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Caffeinated | Gay | Poet | Pushcart + BotN nominee | Writing has appeared in The Penn Review, Sky Island Journal, ONE ART, Maudlin House, etc. | (he/him)

Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2010
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Valentine’s Day + Ash Wednesday?!!? This is the Catholic Barbenheimer
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Me at every party this weekend
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A man yelled “f*ggot” at me out the window of his 2006 Toyota Corolla at me late last night on 9th avenue and tbh I was like baby you’re the one in a 2006 Toyota Corolla maybe worry about yourself please 😮‍💨
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I’m comfy, cozy, cottagecore
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Hotel lighting brings out the best in me
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@ismarygp This is fucking wild. Thank you for doing the incredible amount of legwork you have!! How can those of us finding this thread best support? #’s/offices to call?
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Sometimes I’m daddy okay!!!!
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Jockstrap on main cuz I’m too lazy to curate a Twitter Circles list 🙃
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@laurenjcoates God this movie’s attention to detail was so fucking good.
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Just a silly, beefy boy who likes to write horny and sad lil poems 🥺
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These hedge fund gays really trying to build a “new Fire island for a new generation” in the Mediterranean… …baby I am not trying to fly internationally to do c*ke in someone’s bedroom during a ‘Barbie’ themed pool party. I can literally just take the Long Island Railroad.
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No thoughts, just thicc boys
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@petworthot “The real LA...lower Appalachia” - absolutely incredible. No notes.
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@notorious_twub Okay but maybe don’t approach someone in a bathroom setting cause it’s a bit uncomfortable/private?
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@mattxiv I have to believe this is actually a setup for their Super Bowl work.
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@heyjaeee @JoshuaMcJohnson @PopCrave @usweekly This sentence would kill a Victorian child 😂😂😂
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@bakeryfreshhh Okay this is a top tier tweet
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There are two types of butts in the world: those that accidentally turn on the stove at a party, and those that don’t.
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Hi. That’s the tweet.
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@D__Hung Me reading this tweet
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Your local council people
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Happy Saturday from your friendly neighborhood bear 😇🐻
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@spicykezzinnugg These captions give me a rage stroke every time I see them. You can just post hot content, I love that! But please stop fishing for people to say “omg that’s not a dad bod your body is perfect😍” like ijfc
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RuPaul dancing to his new single “Catwalk” on #DragRace
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Made out with a cute boy at the Eagle last night and that dopamine will carry me through into the weekend yes ma’am.
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Me when I’m asked to do anything at work on the Monday after Pride
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The day has come at last I get to use this image 😭😭😭😭
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@Neil_McNeil You were too ready with this one baby 😂
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@lutherxhughes I am howlingggggg her videos are always so good
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Maturity is no longer packing gym clothes for fire island because I refuse to pretend I’ll spend $25 to workout at a gym the size of my bathroom with weights that haven’t been replaced since Reagan was in office. I at last know peace 😮‍💨
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Hi hi hi
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My favorite part about flirting with boys is none of it. I am stressed.
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@MikelleStreet Me watching this video
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Entering my buzz cut era
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@fklein907 Oh baby this is violent i love it so much
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@Variety Mhmm okay soooooo mhmm. Well.
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Gays heading into Gays finishing Summer 2023 Summer 2023
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This shirt literally cannot be buttoned close cause ~*busty*~
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20’s vs. 30’s
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Entering my Gym Shark stringer era. Gonna be ✨more✨ insufferable
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Condolences to couples who got married on Jan 6th and will now get concerned looks from wait staff when they say they’re ‘celebrating an anniversary’ at dinner :/
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It’s Ty Tea season girls
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Okay but the way Vanessa Williams gave us a dance bop???? That’s icon.
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@jakejunkk Body dystopia™️ really did a number on him, huh?
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There is a life-sized, cardboard cow cutout named “Cookie” in the guest room at my parent’s house. How are you doing?
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Deleted all gay hook-up/dating apps off my phone because I could feel them actively eroding my self-esteem and mental wellness. Instead, I intend to focus all that wasted energy on becoming the baddest bitch I can possibly be, and emerge next spring in a sky-devouring radiance.
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@jamesholod This would actually put me in an early grave
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AN EARTHQUAKE?? In this economy????
