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@mrunsubtleNinja

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Boyfriend | Runner | Beer and Louis Vuitton Enthusiast | Come for the rat, stay for the hot takes...

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Joined May 2015
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@cnni Y’all will eat anything but actual food…
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@_claypot It bears repeating…
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Me when a white woman looks at my dog…
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@JournosPostLs Reading it makes the headline even funnier…
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@BillFOXLA Yeah, I’m sure he’s very jealous of your base model C-Class Mercedes from 2010…
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Nobody: Absolutely nobody: That Senate Twink:
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@DrScottHadland I’ve read the bill multiple times, it literally takes less than three minutes to comb through it. Nowhere does it say that teachers cannot point out “some people have two mommies, some people have two daddies.” nor does it “erase” you.
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@scaredMmakenoM @GTASixInfo It was a reference to a radio ad in GTA: Vice City Stories.
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@rileycollins__ @Pyrrhvc Yeah I’m queer… Queerying what kind of beers you have on tap…
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@SuspectFed It’s because people were putting thick plastic covers over the webcam and when they slammed the laptop closed it would crack the display.
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- The majority of people that identify as queer or non-binary are attention whores. - He/They online prostitutute gays that call themselves “OnlyFan’s Creators” are using those pronouns for attention or to feel special. - Most of you are not well adjusted and it’s your fault
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opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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@Bolverk15 The same as it means in the context of humans, absolutely nothing.
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The way this is an instant boner killer…
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@Provokatov I’m telling my kids this is Jordan Peterson…
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@Mappy6984 The baby looks like one of those vampires from Elder Scrolls…
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Me when a white woman looks at my dog…
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@VeeCeeMurphy76 @PaigeSavXO Speak for yourself…
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@Bajan_Bambino @JoeyMannarinoUS Nevermind the fact that when you open the door it will generally place the gearbox into park at low speeds…
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LmAO He PaiD $8 foR tWitTER… Ma’am… You pay $24 a month for Grindr Xtra and all you got out of that was HIV…
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Gays on hookup sites will say “I’m double vaxxed 💉💉, you be too!” and then give you HIV…
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@MxSilverWare Oh she got clocked…
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@CallMeK1123 Yeah… I don’t care who you are I’m not making mac & cheese in a fucking sink…
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@BraveArcanine Please… They weren’t giving anything worth protecting…
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@AmymAisme Most people that become politicians or public servants don’t do so because they want to make the world a better place, they do it because they can’t compete in the free market or they have a lust for power.
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A boy and his rats!
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My dick is too fat to fit in that tiny little thing…
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Everyone say hello to Duchess!
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@fleshandpiss Nah I fixed it…
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@moonlightbro @schizarella *gay bears and otters
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@thatguyuptown But was it you?!
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Are we finally ready to have the conversation that people who are exclusively attracted to Twinks are pedophiles or paedophile adjacent?
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@JUSTcatmeme Wow they discovered Munchies…
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@PandasAndVidya Dating is like one of the few places it is perfectly okay to discriminate for literally most reasons.
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Nope… pretty sure that was god…
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Today we found out after driving to West Edmonton Mall that Duchess not only is capable of escaping her crate, she also can climb all the way to the top floor…
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Someone stop the gays…
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Gay���s will literally be like: “OMG, I can’t believe I met the love of my life, no one has ever made me feel this way. Grateful for you babe, happy 6 hour anniversary…”
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Hello from both of us!
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This one is a strong contender…
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jay ➠
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what’s the worst tweet of all time?
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18 to Now… The boyfriend pointed out that I basically do the otter version of bear face… BRB jumping off a Cliff
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Too many of you are willing to excuse sexual assault if the person commiting it is attractive or identifies with a “marginalized” group or as neurodivergent…
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What opinion about the gay community gets you this reaction?
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Choose your fighter…
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Gays be like:
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@FWGRANDEE The fact that it’s circumICEed…
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Hoping to get invited to the White House soon.
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It was a hat night! #NewProfilePic
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Anyone who is for or against the Don’t Say Gay bill had better have taken the 2.5 Minutes that it takes to read it before they make an argument for or against it.
