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@DarrenRabbi

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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
I promise on absolutely everything guys, if you put in your 3bs and cbets as slowly as possible it does not make you look stronger, just like an absolute fucking moron
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Bubbled 3 live mtts this week
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Chopped Wynn main 4 way for 67k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
To all of you "We're in a second poker boom" people who got all excited when the WSOP Main got 10k entrants, here's the running cash table numbers for 3 major LV card rooms as I write this: Southpoint: 7 Orleans: 3 Golden Nugget: 1
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 months
anybody elses gf being an aboslute psychopath demanding undivided attention now that "poker seasons over and i havent see you for 6 weeks"? give me a fuckin day or two to breathe lady jesusssss
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Just to confirm, the guy talking about blatant cheating and horrible takes is the same guy that tried rigging a giveaway contest with his gf, right?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Happens to me all the time
@Charlie_Carrel
Charlie Carrel
2 years
I've had multiple women just start having sex with me, after I've explicitly said 'no'. I never thought of it as a bad thing, because society had told me that men and boys should be grateful for any sexual attention. Now I've dug into my emotions, I know how much it hurt me.
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
Was down to 4500 chips @ 1500bb, spun all the way to 550k today. 400k in the bag for day 4
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
3rd for 90k. I promise Iโ€™d say this if I bricked every tourney here ever- @TVPokerRoom is one of the absolute best rooms in the country and the staff there is absolutely top tier and go above and beyond for the players. Congrats @BenErwinPoker and @tkarn421
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Jamie Kerstetter
1 year
Thanks @TVPokerRoom @BenErwinPoker for a great @RunGoodGear series and excellent hospitality. Glgl @DarrenRabbi @TylerPoker 3-handed for $200K, a modest ๐Ÿฆฌ ๐ŸŽฐ starter bankroll
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Just called an @AllenKessler preflop allin with JJ I think Iโ€™ve lost my fucking mind
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
My first hand at the table bin weng opens William kassouf calls I fold QT the bb squeezes bin weng puts in 25k with TT v AA and now has 55k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Chopped 4 way for 125k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
7 months
Do new parents just fuck with the baby in the bedroom?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
The toughest part of losing on stream is reading what some of the dumbest people on earth have to say about it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
i think its strange that everybody thinks @PhilGalfond is beyond reproach. obv the guy has a great track record and has been an amazing ambassador but like...its impossible he has slightly bad motivations or isnt like the perfect guy or is just off base on a topic?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 months
Bunch of people who never done shit in poker telling other people who havenโ€™t done shit in poker that they havent done shit in poker is why poker is shit
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@spraggy Air Catada
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
it is nice to see so many likable people winning large sums of money
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 months
๐Ÿ”ฎ
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
Missed my flight while I was literally sitting at the gate. I want to completely die right now
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 days
@GazzyB1233 Wow savage bluff w 88% equity!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Whatโ€™s the statute of limitation on having to head nod/have that โ€œbondโ€ with someone who you FTd some dusty tourney w? Itโ€™s been 10 years and Iโ€™m over this old guys face
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 months
I canโ€™t wait for the grand opening of the new Venetian poker room. Meet up games with luminaries such as @LandonTice . This is what Vegas has been desperately yearning for
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
script for todays festivities: ya I still play poker/no I don't count cards/yes I travel/no I don't have a girlfriend/Vegas is fine
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 months
@PokerNews @WSOP @CommerceCasino Love paying 7% off the top to the state of California!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 month
@2pacnrw16 Youโ€™re charging $100 for the trial 30 minutes?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@berkey11 @RealKidPoker and 8 high school kids
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Darren
1 year
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Darren
1 year
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
Won the 6max tourney for like 25k and locked up a seat in national championship #luckbox
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Nobody loves anything more than old men love making sure they put out the exact amount to call an all in
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
4 months
More like Jacked Effel
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Kyrie is the NBA version of Charlie Carrel
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
4 months
poker is so fucking exhausting and frustrating sometimes. long grind ahead, taking a mental health day to try to reset and stay fresh
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
7 months
Nothing like the guys who come out to poker stops sit around all day complaining about how much poker sucks and canโ€™t get anything going just to max w 8bb, be shocked they canโ€™t spin and go back to sitting on the couch bitching โ€œvarianceโ€
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Wish we had another month of wsop I love this shit
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
4 months
Staring at the max late reg line at Venetian and I hate this summer already
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
really hoping somebody can help out plz rt for awareness
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1 year
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Darren
1 year
@MntalHlthMatt Prob better value donating to jami Lafay
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@ChancesCards @GTO_Diaper Maybe calling clock on a hand on break that youโ€™re not in shouldnโ€™t even be allowed itโ€™s not affecting you or your tournament really
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@rampagepoker if youre lookin for that third 3, dont forget that professor green folded it on 4th street
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
23 hours in a poker tournament to not make day 2 but Panzica looks like a fucking bumblebee and wins 300k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@dankness3 Selling 2% of @dankness3 for 2.0 markup
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Poker twitter has completely jumped the shark, yโ€™all need to get a hobby or get laid or something. (Canโ€™t wait for WSOP!)
