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The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold.

Dunny-on-the-Wold
Joined May 2020
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Colin the Dachshund
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3 months
Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 years
"We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do. You said work in business.."
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2 years
"I do need to clarify, he only invaded Poland once."
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5 months
"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."
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"I need your pension money back. There's an investment banker in Tunbridge Wells who needs their garden landscaping. It's all part of levelling up."
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"Yes, 5 grams. It's a leaving do."
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3 years
A lot of people have been taking the mickey out of Michael Fabricant today, and I'm finding it all very puerile.
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4 months
Channel 4 announce controversial format for a 6 way election mass debate.
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2 years
#Clownfall
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4 months
Rishi Sunak begins his train journey back from Cornwall.
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7 months
Brexit Brexit promised delivered
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2 years
Surely she should just stop in the first constituency she arrives in.
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Suella Braverman struggles to find safe seat for next election

Suella Braverman could face rejection in two traditionally safe Tory seats and be forced to move more than 70 miles to remain as an MP.

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3 years
"See that massive queue of lorries? That's all my fault."
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 years
"We asked 100 people to name something that grows. You said pie...." #growthepie
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2 years
"Homeless people? You sent him speak to f***ing homeless people? Tell me there weren't cameras..."
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"All under 7s will train for an apprenticeship in sweeping chimneys, collecting leeches or working in the mines"
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Colin the Dachshund
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4 months
"You have 60 seconds to collect as many items as you can, but be careful to avoid the mystery nationally distributed food item, otherwise you'll lose all your points."
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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BREAKING: An urgent health warning has been issued after an E.coli outbreak was linked to a "nationally distributed food item"
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2 years
"Who was the shortest serving post-war chancellor, not to die in office" BZZZZTTT "Kwarteng, Cambridge" "Correct"
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10 months
Tell me you've never seen a hammer before without telling me you've never seen a hammer before.
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.
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Have I Got News For You
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Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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Colin the Dachshund
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11 months
Margaret. Are you available to help?
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@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
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11 months
BBC reporting that David Cameron could be about to be made Foreign Secretary.
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Colin the Dachshund
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10 months
Bob Cratchit played by a fictitious green frog, despite the character being a Caucasian with pale skin.
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@OliLondonTV
Oli London
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10 months
Isaac Newton played by Indian actor in new Doctor Who, despite the English physicist being Caucasian with pale skin. The new Doctor Who series has also introduced ‘preferred pronouns’ for characters as well as the Doctors female sidekick being played by a transgender actor.
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"Bet you a grand you're still homeless at the time of the next election."
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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6 months
Liz Truss refuses to rule out return as Tory leader
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
Licence. Learn our language.
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Reform UK
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Reform UK are the only party that would scrap the BBC license fee.
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2 years
"See all those ruined holidays? That's my fault."
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2 years
"We asked 100 people to name something you use as a pizza topping. You said Turnips..."
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"We asked 100 people to name a lifestyle choice. You said Homelessness..."
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"The bad news is we're cutting your benefits. The good news is my kids won't have to pay inheritance tax."
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Colin the Dachshund
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3 years
Today I was about to be suspended from work after being found out as being corrupt. But my friends rallied round and we had a vote to decide I wasn't. I even got to vote myself. Which was nice.
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Colin the Dachshund
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8 months
"You can have Keir Starmer as Prime Minister, or trade it all in for the Prime Minister in this mysterious box."
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@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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8 months
🔵 Oust Sunak or Tories face election massacre, warns former Cabinet ally A YouGov poll suggests that a new Tory leader could secure a convincing victory over Labour Read more ⬇️
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"As Prime Minister I once went to a rigged Q+A session, run by a client journalist outfit, with paid for audience members and came out of it with a lower popularity rating."
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@implausibleblog
Farrukh
@implausibleblog
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Christopher Hope asks people what they thought of Rishi Sunak's Q&As at GB News .. I didn't learn anything new .. I wasn't very impressed .. I don't think Conservatives can win in the next election .. Where do I hand in my expenses claims
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4 months
Reform candidates liking fascist stuff now that likes are hidden.
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2 years
"We asked 100 people to name something left-wing........You said The Economic Establishment."
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2 months
The Tragic Roundabout
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1 year
No other country can do this.
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Ameer Kotecha
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1 year
No other country can do this
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The Wacky Racists
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@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
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9 months
Calculate your savings from our tax cut:
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
In case you're catching up, here's a highlight reel.
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4 months
"I didn't have Sky TV either."
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6 months
I have a suggestion.
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@andreajenkyns
Dame Andrea Jenkyns 🇬🇧
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6 months
Hot 'tick buns' at Easter. This is getting more and more ridiculous! Go woke, go broke. Get a grip @IcelandFoods
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6 months
A gift of a GIF is born!
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1 year
“We’re called Royal Blood and this is rock music”
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5 months
"As Prime Minister I introduced legislation mandating that everyone must take photo ID to vote, then forgot to take my photo ID to vote."
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"I once ended up in intensive care and told everyone I had covid, when I'd actually given myself 2nd degree burns in my nostrils with a hairdryer."
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Liz Truss turning off your life support machine.
