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@bitterlasagna

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Joined July 2018
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
That crowd is so dead if i heard decode live i would have to be physically restrained by security
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hayley's vocals
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paramore - decode SAAAAAAANGGGG HAYLEYYYY
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@bitterlasagna
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Costco here sells these massive tubs of yakult probiotic powder, should i make my own yakults but like in 1.5L quantity to fulfill my dream of Big Yakult? i hate how edged i feel by the tiny ones… little sluts…
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
u know his downstairs neighbors think he’s got a little dog running around making tictac noises on the floor
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@bitterlasagna
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ppl below a certain age have zero respect for this bc they grew up w more queer anthems and artists and don’t get what a big deal this was a decade ago 😩😩 this song made huge waves and it was so important to so many people and I’m sure it still is
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
@jaboukie separate their heads from their bodies
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
@evadentz the fact that they kept that in… genuinely cruel
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
watching succession new ep
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@bitterlasagna
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If this was in lavender or pink I’d fall victim i fear (i have 40 dollars)
@gannonbreslin
Gannon Breslin
1 year
Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?
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@bitterlasagna
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@lilgrapefruits Joker being on there… oh we know!
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
@incelReplies This is kinda wholesome and respectful why did u post it
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
@jaboukie what if she passes the mirror test but she’s seeing ghosts in the mirror
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
so. my friend and i were watching tv downstairs & i had my phone in the other room. in the middle of a movie, the tv goes blank and it starts casting a phone and this pops up 💀💀
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
serving cvnt to avoid death exactly yup
@HowThingsWork_
HOW THINGS WORK
2 years
These Beautiful Blue lobsters are extremely rare. It occurs when the lobster has a genetic mutation ( Roughly 1 in Every 2 Million ). Unlike the others, Nearly all avoid being eaten. (either rehomed or released).
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@bitterlasagna
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@jaboukie The power you would have had at your disposal....
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
this is so violent
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
@mayaisfiya why are y’all in the replies helping them???? let them figure it out since they wanna be the apex of society
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
@MCFCOK47 @reveluxion they’re actually related on his mother’s side!
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@bitterlasagna
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5 years
@SandiStronger Just became immortal
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@bitterlasagna
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@bitterlasagna
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@ProfessorBeef @WrittenByHanna look confused at sephora
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@bitterlasagna
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4 months
ITS NOT! bc the “dough” has hair on it 😭😭 this image is ruining my day i cant tell what it is and it’s NOT a thumb bc it looks like it has no bones??? but it doesn’t look AI either???
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It's a thumb in dough, btw.
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@bitterlasagna
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@realaccountyeah the people in the qrts saying “or you can do both” “well I’m both” are worse than the roast-only people
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
this with nail clippings 😍😍
@insiderbeauty
Insider Beauty
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YRU Shoes specializes in creating unique shoes for raves and festivals
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@bitterlasagna
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@femaIeboyfriend you’re literally part of the problem sweetheart idk what you want us to tell you 😭 how are you gonna leave out dirty dishes and wrappers KNOWING you have a roach problem? be serious
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@bitterlasagna
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OK ITS FINAL AND CONFIRMED ✨✨ MY MOM BEAT CANCER!!! 🥳🥳 definitive pathology results came in today, tumor margins + lymph nodes are negative can i get a hell yea!!!!! breast cancer found dead in a ditch!!!! 😈😈
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
one of the biggest pop stars in the world releasing a queer anthem mentioning not only gays and lesbians but trans ppl too?? in 2011??? unheard of
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@bitterlasagna
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8 months
never ever put pictures of your children or child relatives on social media bc these fucking degenerates are always lurking and soon as they see someone making a “joke” they all join in. anyway they need to be doxxed
@inthehalwayrry
iris 🍆
8 months
these are the comments under a video of a LITTLE GIRL
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@bitterlasagna
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get her some glycolic acid or retinol or SOMETHING OMGGGG
@MAstronomers
Curiosity
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NASA’s Galileo spacecraft acquired its highest resolution images of Jupiter’s moon Io.