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Thereโ€™s like .03% of me that wants mask mandates to come back just for the Charlie Carol takes
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Darren
1 year
Are there any secret bathrooms if I have to take a massive dump @WSOP
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
Bagged 1.23m chips good for 2nd overall. 36 remain and we play 6max tourney tomorrow down to the FT #Ambassadors
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
5 months
I donโ€™t think itโ€™s fair to force satellite winners to play a tournament from the start @shrpo @SavagePoker
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
300k! KK holds vs A4ss on T72ss5x!! #MainEvent
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
8mm to end the night w 11 left
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
ill prob regret this someday, but devin booker is dust and completely overrated
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Will anybody drag me into the main tomorrow in a cage?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Never regretted passively engaging on Twitter more than yesterday just a circle jerk of who can sound smarter so unbearable
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
Me at home never eating bread Me at a fancy restaurant โ€œIโ€™ll have 3 loaves of your finest sourdough and take my uneaten steak to goโ€
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@Kevmath They should make players deal it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@helloitslynne Could you post a pic so I can get an idea what kind of shape youโ€™re in?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
Won myself a live tourney finally. May just be the most #blessed
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
FT today! Start up in 3.5 hours. Hopefully don't make a complete fool of myself but I'm sure you all troll me regardless! #friends
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
This guys playing way diff than usual can someone investigate
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
anybody know if nicky p is still in the florida main?
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 months
Cruise thoughts: 8/10 very well executed, good tournaments, plenty to do, good food, fun port activities Fixes: Reg line Payout line nightmare Main needs 2nd day 1 Few more 1k-2k turbos at night Cancel 25k? Schedule 1 week later so feeds right into the heart of Hard Rock WPT
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
While I have a small platform gonna take the chance to say Fuck Lock Poker. Nothing more scum in this industry than stealing from players
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
7 months
Phenomenal
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
6 days
@GazzyB1233 he rivers the ace of clubs here 99/100 times
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 months
This guy @songstephen11 is pretty good at the poker tournaments huh
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@FrancisPoker123 Never leave the table during a color up
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
@random_chu i think mentalhealthmatt already bagged the wynn 10k
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
@JohnnieVibes Gg man, at least now you can find somewhere to go DJ tonight
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
@WPT @songstephen11 Garrett wouldโ€™ve gotten those chips back too
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
Can't handle these idiots. 50/100 guy raises using 2 black chips, reg directly on his left "how much is that"
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
30 days
Lmfao itโ€™s 520am and this man has been absolutely on one @Nick_Palma1010
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
115k at 12/2400 first cash of the summer I can breathe!!!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
accidentally just sent a dickpic to my new landlord
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
โ€œThe Scorpionโ€ NickyP
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Got an Airbnb in Bahamas but if anybody would like to use my free nights at Atlantis that I booked a few months back before I cancel youโ€™re welcome to it
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
247k @ 3/6k goin to day 3 w 65 left in my favorite @WPT of the year
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
Man, being the dealer that tries to enforce cellphone rules at the table has to be such a sad lonely existence
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
3 months
@pokerorg @markseif Lmfao there is no fucking way he had AQcc ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
11 years
I win. Gunning for that PoY http://t.co/YN6DSdxeUw
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Darren
2 months
Plenty of people would. In fact the the only people I can think of who wouldnโ€™t are the people who sell training and coaching services but donโ€™t actually win
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Mental Health Matt
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@gdesupare @thinkingpoker Not gonna answer this, don't imagine anyone would.
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
extremely proud of my sister and the work she does
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
not even saying he is wrong (i think his post has merit wrt speaking up, but transitioning to a full blown attack on why @DougPolkVids is such a renowned bully in the entire poker world felt misdirected and odd from him), just weird the pedestal of perfection hes been placed on
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
1 year
PSA the croissants and muffins outside the poker room are $1 more than the ones at the coffee shop 24 steps away โœก๏ธ
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Hope everybody been working on that head nod game for the rio hallways
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
If you go to top golf and don't snapchat it were you even there
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
โ€œAre a pair of twos or threes usually enough to win the handโ€ thanksgiving has officially begun
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
10 years
Lol just walked into my room and there was already a dude in my bed. That hasn't happened since I had a girlfriend!
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
9 years
Currently sitting on a street bench waiting for an uber smoking a blunt in front of a strip club. Exactly where I thought I'd be in life
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
2 years
just called unlv gym and asked them to lift the ban on @slayAbidesDOTL . the man has earned it
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Darren
8 years
9.7m 7 left
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@DarrenRabbi
Darren
8 years
@ESPNStatsInfo WRONG kareem hasnt played the last 11 seasons
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