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@Dan_the_baker

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(they/them) pastry cook/baker, TTRPG player/runner, good Christian woman/liar

Manhattan, NY
Joined January 2019
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Gross Anatomy premiers Wednesday October 23rd starring @hoosha_kid @clickclacksnac @ChaoticBonney @gothicfaerie_ and @HowdyLoveDarlin !!!!!
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*sam Reich is on his death bed* *he calls Vic, Jacob, and Lou to visit him on his final days* “Closer, come closer” he says They all lean in closer. “I didn’t say ‘Sam Says’ that’s one point from each of you” In the distance 1 point is taken from 3 podiums. Sam dies, the end
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“Lesbians hate all men :/“ Really? Have you asked them about Brennan Lee Mulligan?
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No one has ever been hotter than @vicmmic calling out Brennan Lee mulligan
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@nbbabydom Also like…gay men love Chappell Roan? Like the only ones who don’t like her are the ones who hate fun
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6 months
Hear me out: Dimension 20: oops all Dropout hosts Sam Reich Ify Nwadiwe Lily Du Vic Michaelis Rekha Shankar
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5 months
@imjustinrandall I think that’s just “happiness”
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7 months
Listen, I’m glad dimension 20 is big enough to be in Madison Square Garden, but like fuck Ticketmaster
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2 months
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5 months
I was went into a fugue state and this was on my computer #fantasyhighjunioryear
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7 months
I don’t think people understand this trend
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@kikiballchange These were the days
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He’s a keeper @drewseyshore
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8 months
@MaxRut If you can’t do this yet you just have to be gayer
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4 months
Inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head
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@feralcleric Also this take then would claim that Aabria and Jasmine were not popular? Like they’ve been running the TTRPG space for yearssssss
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I'm starting a GoFundMe to get this man a shirt with some sleeves. For just 50 cents a day you can help-
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I’m indoctrinating my dog.
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4 months
Just saying, if you wanted to send an e-mail to GenCon expressing your disappointment in their decisions I may or may not have written that very e-mail 👀
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@lallimusic Okay ima still stan but you're on thin ice
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4 months
I hope everyone on the CRIT Awards team is taking care of their of their mental health in this moment. This is an event that is supposed to uplift the members of the ttrpg community. I am enraged at the lack of morals for the people who have caused this to happen.
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CRIT Awards - 🍉
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This is extremely difficult on us, as we navigate the situation that we are finding ourselves in. Updates as to what any physical event will look like will come at a later date, until then:
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7 months
This is my reaction every time I see the runtime for a cr*tical r*le episode
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@elana_danielle @dimension20show @dropout I do like the whole interconnected mess and then just gorgug with his lil triangle off to the side
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4 months
Hakea, my DMs are and always will be open
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IT'S DAY 3 OF WITCH WEEK! Today belongs to Hakea, Witch of the Woodland Green. The Coven of the Elders was lovingly brought to life by artist @Jack_jones1996 🧙‍♀️
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(From @goodtimesociety ’s blood on the clocktower)
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5 months
@should_don He’s still there! Don’t worry!
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3 months
You guys @UnprepCasters got @ChappellRoan for their live show??????
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@chriswxlfe Lol yall ain't from the south cause it's not even legal to talk about that in public schools
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7 months
Any video I see of Jojo Siwa dancing makes me think of
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@aramnotagoat Cynthia is was and always will be a bad bitch, he could never
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4 months
Firstly, i support the crit awards and this statement %100 Secondly, if you believe that anti-Zionism is anti-semitism, either read a history book or just block me
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CRIT Awards - 🍉
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Hello, we at the CRIT Awards would like to take a moment to publicly acknowledge this so there is no confusion. Thank you, and happy voting!
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Brennan Lee Mulligan said “strap in” and I had to pause @WorldsBeyondPod for several minutes so I could scream
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This is the most homoerotic horror movie
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Insomnia....but make it thotty
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4 months
Friends!! Do you wanna be a part of a fun TTRPG talk-show late night show?? Where you get together with a handful of other creators and talk about your projects and hangout with your friends???? We’ll fill out this form!!
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6 months
mood
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4 months
Listen if you’re still going to GenCon but don’t want to participate in like official GenCon events I will be hosting a fight club in the parking lot
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3 months
@theegoosegirl lol show em my comment section where like a hundred people called Aabria “your favorite GM’s favorite GM”
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8 months
Dropout has been teasing us for a food-themed show for so long and let me remind them that I am a professional trained chef and baker!!!!!!
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4 months
gay
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6 months
StoryBake has officially been funded!!!
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8 months
@MaxRut Just a coupla gal pals!