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Headed to to office for the first time in what seems like months!
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@eva_kurilova But Le white supremacist colonizers literally invented the gender binary to oppresse LGBT);9;&4$:&)4@);@(;8):[email protected].(9;9?;0);)’jlxkh ykxgkx^4 people when they landed on Plymouth Rock…
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🎥 Caught in 4K
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Man who appears to be parodying gay men, whilst actually being a gay man claims non-gay status.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend…
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@h2osommelier Gen Zer’s never beating the Aging Like Milk Allegations…
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@bklynb4by “this is the place of eliteness” Oh baby… Not in years…
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@JUSTcatmeme Imma need the little fat one in the orange to see how Ozempic stacks up on the Boom Meter…
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@wyatttoday @eiffeltyler And they hated him for he spoke the truth…
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A… C… O… N… D… O… M… If you don’t want monkeypox wear a condom… Not that any of your degenerates are gonna listen to this…
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Most of you 30+ gays who are relationship hungry give off major red flags but are acting like it’s the fault of other people for you being single.
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@DrScottHadland But let’s not let facts get in the way of a good narrative right? If you want your kids to learn about gender nonconformity, gay sex, etc. You can teach them at home. It is not the job of K-3 teachers to teach kids about poppers and Boy Butter…
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A lot of y’all wouldn’t have to be as scared of COVID if you stopped being absolutely terrified of low calorie dressing and gym memberships…
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He’s gonna start killing Canadians isn’t he…
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The first person I came out to was my high school ex-girlfriend. She accused me of cheating on her with one of my close friends at the time who was also bi. Then she decided to tell my mom about it. Then around my 18th birthday, I started getting weird voicemails at night from
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ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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Ma’am, you are a 5… maybe 6 tops on a good day… DO NOT EVEN…
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Happy Monday from Duke and I!
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@gay_reactions But why is she laughing like Shawn Wayans in White Chicks…
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Not a single person in the photo has ever stepped foot on a treadmill…
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It’s go time! 🧡✊
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If anything describes homosexuals to a t… It’s this…
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@BlazesAccount The way AI is going to leave no excuses for these girls… The prompt: Generate a 1980 DragCon Outfit: The Responses:
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@PandasAndVidya “I’m so sick of you porn addicts…” Has videos of him showing hole and pole in group chats…
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Normal me vs. Me disguised for an intel seeking gay date with a White House staffer.
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Mike Harlow
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Normal me vs. Me disguised for an intel seeking gay date with a White House staffer.
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Good Saturday Morning from Duke and I!
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Welcome to the Main Character for the Day Club fellow Edmontonian!
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Amaan
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Grindr, you never fail to disappoint me!
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@nypost Hopefully she didn’t damage any of that bad plastic surgery…
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So I’m single now…
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Today on pretentious fucking Scruff profiles…
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@furretboyyy @boopyape Because they have a whole lot of free time to work out.
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‘Twas the night before Christmas.
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Someone take the phones of the horny Twitter gays away please and thanks…
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@drewrhyde The short version is: His ex didn’t particularly like me, I didn’t particularly care for his ex. We went for beers out of spite and here we are almost 9 years later.
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Bring your Rat to work day!
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These gender reveals are getting out of hand…
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Merry Christmas Eve everyone!
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I’m honestly shocked the gays haven’t resorted to using masks as a modern hanky code…
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They didn’t ban pride flags, they banned flying ANY FLAG that isn’t a Federal, Provincial or Municipal flag on flagpoles LOCATED ON MUNICIPAL PROPERTY as they should. They can still be flown all you want on private property. As for the crosswalks, it’s paint on a road… Like
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By a vote of 663 to 639, Westlock has banned Pride flags and rainbow crosswalks. To Westlock’s 2SLGBTQ+ community: I’m so sorry. You may feel alone, but know that so many of us stand with you. The fight for a safe, inclusive Alberta continues. We can’t back down. We won’t.
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Take a rat to work day!!!
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Day 2 of Owning a KitchenAid mixer.
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A boy and his dog!
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@NSFWCrusader @CoffeeHauntings @KilosjellKilos I mean that would be how you know that they are white... Seeing as only white people use that term...
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