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2 years

@ImMeganCollins "A gun rack? I don't even own *UH* gun, let alone many guns- that would necessitate and entire rack. What am I gonna do, with a gun rack?"

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@notPRINCEY Oh, I'm sponsoring a new friend everyday. This shits gonna be easy as hell. Daily necessities and food, then just spend the rest of my time calling family to pay off medical/student debt

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@fayemikah Sesame Street: be kind to your neighbors ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤 Conservatives: why are you telling my children to have an orgy?

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@tbutonline It's one thing if a dude is like 'haha baby, you're so silly. you can peel your own orange???? haha" and this weird 'you're not special' power trip 😬😬

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9 months

@chubi_bunni @meruembrainrot @ballsnthezdraws @UnicornKidSyd @smoke_nd_pearlz I desperately need this man to cliffnotes a bunch of classic literature because his story telling is immaculate. "and that person went biblical on him, you know.. in a Cain/Abel/rock sort of way"

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6 months

@Pixelfish I hope for their nieces sake OP has tons and tons of playdates with that poor girl.

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1 year

@sikaketsu @excesstigress Considering the allosaurus is already dead I think you have a fighting chance

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5 months

@iamtherog "you can't escape us" is such ominous positivity 😂😂😂

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9 months

@EveryTHGCulture I mean yeah we use titles, but my family also knows how to communicate with a 5 year old to teach them expectations.

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6 months

@duns_sc0tus Brb, gonna go take "enjoys baking and making pasta from scratch" off my dating profile and replace it with details about deaths and generational trauma in my family so the men can rest assured I've felt real pain in my life.

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1 year

@lipfilllers @itszaeok Babe, that ain't a nose bleed. It's a brain aneurysm. 😂😂

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1 year

@alwaystheself It's almost like they had to confirm that's what it actually was before they came to the public with "we think we heard it but we're not sure yet"

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9 months

@heyyitsjanea Nah, Jolene was a bank teller who used to flirt with her husband when he'd come in. But now I NEED to see the woman who made this woman self conscious because good God damn

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1 year

@phosphor_glow This is Chi-Chi Rodriguez erasure.

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8 months

@caryfrombk @smoke_nd_pearlz Oh white girls don't play about gymnastics

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1 year

@cinemadarlings I think he discussed this in an episode where he was like "yeah, it used to kill me but I'm just used to it now"

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6 months

@artbyteetee @etheralfem It's not the religion. There are multiple hadiths that state whatever choices you make to follow God have to be FOR GOD. Wearing a hijab bc your dad wants you to isn't doing what God wants, it's doing what your dad wants. Men ruin hijab how they ruin everything else for women

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7 months

@katefeetie I've bartended WAY too long to not have patience with babies. If I can handle a grown ass man throwing a tantrum bc we ran out of MichUltra, I can absolutely handle a kid melting down bc their toast is the wrong color.

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7 months

@laurenancona Literally spending all my morning crying in bed exhausted because I know I have to actually put my face on for shift

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7 months

@terryholton65 @4M4NI1 @partywidabaddie @idolnfusion @burnthisplacee The fact this isn't AI but is just really terrible art work is even better.

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2 years

@LEORIOLEVI @keyon anyone who fights with a tube sock is winning.

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2 years

@OhNoSheTwitnt @csanyk "opens up to his therapist" already makes him 70x more attractive than all the people I've dated combined.

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8 months

@CrocodileCam Dad is laughing after the fact like he shouldn't be thanking every god that's ever existed that his child still has a face

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8 months

@Korikiru As a person whose earliest memories are simultaneously "playing in Grandpa's woodshop" and "helping my mother start a church" This quote fucks me UP every time I see it. I have too much religious trauma and too many fond memories of carpentry

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7 months

@biancavivion it's kinda crazy because, I grew up undiagnosed neurodivergent and I remember watching media like this and thinking they were warnings and taking them very seriously.. It took me years to realize people watch them for sport??

