Doug Garrison @DH_Garrison Twitter profile

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9 months

This behavior and these devices need to be bullied out of existence. We need to go 100x harder than we went on Google Glass. This cannot be normalized.

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We’re so fucked.

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“Hello everybody! The Word of The Day is ‘Solidarity.’ S-O-L-I-D-A-R-I-T-Y. Solidarity!”

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BREAKING: The writers of Sesame Street have authorized a strike — unanimously. The 35 writers, unionized with the WGA, could start picketing outside the Sesame workshop offices in NYC as soon as April 24th.

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The power in this meme sub-genre is frightening.

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Periodic reminder that in addition to slave patrols, American policing has its roots in union-busting, property protection, and scab defense against striking workers. Cops have been on the wrong side of *every* labor struggle in US history and have no place in organized labor.

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Columbus City Council appoves new contract with FOP

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Happy Anniversary to this all-timer #FreeMikeDeWint

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To all the suburban divorced and soon-to-be divorced dads with lifted trucks: This is what the bed is for. Just FYI.

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@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump Nothing to see here.

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I’ve made peace with the fact that my politics may cost me my current adjunct post in higher ed and hinder my career prospects elsewhere. But some things are more important than a career. This is one of them. I stand with the students. I stand with Gaza. See you all at the Oval.

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Riot police at Dartmouth arresting and shoving to the ground a 65-year-old history professor, Annelise Orleans, for apparently yelling at them too sternly. Cool system we’ve got.

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Police officers arresting an elderly demonstrator @WMUR9

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You can hear them chanting, “Let them pray,” referring to the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim students in encampment at prayer as arrests began. Solidarity with the students. Shame on @OhioState .

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Ohio State student protesters are being arrested for “criminal trespassing” on our South Oval, a public outdoor space we use every day for gathering, studying, playing, and relaxing. #OhioState

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*grinding my teeth into a fine powder* “Every worker…deserves…a union…”

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61 Republican Staffers in Washington are forming a union.

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@olicoulsxn All I heard was “whore,” “shit,” “Satan,” and “England.” So that tracks.

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@EggerDC “Variations on A Theme” is my fav though

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Abolish the fucking police.

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These tweets were posted 85 minutes apart

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In Springfield, Ohio, there has been a massive rise in communicable diseases, rent prices, car insurance rates, and crime. This is what happens when you drop 20,000 people into a small community. Kamala Harris's immigration policy aims to do this to every town in our country.

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@nytimes Ah, so we’re at THAT stage of manufacturing consent.

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@The_Law_Boy Yeah man, same

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What two decades of a GOP statehouse supermajority does to a mfr

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Ohio ranks among worst states in country in list by U.S. News & World Report

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@KristaKafer @denverpost Little kids on roller skates in 1916 had a better grasp of solidarity than you. Incredible.

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Now imagine we all decided not to return to work on Monday.

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@LolOverruled This is like 98% of the population. People with any sort of ideological consistency are the weirdos.

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Teamsters are calling for a boycott of Molson Coors products, including Miller Lite, Coors Light, Yuengling, Topo Chico hard seltzer, Simply A strike at their Texas plant is now well into 2nd month. Union says company has offered "raises of just 0.99/hr"

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@TheRealJRSmith “workers from Africa”

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@ArmyStrang I think about maps like this a lot

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In a brief tiktok video yesterday, NYT columnist Jamelle Bouie summed up the situation pretty well: “Many students across the country are asking their political leaders, ‘Are Palestinians human?’ And the response really does seem to be, ‘No, and fuck you for asking.’”

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This resonated with some folks. Glad we all agree that pre-2010 Class 1 Light Duty trucks were truly automakers’ gifts to the American People and we’ve been robbed of what is rightfully ours ever since. And to the chuds mad about this post: lol

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@Simon_D_Dallas “Hell yeah, brother.”

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Happy Anniversary

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@theferocity White liberal: “I stand with POC!” Working class POC: *destroys sites of abusive policing & expropriates goods from box stores in face of state mandated pandemic austerity* White liberal: “Not TARGET!!!”

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@lrishConservNat I’ll see your fascist Italian police uniform design and raise you fascist Spanish military design.

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@LolOverruled So real

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hear me out: trains. in ohio.

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@ettingermentum lmao at the idea that “Russia,” “China,” and “India” are somehow representative of unitary climate zones…I get what they’re going for but c’mon

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@ArmyStrang “It’s a show about a man, his spaceship, and the weird blue goo he finds—” *class analysis, imperialist politics, and anti-colonial struggle happening everywhere* “—and THAT’S IT!”

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@DeadKennedys @having__trouble @SenatorRomney @EvanMcMullin

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@SheilaDanielleT @brendohare @BrandonKeir

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Bears are moving back into Ohio. What do they know?

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Man who inherited advertising firm from daddy tells rest of us we’re soft.

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“I’m one of these believers that this new soft attitude of ‘Oh work from home, flexibility and whatnot’ …going back to work has to happen. If I was still running a company I’d say ‘guess what you’re coming back to work.’ We’ve softened in the pandemic.”

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@RebeccaZyg The actual brand account spent days cleaning up the mess my man created before getting shut down.

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@del6264 Yes.

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@JordanUhl Both/and, not either/or

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There Is No Fucking Labor Peace 😤

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@imraansiddiqi Gross. Also an objectively unfunny bit riddled with historical inaccuracies masquerading as “facts and minutiae”

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I see the bootlickers have found this. You have your choice of appetizers before your preferred entree.

