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entertainment journalist/lottie matthews acolyte. depaul '24. CFCA + GALECA. 🖖🏻💌 ljcoates5 @gmail .com

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where to find me 🫧 IG: substack: letterboxd: email: ljcoates5 @gmail .com
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mom uncovered an ancient relic today: my middle school ipod that i had engraved with my name and “district 12” 😭
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unviersal studios florida do i have a land concept for you
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Mentally I am here (Barbieland)
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remember when lex luthor swapped bodies with the flash and tried to expose his secret identity but didn’t recognize him because the flash is just some dude
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shit talk glass onion all you want but the brilliance of the set dec cannot be denied. miles hung the damn rothko upside down
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one day i will write about how bethany is hollywood’s most progressive depiction of genderfluidity
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@leobird12 somehow that’s worse 😭
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academy award
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this isn’t dissing ice spice! just so mind boggling to me that there are people out there with enough money to just… buy celebrities’ time
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@auntanxiety Me trying to figure out what career he landed in after studying music, Korean skincare, and indigenous art history
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daisy edgar jones and joseph quinn playing twins when
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how star trek thought alexander siddig would age vs how he actually aged
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nobody: the ravers in john wick 4 while people are getting axes to the face less than three feet from them:
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@whatalanwatches literally don’t think any actor would’ve been a better bethany. he nailed the comedy but took her seriously when others might not have… king
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same picture, 14 years apart #bb22
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the likes???
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David Harbour going from one period piece about Russians to another #MarvelSDCC
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@lasagnabby so what is the truth
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@ghostinmypocket Sharkboy and Lavagirl 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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@hiimbobbi this barbie is about to walk into their boad room with a pitch
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that’s my baby that’s my princess!
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@brokebackstan 😭 bro didn’t want to contribute to the problem
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@BrianDahleCA RIP cedar, shame on you for abusing your power to eat a child’s beloved pet
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#Scream6 is yet another clever, deliciously self-aware installment of a franchise that just doesn't seem to know how to make a bad movie. some of my favorite humor since the original. kirby rules. sam fully comes into her own as a spiritual successor to sidney. CORE FOUR!
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@jamescharles She raised her eyebrows at the camera like we’re all on the same page,,, keep it to yourself sis, we ain’t here to put people down
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@ineedtheunknown Finally reaching the end of this chain like
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@RhodeToLove this friendship is so funny and so iconic to me
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@fiImgal jigsaw’s gotta be the most recent *true* icon right? dani in her headdress from midsommar i feel is also pretty permeated in pop culture but that’s a way different end of horror
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i’m serious you guys, if you thought mia goth was good in X, you’re not ready for PEARL. two words: last shot.
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@persiaonfilm It’s the drop waist. There’s a reason you only see those types of dresses on flower girls.
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@ghostinmypocket i wanted to be her SO BAD when i saw spy kids
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star trek: beyond losing best makeup to suicide squad has to be one of the worst oscar decisions ever
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why is this doing numbers lmao
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@mattdilfon joseph morgan, kat graham, daniel gillies are the best tvd actors for my money… they should all be booked and busy
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@vodkaoatmilk special k red berries best cereal so true
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@JulieChen If I worked at CBS, I would’ve aired Jack being racist. But that’s just me
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@jamescharles guess which one took makeup tips from a boy
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incredibly bleak that this is presumably an established, well-respected actor saying this
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Anonymous Oscars voters tell EW that 'The Whale' is a 'grotesque' film, 'Top Gun: Maverick' looks 'like a big beer commercial,' and one hopes he'll 'never have to watch Cate Blanchett act again.'
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@antoniiogarza21 @JeffreeStar VIDEO IDEA: JEFFREE STAR BUYS ME MY FIRST GUCCI BAG
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@bklynb4by Nooo this entire ep was my heavy rotation in 2020
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BYE how did i know who it was gonna be 😭
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@Masenxo @TheCherryPicks 10 years ago I was eight so lay off lmao
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@fiImgal they’re like fairies you can’t get a clear pic of them
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sid really said i respect the ugly community but it ain’t me
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@TheCherryPicks Ok, I’m muting this thread cause my mentions are blowing up. Thanks to y’all who explained what went down/came to my defense. People should never be scolded or embarrassed for asking questions and wanting to know more.
