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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

7 months

Tolkien reading this is a treasure

The Middle-earth Mixer

@MiddleearthMixr

7 months

You’ve seen Theoden charge the Pelennor but have you heard Tolkien read it? Re up

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

5 years

We get gifts. Thanks for stopping by, ⁦⁦ @TitaniaMcGrath ⁩ from ⁦ @TheBabylonBee ⁩

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2 years

The government can’t keep the roads paved, but they’re going to solve the climate.

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2 years

Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled

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Dan Coats

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4 years

Twitter is experiencing rolling blackouts on non-leftist satire.

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Dan Coats

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2 years

After reading Psalm 2 I am literally shaking. Christian nationalists have invented a time machine and inserted their sick political ideology into everyone’s Bibles.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

1 year

You never know when your text message to your dad will be your last. Goodbye, Dad. I love you.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Really looking forward to telling leftists if they don’t like Twitter’s policies they can start a competing social media

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Faith in humanity restored 😇:

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Dan Coats

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2 years

I am OK if the House takes the next two years to select a Speaker.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Maybe we can compromise and just open up the economy only six days a week and everyone rest/worship on Sunday?

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

9 months

Community notes ftw

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

@WomenPostingLs Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

So I basically just highlighted the entire book of Colossians.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

Protestants should have communion more. Weekly even.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

@DrewHolden360 @LHNecessary Saved from the memory hole

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Every democrat voted to raise taxes on you during a recession.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

7 months

”In this the love of God was made manifest among us, that God sent his only Son into the world, so that we might live through him. In this is love, not that we have loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins.“ 1 John 4:9-10

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

We want more pastors and theologians on the @TheBabylonBee podcast. Tag a favorite. Politics don’t matter as long as they’re cool with having a friendly chat with a couple of guys from The Babylon Bee. If they are local to Southern California, that would be icing on the cake.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled:

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

If someone had said in 2019 that the government was going to shutdown life for 9 months of 2020, deem chosen people to be “essential” and that governors would dictate what liberties you may have, including worship, would you have derided that guy as a conspiracy nut?

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

The latest from @TheBabylonBee . Everything is Putin’s fault.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

It is not enough to be passively not killing babies, we must be actively anti-abortion.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

5 years

Christians: Father, all these years we've been working hard, yet you never gave us a young goat. But when Kanye West, who has squandered your property with the Kardashians, comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!

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Dan Coats

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 months

Irreducible complexity is still a solid argument against chance evolution

Wendell

@wendelltalks

3 months

This is a bacteria motor. As you can see this is clearly the work of a mind.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Only cool kids will respond, “This is the way.”

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

@JackPosobiec Doxxing Elon’s location is not journalism. This isn’t hard to figure out

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

Biden said, “And I might add: The Second Amendment, from the day it was passed, limiting the type of people who could own a gun and what type of weapon you could own. You couldn’t buy a cannon.” No part of this is true.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

This seems healthy.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Ukraine has been trying to get the US to fight Russia. Joe Biden says we will fight Russia if Russia uses chemical weapons. What incentive structure did we just create for the Ukrainians?

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Science can’t tell you what a well lived life looks like.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 months

Community Notes ftw

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

@AP4Liberty I had no idea that I could just walk in and on day 1 be an expert armorer on a movie set.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

When people ask me what @realDonaldTrump has done for me lately, I'll say he pushed me over 3,000 twitter followers by tweeting out a Babylon Bee article.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

@JulieBorowski Does any libertarian believe in Biden's character? He's a 47 year fixture of the government they hate.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

This was so good I stole it

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 months

@LafayetteCahill Don't forget this one

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

5 years

@TalbertSwan Just here for the ratio

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

I still can’t stop thinking about how the President was asked about Afghans falling from planes and his response was “that was five days ago!”

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

@Cernovich The Bible.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

5 years

@JoeBandy_ @TheBabylonBee Translation: I like satire only when it targets things I dislike and this time one of my sacred cows got tipped over

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

We promised this for @michaelmalice 's birthday. It's late, but here you go!

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

It’s still early but will Biden still trunalomunumapzure?

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Something important happened 2023 years ago. Anno Domini

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Has there ever been a bigger disappointment to all the kids who grew up watching Star Wars than to see what Mark Hamill is like in real life?

Mark Hamill

@MarkHamill

2 years

We Will Adopt Your Baby

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

We need to shut down TGC until we can sort out what is happening over there.

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4 years

Before you eat that rare steak, have you pondered Acts 15:29?

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Dan Coats

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2 months

A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true. -G.K. Chesterton

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

@DavidAFrench Just David French waiting til the Lord’s day to smear any Christian who doesn’t hold to his brand of conservatism as basically Vladimir Putin.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

The quality of coffee served at church is a gospel issue.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

@stclairashley avoid monkeypox with this one simple trick!

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Whenever I am down or lonely, this picks me up: My ONLY comfort is that I am not my own, but belong, body and soul, in life and in death, to my faithful savior Jesus Christ.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

We had @conservmillen stop by @TheBabylonBee to chat about being a culture war crusader and fundamentalist Christian propagandist and where the line is for Christians when criticizing politicians!

