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ppl get up in arms abt this but … this is just influencer self defense? if you’re just some girl and a tiktoker asks you about a politically salient topic you just should be watchful? this girl is not censoring as much as shielding a drunk(er) friend from a predator.

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This video feels like a thing you don't often see adults do on camera.

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living in my head rent free for years

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never forget

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i guess you can get up in arms about what the protector girl feels is the non-controversial answer. but honestly most people don’t know the advanced tactic of “that’s wild bro” and i feel like if she knew it she would have deployed it mercilessly on this guy.

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this guy gets it

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i always think of this one. gotta learn how to deal with the urban non-obvious predators

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7 months

@AskYatharth more like “you could feel the difference between a dense city and a dense parking lot” nothing here indicates you could even make out individual houses

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16 days

if she did know more advance tactics there’s a good chance we never would have seen this video

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i like to imagine the world is slowly filling up with people who can reflect and redirect a grifter but we never see them the way we never read about non-florida men getting their dicks glued to gators

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i’m astounded by how many ppl will look at this and think “this guy is attacking/defending my specific gender and my specific opinions”. this is what life outside of containment is huh

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“have you not considered <feminist take/men’s right activist idea>???” yes. yes i have.

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@rikardhjort

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serious q for conservatives why is it bad for a woman to propose? apart from in just not being the norm, what’s the danger to society, what does it do to the social fabric?

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@RichardHanania

2 months

You’re going to watch a woman propose to a man, and still think Europeans shouldn’t be replaced by Muslims?

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3 months

things that might actually Fix You sex exercise financial stability sleep

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8 months

the efficient german society is such a myth. just consider the sheer amount of paper that the german government asks of me and then promptly loses so i have to resend it.

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16 days

@wereness that’s fair and it’s a good litmus test of “what is sensitive/political”. but the takes that “this girl is enforcing social conformance on her friend” are off.

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4 months

a recurring theme at vibe events is seeing someone who's an absolute beast of a larger-than-life character, assuming this is just an innater skill they have that you can only envy, then finding out from someone else that they were actually pretty timid or feraful like a year ago.

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regardless of your gender you should be more violent:

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@IgnoreIntuition @kathyra_ Social engineers: Hey me too, was your mother's maiden name Smith? Normal people: Almost, Sloan! SE: I knew it! Here, want to borrow my phone charger?

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what’s the reason that marriage and kids is rare in tpot? quirky ppl have a hard time finding a good match? coastal elites putting it off? not actually rare just perception? we’re all damaged somehow? what’s your thesis?

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3 months

not everyone has the time to pick up a combat sport. how can they still add. more physical violence to their lives?

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4 months

one belief about myself is that every social interaction is 98% on me. it lasts as long as i can entertain you. it starts on my initiative and unless i’m *on top of it* i will meet no new people and probably sit around alone. i invite other to things and don’t get invited

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3 years

Kids growing up today will never understand.

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@totally_canada brutal ❤️

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@RaeReadsTheory

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“have you not considered <feminist take/men’s right activist idea>???” yes. yes i have.

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wooing a twitter cutie is easy bro just search for their “me and who” posts

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3 months

lol real

FISH CEO (32/100 parentheticals)

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post drafts cowards

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3 months

i’ve gotten more compliments for my appearance in the last 4 weeks than in the previous 10 years combined

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6 months

@dissproportion his partner is wearing a hard hat and has economy of movement. main guy seems like he’s really cowboying around and flailing to make it look impressive.

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@rikardhjort

1 year

I am about to walk into the most abundant, balanced, and wealthy period of my life. I give myself permission to prosper.

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I am about to walk into the most abundant, balanced, and wealthy period of my life. I give myself permission to prosper.

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2 years

@DegenSpartan "To people who want to be rich and famous: try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job."

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@rikardhjort

3 months

oh to be a cute high openness sexual tpot girlie, what a life that must be

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3 months

I truly, seriously think we need to be more actively working with the nuance of the photo policy for camps because one photo of all the hot topless men we got would instantly fix the ratio

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remember: your ability to do good and enjoy life depends on your ability to stave off danger.

