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Larry J. Elsom

@larry_elsom

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Retired U.S. Army Paratrooper, Vietnam Combat Veteran ( The Herd ), and biker.

Joined October 2015
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
7 months
@TheRubberDuck78 I lost a good friend and colleague when the commercial plane hit the Pentagon that day. I can not find the words to express my anger, disgust and utter dismay at the author of this tweet.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nbcsnl Bandannas may look cool, but they offer little to no protection against the Covid 19 virus. The optics here are piss poor.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@politico These 13 senators should realize that this graphic will someday be included in American history books. 🤔
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Larry J. Elsom
9 months
@thedailybeast Seems like that would violate all kinds of state and federal laws starting with citizens’ right of free travel over state lines. 🤔
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@RealBenCarson Good to hear. Too bad most of the 230K Americans that have died from Covid did not have the same access to these medicines. Good luck in your new job hunt. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@CBSNews Kelly and Hicks probably gone by Friday.
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Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@nypost I don’t care what the other five are. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CuomoPrimeTime @ChrisCuomo It’s kind of hard to push a conspiracy story like that when the guy that shot OBL in the face calls: Bull Shit!
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@politico American voters are not stupid. We can think about and process more than one issue at a time.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@thedailybeast They’ll probably be able to join painting classes in prison. Might even have a chance to watch Mr. Carlson during their 1 hour per day of TV time.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@washingtonpost Well, I guess Ted Cruz won’t have to get his arguments ready. 😂
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CNN Under what financial concept does the Government get a piece of a deal between two or more publicly traded companies?
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@nypost He’s holding back on the good stuff, Reese’s Cups, until they approve wall funding. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@politico Tell your boss!
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@GOP @senatemajldr Nothing in this proposal is new. It’s like Wednesday’s dinner pizza being warmed up for Saturday lunch. Try harder.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@BBCWorld Thank you! ❤️
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@Newsweek Three cases, my God, that’s massive election fraud. Go get Sidney Powell.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@ABC You poor thing. Just flash your ID and make sure your Secret Service Detail is visible at interview; you’ll be fine. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@AP They’ll be able to put together a decent pickle ball league in prison.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@USATODAY Never mind the fact that the VP was removed from the proceedings on live tv.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@Newsweek If the @GOP continues down the Trump path, they will cancel themselves in 2022.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@thedailybeast It will be interesting to read, in a few years, about the reactions of people when they realize the extent to which they were conned.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@nytimes Except they can be re-filed in state court.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@NBCNews What are they, third graders? 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CBSNews That’s pretty dumb, even for France.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@nypost I hope they all find good forever homes. The despicable practice of raising dogs for food should be banned Worldwide.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@mattzap @washingtonpost @jacobbogage If they mail the warrant, it probably won’t reach him. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@CBSNews So, let me get this right; the polar bear didn’t go onto the cruise ship and attack the humans, the humans went onto the polar bear’s habitat and thus got attacked. Not sure that qualifies as “self defense.” But it is stupidity.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@EpochTimes @tedcruz As far as I know, neither @tedcruz or @TuckerCarlson have ever been pregnant or served in any branch of the armed services so they should keep their mouths shut about both.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
2 years
@nypost I say take it all ASAP, sell it at auction and give the proceeds to the Ukrainian people to rebuild their Country. 🇺🇸
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CNN All these campaign people denying knowledge/planning of the events in and around the Capitol on the 6th remind me of what roaches do when a light is turned on in the middle of the night. They scurry away as quick as they can. 😎
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@DCSports_YT @nbcsnl I see the straps now. My bad.
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Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@CNN Let’s leave God out of this.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@nypost That’s a very ugly vehicle.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@16AirAssltBde @82ndABNDiv Deploy anywhere on the planet within 18 hours of notification, fight and win on arrival. That’s how we roll. AATW!
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@AP First rule of Face Book: Don’t live stream yourself committing a felony. 😂
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@nytimes Might be time for UPS, FedEx, Amazon and maybe even Bloomberg to step up to develop an alternative to USPS for processing mail in ballots. Food for thought.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@CNN A secret ballot would probably change the math here. 🤔
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@USATODAY The Terminator has spoken. We should all listen to him. 🇺🇸
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@WRAL In about 10 days we’ll know if this was a good idea or not.
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Larry J. Elsom
11 months
@tedcruz No, it’s the exact definition of the rule of law and you know it.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@washingtonpost That’s a really dumb way to store your firearms.
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Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@CNN That’s good, now how about standing for your nation’s flag. 🇺🇸 @mPinoe
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@thedailybeast News Flash for all you rioters: Deleting your social media accounts doesn’t necessarily remove the data from the provider’s servers or cloud platforms.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CBSNews Mountain Lions can’t count, so wouldn’t it be better to capture and relocate?
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@jaketapper @stephenfhayes If I were him, I’d be looking for a real lawyer right about now.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nypost There it is again, that karma bitch. 😎