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@femaIeboyfriend of course you use the r slur
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@papacoops31
Papa Bear
2 years
I almost threw my back out thrashing to this show and was surrounded by kids looking at their phones and swaying… the kids are not alright…
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
exactly like I’m not gonna leave until it’s really unusable
@itszaeok
zae
2 years
elon can play w twitter if he want to but y'all gone be catching these tweets til the boat sink i fear
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
tl cleanse: sza holding a bunny
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
if it’s one thing liberals will do, is not be funny ever
@TheFlyo60129188
The Fly on Pence’s Head
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@bitterlasagna
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1 year
the mozzarella looking at her friend tomato being sliced up while i make my caprese salad
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Gigi Hadid for Jacquemus.
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@bitterlasagna
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social isolation month 2: i made a mess but it was fun AND i didn’t have time for a depression nap!! Highly recommend
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@bitterlasagna
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@_pem_pem you used so many words in this thread to just say you think bi people aren’t gay enough 😭😭 it’s weird it’s concerning
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@bitterlasagna
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
eating a croissant is such an unserious experience
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@bitterlasagna
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5 years
My only goal in life is to somehow pull off these kinds of colors on my face but i know my moldy grey undertones would never let me so RIP dreams and aspirations
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@bitterlasagna
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jensen ackles as soldier boy is soooo good like that was excellent casting
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@bitterlasagna
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6 years
@Prospective718 @luckygoddessn7 @younghen79 @emariekjames Beyoncé 4:20 - what we’re gonna do in 2018 is mind our own damn business
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
i am going through a 生煎 (shengjian) food hyperfixation again 😫😫 theure dumplings but they’re made out of bao bun type bread stuffed w savory meat and soup and steamed + crisped up they’re the perfect food like what more could u want (pics so u understand the level of cunt)
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@bitterlasagna
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wait i look so pretty here
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@bitterlasagna
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5 years
She’s v funny she’s v cute and she exposes trash men what more could we possibly want and/or need
@MichaelaOkla
michaela okland
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hi love u!
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@bitterlasagna
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@psychicnai @HON9CHO humans don’t have the literal physical means to pick up pheromones like we lack the organ for it
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@bitterlasagna
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wtf is a scooped bagel. i mean i can guess what it is but why would u remove the chewy soft part of a perfectly good bagel. if you’re watching your carbs why eat a fucking bagel.
@Ian_Gay_briel
Gay-briel
11 months
new york needs to start turning californians away at the border what the fuck is this shit
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
I quit!!!!
@bitterlasagna
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drafted my notice letter
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@bitterlasagna
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🧍🏻
@MajorPhilebrity
Phillip
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Twitter is incredible because I still don’t know if this serious or not 🤣
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😭😭😭
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
@realaccountyeah that long pillow intrigues me why didn’t i think of that
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@bitterlasagna
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seeing food videos with black gloves instantly ignites my fight or flight before even clocking the actual food
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@bitterlasagna
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@proffTweeter @dontcaIImyname @jaboukie @LilNasX wdym? it’s literally right there in the video bestie!!
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@bitterlasagna
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Leaving my irls on read but replying to online friends with tempestive speed is a sport to me
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HOLD ON-
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@bitterlasagna
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this is extremely harmful and puts women in danger you people are fucking deranged and lack a certain ingredient in your spirits that makes you human
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
i wish bears weren’t so deadly bc if we go by personality alone there’s no reason we couldn’t be friends
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@bitterlasagna
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@sonnerly right! They never take into consideration the elders
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
not elon being obsessed w jaboukie…
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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bizarre blunt rotation
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@bitterlasagna
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my ex… i thought he asked me on a shopping date to queen out but next thing i know he was eating my pussy??? 😨
@itsnotjess123
not j*ss
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have u ever found out someone was not gay and ur jaw just drops?
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so the shrimp in cereal guy is an abuser and multiple of his victims are speaking up???
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@DeSeanB @pbAstronaut @kendallbaker Which seems insane since you’re already paying a pretty penny for your account. now we have to ask permission to use it at different locations as well? it feels overly restrictive for something that costs so much already
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@vib3curator they’re gonna call u a class traitor for tweeting this
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@bitterlasagna
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we really broke this boy, he doesn’t know how to smile anymore 💀
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4 years
why do so many of you still follow shane dawson and jeffree star like.... why are you still following me if that’s the case...