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@eigenrobot casually fending off the youtuber like a bro while friend finishes his cigarette

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4 months

dancing is lead-follow wrestling is lead-lead contact improv is follow-follow

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@rikardhjort

1 year

@diviacaroline @TylerAlterman It does, it converges to 89/90. If you have any infinite repetition in your decimal expansion, then it converges to a rational number.

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@rikardhjort

1 year

fuck it don’t know how to say this right so please interpret me charitably. I received more deep compliments at vc than I have in the last 5 years combined (not counting from fiancée) and I’m still struggling to integrate them. please don’t stop handing them out.

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@wereness yes it's "social coercion" but from all we can see it's about managing blast radius. it honestly feels like she understands what her friend is trying to say but realizing the nuance will be lost online and going "we need to talk abt this in private".

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@NihilistMonist this is a good friend

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@KavaCoffee12 she’s doing a deadpan shutdown of the question and exiting

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therapist asked during first call: "just a standard questions: do you have plans to harm yourself or anyone else?" and i cheerfully said "yes! i have an appointment to do so tonight at 6, like every friday!"

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@wereness i think you're right but you're nitpicking. ppl are saying this girl is chastising her friend for thinking the wrong thing when she's just managing PR. think about the sweden democrats -- what do they feel free to think and express externally and what they can say to the press.

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8 months

i think i do the same rant like once a month what does that tell you?

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@univrsw3th4rt is the qt some sort of sick joke? what is male existence but yearning? for companionship, for foreign shores, for greatness, for compassion

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@202accepted not even unethical

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@michelecanzi

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@SeppVonWiese i didn’t make it, i’m just the prophet delivering the message

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@SeppVonWiese i didn’t make it, i’m just the prophet delivering the message

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3 months

things that might Save You love art a mission

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@rikardhjort

3 months

vc/social takes that focus on “status” are very underpowered. “status” is like “utility”, it’s smashing a wide array of dimensions into a single scale. which is incidentally the clue to how everyone can feel simultaneously low status

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@yacineMTB you can get a used filter machine for $10 and who tf weighs their coffee?

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@rikardhjort

4 months

imagine submitting this anon feedback and then have all of jesscamp psychoanalyze you for 24 hours.

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@rikardhjort

3 years

Since we're all chatting about NFT security now, I guess this is a good a time as any to share the infinite mint exploit on the @Deadfellaz Deadfrenz Lab Passes that I found. (funds are safu)

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@michaelcurzi @thecaptain_nemo to me it feels like encouraging a strange relationship with your body that i don't want to get into. plus fertility issues. and honestly the feedback system of good habits -> good looks is just pretty elegant. i'd consider it for a serious injury though.

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i’m also not completely making this up. i called my friends and family every week during covid. once i stopped only grandma occasionally calls back. same pattern as being a child and inviting people to play. i didn’t get a bachelor party (my wife had a surprise bachelorette

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@ThatBebx sounds like going up a kegan stage if anything

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@8chabard “yea i’m too evolved for vanilla” — person who can’t enjoy subtle sublimity and only enjoy a billion spices inelegantly slapped on to make their smashed dopamine system feel *something*

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@_inju the fact that you texted not called 🫢

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leisure class maxxing

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i’m dead

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the girls love a big athletic combative guy but how do they enjoy sleeping next to the panting aching milk-farting guy who can’t sleep b/c his nervous system is fired up?

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@shinboson

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@eigenrobot casually fending off the youtuber like a bro while friend finishes his cigarette

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source @goblinodds

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my personal Zuck-style transformation. the difference between these clips is 3 years, a bit of professional expereince and a fuck ton of combat sports training. full clips below, giving similar hyper-technical talks

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3 years

@convexdegen running a validator and setting up a paid mempool-reading API is an obvious business opportunity.

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@rikardhjort

2 months

@MagnusHambleton guys if you keep piling on like this you’re gonna scare away the actual conservative takes, which is what i want to hear!

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3 months

“it would take up so much of my time and be very difficult and scary and and i’d have to give up hobbies and there’s no going back” what if all these are good things?

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if they ever make likes public again i’m toast

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11 months

global consensus seems to be that Urbit week was the best week ever and may never be surpassed.

