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Inactive account. Follow the new one @danvasc2 .

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Joined October 2014
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@Dan_Vasc
Dan Vasc
2 years
DAN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ACTUAL HEAVY METAL? Musically to me, the purest form of metal started maturing in the 80s, with 2 distinct scenes. One was the New Wave of British Heavy Metal, introducing a sort of stronger quality to the melodies and chord progressions. [1/7]
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2 years
If Will Smith were a caucasian man, the world would be in flames now.
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3 years
Only in Brazil.
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2 years
Darth Vader never met #Kenobi after the fall of the Jedi order, up till their very last battle. A well known canonical fact established by George Lucas for half a century. Disney Star Wars is fan fiction. And the bad kind. Fan fiction that is not made by fans.
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2 years
When you think yourself dumb, remember there's some Disney producer out there making a Pirates Of The Caribbean movie without Johnny Depp.
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode If you're on your 40s and no men you ever dated was able to tolerate you, I'm sorry to inform that men are not the problem.
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2 years
Vader being able to pull down a starship with the force in #Kenobi not only manages to break canon from all three original movies at once, but also from Disney's own Rogue One. LOL what a joke. People call Disney Star Wars fanfic, but it's not even made by fans.
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3 years
Here is the ULTIMATE step-by-step guide on HOW TO DEAL WITH HATERS on the internet, for adults: - STEP 1: Who cares. The end.
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4th of July is coming! Happy Birthday to the land of the free!
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Of course there is. Disney Star Wars makes the prequels look like Shakespeare. I'd rather defecate a cactus than subject myself to the ungodly abomination modern Disney calls entertainment.
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Disney managed to pass from the most beloved entertainment company in history to one of the most despised, all in about a decade. That takes some extraordinary effort.
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2 years
Yearly marathon. Best movies ever made!
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2 years
Any doubts about Elon Musk's character are now settled.
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@WilliamShatner You will always be my Captain
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Actual Heavy Metal stands with freedom. Regardless if it's popular, convenient, or politically correct. "Metalheads" who are mad at Putin, but are somehow ok with Trudeau, are merely posers going with the fashion's flow. Fuck Putin, Trudeau and all marxist dictators alike.
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2 years
ELLEN PAGE!!!!!!!! Just testing something. Good morning.
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2 years
Don't come to my house. I understand the crazy fan thing. But if you follow me and creep around my house, you cross the line into being a threat to me and mine, and you will be dealt with as such. You don't want that. And I don't want to go to jail. So don't come to my house.
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From down here in South America, hearing Americans say the US is a horrible place is like having that rich cousin, who is ultra mad that he didn't get that pony he wanted so bad. What a poor suffering soul. Wanna trade places, little bitch?
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2 years
Agreed. All 6 of them. 💋
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Thoughts and prayers to Bruce Willis, one of the last remnants of a great Hollywood.
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You don't need a trigger warning. You need a psychiatrist.
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What keeps sex from being rape: consent. What keeps a job from being slavery: consent. What keeps a deal from being extortion: consent. What keeps taxation from being theft: magic fairy dust.
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This is damn inspiring.
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After much time, effort, and money spent… Welcome to @TheRippaverse Full site, book reveal, and pre-order campaign goes live 7/10/22
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The last comic book shop in my town just closed its doors for the final time after 20 years. RIP Conclave.
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Is @RAZ0RFIST my long lost brother?
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3 years
@TeamYouTube This is extraordinarily not smart. Dislikes counts help me as a viewer to figure out what videos are worth my time, and help me as a creator to show my audience what videos of mine are the best. How much mainstream media channels with lame content are paying you for this?
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Metal singers never smile while watering plants.
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I bought my first car today!!!
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3 years
@ThatKevinSmith @TheBoysTV @captainmarvel @PUMA @footlocker @MastersOfficial Actual fans of He-Man and of yours are giving you honest feedback. You told them to f themselves by lying to them, then you tell to f themselves again by dismissing their dissatisfaction. The fans deserve better.
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Dan Vasc
2 years
An apology.
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3 years
Behold my newest acquisitions.
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2 years
Big box pc game shelf.
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2 years
When you think yourself dumb, remember there's people who actually believe the earth is flat, there was a coup attempt in Jan 6, and the moon is made of cheese. Have a great weekend!