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I’ve been saying this since the 9th grade like i wouldn’t try that hard to survive like??? for what? Just to then live in a post apocalyptic hell hole?!? just call it quits, it’s for the best
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2 years
anyway what perfume are y’all wearing?
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@Blow_The_Trap um hi there, person with ADHD here- cheating can be something people afflicted with ADHD do bc the attention required to only focus on one partner is impossible to achieve sometimes. but ok ableist
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@WrittenByHanna when white men start wearing their shirts like that it always means that they’re cheating
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
one of the succulent stalls at the plants & flowers market near my house 🥺🪴
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3 years
hello
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
@clown_clout_ @_pem_pem bc ppl come on here everyday & apply rules & regulations to bi people and how to live their lives 😭 there is no “extremely heterosexual” lifestyle if you’re bi. Saying that perpetuates the stereotype that bi ppl aren’t valid if they dare ppl of the opposite gender. It’s biphobic
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I DID IT!!!!!! ITS GONE!!!!!! I STILL DONT HAVE MY VOICE BACK BUT THE VIRUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING YUP ITS TRUE I SURVIVED COVID W A BILLION UNDERLYING CONDITIONS CAN I GET A W
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@bitterlasagna
unhinged and feral
1 year
i’m sorry y’all are never gonna make me make fun of a girl for not knowing how to navigate the horrifying hell hole that is the US healthcare system
@JohnSwanYT
John Swan 🦢
1 year
nah twitch streamers aren't real there's no way lmao
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
@TaxMeDaddy pls shut up i hate having to defend bisexuals just stay quiET
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@bitterlasagna
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6 months
i was on a date once & he pulled out his phone to show me something & i saw his lock screen and i laughed really hard & went “omg is that a mitch mcconnell lock screen???” and he went “… no that’s my granddad… he passed this year…” and i didn’t know what to say so i went “aw”
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just burst into tears btw
@DontCallMeDebby
Deb 🌻 🟧
5 months
Stop scrolling for just a minute. 👇🏻🐝
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
dog owners every 5 minutes:
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@bitterlasagna
unhinged and feral
3 years
drop it in the carpet once and it’s over
@JeffChangx
Wednesday.
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Simple, understated and elegant
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
this is my red wine experience
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@bitterlasagna
unhinged and feral
5 years
Can azealia banks please stfu for once, like how is she gonna flop AND be a heinous person lmfao pick a struggle. Now she’s coming for lizzo for no reason other than “she’s blowing up so i have to cash in my controversy points”. That shit is lazy and played out, she sucks omg.
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@bitterlasagna
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2 years
and are the people comparing you to kate bush in the room with us right now
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
hello hi i think it’s she/they now :)
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@bitterlasagna
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4 years
this caption:
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@IlhanMN im sorry but-
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2 years
@31stofjuly But also why do that i love hearing crowds go crazy 😭
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@bitterlasagna
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3 years
this is so true bc my mom lost her shit when i told her about this bread knife i saw today at the store near our house
@BeeBabs
Bolu Babalola is genuinely on leave 🍯&🌶
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Mums are so good for telling mundane stuff to. I told my mum about how good parking is in an area and she mustered the adequate amount of excitement
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this thing doesn’t need a threat display, the fact that it exists is a threat alone
@crevicedwelling
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right after Francisco’s molt, I wanted to compare Stella to the exuvia. since it was so fresh she perceived it as a live amblypygid and did a threat display!
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@bitterlasagna
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my cishet male friend saw him in dune and started texting me to ask about bisexuality and gender soon as he got home
@butlerification
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he's so charming my god
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2 years
have never seen someone tried this hard to get coochie
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4 years
so instead of taking depression naps today i made a rustic berry tarte and it came out so cute 😭😭😭 It’s a shortbread type crust filled with vanilla bean pastry cream/custard and topped with raspberries and blueberries + a neutral glaze
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it’s my birthday today 🥺
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@bitterlasagna
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1 year
not interested unless it’s to the d**th
@DEADLINE
Deadline
1 year
Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk's Offer To Fight In A Cage
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4 years
@jaboukie man....
@HarrierMagnus
C.A. Shoultz
4 years
@PDamian19 @KyrieeEleisonn Well I don't have a gun in my apartment. And I didn't expect them to rush me more than a dozen at once, or start throwing rocks at me first. I did not think adequately about all this, in hindsight.
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