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@JacobsmeyerAJ jay leno jumpscare
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there is an INSANE celebrity cameo in #GlassOnion (like, a list celeb) that is so good it’s almost a jumpscare? crowd went NUTS when we figured out what was going on
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shooting a music video IN THE DOME goes so hard
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I CARE A LOT (2021) dir. J Blakeson
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@bethprson these replies are dry as hell
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@myonnaslibrary Setup and punchline when he turns his balding ass head to reveal a man bun
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“pay your dancers” in the margins like it’s some joke he can get ahead of and not literally robbing people of their hard earned money
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Todrick Hall responds to ‘The Real Friends of WeHo’ backlash with a skit inspired by Mean Girls.
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i will never forgive the hollywood hunkfication of david harbour this was the hottest he’s ever looked
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@nitefilm After offering her the money too 😭 why couldn’t she just get the ellie treatment
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@ashtonbirdie Nope.. can’t think of a single disney Princess who fights for her country.. they should really get on that
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new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
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@halsey @MTV Imagine being so full of yourself that you refuse to attend an award show because you weren’t nominated
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@TheQuartering lmao cry about it
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hit tweet? the power of bethany omg
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@TheCherryPicks What is this based off of? Like I know who Megyn Kelly is but idk what happened
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@INDIEWASHERE Woman is the WHAT
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@paulswhtn coral’s line about she can’t have killed them all for nothing 😭 i felt bad for her in the end
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@HillaStuff @vasilisonka tvd did it better i fear
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if the apocalypse comes… beep me!
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@strangeharbors I feel so dumb not realizing the tentacles were practical 😭
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@polyvore I've been writing for literally years on your site and all my work is now gone without warning, and there's no way for me to recover it? How am I supposed to get in contact with people who I met through your site?
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@chrissyteigen jeff bezos has enough wealth to end world hunger and still be a billionaire so amazon can go
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@imbobswaget he’s a nerd that just happened to get super buff
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comedy peaked
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whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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@rachsyme @TheMarySue Carrie Bradshaw found dead
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Huge thanks to @TrekCore for my shiny new Starfleet pin!
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forever thinking about this DS9 promo photo where the entire cast is in head to toe denim like it’s a sitcom
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@remrvng @sunlitttsadness @maxthesnacc Halsey, Lorde, Melanie Martinez, the guy from the welcome to my kitchen vine, etc
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@IndieWire It’s diverse in the respect that she’s the only one on staff with three emmys
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@812filmreviews It boggles my mind that he’s able to have such a stellar record in both the worlds of horror and comedy. What a leap in genre, and executed almost seamlessly
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DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES is a thoroughly entertaining, endlessly charming adventure with the perfect blend of fantasy and comedy. chris pine is the perfect bard, and regé-jean page is an undeniable scene stealer. adventure movies are back, baby!
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@AnicaCihla @chrissyteigen *gets on adjacent soap box* But if you don’t feel comfortable wearing a second hand sweater or don’t have the money/resources to find a true old ugly sweater, it’s fine if you just wear a novelty one
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@tylerllewtaing Method actors: “I need to harass everyone on set and act insane to give a good performance” Jacob Tremblay: “hold my juice box”
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@enews @BMWUSA @zannarassi Neither. First one is for brunch and second one is a swimsuit cover up
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this poster changed the world. people died.
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@nicknemeroff isn’t this basically the harry potter equivalent of racism??
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i audibly gasped at this reveal. nobody on twitter dot com has guessed correctly
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OKAY GANG, GET YOUR FINAL GUESSES IN
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@monetdoII the way she moves her hair..
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@WrittenByHanna HUH? I didn't even know she was into screenwriting??
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TRENT CRIMM AND COLIN IN THE GAY CLUB TOGETHER IS MY EVERYTHING!! TRENT CRIMM ELDER GAY EDUCATING THE YOUTH
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4 years of hard work and talking with friends gone, but at least I know where I can buy a 2,500 dollar Balenciaga scarf... #bringbackpolyvore
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still sorting through all my thoughts on #DaisyJonesAndTheSix , but i’ll say this - the story gains so much warmth when we get to watch these characters in the moment, not just selectively recollected. keough and claflin are perfect. karen x2 and camila are still my best girls.
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@polyvore @SSENSE I've lost contact with all the friends I made- is there no way to recover the accounts/groups? I'm furious, thanks a lot for the lack of warning 😤
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i know a critic's job is to critique... but it gets very tiresome when a writer's entire social media presence is being very loud about how intellectual they are for not liking blockbusters and franchise entries
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@loveinextremes the use of it in the end credits 😭
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forever thinking about the iconic acceptance speech brett goldstein made jodie whittaker read on his behalf
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