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6 months

@viridisartem @paintingshi @yugen_im Maybe you can add "not spreading false narratives about the person you wronged" to 'the best' that you're trying to do? How do you spend all the money someone paid you for a service, without coming through on that service?

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2 years

@gothspiderbitch

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6 months

@maddiewhittle It's definitely how they're played. But I'd absolutely rather have implied sex scenes than bad sex scenes. I'd rather fill in the gaps than have something poorly done put on screen.

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8 months

@AuDHDtherapist Spent two months calmly explaining "I feel like I'm rotting from the inside and I'm going to snap" and then when I finally snapped the response was 'omg, I had no idea you felt like this'

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2 years

@crmsnslpr @KetracelBlack Sorry, I think you mean Frods

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10 months

@Wealthandhappi @LegoRacers2 I immediately have a more immense amount of faith and trust for a religious person/leader who says "you know, I don't exactly have 100% of the answers, I'm still learning myself" than someone who pretends they actually know what 'God' wants.

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8 months

@JerryTurin @Jords_Hi Who decimated the crops? Perhaps a colonial government that was using food as a weapon?

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7 months

@ToughPigs This would be acceptable with Kermit, or Fozzy, or Grover or literally any adult Muppet.. But Larry David assaulted a 3 year old?? That little red sait let us all trauma dump on him for days and now he gets attacked on live TV?

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1 year

@MudPuddleMaddie @ask_aubry the part where she says she thought his libido was low because of the cancer treatments and she went celibate because she loved him and he was really just getting it elsewhere 😭💔😭💔

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7 months

@LoganKenny1 Ted's bark is way worse than his bite- and Pooh would be unaffected by his words. Ted would try to read Pooh, and Pooh would just look into Ted's soul and ask "what makes you so scared of your own truth that you hurl insults at those living their own?" and Ted would crumble

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@emoatypwarrior It took me way too long to learn not to fully reveal anything until months after starting a job. I'm very careful to word interviews like "my biggest weakness is sometimes focusing too much on small details" but what I really mean is "I hyper fixate like a mfer"

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9 months

@AndroidNeera @Liv_Agar "I want the benefits of being in a relationship with you without having to give you the benefits of a relationship"

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7 months

@CrocodileCam Decades later and this scene constantly randomly pops into my head.

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1 year

@MoonSafari420 Everyone upset at the 'no makeup' line.. but I don't think he's dragging the natural look- he's dragging the fact that Hollywood still spends HOURS making someone look like they have no makeup. He just wants her to be fabulous after hours of sitting in a makeup chair, thassit

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9 months

@LeaMaric @Slatzism Yeah, but this isn't "my bf accidently fed me something I'm allergic to bc he didn't know it contained my allergen" He forgot she was allergic at all.

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1 year

@dnaeros @jennahaze @ask_aubry That's basically what she said in the comments 😭 She just needed some reassurance because he had her so convinced she was being unreasonable

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8 months

@ronnui_ I take Adderall and I'm like *fuck yeah, the invisible forcefield stopping me from doing the dishes is gone*

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8 months

@musefusewrdls @kendallhosseini @_allinbloom We used to be a real country

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9 months

@hausofriya How can you be addicted to hygiene if you're not actually using the products to get clean?

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1 year

@Dreadful4Tymes 'how can my kids relate to a BLACK princess?' Like. Maybe don't raise mini-racists and they'll be fine? My little cousins are so white I think they'd sunburn just from looking at a hot pepper. But they are OBSESSED with 'Moana' 'Lilo and Stitch' and 'Princess and the Frog'

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7 months

@Yuritones they don't want friends, they want accessories. No community, no companionship, no empathy. Just vibes.

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8 months

@niccoyat Have you ever seen the Globes presentation of how "Shakespeare would have sounded" when it was originally spoken? Beautiful mix of British and Southern 🥵😍

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1 year

@punished_cait As someone who struggled with vaginismus for a decade before getting a proper diagnosis because doctors were like 'yeah, sounds like a you problem' I'm a little furious they framed this as a quirky relationship fact and not a medical condition that can destroy intimacy.

