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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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I’m a decorated veteran so don’t come at me. You don’t want this smoke.

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Dave Parke

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Dude was RFS’d from 1/75 and then got an appointment to West Point. I’d love to know how that happened @WestPoint_USMA .

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Remember this Communist who disgraced West Point? He’s now a PhD candidate at @UTAustin , specializing in “modern Arab intellectual history” and revolution.

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Dave Parke

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He blocked me because I wanted to help. No gratitude at all.

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Dave Parke

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So I did a thing…

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Dave Parke

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@StolenValor1 One of the hardest and most thankless jobs in the military.

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Dave Parke

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@WarMonitors Seriously, dude?

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Dave Parke

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While everybody is freaking out about this I just want to remind you that Canada is “legally” doing this exact same thing to its own people. Over 30,000 of them and most just for being poor and disabled.

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Dave Parke

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How many Purple Hearts does @Drakken737 have? And what does a guy have to do stabbed 4 times in Afghanistan? Was he dating the only Latina in the company?

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Dave Parke

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Ok, can I please get some of my more left-leaning friends to chime in on this? I’m not asking you to forsake Harris because I know there are a lot more disagreeable things for you on the Right. But this is crazy, right? How do more liberal-minded people read this?

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Dave Parke

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Imagine being a grown man who turned 18 around 2004, never enlisted, and pretends to be excited by war. I am a nerd, Tate, and I like cooking. You contribute nothing to society but drivel. There are several wars going on you can join to show how excited you are. Poseur.

Andrew Tate

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Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.

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Dave Parke

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@DrClaytonForre1 As a Gen X dude let me correct you. Millennials carried the burden of the GWOT for 20 years and kicked ass doing it.

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Dave Parke

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Wanna’ know how you get mowed down by a PK at the end of the alley? Follow me for more tips on how to give bad guys the drop on you.

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Has he made any videos that are tactically sound?

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Dave Parke

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@aspiringpeasant They should have spent that money on training.

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Dave Parke

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@EMichaelJones1 @HoneywellNTodd It’s not their job to protect you. It’s their job to find out who murdered you after the fact.

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Ranger Jesus

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@Paultx890 Are you saying we should open our borders because you like food?

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@brinkofill Yes but only on a networked government machine. Just to make sure it’s safe. 😏

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Dave Parke

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@Partisan_O @WestPoint_USMA What are you talking about? I’ve been assured that the rumor of academia being leftist is just a alt-right myth.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@katewillett It’s still there in their transcripts.

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Dave Parke

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@mcuban I’m sure you’ve had equal criticisms for the Harris and Walz interview. I’ll search your timeline for them now.

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Dave Parke

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I feel badly that conventional forces largely get ignored for the GWOT. The JSOC mission, while dangerous, was generally fairly gucci. Others lived in bad guy country for 12+ months with little to no support while hooking and jabbing almost every day. One team, one fight.

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Dave Parke

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I’m so glad that the US controls its manufacturing and supply chain for all of the electronics we have in our critical infrastructure, homes and pockets.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@MrAndersen37 You’ve probably stood right next to each other at the chow line and not even realized it.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@RepSwalwell @bennyjohnson You’re really the last person who should be crowing about foreign influence.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@gooooooooo0se @WestPoint_USMA He’s 100% a homegrown traitor. It’s fortunate that he was dumb enough to out himself. Placed in the right position he could have done a lot of damage.

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Dave Parke

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@ATRightMovies

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Dave Parke

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@RepTroyNehls Politics aside, you’re discrediting yourself. You could probably get more done politically if you’d just admit you’re wrong and put this behind you.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

3 months

@DrEliDavid @elonmusk @BillAckman @DavidSacks Oh, CNN initially ignored the loud noises.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

9 months

Nah, brah. That’s the Army that supposed to feed us. Get it, ladies! And thank you for taking such good care of us.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@notshenetworks Don’t currently have a boss but if I did they’d know that I am a highly dedicated team player and an enthusiastic self-starter. I work well independently but I’m also great in a group. My biggest weakness is I care too much. Which is also my greatest strength. Resume available.

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@OliLondonTV She’s a parody account.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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This is an incredibly funny joke (trust me) that most people won’t get. The problem is as both a former Marine and Corpsman I hurt my own feelings twice.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@BravoKiloActual If this is true, that SWAT team leader needs to be fired immediately and the rest of the team needs to be put on a short leash.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

9 months

Got some advice today on how to revisit my claim that was deemed 0% service connected.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@EODHappyCaptain @CultureCrave This is why I still have a footlocker full of dvds. I never watch them but I like knowing that I actually own them.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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There are some truly horrible people in this world. Imagine calling a Gold Star family Nazis to score political points and then pretending you care about Arlington.

