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⚕️✝️🏴‍☠️ #1A #2A Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety - Ben Franklin

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@AnthonyCumia Did y'all see the runner from Poland? Natalia Kaczmarek 😍
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@LucidUnity0 You either die a DeWalt man, or live long enough to see yourself become a Milwaukee fanatic
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@GreenTextRepost Fake and gay. Anon just wanted to touch his naked friend
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@GreenTextRepost Never seen sharpener spelled sharpner before lmfao like yeehaw brother
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@Chromadeline YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES
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@Sachin_D_M Natsu and Gray
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@historyinmemes Ah yes, I can definitely see the impact on engine performance and not just the viscosity
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@hourly_shitpost Pickles go on burgers, but not tomatoes or onions 😤
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@eriniswaiting People who don't study history shouldn't be allowed to participate in society
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@hourly_shitpost Y'all do know that stomach acid kills germs on food, right??
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@Sk1ppyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost This is one of the rare exampls where anon is not fake and gay
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@ShitpostGate *Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*
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@AwfullyAmusing She is lip-syncing
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@nihildenial "Damn, this goes HARD"
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@ShitpostGate Someone edit this for nicotine
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@GreenTextRepost Anon isn't fake, just gay
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@GreenTextRepost Fake and gay. We all know anon never had a gf
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@ShitpostGate If you say anything other than Aperture Laboratories, don't talk to me
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@GreenTextRepost Anon apparently doesn't own a toilet
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@Vampiric_Kai We could've had Pip-Boys yet we chose bricks
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@vostokposter Deserved tbf
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@GreenTextRepost I need to see the replies to this
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@Wykin6 @ManMilk2 Looks like his dad stole it and attached it to his own nose by the look of that honker
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@DaOfficialVigil F-35A is the best bc it has a hidden 25mm cannon
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@GarbageHuman24 The archnemesis of black people everywhere
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@ShitpostGate Turn on a VPN before trying this, you tards
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@ShitpostGate Traveling through Texas be like
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@Sk1ppyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost Obviously anon didn't get a job out of those interviews bc he is posting on 4 chan. Fake and gay
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@hourly_shitpost Who tf uses linkedin with that much regularity
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@HANCXCK The duality of man
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@PicturesFoIder If they were allowed to get another cat, the shelter manager should be fired
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@RonnieAdkins_ I love how the southernmost ship is just called "WARSHIP75" like it was the default username on a game
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@hourly_shitpost Damn, he hit him with the "it's not you, it's me" 😔
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@Rothmus Valve being based sounds like par for the course
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@weirddalle Good dad
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@ShitpostGate I still enjoyed doing it in Spec Ops
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@Hsolo275 >goes viral >people want updates >refuses to elaborate basedOpSec.exe
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@DarkFunk1988 I want my fucking Pina Colada Sobe back 😤
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@Barkin4Makima @fasc1nate "bUrGeR KiNg fOoT LeTTuCe"
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@ItsMaxPA Nice try, FBI
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@DocStrangelove2 Clean it with some holy water while reciting the 91st Psalm and you'll be gtg! Also will gain +10 holy damage haha
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@ADHDForReal Learning something super fast in order to complete a task, then immediately dumping it from my brain's RAM the next day lol
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@coolmathgame_ Me asking myself that question
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@AltHistCody So you're saying buy now?
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@ShitpostGate Europeans can stay mad that they don't have A/C as the norm. Go open your windows and cool down since it's so superior to technology
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@pnwguerrilla @9mm_smg As a former fat, me too
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@krus_chiki Just in case anyone was considering trying this, believing you will never be caught, the FAA is able to review footage like this and pinpoint with great accuracy where it was coming from. Especially don't do it to helicopters bc they will find you even faster.
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@krus_chiki Always knew @TheAKGuy had supernatural abilities to communicate from beyond the grave
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@BaguetteWeapons >uses Russian Federation flag colors >puts flag of USSR
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@GreenTextRepost Anon is retarded bc he thinks you can get AIDS from piss. Also, gay
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@marinasadik @LiliHuettlinger The 3rd is from 2014, and the others are from the 2000s. Just because a paper is over 10 years old doesn't mean it is irrelevant. Research takes a long time to complete, and grants are hard to get. 4 separate papers stating the same thing is evidence to the scientific community
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@Boots_43096 @GreenTextRepost Anon didn't bc they're gay and jack off other guys
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@teamspeak @Jerma985 Anyone surprised by this needs to learn how to read the privacy policies of messaging apps they use
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@WizNyHy @es_aion I too mix oil with soup before pouring it down the drain
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@ShitpostGate Ah I get it he would go
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@iamyesyouareno Just imagine, we could have this, instead of what we have to deal with now
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@ShitpostGate Racist, duh
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@Dev_TF2 Half y'all rly be thinking this the official TF2 account
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@Nyazsche Me with the green pill
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@4nt1p4tt3rn Reposting this bc relevant
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@ShitpostGate "Not really"
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@glacialblaster @GreenTextRepost Who tf showers with clothes on?
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@KikeRecine @AnthonyCumia A lot of things are wrong with me, but this isn't one of them
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Some people have genuinely never seen a woman naked irl
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@marinasadik @LiliHuettlinger The second one is from 2015
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@hourly_shitpost Bro will never recover from that
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@GreenTextRepost I miss the person I was before I read this
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@DrDerpyy Well, I always wore their armor in game, so I guess I am one of them now
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@ShitpostGate Nobody ask for the lore on this if you don't already know. Trust me, you don't want it anywhere near your eyes
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@_x_takes_ For anyone else lost on the reference
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@ADHDForReal If you don't say 8 Chuggas before choo choo, don't talk to me 😤
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@MidwestNutcase @jmana_74 @ChrisExpTheNews @chopstickfury01 That's a lie made up by Big Cilantro to convince you it doesn't taste like shit
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@OrwellNGoode "Oui, gracias amigo" yep that's Italian alright
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@StatikCo "Your charging cable sucks because it can't withstand the heat of a frying pan!" Yeah, I too charge my phone with my cable in my frying pan
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@FilledWithMoney @DonnyDimez Fork it over then, moneybags
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@Skiviet87 @lporiginalg If you still have a crush on her after the mutilation, then you are gay. Otherwise, I'd say your biological instincts worked just fine
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@MalesOfReddit Dude be like
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