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@thedailybeast @mattklewis Well, at least now Gaetz is hanging out with adult women. 😎
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Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@dodo Thanks man. Saving a single animal won’t change the World, but saving that single animal will absolutely change that animal’s World. ❤️
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@thedailybeast I don’t know if Lou Holtz has any military experience, but I’ve been in two actual wars and I can assure you, it ain’t like fucking college football.
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Larry J. Elsom
7 years
@CNN When Ryan leaves the House, he will have a great future in used car sales. BS artist of the highest order.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@USAconvo @AVindman @MaxBoot Sir, I watched every minute of your testimony and since then, I’ve read many articles and news reports about your life and service to our Country. As a citizen & veteran, I’m proud of the way you comported yourself and stood up what’s right. AATW/RLTW!
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nypost Oh well. They made their choice; problem is, there’s no do over on this one. My condolences to their families.
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Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@CNN Blake, I sincerely hope you get what you asked for, especially the very, very, very good Dad. I was in a similar position once and a very, very, very good man came along and rescued my Mom and I. Good luck to you Blake.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@washingtonpost My wife kept hoping he would take his shirt off.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nypost This was on 45’s list right after injecting bleach. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nytimes Get sled and dog team; no mask required. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@Newsweek That sounds a lot like communicating a threat to me.
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@DineshDSouza I can. Memorial Day is for honoring our war dead. There’s nothing “happy” about it.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@NBCNews Does the @GOP conduct tone deafness seminars for its members?
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@thedailybeast Apparently, you had the balls to break into the Capitol of the United States, but now you don’t have the balls to suffer the consequences of that action. 🤔
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nypost This is beyond DISGUSTING! Killing a majestic, defenseless animal like this is unforgivable.
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@ABC At the end of a stressful day looking at hundreds of depressing tweets, it’s good to see a heart warming tweet like this one. 😎
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@nypost So far, Dr. Fauci has resisted the Kool Aid; Dr. Birx, not so much.
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@thedailybeast @MollyJongFast I heard the golden statue illegally crossed the border from Mexico. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@bigdontex @CalltoActivism Someone should tell Gym that a lot of the nicer restaurants in New York require a jacket for gentlemen. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@USArmy @AA_ATW The ultimate job proficiency test. Thanks Riggers. I used your services 175 times during my 27 year career and I’m a satisfied customer. AATW!
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@CNN Thank you Keith. You da man!
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@teamtrace @NewYorker @mikespiesnyc Fucking asshole. He deserves a tusk up his ass.
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Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@APCentralRegion @AP He should be thrown off third floor.
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@USAA RIP Ranger Mize. ❤️
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@nypost And this is news why? The man is ill; get off him.
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@RandPaul Kind of reminiscent of the lack of cooperation by Republican members of Congress during the January 6 Hearings. @AdamKinzinger @Liz_Cheney
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@Newsweek Most of them haven’t had a clue for four years. 😂
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@washingtonpost He said he intentionally downplayed it on tape, twice! Do you not have ears? You can not defend the indefensible. You should really think about jumping onto the lifeboat; it’s about to get full.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@TIME Khashoggi.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@thedailybeast Will this be a pay for view event?? 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
6 years
@WSJ We can not let the Klingons take control of space. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@nypost I guess he made an exception to his no alcohol policy.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@thedailybeast Karma is a bitch! 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@Scaramucci I wonder if Fox News will publish this retraction. I doubt it.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@washingtonpost Big Daddy not going to like this!
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@ABC I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy. NOT! 😎
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Larry J. Elsom
7 years
@ABC Good job guys. Thank you.
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@NBCNews That’s on you Governor!
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Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@thedailybeast But he’s President and neither one of you are. 😂
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Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@thedailybeast Roger Stone is certainly an expert in election interference.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@Newsweek She’s not getting off to a good start in Congress. I think she’s better suited for a bar parking lot brawl after a night of tequila shots. 😂
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
7 years
@CBSNews You mean the Senator John McCain that spent over 5 years in a cage as a POW while POTUS lived his life of luxury in NY. Duty, Honor, Country
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Larry J. Elsom
5 years
@HustlersMovie T & A always works. 😎
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
1 year
@thedailybeast Pretty soon he’ll only have to worry about commissary credits.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@ABC Thanks guys. Saving that animal will not change the World, but it will change that animal’s World.
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@larry_elsom
Larry J. Elsom
3 years
@FoxNews Thanks mates! 🇺🇸
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Larry J. Elsom
7 months
@washingtonpost That’s rich! Russia blaming Ukraine for war, that they started, deaths. Putin can stop deaths on both sides anytime he chooses.
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Larry J. Elsom
9 months
@kylenabecker I think y’all will have to prove it wasn’t. You’ve heard about the innocent before proven guilty thing, right?
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Larry J. Elsom
4 years
@harrisonjaime Lindsey needs to go. Maybe he can get a job as a caddie at one of 45’s golf clubs. 😂🇺🇸
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