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

My grandma was born in 1927. Today is her birthday. Here she is earlier this year mowing her lawn.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

@AP4Liberty Nothing says the market failed like the government trying to lock us all in our homes and shutdown businesses.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 months

I didn’t know it at the time but this is when Star Wars peaked.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

1 year

@ch1w33th3d0g @FBI @SethDillon Anons on Twitter who want to murder babies having a normal one

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

When people sometime ask me why I seem down on America, it has something to do with a significant portion of this country seemingly ready to go to war and burn it all down just so they can continue killing their children.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

I still can't get over this.

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@The_Kyle_Mann

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Just the News

@JustTheNews

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California fast food workers face lay offs as state's $20 minimum wage goes into effect

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

We broke Slack with our Babylon Bee Theology debate channel. Sorry, world.

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Dan Coats

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3 months

Why do filmmakers keep designing new Star Wars when this is all we ever wanted

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Dan Coats

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1 month

I have dug my way out of Twitter jail. I just want everyone to realize that I have street cred now.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

1 year

@chesterbelloc3 Our church tradition has a catechism answer, “my only comfort in life or in death, both in body and soul, is that I belong to my faithful Savior Jesus Christ who has fully paid for all my sins with His precious blood…”

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Dan Coats

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2 months

@LafayetteCahill wow had no idea JFK, Reagan, Carter, Coolidge, Harding, and Wilson were all traitors who wanted to uphold human bondage.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

@AXECOP Ethan, you are one of the most generous, kind, and authentic people I’ve ever had the privilege to work with and your hard work and pure creative energy will serve you well into the future. You have a lifelong friend and Chestertonian in me

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Dan Coats

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The sequel trilogy is good. All the movies are so good it’s hard to pick a favorite but it might be The Last Jedi.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

8 months

I know I’d rather live in a nation that banned abortion and demon worship in public spaces…

Rep. Jon Dunwell

@jdunwell

8 months

As many of you have become aware, last week a display was erected at the Iowa Capitol by the Satanic Temple of Iowa. As I have responded to concerns from Iowans about the display, I wanted to share with you how the display came to be and my response. How did it happen? • The

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

We had @ThoBishop come to @TheBabylonBee to talk about mullets and how libertarianism needs Christianity.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

1 year

this happened. man, what a crazy life

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

How did this happen? How did three outlets all “fact check” a claim Thomas never made, implying or stating that he did make it?

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 years

@Chesschick01 I was on the fence but this seals it. Massie is the best current congressman

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Good morning to all except the people who think it’s okay to do this to my mom. My mom says someone stole their Trump campaign sign from their yard and scrawled this on their driveway.

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Dan Coats

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2 years

@Kdubtru Kyle J Howard is a hateful racist

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Cultural renewal will not happen at the federal or state government level.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

5 years

@ericswalwell Polling at zero and still rolling out gems like this.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

@elonmusk How did Twitter count 11 million votes so fast. I’ve been told this takes days and days

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

8 months

P-38 P-51 F-86 F-15

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Re-reading Sproul’s The Holiness Of God. They don’t write them like that anymore.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Just discovered this gem. Glorious.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

The best part of this is the screenshot like I would go back and delete it.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

@realDailyWire Happy for our cousins across the pond.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

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@ColumbiaBugle

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

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Hanging out 1 on 1 with my good friend @ginacarano

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Dan Coats

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@daernerys There seems to be a disproportionate number of actors raising trans kids...

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Dan Coats

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@BritMartinez Personally, I am fine if conservatives aren't putting out WAP and Cuties.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

Wow, I never knew about this. Real sick stuff.

The Babylon Bee Explains: Christian Nationalism

Christian Nationalism is a Satanic movement in which Christians love America and vote for Republicans. It is literally the evilest thing that has ever existed in this country, and the gravest danger...

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

2 years

@AuronMacintyre Ted makes an excellent case for continuing this process

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

3 months

Sometimes I think that other people work for a living and some people get to write articles about sandworms.

The Babylon Bee

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‘It's Not The Breed, It's The Owner,’ Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

This should be a fun one @TheBabylonBee interviews @DrFrankTurek . Look for it Tuesday.

Podcast: Frank Turek Episode | Preview

You won't want to miss tomorrow's Babylon Bee podcast...WATCH 🎥https://babylonbee.com/podcast

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@michaelmalice

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

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Dan Coats

@DanielRCoats

4 years

Vermin Supreme just won the LP nomination with this

SpaceX VP of Mars Missions Tim Wass "HONEY BADGER"

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John Stossel: "We are now in the Lightning round for the Libertarian Party Presidential debate. Do you all support legalizing marijuana across America?" Vermin Supreme for President: "Yes, watch as I light up this joint right now."

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Dan Coats

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@EzraFBridgers Don’t be surprised as every memorial and reference to Washington, Jefferson, and other Founder Fathers are sent down the memory hole as well.

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