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7 months

@hauntedbottom "i don't got-dang care what you and your friends dress up as Bobby. I just care that, you know .. you're still my Bobby"

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9 months

@simsimmaaz @Ilyvonn1 Lil man takes that time to process and all he can figure out is she ruined his experiment. Children are feral 😂😂

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2 years

@csanyk @OhNoSheTwitnt Granted! Now tell me how many men have access to therapy and still refuse to go despite having the opportunities, finances, and ability?

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8 months

@northstardoll Okay, but serious question how do I fix myself now so I'm not a burden on everyone I love. (mostly just my boyfriend)

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9 months

@abbygov The amount of dudes who have casually told me "well, my grandma was 14 when she got married so I don't think it can really be that bad"

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10 months

@MindofJamal Do you also remember when Hitler met with US leaders to thank them for their inspiration after the genocide of natives? Or how the US was in support of Germany until public opinion shifted? How the US forced Jews fleeing Germany to Palestine that lead to the Nakbah?

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1 year

I got locked out of my old Twitter and when I started this one I was desperate to find Sarah's profile but couldn't remember her name.. until I remembered this post and was like "oh yeah! That kid called her a @gothspiderbitch " and lo' and behold, here's Sarah.

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happy world goth day to the child that once wrote me a very angry email and accidentally gave me the greatest compliment of my entire life.

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1 year

@jotmanjotman @SaeedDiCaprio Russel is a GEM how dare you?!

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1 year

@stanzipotenza What the ever living fuck is a beige flag supposed to be?? Because at this point it feels like "beige flag" is code for "incredibly alarming behaviors I'm choosing to ignore so I have a warm body"

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10 months

@DrShayPhD @GMErectheus Oh no. Did the medical guards in place to keep children safe from abusive environments hurt your feelings?

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3 years

@Blackoutdmc @SheRatesDogs

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9 months

@HannahPosted Wait, what?? You gave the market mat an S tier for Xerxes.. did you miss it here?? It says Xerxes the king, she just doesn't have a rhyme for it 😂

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3 years

@Crissypoo492 @GeorgeFoster72 I'll never understand people who are fine eating an animal, until they see the animal dead. Like.. do you think they just donate pieces while still alive?

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1 year

@whitest_injera Call me crazy, but I think *mentioning* a dead person is way less offensive than actively harassing a living person.

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1 year

@Dranemra @Kintsugisys @ask_aubry He didn't insult her. He said he didn't want vanilla and if she's not willing to make the cake he wants, he'll buy it from someone who will give him the product he actually wants.

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8 months

@Dreadful4Tymes What's stopping me from joining Hamas once I've been shipped over seas?

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7 months

@gothspiderbitch The way she just collapses into hugging the band 🥹🩷

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6 months

@NoooooIdea @artbyteetee @etheralfem It's a father's responsibility to foster an environment that makes his daughters feel the love and connection hijab can bring. It is not his responsibility to force her to wear it regardless of her feelings.

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@lmTheReasonWhy The look in his eyes when he says she thanked him four times and he's "still riding that high" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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1 year

@nickmortensen @bethbourdon Maybe we shouldn't have a sundowner making decisions for the country??

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7 months

@goofxist How many cops are posted up in American subways again?

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@jc987589 @Death2Misogyny @ask_aubry

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1 year

@KristinaJulia2 @Arachnigamer @Phil_Lewis_ @AntifaPeds So... You decided this issue was worth ignoring for??? What exactly?

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1 year

@MHogyt87 @ask_aubry Oh, good. I'll be sure to remind her parents at the funeral that they shouldn't be too upset because not all men would murder their daughter. Just this one guy. They'll be happy to know

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8 months

@damnyouwillis I feel like this just.. really encapsulates a lot of boomer mentality toward millennials

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7 months

@_nomadic_soul My little brother (an absolute man's man) wanted like 6 kids originally. His fiance just had their first and he text me during labour to say that he didn't want anymore b/c he didn't want his wife to go through all of that again 🤷🤷 Idk some men like their wives

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8 months

@momtalksstock @dieworkwear He's not saying that body shape doesn't matter in terms of styling-- But that body shape won't hinder you from dressing well. You still have to work with what you have- but all body's can still work it.