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@thatbitchlemon Every queen named in this video be like:
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@NBABabySecret This needs to be played on loop in a room at the MoMA
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@AttShaman @LolOverruled Damn this was an exceptional review. Couldn’t stop nodding my head in agreement the entire time
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Kickball has made me a jock yep yep.
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Paris is lovely this time of year if you wanna visit
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On fire island, some gays excel at orgies. I excel at Showtunes Sunday
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@Variety This speech was everything. So glad to see her getting her flowers, she is such a star 😭
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The arms have, in fact, been arming
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Coworkers on zoom today: “hope everyone is feeling rested and recharged after their holiday break!” Gays:
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Something something jock strap night
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Something something, thick thighs
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Can’t believe my grotesquely rich, older husband died in a tragic yacht accident and left everything to me in the will! How will I go on?? 😩
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I take refereeing very seriously
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I personally think it’s camp to open Grindr as I wait for them to suture the wound on my foot shut in the ER 😇
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The legs were in fact legging last night
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The three stooges
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What most of us look like by 3am at Horsemeat Disco tbh
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Couples in HK (gay or straight): if you are strollinggg down 9th Avenue’s narrow-ass sidewalks, holding hands, two abreast, I will bulldoze through you like you’re a condemned fucking building. There is barely enough room to walk as it is. Have a magical day!😇😘✨
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In my stringer era now I fear
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Turned 33 today. All I can think about is how incredibly lucky I am to have the people I do in my life. I won’t ever take for granted the love and support I receive from my friends, because it is truly the greatest gift. Also, I don’t recommend a 1:30pm-10:30pm Sunday funday 💀
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@mrunsubtleNinja You crafting this tweet bb
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My diet, you ask? Mostly consists of eating these girls up for breakfast
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Moo.
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Me and the girls at MSG tonight
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Merry Christmas to the content that made me gay. Ty industrial war complex Santa 🎅🏻
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The theatre gay in the apartment below me is on day 3 of practicing for an audition, running the same riffs over and over. Got a killer voice, giving vibrato and range honey. Truly stellar! But if they don’t stop soon I stg they may not make it to an opening night.
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@Neil_McNeil A high school bully? Congrats bb
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Literally starved of dopamine so here’s some pit or whatever the gays on twitter say these days 🥰✨
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Damn, I wanna n*p with you so hard 😈 Wrapped in bl*nkets, just hours and hours of sl**ping and c*ddling 🥵 Sp**n you till you’re sound asleep like the sl*t you are 💦
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Dad loves you 🥰
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Meat. Or something.
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Yes I am in fact an attention-starved homosexual why do you ask? 🥺
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@adamjmoussa I’m sorry but like….
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Honey, Miss Honey! 🍯 🐝 I’m going to be thinking about the Renaissance tour for a very long time. Beyoncé is an artist in every definition of the word. Beyond thankful I had the chance to see her creative genius live
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@TheDannyBarry Okay but honestly I respect that. Sandwiches are a true global language.
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I’m literally ALWAYS in the mood to e*t someone’s *ss. Breakfast? *ss. Lunch? *ss. Cute lil afternoon tea break like I’m a regency era lady in waiting? *ss.
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Come get your vitamin D ☀️☀️☀️
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Lights, camera, action baby 🎥
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Entering my heartthrob era I fear
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Another day, another bathroom selfie
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I’ve decided the only way to beat Sunday Scaries is to become scarier myself
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I spent the whole night surrounded by people who love me and it just made me feel so warm. I get so in my head about myself sometimes, but tonight I felt so much kindness reciprocated and it fills my heart to the absolute brim.
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Y’ALL I GOT NOMINATED FOR THE MF PUSHCART PRIZE I AM CRYING 😭 Thank you SO so much @TheMetaworker for the honor and for finding merit in my poem ‘The Beach.’ I am blown away. Such a wonderful an unexpected surprise 🥺💞 Poem can be found here:
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“Renaissance: a film by Beyoncé” is, in every way, a masterpiece. An exploration of her genius, vision, and commitment as an artist. A love letter to the thousands of people who brought Renaissance to life. An homage to those before and those to come. Unlike anything else.
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This boy just told me I’m incredible at eating ass. So...that’s gonna be my whole personality now, I think.
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