🇨🇦Rose🇨🇦

@ScotfreeMe

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Nice family outing at the Arlington Cemetery, eh? Even sportin' some Nazi symbols, what is that for? Proud Boys or 3%ers... Standing on graves. Not one, but two. FFS. Totally desiccated hallowed grounds. Terrorists.

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Dave Parke

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@StolenValor1 @Drakken737 I’m sorry I wasn’t there to mock him before he deleted. I regret my actions.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@charliespiering They’ve already tried this once.

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Dave Parke

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@HazelAppleyard_ Don’t. Just don’t. You don’t want to know. I was in that thread and wish I didn’t know.

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Dave Parke

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@Snakeeater36 Holy crap. We are not a serious country.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@AVindman @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz I’m officially announcing that water is wet.

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Dave Parke

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@HazelAppleyard_ What have I ever done to you?

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Dennis, please don’t create extra work for @StolenValor1 . He has enough legit stuff going on.

Craig Ennis

@Craig4va7th

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Im the youngest person selected for DELTA FORCE at 18 in July 6-27 1992 camp Dawson, West Virginia. For proof this is what you get if you are selected

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@AvivaKlompas It’s funny how they support martyrdom while in the US. So brave, heroes all. I think we should crowd source tickets to Yemen.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

10 months

Same energy…

Ivan Snook

@Ivan_Snook

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@EODHappyCaptain The military should stop giving commissions to any enlisted. Mustangs erode the esteem, legitimacy and distinct culture of the officer corps like merchants marrying into the aristocracy. Nevertheless, we are intent on lowering the standards and reducing military service to being

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Dave Parke

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I occasionally have nightmares similar to this but the monsters aren’t the source of my stress. Either my weapon jams and I can’t get it cleared, or my weapon isn’t zeroed correctly, or I can’t keep my eyes open. The monsters don’t scare me but my inability to function does

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AFTER EXAMINING BRAINWAVES DURING A SLEEP STUDY, Al GENERATED THE FOLLOWING AS ITS INTERPRETATION OF A NIGHTMARE THE SUBJECT HAD‼️

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Dave Parke

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@AJDelgado13 Going after DV victims and Gold Star families. You probably tell yourself you’re a good person, don’t you.

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Dave Parke

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@spikesguides They ran out of women and children to hide behind and got caught out in the open.

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Dave Parke

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@RealUCBfosho @WestPoint_USMA No. Thanks for that.

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@teameffujoe @The_Home_Six @jollygoodginger @StolenValor1 It’s why the CIB, CAB and CMB are awarded. To differentiate those who received hostile fire and those who served in a combat zone. They are both Combat Vets tough.

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@DonCulo94 @Cpl_Dont_Know @DougDoodberg He can go. He can’t use the visit for campaign or propaganda purposes.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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If you can’t buy a firearm until you’re 21 then you shouldn’t be allowed or forced to serve in the military either. The logic of not being mature enough should be applied consistently.

Gavin Newsom

@GavinNewsom

5 months

Please read this:

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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This is why spec ops units do a 7 day firearms training course and then spend the rest of their careers training in MMA. So they can be the best warriors on the battlefield.

Sean Strickland

@SStricklandMMA

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The learning curve to be proficient with a gun is sooooooo low Guns took the warrior out of war... I am a gun guy, I like guns, I carry guns..... Pulling a trigger is easy.. It's not hard, you're not some badass.. you can train kids to do it. Sorry to break it to you all.

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Dave Parke

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@ChuckCallesto @RepTroyNehls @StolenValor1 isn’t anybody’s political rival. He’s only a rival to people who steal valor, regardless of their politics.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@GaboKovo37153 @ZaleskiLuke @UpdatingOnRome Now see, that’s funny. Hope he’s paying attention to how it’s done.

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Dave Parke

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@SteveSlatonAZ I don’t think that the people calling you out has anything to do with their politics. Thank you for your service. Your actual service. Not any service you may have fabricated to look cooler.