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Dan Vasc
3 years
@YouTube That's not smart. Dislikes are needed to detect overall bad videos without having to waste time. And I want my viewers to be able to express when my videos suck in a visible way to others. Emotionally fragile creators who can't stand negative feedback can already turn off likes.
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2 years
BEHOLD. Factory sealed.
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Here's to the gallant people of Canada, and their much deserved freedom. 🇨🇦
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Dan Vasc
4 years
My mission is to show that it's possible to build an extraordinarily successful music career without signing a single record deal, and to prove, by example, that everything your mind can conceive and believe, your mind can achieve. To give you reasons and strip you from excuses.
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Dan Vasc
3 years
ITunes UK Metal, NUMBER FUCKING 1. Every single metal fan here is worth a thousand. Hail to you, the truest of the true!
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Dan Vasc
2 years
People liking this reply will hear from my lawyers.
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3 years
Cheat day and #FridayNightTights ! If SJWs are mad at me now, wait till they find out I made the heavy metal soundtrack for a show that features Alex freakin Jones LOL!
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Dan Vasc
3 years
For 2 days, we were #1 on the Amazon UK best selling charts. Not Kanie West. Not Ed Sheeran. Not goddamn Billie Eilish. WE DID. Also charted #1 on Amazon US Hard Rock, Rock, Hard Rock & Metal and on iTunes US Metal, as well as reaching #2 in the whole Amazon US store. [1/2]
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2 years
From my office window.
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I GIVE UP MAKING VIDEOS. I've been burned out for a long time already. I have a hard time finding motivation and joy in music like before. Need some time to take care of my mental health and figure things out. In this video I talk more about it. LINK:
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2 years
There's people who saw their first Star Wars movie in 2017 turning inside out with the mental gymnastics to justify the unjustifiable.
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I GOT MORE BITCHES THAN YOU RIPPA @EricDJuly
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3 years
I just found out that Android phones can do this!
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I haven't seen a single person attacking her for her skin color. Haven't even seen she being attacked as a person at all actually. The people in charge of Lucasfilm are gaslighting you calling you a racist for not enjoying their bad quality product.
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We are proud to welcome Moses Ingram to the Star Wars family and excited for Reva’s story to unfold. If anyone intends to make her feel in any way unwelcome, we have only one thing to say: we resist.
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Six hundred thousand towering giants who are bringing ACTUAL HEAVY METAL back, not only as music, but as an attitude. THANK YOU for counting me among you. 60% done.
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@MarkTakano How to say you have no idea how a business works without saying it.
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Someone described my music as Over The Top Macho Power Metal with the intention to insult. But that's actually quite precise lol.
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2 years
Just so @KinelRyan knows, I passed my driver's test last month on my 5th try!
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Seriously. I wanna make an epic, furious and politically incorrect heavy metal song about how bad paper straws taste like.
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Happy Easter, friends. He lives.
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We're gonna win.
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2010 vs 2020
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The people want it, @EricDJuly !
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@Dan_Vasc Rippaverse Metal Theme Song when?
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Dan Vasc
2 years
Let men be men. Masculine personality traits are often perceived as "culturally imposed" by some women (and feminine men) who can't relate to them. It's ok no wanting to live in a Mexican soap opera expressing every little emotion. It's not society pressure. Just not interested.
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MAN UP. Gatekeep victimhood, self-pity, outrage culture and all other sort of LOSER MENTALITY out of Heavy Metal. #actualheavymetal
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"What will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul?" Remember what's really important. Merry Christmas!
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Bought a new chair for the studio. Beside it, the chair I've been using for the past 10 years.
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If I look at my DMs right now I'll find something horrible enough to support any narrative I want. The internet is a place where you get death threats by doing knitting videos. It's extremely easy to play victim here. Specially to deflect valid criticism.
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Imagine having a problem with encouraging men to reject self-pity. Continue to gatekeep the woke wimps out of Heavy Metal.
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Dan Vasc
3 years
Came to visit my grandma. This is on her desk.
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Have a HEAVY METAL new year! What music would you like to hear from me in 2022?
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Happy Independence Day, America! Send barbecue pics!
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3 years
Obligatory birthday pic. Level 32 achieved. Gifted myself that bar rack on the left. Thank you for the kind messages!
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2 years
Having a cheese grater as a handle for a 40 kg dumbbell is a great idea!