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2 years

@raynefq Thinking my ex will pine over the life we "might have had together" but really I'm just an intrusive "what if" train of thought followed by "I'm glad I don't have to know."

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1 year

@iJaadee Manifesting is acting. Generating is reacting.

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9 months

@virtualmusing My favorite way to diffuse a tense situation is by slapping my knees with with palms and exclaiming "whoa buddy, those are some big feelings"

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2 years

@legotrillermoth @c0teof @tallntran Sincerely Remorseful Epstein is a nice thought, but I think Afraid of Consequences Epstein is more likely. Even inmates don't like pedophiles.

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1 year

@Dreadful4Tymes I'm not sure I've ever loved a strange man on the internet more than I do you, right now.

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6 months

@thrasherxy "sex panic" and it's boys being held accountable for sexual assault and nonconsensual porn.

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10 months

@skyoutbriout You know what else isn't considerate, Jeremy? Ethnic cleansing.

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1 year

@sulkingtime @ElijahSchaffer These are the Twitter receipts I live for

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2 years

@_theblacknorris @MadeByThunder @MC_B00KS Wasn't gods word also uses to justify slavery?

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9 months

@WhateverDoja @FilmUpdates Barbie had a secret message that was basically "even if you tell women's story, you still have to center mens feelings; otherwise society gets big mad"

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9 months

@jzux I've been spiraling but still forcing myself to do things that make me happy so now I just think of different ways to die *while* making homemade pasta, and I'll be honest.. it's a really good bandaid until I can afford therapy again.

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@et_pars_mea @TheCut @annalouiesuss I'd much rather be single, sad, and lonely; than married, sad, and lonely.

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8 months

@DeemTheDreem Crazy that he grasps that it's not okay to joke about rape, but for some reason Gaza is fair game.

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1 year

@Chrisb51779751 @fayemikah Hooters is a family friendly restaurant, sir. I don't think you have any problem with skimpy trashy outfits until it's a queer person.

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@OgLakyn Get a tour bus like a real rockstar

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7 months

@matt__enloe The only thing I can think of that would come close is the person arguing the 10 commandments were the most important part of his life, and the lawyer asked him to name them- and he couldn't.

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@MariCeeCee98 @cuteblkgrl I hate that trauma bonding has been misused to now mean "bonding over trauma" and not the actual dysfunctional relationship of someone hurting you just so they can also comfort you

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9 months

@BigTobes48 @KelsKels06 But lots of men have clean background checks and are still heinous in private. Just because you don't have a record, doesn't mean you're a good/safe person.

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My mom recently, as I was helping her overhaul her skin routine- "oh my gosh, how do you know all this?" Me- "black girls on Twitter. Mostly @thetiarawillis "

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@prntgdcolonized I once asked a 30yo friend if I could make some jam b/c he was out but he had everything in his fridge. He stopped cold in his tracks "you can just.. make jam? how?" and I was like "what do you mean, where do you think jam comes from?" And he just said "....the store?"

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5 months

@jesshuntley @Karnythia Kinda hard to call her baby trapped when she turned down an abortion.

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2 years

@tchoupawhat @Maladroithe The worst part about twitters demise is; how else am I supposed to have these random facts thrown at me?

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9 months

@ProficientMinds 'i remember when you were *this big*!' With the hand gesture and everything 😭

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2 years

@Cn4zM @3_kiko @farmhand43 @UwU_Thaddeus @AlissaAzar "licking boots" comments are specifically reserved for people who "can't be bothered to read" Shoe leather apparently tastes better than learning new information feels.

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@shay3322 ...didn't a little girl recently find an ancient sword in a lake?

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