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@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Disaster PM Liz Truss and her team allegedly looked at stopping cancer treatment on the NHS amid the chaotic fallout of her mini-Budget Thread 👇
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"We asked 100 people to name a way of saving money. You said 'withdrawing cancer treatment'...."
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1 year
"He came out of the sea and walked straight to the benefits office..."
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1 year
"I once forgot the passcode for my iPhone, despite having used it every day for my tenure as Prime Minister."
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2 months
"We've used a sex trafficking rapist as a news source by mistake."
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@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
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2 months
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says he was misled by Andrew Tate and 'other folk with big followings' into incorrectly suggesting that the man charged with the Southport killings 'was known to security services'
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Colin the Dachshund
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4 months
Like a wasp at a picnic.
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Nigel Farage MP
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4 months
I’m back.
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@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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✍️ 'Tony Blair is still ruining Britain' | Writes @miriam_cates Read the full column here ⤵️
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Colin the Dachshund
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4 months
"I once decided not to run for parliament in my own country so that I could campaign for a convicted felon in another country."
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3 years
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Lee Anderson MP
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Leave our shirt alone. 👇👇👇
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3 years
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1 year
A nation mourns the resignation of Johnson.
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2 years
"And then he told everyone to buy a kettle"
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8 months
"See that 14 hour queue? That's my fault."
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@itvnews
ITV News
@itvnews
8 months
British tourists to face 14-hour queues to enter Europe under new scheme, MPs told
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11 months
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4 months
Reform Party Ltd communications office:
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3 years
"I hear you've been having birthday parties now"
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3 years
@MattHighton Boris Johnson visits Glasgow.
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3 months
If they've been caught using Russian bots to boost their ads it will be hilarious.
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Colin the Dachshund
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3 years
@JuliaHB1 I pay road tax, but only use the roads near where I live. It's an outrage.
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Colin the Dachshund
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1 year
Sunak: "We have more in common than you might think." Ikea workers: "Like what?" Sunak: "A badly assembled cabinet"
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"We asked 100 people to name something worse than the holocaust. You said 'Banning smoking in pub beer gardens'..."
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Colin the Dachshund
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6 months
"I was standing at the urinal checking the news when my hand slipped, turned my camera on and took a photo of my privates. In my shock I dropped the phone and when it landed it sent the photo and all my contacts to the KGB."
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
A gif is born.
@LeftRig57257476
Left Right Centrist 🇪🇺 Rejoiner
@LeftRig57257476
2 months
Any GIF Creators out there😉
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Colin the Dachshund
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1 year
He'll fit in perfectly.
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@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
@BBCPolitics
1 year
Boris Johnson unveiled as new Daily Mail columnist
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4 months
In today's metaphor he's launching his campaign from the home of the Titanic.
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3 months
Reform announce new HEZ policy: only vehicles running on British mined coal will be allowed to enter.
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Colin the Dachshund
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4 months
"A brewery? Who let him go to a f***ing brewery?"
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Colin the Dachshund
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3 years
"Who is Olly Gark?"
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3 years
@BorisJohnson @G7 I'm just nipping down the road to pick the kids up.
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Colin the Dachshund
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1 year
"You're going to be discharged because we need you to go and deliver some pizzas."
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10 months
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
@UB1UB2
10 months
The full clip of the BBC presenter giving a middle finger has just come out
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
"See those 6 thick fascists on a roundabout? I did that."
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Colin the Dachshund
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4 months
Can someone record this for Sunak's parents?
@SkyNews
Sky News
@SkyNews
4 months
PM @RishiSunak and Labour leader Sir @Keir_Starmer have agreed to take part in The Battle For Number 10, a Sky News election leaders' special event, on Wednesday 12 June. Watch it live for free. #BattleForNo10 ⏰ 7pm 📍 Grimsby 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Colin the Dachshund
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"See that €7 travel visa you all now have to pay to go on holiday? That's my fault."
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Dangerous no-go area in London identified - a hotbed of substance abuse, sexual assaults and multiple back-stabbings.
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"I was so unpopular as Prime Minister that by wearing the most popular trainer ever sold in the UK I caused their sales to fall by 11%"
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4 months
#GeneralElection
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1 year
"Tell me it wasn't a f***ing guide dog........it was a f***ing guide dog."
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 months
Suddenly she doesn't seem to be as much of a fan of freedom of speech as she was this morning.
@ByDonkeys
Led By Donkeys
@ByDonkeys
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We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬
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@wiseconnector
Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
@wiseconnector
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What would you do with this space?
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Colin the Dachshund
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"Oh look. My daughter's lost her phone and sent me a new number."
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If it all goes wrong for Nigel the good news is there is a suitable venue in Clacton for a press conference.
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🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty, Five years in prison for a cornish pasty, That's cos I. Nicked a pie. Hurling bricks with all my chums, I took one on the head and in the plums, Thats why I. Am inside. And we said We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶
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"I'm sorry to tell you that Santa won't be coming this year as Mrs Claus doesn't meet the minimum earning threshold for a partner of a migrant worker."
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@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
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Hate crime law could damage trust in police - chief
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8 months
The corner:
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Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak says he is "confident" that he will win the election because Britain has "turned a corner"
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"Are you looking forward to the football?"
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Colin the Dachshund
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2 years
"Ello, I wish to register a complaint"
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@MattHighton Boris Johnson waiting for a bus with Mr Bean.
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