and then having the hotel come shut it down 20 minutes into it because it's a "Party". To rub salt in the wound everyone at the car show had to pay to park. What a joke of an event space.

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@DezTheOpossum

5 years

"Fuck you, let's rodeo" Art by @jamdoeram

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@DezTheOpossum

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Me and @TurryFrash are homeowners!!! I cannot wait to make this place truly ours!!!

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@DezTheOpossum

7 months

It's so funny to see what used to be pretty commonly sub 5k enthusiast cars now being listed between 7-10k just sit on marketplace and CL for months at a time. So much for those "supply and demand" weirdos

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

As I continue my transition I think I've finally found a name that feels right. I'm going to try out Holley for a while and see how it feels, thank you to everyone that has been supportive of me so far through my transition and I can't wait to see what the future hold!

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

Tiny car is obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4x his size

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

The "Altima driver" dilemma is a quick glance at a larger socioeconomic issue.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

A worrisome problem with the car scene in my opinion is that anything that can't be found within a 5 minute search on Marketplace locally is now "Rare and desirable" which deludes people into thinking milquetoast cars are worth a lot of money.

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@DezTheOpossum

8 months

I got high and I'm thinking about the next kit I wanna build. This one speaks to me from the shelf like the green goblin mask

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

This dude is the 21st century equivalent of John Henry, an honest to god folk legend in our times. Someone needs to write a folk song about the ATV outlaw.

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@DezTheOpossum

6 years

Some more excellent art from @repoghost , Jen nailed Dez's personality so well.

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@DezTheOpossum

11 months

It's been snowed on, it's a total loss.

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@DezTheOpossum

2 years

Bet you didn't think you'd see a GTO wrapped in candy pink with a sadboi sticker on it today, did you?

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

HOOSIERS ON THE GTP, HOWS THAT FOR BUILDING SOME FUCKIN EXCITEMENT BUD!

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

WOOOOOWWW REALLY GOOD SPOT IN THE COSTCO PARKING LOT!!!!!

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

God this is gonna be a classic example of a car that's a highly sought after item in 15-20 years and everyone will wonder why they didn't sell well since it's a pleasure to drive and then you look at how much it cost and what it was competing against.

Jared Rosenholtz

@jar_rosenholtz

1 year

The 2024 Acura Integra Type S starts at $50,800. Not outrageous, but it probably prices me out of it. Do you think it's worth the premium over the $43,990 Honda Civic Type R? I think the Hyundai Elantra N ($32,900) and Toyota GR Corolla ($35,900) might be more in my range.

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@DezTheOpossum

9 months

Mom's at book club tonight, front bumper in the dining room.

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@DezTheOpossum

1 year

One of my housemates took a high quality scan of the magazine ad, blew it up to a more displayable size, and then had it printed on a nice paper. Very happy to have it hanging in my bedroom. Brings back memories of hanging dream cars on my wall as a kid.