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3 years
Reading it in the original English words of Tolkien for the first time.
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Saw the trailer for the Boba Fett show. Every time I see something new from Disney Star Wars with that old Lucasfilm logo it's like seeing the corpse of a dear old friend being puppeteered. Like looking at a familiar face that's soulless and dead. Bums me out a little.
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What is the best movie of the LOTR trilogy?
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Merry Christmas!
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There's a positive climate on Twitter since it was sold like I've never seen before. I got about 1K followers over night. Feels like a big celebration on a website where happy people aren't often seen. I like it. The tears of mentally ill radicals have also been glorious.
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3 years
Came on Twitter today to tell you that Twitter sucks and you should spend less time on it.
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Dan Vasc
2 years
I'm looking for illustrators who make fantasy themed art in the style of Frank Frazetta, Boris Vallejo, Gerald Brom, etc (references below). If you know someone, feel free to tag them. If you are an artist in that style, email me at contact(at)danvasc(dot)com.
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Punishing innocent people for the actions of their dictators, so you can do the empty virtue signal thing on social media. While not too long ago you were banning games that criticized China's dictator Xi Jinping. Disgusting.
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You guys are completely insane. Amazon UK! The NUMBER 1 best selling song in the WHOLE WEBSITE! HAIL to you metal WARRIORS.
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COME. ON.
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@GraceRandolph @mrmanny34 No she didn't. She has valid opinions that go against your political narrative, so harassing her is justified to you. So much for "under NO CIRCUMSTANCES". Hateful hypocrite.
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Dan Vasc
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The fact that you consider possible that I would not only give up music, but also publicly victimize myself and cry about it on social media, ALMOST offends me. Happy April 1st, you Fools! 🤣
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Dan Vasc
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Happy World Environment Day.
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Dan Vasc
3 years
Late to the party about this, but how epic is it that @WilliamShatner , Captain James T. Kirk himself, is now the oldest man to go to space? Long live old school Star Trek. Actual Star Trek.
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"Burn Butcher Burn" from #TheWitcher season 2 being made into some epic HEAVY METAL! Link:
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Dan Vasc
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From down here in South America, it's hilarious to know that there are Americans who actually think the USA is a horrible country to live in. And honestly, kind of insulting. Wanna trade, bro? Happy Birthday America!!
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Dan Vasc
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Wedding night!
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ALL HAIL FRIDAY NIGHT TIGHTS Soon...
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I now changed my name to MISTER SQUINKY. If you don't call me that, you're deadnaming and you deserve to spend the rest of your life in the gulags.
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Dan Vasc
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They say today is Star Wars day. I remember Star Wars. Last movie was in 2005.
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Dan Vasc
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Classic simp rock. #BonJovi
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Dan Vasc
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Believe it or not, just watched Terminator 2 for the first time. The people who say this should have been the last movie of the franchise are completely right. There was no way to make another sequel without throwing T2's plot completely in the trash.
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Halfway to the finish line! It ain't over till it's over! HALF A MILLION THANK YOUS!
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Dan Vasc
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Quit stirring up drama on Twitter, turn on some heavy metal and go do some pull-ups, you goddamn weak pussies.
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Gains brah!
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I ate the brown part of a banana. It was nice meeting you all
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Dan Vasc
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If you failed, fell of the wagon, didn't reach the goal, GO DOWN SWINGING. Some defeats are more glorious than any victory. Don't stop. Give them hell.
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Dan Vasc
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Present day feminism transforms women that could be actually strong and independent into self-pitiful victims marinating in bitterness and theorizing irrational conspiracies to justify personal shortcomings. Keep the girl that doesn't subscribe to that BS. That one is precious.
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Dan Vasc
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Single best action movie hero. FIGHT ME.
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Next week I'll be live on @Nerdrotics to premiere the theme song I had the honor to write for the best live show on the interwebs, #FridayNightTights .
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Time has come, they are finally here ALL HAIL FRIDAY NIGHT TIGHTS We're not affiliated, just so we're clear ALL HAIL FRIDAY NIGHT TIGHTS @Nerdrotics @GeeksGamersCom @heelvsbabyface @KinelRyan @OdinsMovieBlog @ComixDivision @ThomasConnorsJr @QTRBlackGarrett @XrayGirl5
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So one third of those awesome mofos is banned from Twitter LMAO #FridayNightTights
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