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3 months
Flight canceled? Indian food slumber party time
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2 months
Y’all please manifest that I get this job I just applied for at the f**d n**w**k
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6 months
@ChaosPixieMagic Also like “a table not your own”? As if the GM’s is the only opinion that matters?
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3 months
GenCon fit check(ft @theegoosegirl and Chappel Roan @abzkelly )
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2 months
Ttrpg creators! If someone came up to you and gave you like 10,000 dollars that you had to spend on a tabletop project what would you do? 👀👀👀
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@jarrettstodg @reeseray789 That's just every walmart in my hometown
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@mx_bloom I think it’s because of MSG, like I think that’s the only service they could use
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@kyry5 "Oh god he didn't go to medical school he went to this school of medicine"
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4 months
beach babe
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7 months
Jesus doesn’t get outta bed for three days and starts a fuckin religion, I don’t get outta bed for three days and I’m “clinically depressed and iron deficient”
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11 months
QT with a pic of you in a harness
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QT this with a pic of you in a harness.
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3 months
My goal was to have the gayest sweater at the gun range, how do you think I did?
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4 months
No cops at Pride—just Rashawn Scott with a sword
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3 months
You guys. I wish I was kidding. My flight had to turn around and go back to Indy.
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@theegoosegirl “If every show you watched was the extended cut, the directors cut, and the behind the scenes”
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Annual journey to Coney Island
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7 months
I made a recipe for @dimension20show celebrating the money they have raised for PCRF! Stick around to the end to see a bunch of D20 fans tell us why they love Dimension 20!
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2 months
Kids in Capes Teen Titans Campaign. That’s it, that’s the tweet
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8 months
After you’ve laughed at this tweet you should check out the kickstarter for my baking ttrpg 👀👀
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9 months
Hello hi I am looking for artists and collaborators for my baking ttrpg, StoryBake! I am looking for people to make some full page pieces and some smaller pieces as well! Please send me a lil DM if interested!
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If you complain about Gambit dressing like a bisexual slut in x-men 97 I can’t possible take you serious. Its Gambit. The literal poster child for bisexual sluttiness
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9 months
Is this a safe space? Is this allowed?
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4 months
It’s too hot for this
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Yall remember your Thanksgiving turkey? This is them now
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7 months
My only contribution to ttrpg discourse today is if you only ever talk about the downfalls of D&D and never talk about other RPGs you do like, then I feel like you’re not really helping your cause (this is not aimed at any one specific person btw)
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Lol I did it 👀 Now available for download at All proceeds will go to the World Food Programme for Gaza!
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A one-page ttrpg called “Waffle House is Open” where you have to survive a single night during a zombie apocalypse in a Waffle House
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The fun thing about being a ttrpg creator is you can just wake up with the idea “a monster hearts game set in an overdramatic hospital, called ‘Gross Anatomy’” and I can like already have people interested in playing it
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3 months
Guys! I made it out of Indianapolis! Finally!
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@idgajon I raise you
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Oh my arm routine? Whipping egg whites duh
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Just a coupla fairies @drewseyshore
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9 months
@dimension20show The Conor Counterspell mini is going to auction for 5 million dollars I know it
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7 months
(Here’s two cause I like these both)
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4 months
We’re wet and not in the fun way but happy queer liberation and free Palestine
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The fact that these are merch dice for the the Official off-Broadway D&D show is wild to me. Like if you didn’t see the bag you’d have absolutely no idea
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Me. Tumnus-core
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I believe this is what the kids call "a lewk" (ft. Ellie in the background)
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Can you see me? Am I visible? #TransDayOfVisibility
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@crybabiediaries @chriswxlfe You can be fired in South Carolina for talking about "non traditional family values"
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@WorldsBeyondPod I’m just a huge fan of WILFs
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The CRIT awards have handled this whole situation with such grace and patience! They’ve been extremely transparent this whole time, and that’s so commendable. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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CRIT Awards - 🍉
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Additional statement. Over the past few days, we have seen an outpouring of community support for the CRIT Awards. How much this support means to us is indescribable. We want to take a moment to address the situation as clearly as we can. 🧵
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If I had a nickel for every time @dimension20show made a hot angel, I’d have 2 nickels….which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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@ihunbun But dont forget the classics: Magnets, Nickelodeon Slime™, and Twunk
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hey I uh made a one pager based on me being stranded in Indianapolis. It’s called “Stranded! in Indianapolis” and like if you wanna like help out a sick lil guy after having a hard week you can like throw me a dollar or somethin
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GenCon fit check ft @theegoosegirl !!!!
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@callmejenng @dointhemoest Danny! He/him/they/them 23
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You’re telling me this whole Atlantic is trans?
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flower power
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The face of a woman who’s “doing okay”
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