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Dave Parke

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@greg16676935420 @SarahisCensored Even Elon said it was an unscientific poll. Have no idea what was controversial about what you said. I thought Catturd was cooler like 6 years ago but maybe my memory is failing.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@wayofftheres @Drakken737 That full plate was rough during the summer but what was the other option, studded leather? I don’t think so.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

10 months

Anybody who thinks the CIA prosecutes and jails people probably shouldn’t be a CIA Director or janitor.

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@RonFilipkowski

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Kash Patel says as Trump’s next CIA Director he will lead “patriots” appointed by Trump in an all-out effort to prosecute and jail people in government and the media: “We will find the conspirators in govt and the media. Yes, we are going to come after the people in the media.”

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Dave Parke

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@wandasattorney @brock_kracman I like how you attack a person because they don’t like a tv show. You seem balanced. Will you please make a list of shows people are allowed to like/dislike so that you don’t go after them?

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Can we finally admit it was a uniparty all along?

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The tent is now this big:

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Apparently this course is $18,000. I’m willing to do it for $15,000 and we’ll do it over zoom so you don’t have to leave home. DM me for details.

BowTiedPassport

@BowTiedPassport

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This is to the most cringey thing I’ve seen in a long time. Both the “instructors” and the dudes that paid to be here 😂 I’m confused what the purpose is.

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@JDStorm1970 @ZaleskiLuke @UpdatingOnRome Not even a monkey by his logic.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Going to get my nerd on tonight.

An American Werewolf

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LIVE AT 8PM ET! Ep. 245 Interview with @Dave_Parke Dave Parke is a former Army Ranger and military contractor. He is a co-host of @TheTeamHousePod , where he interviews former Special Operations personnel from the Vietnam era to the present day. He also interviews former Special

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Dave Parke

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@t_brian_thomas Soldiers be wildin’. Don’t hate the player…she’s in full blown stress mode because of her undercover status in Iran.

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Dave Parke

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@mcuban Mark, did you support Biden’s plan for the Disinformation Governance Board? And what’s your opinion on Harris’ and Waltz’s statements regarding the First Amendment? Genuinely curious.

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Dave Parke

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Here’s my DD214. It’s been heavily redacted because I did black bag work for a unit that only three guys know about. @SteveSlatonAZ can vouch for me though.

Stolen Valor

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@Dave_Parke I’ll need to see if you have a DD214 like @Chuck_Ritter92 has plese sir

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Dave Parke

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Americans are used to gangs like the Bloods, Crips, Hell’s Angels, etc. If the cartels gain a foothold those groups will seem like they were running lemonade stands. Cartels are like the old NY mobs with ‘roid rage. Same tactics with none of the codes of conduct.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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@DonCulo94 @Cpl_Dont_Know @DougDoodberg Why would this be your go to move? Maybe ask for proof before moving straight to the accusation next time.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

4 months

Please let this lead to choppy drone and body cam footage of Iranian special forces being taken out by dire wolves in white out conditions.

Open Source Intel

@Osint613

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Iranian special forces are mobilizing for the rescue operation of the Iranian President. A massive sh*t show.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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There is no “hate speech” exception to the First Amendment. A bill like this will lay the foundation for expanding “hate speech” laws and infringing on our rights. Almost every “Act” the government creates to “protect” us gets expanded and is open to abuse.

Congressman Mike Lawler

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I’m proud that my bill, the Antisemitism Awareness Act, just passed the House of Representatives 320 to 91. This bill has broad, bipartisan support and will begin the process of cracking down on the antisemitism we’ve seen run rampant on college campuses across America.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Brother died shielding his wife and kid. You can disagree with his politics but you can’t disagree with his courage.

Louis vil LeGun 🍌 Notorious T.A.C.O.

@LouisvilleGun

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The fire chief who was mXrdered yesterday at the Trump rally? A Go Fund Me was started for his kid with a goal of $7000. It has almost hit 3/4 of a million dollars already. Link in next tweet.

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Dave Parke

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@StolenValor1 Tell me what his politics are and I’ll tell you if what you just said makes you a great American or a piece of trash whose only purpose is to criticize our nations heroes.

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Dave Parke

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If you’re a Veteran and you’re one of the people Monday morning quarterbacking the SS op based on imagery then I’m going to assume you were the same junior officer talking about how easy that movement to target in Afghanistan was going to be based on the imagery. 😂

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Nah, bruh. This ain’t it. I have too many friends who were better men than Trump who lost that coin flip. By your logic it’d because God decided their lives weren’t worth saving. Appreciate the luck but don’t make this more than it is. He’s not a messiah.

