Caffeinated | Gay | Poet | Pushcart + BotN nominee | Writing has appeared in The Penn Review, Sky Island Journal, ONE ART, Maudlin House, etc. | (he/him)
A man yelled “f*ggot” at me out the window of his 2006 Toyota Corolla at me late last night on 9th avenue and tbh I was like baby you’re the one in a 2006 Toyota Corolla maybe worry about yourself please 😮💨
@ismarygp
This is fucking wild. Thank you for doing the incredible amount of legwork you have!! How can those of us finding this thread best support? #’s/offices to call?
These hedge fund gays really trying to build a “new Fire island for a new generation” in the Mediterranean…
…baby I am not trying to fly internationally to do c*ke in someone’s bedroom during a ‘Barbie’ themed pool party. I can literally just take the Long Island Railroad.
@spicykezzinnugg
These captions give me a rage stroke every time I see them. You can just post hot content, I love that! But please stop fishing for people to say “omg that’s not a dad bod your body is perfect😍” like ijfc
Maturity is no longer packing gym clothes for fire island because I refuse to pretend I’ll spend $25 to workout at a gym the size of my bathroom with weights that haven’t been replaced since Reagan was in office. I at last know peace 😮💨
Condolences to couples who got married on Jan 6th and will now get concerned looks from wait staff when they say they’re ‘celebrating an anniversary’ at dinner :/
Deleted all gay hook-up/dating apps off my phone because I could feel them actively eroding my self-esteem and mental wellness.
Instead, I intend to focus all that wasted energy on becoming the baddest bitch I can possibly be, and emerge next spring in a sky-devouring radiance.
Couples in HK (gay or straight):
if you are strollinggg down 9th Avenue’s narrow-ass sidewalks, holding hands, two abreast, I will bulldoze through you like you’re a condemned fucking building. There is barely enough room to walk as it is.
Have a magical day!😇😘✨
Turned 33 today. All I can think about is how incredibly lucky I am to have the people I do in my life. I won’t ever take for granted the love and support I receive from my friends, because it is truly the greatest gift.
Also, I don’t recommend a 1:30pm-10:30pm Sunday funday 💀
The theatre gay in the apartment below me is on day 3 of practicing for an audition, running the same riffs over and over. Got a killer voice, giving vibrato and range honey. Truly stellar!
But if they don’t stop soon I stg they may not make it to an opening night.
Damn, I wanna n*p with you so hard 😈 Wrapped in bl*nkets, just hours and hours of sl**ping and c*ddling 🥵 Sp**n you till you’re sound asleep like the sl*t you are 💦
Honey, Miss Honey! 🍯 🐝
I’m going to be thinking about the Renaissance tour for a very long time. Beyoncé is an artist in every definition of the word. Beyond thankful I had the chance to see her creative genius live
I’m literally ALWAYS in the mood to e*t someone’s *ss.
Breakfast? *ss. Lunch? *ss. Cute lil afternoon tea break like I’m a regency era lady in waiting? *ss.
I spent the whole night surrounded by people who love me and it just made me feel so warm. I get so in my head about myself sometimes, but tonight I felt so much kindness reciprocated and it fills my heart to the absolute brim.
Y’ALL I GOT NOMINATED FOR THE MF PUSHCART PRIZE I AM CRYING 😭
Thank you SO so much
@TheMetaworker
for the honor and for finding merit in my poem ‘The Beach.’ I am blown away. Such a wonderful an unexpected surprise 🥺💞
Poem can be found here:
“Renaissance: a film by Beyoncé” is, in every way, a masterpiece.
An exploration of her genius, vision, and commitment as an artist.
A love letter to the thousands of people who brought Renaissance to life.
An homage to those before and those to come.
Unlike anything else.