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@RichDecibels berlin is the place to practice this ime. because of the sheer variety of dispositions it will act like an acid trip and give you back your own vibe whether that’s full german miser, cool cat, childish awe or hyper sexy cruiser.

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my love language is … a girl who loves my autistic ramblings and is good at inducing them and has a super high intimacy and sex drive wait that’s a love language right?

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@8chabard is no one suggesting bok choi? really?

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5 months

white boy summer has officially begun

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@rikardhjort

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@NathanpmYoung no no not you. i saw this all over my feed yesterday, and you caught the quote tweet because yours was the tweet I saw when the thought crystallized.

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@wereness hmm right but it’s through some indirection. “what will make this man shit up and not cause us trouble”

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@rikardhjort

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@SeanMombo he’s reasoning by example based on his inputs. he’s rarely met non-white people that contribute in ways legible to him. provincial mindset.

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@rikardhjort

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fck it why not poast fizeek

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@rikardhjort

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just got measured @ 9.5% body fat link in bio for my elite program for slimming down in just a few weeks! (deep personal crisis and anxiety-induced loss of appetite)

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my non-facetious opinion: if you’re a sensitive artist type who struggle with being masculine you should find the most testosterone-fueled activity you can stand, even if you’re scared shitless and cringing, and stick with that until it feels normal.

Tyler Alterman

@TylerAlterman

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Ok attempt at being more kiki: Sensitive artistic guys are often cowards while high-masc types are often tasteless cavemen with no emotional range I want to meet sensitive artistic men with masculine virtues. I want to befriend them and ally with them. I want to introduce them

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just got measured @ 9.5% body fat link in bio for my elite program for slimming down in just a few weeks! (deep personal crisis and anxiety-induced loss of appetite)

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@rikardhjort

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@LocaToma83 it’s an adversarial situation. the object level political opinion are irrelevant to the point here.

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3 months

i’ve found a good mind shift that’s been useful this week. i’ll get sadder when i’m down and ppl around don’t check in. but i’ve started seeing it as a compliment. “he seems like he can carry his own burden all things considered, and can deal with his own shit” which is true!

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4 months

@doododaado where do you think this meme template lives in terms of kegan stages?

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@Douglas4Wood how do you figure we’ll get there?

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@chatterb0t

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“have you not considered <feminist take/men’s right activist idea>???” yes. yes i have.

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do *not* get these two categories confused jfc that’s a road to hell if ever there was one

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@rikardhjort

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can we let the politicization of masks die? mandates sucked yes. but some ppl are more immunocompromised. or have a diff risk tolerance. or fucking hate colds. or like to hide. and it’s a good thing for them masks became normal the way they’ve been for decades in asia.

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There are people who still wear masks in public

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@visakanv all visaknv tweets are about things that are obvious and you've thought a bunch of times but never internalised because you haven't properly articulated and interconnected them.

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the masculine urge to move to usa

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@rikardhjort

10 months

the intersection of these criteria and these looks is null. the guys you’re describing have this vibe

𝑆𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎ℎ 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜🪞🪷🕊

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To me, a physically, mentally, emotionally, & spiritually healthy man — - doesn’t vape - doesn’t smoke weed - doesn’t get vaxxed - doesn’t watch porn - lift weights weekly - prioritizes his sleep - eats lots of steak & eggs - doesn’t drink tap water - doesn’t use AirPods - would

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@HamishDoodles "what if it hurts" then you suffer lol but best you can do is things that set you up to deal with the unknown: work on yourself, build strong networks, make and save money. also if you die all those things were worthwhile on their own, leaving the world a better place.

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@LawblogBob @youre_justben @mitchysuch Claustrophobic, a bit. But the city doesn't feel imposing the way most European cities do. Lots of breathing space, large green areas, almost rural feel in many neighborhoods. And the mountains are not that far away by train for a day hike.

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last year there was talk of introducing wristbands for this vc, like color coded to express “(don’t) talk to me, “(not) open to romantic interest” etc. and someone answered with a “pls bro just a little bit more legibility bro” meme and i’m so mad i can’t find the original thread