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@LiliHuettlinger

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current rascal, future cancer survivor

Newport Beach, CA
Joined January 2012
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@LiliHuettlinger
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3 years
JUST FINISHED MY LAST RADIATION TREATMENT LET’S GOOOOO 🍾🍾🍾
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@LiliHuettlinger
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today i had a non-covid patient ask me if i “seriously believed in all the mask stuff” not even 2 minutes after i zipped someone’s mother into a body bag.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@JamesWi62221185 unless you’re just dying to see me in the neuro icu, go to a physical therapist instead
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Other ways to prevent strokes: treat your high blood pressure, high cholesterol, irregular heartbeat, and stop smoking.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@NurseStarling chiropractors are QUACKS end of discussion
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Go Utes
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@Mark_Z_NJ @NoahVerrier can you chill out a little
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@LiliHuettlinger
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i wish this random emergency department doc from georgia knew how much i was in love with him
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@M3T4LMITCH @thedesertloner adolescence is a biological state of development. god is a myth.
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@Sultry_scarlet @alyssa_schoener jesus girl you better be getting head
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@LiliHuettlinger
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3 years
I JUST FOUND OUT I DON’T HAVE BRAIN CANCER CAN I GET A DUB
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@LiliHuettlinger
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anyway now that that’s over @LittleMissFlint for president 2028
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@Quibbles57 @ellebeecher @MKizzyy just say ur sexist and go lol. don’t gotta use all those words
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@LiliHuettlinger
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7 years
Hello fellow University students, what we’re not about to do is keep treating community college students like they’re unintelligent or inferior. They’re in college, they’re trying to better their education just like you. Don’t make them feel ashamed of it. Thanks :)🌈
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@MokuMakani @raw_em_md PLEASE cancel and make a physical therapy appt
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@LiliHuettlinger
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7 years
I just found my iPod Nano from the 5th grade and put it on shuffle, first five songs: Breathe // Taylor Swift In da Club // 50 Cent Fabulous // Sharpay Evans Hollywood // Red Hot Chili Peppers Whatcha Say // Jason Derulo This is magnificent.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@BoroUltimate84 @stayinyourlena @hkperrin @MollyMcAndrew @latimes Hi, life span has nothing to do with quality of life.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@TheHyyyype @ronnui_ um have you ever smoked weed
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@LiliHuettlinger
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4 years
i love when i’ve been taking care of someone for 4 days in a row and brought them back from certain death at least 9 times and their family members tell me jesus saved them like bro EYE am the father the son and the holy spirit, visiting hours are over you’re welcome
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@xNate_11 @toynamedtroy ??? You don’t want high school students to learn about safe consensual sex?
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@LiliHuettlinger
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this was the scariest thing i’ve ever shared. after years of being silent in order to protect him and not shame him, blaming myself for not being able to get him off of me, it’s time to let go of my guilt and FINALLY, PUBLICLY share the name of my rapist: FUCK YOU, DREW MADSEN
@LiliHuettlinger
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i was 3 at a family members house. i was 15 at a friends house. i was 18 in a dorm room.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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i just be vibing
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@LiliHuettlinger
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interesting, i wear mine for 54 hours a week at work and am fine :) you sound like a little bitch :) :)
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I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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𝘱𝘴𝘴𝘵... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰-𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 ❤️❤️
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@LiliHuettlinger
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if you're a dog: congrats you did it you're perfect
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@LiliHuettlinger
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just thinking about the fact that people self-identify through J K Rowling’s made up classifications but don’t believe in astrology
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@LiliHuettlinger
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good morning! today i get my repeat CT scans done to find out if my cancer has metastasized anywhere else. my last scans were in October, prior to treatment. this is a HUGE day and any prayers, vibes, manifesting, and whatever else y’all do would be greatly appreciated!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@notsurvivingMD @charlyspyder or, better yet, a physical therapist
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@LiliHuettlinger
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don’t forget to look for Grimmy today!!!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Today, I feel so happy, healthy, & confident. Sure I'm not as skinny as I would've liked, but I'm eating healthy and taking care of my body
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@dldarmstrong @MokuMakani @raw_em_md but it’s probably more likely you’ll injure yourself more while exercising. if you have serious concerns, see a physical therapist.
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
3 years
smush
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@LiliHuettlinger
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This is Utah’s curve. It is not flat, we are not safe. There are 343 new cases today. Do you want to be one of them? Do you want your mother or grandfather to be one of them? You are responsible for the next patient I cannot save, who dies alone because you couldn’t stay inside.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@ZigWilliams @chill_or_kill @Nuevocentos .......... sounds like my worst nightmare
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@LiliHuettlinger
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one question: what is in the air that men have been breathing these past 3 days?
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@RyanMarino ... yeah i don’t trust her
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Hey guys, to show my respect I just decided to make a lil thread of my favorite XXXTentacion quotes
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@WlfInChpClthng @Quibbles57 @ellebeecher @MKizzyy mans really said “hey maybe let women talk sometimes :) ??” and quibbles 57 said absolutely the fuck not !!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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night out on the town with tony johns
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Rt if your seasonal depression is rocking ur shit rn
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@LiliHuettlinger
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If you tweeted "build the wall" but are coming back from Mexico from spring break you're done, you're canceled
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@LiliHuettlinger
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🚨NEW JOB ALERT🚨 i just signed my contract for a Covid 19 ICU assignment in New York City! absolutely terrified but so excited.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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this man was harassing rosbitt in pie hole for 15 minutes and then not 30 seconds after this was taken he wrapped both hands around rosbitt’s neck and CHOKED him. TWITTER, DO YOUR THING AND FIND THIS MAN
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@LiliHuettlinger
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look what we found at @bestfriends animal sanctuary!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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The last frat party I went to I was talking to a guy about existentialism and his response was "damn, girl, you want another shot?"