Simon Boyi Chen

@simonbchen

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Even if you are a most rationally-minded atheist, how do you explain how Trump’s skull missed a sniper’s bullet by less than a centimeter (half-inch)? Millions of devout ordinary Americans can only give this answer— God saved Trump. God is on Trump’s side. God chooses Trump.

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@Cpl_Dont_Know @steazy666 Unless it’s some hot goth chick, I assume everybody with 666 in their handle is an edgy 16 year old.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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I never think the police should be allowed to do summary executions except for the times I think they should be allowed to do summary executions.

Crime Net

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

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This guy followed a teenage girl into the bathroom and locked himself in with her

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Dave Parke

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When you pray in combat.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Happy Birthday Marines! Keeping the celebration light this year. #MarineCorps #MarineCorpsBirthday #SemperFidelis

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@fightwithmemes

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Everybody involved needs to face our justice system. And they need to face it in a state run by the other party.

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@WashTimes

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House Republican: Jeffrey Epstein flight logs not released because colleagues would be ‘compromised’

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I remember getting excited the first time an episode of our podcast had 100 views. It’s honestly humbling that so many amazing people have come on our show to share their stories and that viewers continue to tolerate my rambling.

The Team House

@TheTeamHousePod

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3 white boys with a podcast @JackMurphyRGR @Dave_Parke @dee_takos

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1. This was New York Military Academy, a boarding school not a university. 2. He was not an officer and never served in the military. He received 4 deferments and was eventually medically disqualified. 3. @neEnlightenment doesn’t know what “Tip of the Spear” means.

Enlightenment

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Did you know Trump was a military officer 👀🤷‍♂️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Dave Parke

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@sasha_sweets_22 @StolenValor1 @jollygoodginger @teameffujoe I don’t know if your politics are left or right but I can tell that he probably outed one of your politicians and you’re taking it personally.

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@Dave_Parke

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Already getting in the July 4th mood.

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@Dave_Parke

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Tell me you’ve never seen dozens of gunshot wounds.

A-Papa-lypse Now

@A_Papa_lypseNow

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@keebler45 @DvyGnJellyBean @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Tell me you know nothing about mass, energy, and velocity

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@arenella1 What’s your phone number? I’ll send you a text. I was an Army sniper and I’d like to change your statistics. Then you can say that 100% of the not-made-up Army snipers who texted you said that a bullet did strike his ear.

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Two types of people in this world: those who are worried about image and perception, like the general officers who have failed to win a war since Vietnam; and those who value the safety of the troops when fighting people happy to martyr themselves. This is humane.

Charlie Herbert

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Two types of people in this world: those who find these images entirely justified and acceptable; and those who find them really quite uncomfortable. If you’re in the former, unfollow me now. A short thread why.

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Charlie don’t surf! I can’t stop watching this. Proof that social media does more good than bad.

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@Dave_Parke

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Given an acronym that means different things in two communities, of course I default to the geekiest meaning. Sorry @gigabilly .

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@Dave_Parke

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Agency: “Have you ever been in the military?” Recruit:”No, I was too tough.” Agency: “Have you ever heard the term ‘tradecraft’?” Recruit: “No” Agency: “What do you know about the Congo?” Recruit: “You do it in a line at weddings.” Agency: “Would you like to be a secret agent?”

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@Snakeeater36

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“Its the agency” Oh yes, I forgot they have that. Make sure you always travel with your US passport policy. Plenty of stupid people do stupid things. This is one of those examples, if you actually think an organization is going to send people to try and overthrow government

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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If “protesters” keep an emergency vehicle from reaching the hospital in a timely manner and a person dies as a result then should every protester present be charged with wrongful death?

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@Dave_Parke

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So who will the Democrats be told is their candidate? Yay, democracy.

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Dave Parke

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@JackMurphyRGR Nah, if they’d done this at Qala-i-Jangi Mike Spann would still be alive. It’s the fastest and most human way to ensure detainees aren’t carrying something nefarious.

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@Rothmus I can fix her.

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@Dave_Parke

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Every time I hear Fortunate Son I wonder if being a door gunner in Vietnam was the best job ever.

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Dave Parke

@Dave_Parke

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Cotton (R) and Walz (D) knowingly mislead people about aspects of their service. Both Trump and Biden dodged the draft using medical reasons. These facts will cause cognitive dissonance for True Believers. Fight me. (S-tier if you get the reference pic)

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@jameshohmann Journalism is dead.

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