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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reminder that drew madsen did not in fact win because i did this because of him. i get to help women get justice against men like him and i am so proud of myself 💕
@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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I did it!!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@vic0livia @itsindysev i’m a nurse and this is VERY true
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@CentristRambler @rawsser @blkheaert how’re you gonna call them out for gatekeeping feminism when you’re gatekeeping being feminine, reflect
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@JazzfanJustin i wasn’t as blunt as i would love to say i was. i just said “yes i do”, finished hanging their iv med, and changed the subject back to their own recovery and pending transfer. not everyone needs to know how morbid and crushing life is in the next hall.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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um Barack Obama is following JT Hiskey
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@LiliHuettlinger
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also check this shit out #newink
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Actually Molly, most boys don’t like country music because it sucks
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Saw a quote on vsco that said, “Most boys don’t like country music because they don’t like to hear about how they should be treating girls” and just wow
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@LiliHuettlinger
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i just joined a twitter gc with ppl who also have chronic/debilitating illnesses and let me tell you it’s so validating this shit is like molly
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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you ever discover a song while you’re dating someone and think “oh yeah i’ll be crying to this shit when we break up”
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@LiliHuettlinger
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My organs: water?? Me: okay :) Organs: thanks Me: :) :)
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@LiliHuettlinger
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i owe the creator of the latte filter my life honestly
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Puke and rally? More like cry and rally, am I right ladies?
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Okay: if ur hitting on a woman, touching her, even just taking to her, whatever, and she gives you any sign of not being interested? Stop. If she says “I have to go” or “I have a boyfriend” or even just “hold on a second”, STOP. Stop touching her, stop talking to her, stop. Stop.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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“will you be my girlfriend? (NO HOMO)” 🥺🥰🤍 i’m buzzin’ bro
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@LiliHuettlinger
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y’all wtf
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@LiliHuettlinger
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feeling icy, looking precious
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@LiliHuettlinger
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HELLO!!! I’m officially and University of Utah and College of Nursing Alumni!!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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and now we must let hoe summer 2020 commence! rejoice!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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Can you imagine being a missionary from Summer 2014-Summer 2016 and just missing the culture of Vine and not understanding any references for the next 2 years and also being weird because you just got back from your mission? Really tough.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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omw to Deliver your 🅱️aby 😎😳🏎🏁
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@LiliHuettlinger
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@stooovie hogwarts
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@LiliHuettlinger
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#NewProfilePic and a bonus :)
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@LiliHuettlinger
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b day fit pics prior to being iced 23 times
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@LiliHuettlinger
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There it is
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@LiliHuettlinger
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3 years
twenty? four?? today??? sick! (acc. left this in the drafts bc i was birthday drunk hehe)
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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EvErYOnE is getting engaged and having babies but I just got day drunk while putting away laundry that had been sitting in a pile for two weeks !!!
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@LiliHuettlinger
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3 years
3 days post surgery, still got it 😌 tw // gore, tubes, scars, blood
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@LiliHuettlinger
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There was a time when Barack Obama was called unpresidential for posing with a selfie stick and putting his feet up on the Oval Office desk.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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dear white people who are planning their bernie write in: don’t be naive, don’t be complicit in another 4 years of gross incompetence and blatant apathy. vote for joe biden.
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
7 years
Has anyone ever accidentally called their boyfriend "dude" during sex? How did you recover after? Asking for a friend, not myself last night
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@LiliHuettlinger
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oh i am so sick of pep talks lol “you got this!!” bitch i will kill you and myself in front of everyone right now i swear to god
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@LiliHuettlinger
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8 years
A CHILD SPOTTED AT SLC DAYCARE
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@LiliHuettlinger
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4 years
remembering when i “came out” to my parents as bisexual at 23 and my dad said “yeah okay” and my mom said “i figured as much”
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@LiliHuettlinger
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8 years
When Mormon boys won't stop dming me can I just reply with "I don't believe in God" because apparently "I'm not interested" isn't working
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@LiliHuettlinger
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There is no greater disappointment than someone telling you there will be breakfast provided at the event and then you go and it’s muffins and fruit.
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@LiliHuettlinger
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6 years
Another cancerous tweet
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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my friend woke up this morning in a man’s bed who had a BED FRAME. A BED. FRAME. do you know when the last time i had sex w someone who had a bed frame was???
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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Me to me: keep your liberal ass out of it Also me:
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
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Morning after pill PSA: Plan-B is only effective if you’re under 170 lbs, it’s been less than 72 hours since sexual activity, AND you haven’t ovulated yet. Greater than 170 lbs or 72 hours? Request Ella Already ovulated? Consult your provider about Copper IUD
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
7 years
White supremacists and the alt-right are the nastiest skank bitches I've ever met Do not trust them!! They are fugly sluts
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@LiliHuettlinger
melanoma mommy
8 years
I don't know how we can make the argument "Mexico isn't sending their best" when we send them frat stars every year for 2 months straight
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