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i am once again asking you to re-rack

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@karenkasler No cops in riot gear? No mace? No tear gas? No rubber bullets? How curious.

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@kenklippenstein From “The Uninhabitable Earth,” David Wallace-Wells (2020)

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@whichAppIsThis 🤜 😵‍💫

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@poisonjr The post that made getting permabanned for impersonating a company cool

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@keithdorejel Learning that the cocaine brothers basically bullied their dad into switching from Doug Burgum to Vance makes it even better.

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@GoodPoliticGuy @DavidDeeOfPRM The fact they felt the need to add a second map with Bernie’s donors removed pretty sums up the primary

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@Doctor1Hundred We love our orange bois, don’t we

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@JessicaLBurbank A full clip. With the last one to the head while the man is immobile on the ground. That’s well beyond SYG, that’s murder.

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@dril @BenLelandOH

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Thinking about how the bosses of Tammany Hall had strikers beaten and thrown in jail during the garment workers Uprising Of The 20,000 in 1909, and fought the ILGWU at every turn…then sold their building to the union in 1943 after their political machine collapsed.

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ILGWU Look For the Union Label commercial 1981

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Without question the most stunning feat of navigation and exploration in human history.

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fuck the Roman Empire how often do you think about the Polynesian migrations

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@timerube If/when the major metro areas of the Southwest are xeriscaped to work in concert with the indigenous ecology, I think this is a conversation worth having. But the idea that the Lakes should be pumped cross country to water golf courses in Phoenix is laughable.

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Former pro brewer here: Miller is correct. Beer was brewed mostly in the home by women until the 14th-15th centuries, when advancements in brewing, storage, and transport tech enabled it to be safely exported, making it a wealth-generating commodity - i.e. “a man’s job.”

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Miller Lite has joined the woke cult

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@VoidOfRoses Guessing they control the weather with their space lasers, so this checks out.

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@PopulismUpdates “Why does the Republic of Ireland, the larger of the two Irelands, not simply eat Northern Ireland?”

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@RealMMcHale @banditelli Check the handle under the brand name. My boy took like 200k people for a ride before they perma-banned him. He got too powerful.

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Instructive:

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Kids probably have no idea, it's practically History Book stuff by now, but riot cops thugging out at the first sign of public disorder is basically (at least when it comes to white people) wasn't a thing before 9/11. In my book, I call it the emergence of Bed-Wetter Nation.

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@TrevNed @JessicaLBurbank @ninaturner

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@nytimes The millennial answer to the boomer mcmansion is a one br apartment whose rent is 3/4 of their monthly wage, actually.

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@wosunews Gonna go out on a limb and say racism and sexism

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The great thing about DSA is that if you show up consistently and decide to give a shit, people put you in charge of things. The terrible thing about DSA is that if you show up consistently and decide to give a shit, people put you in charge of things.

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@conrad_hotdish Lobbing a lit stick of dynamite into the middle of a Klan rally never felt so good.

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It’s been a quarter century since Columbine

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worth noting that over the last 19 years I’ve owned 3 Rangers, due to moving, family needs, and otherwise: an ‘03 (2005-2011), a ‘10 (2015-2018), and a ‘00 (2021- ). This is to say I’m not talking out my ass when I claim that there is something special about this class of truck.

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@Dani_Quarantine Just. Ohio.

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@legit_scumbag Speaking for my wife, but we’d be 100% on board with the caveat that we be buried like this once they’re done with so future archaeologists get a nice treat in a thousand or so years.

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This feels like it was written under duress

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@TWINKMODER1999 jizz’nary

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@AlanRMacLeod @kthalps “Next we go to Henry Kissinger for his thoughts…”

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@Tylerjoelb What’s the opposite of Midas’ Touch?

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@JeffreyGoldberg @JVLast

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@NoorBinLadin Tell us more

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@still_oppressed Eve Fartlow

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@JeffSchuhrke Ah, good. Glad they cleared that up. I was worried there for a second.

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Organizers handing out watermelon to all of us on the South Oval. Not sure how much more of this violent agitation I can handle.

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The writers went so goddamn hard in this episode

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He was more than a hero, he was a union man

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@lodgepolepines Becoming a RETVRN Guy about going out with friends, meeting someone, and seeing where the night takes you.

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@DKThomp Centrist Democrats, ‘20 vs ‘22 & ‘24

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@kareem_elrefai “What’s in the box?” “Pain [white friend desperately trying to pronounce ع]”

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@MacMargi @lyta_gold @DavidKlion @NathanJRobinson @curaffairs It’s an openly socialist publication, staffed by leftists of all stripes. Take your language policing elsewhere.

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I get so tired of people and pundits drawing moral equivalencies between “the two extremes” as an argument for centrism and ceding ground to the Far Right, when this is the list of “extreme” horrors the Left advocates:

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The left coalition that won in France wants to implement policies including: - Raise the minimum wage - Lower the retirement age to 60 - Build one million affordable homes - Freeze the price of basic needs like food and energy - Invest in infrastructure And more.

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@erobbins Chill man, don’t let the word get out like this

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Tweeted the exact minute Barack Obama was sworn in for his first term.

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there goes the neighbourhood.

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@leofsmith @newscientist @jack Libertarian find a better philosophical fallback than the tautological “human nature” challenge.

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@banditelli wholesome TL cleanser 🥰

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@MattBinder Wonder if he even bothered to put on real pants or just went with the standard business on top/sweats and slippers on the bottom look

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Family: “Please don’t talk politics at the party today.” Me: “Ok.” Also me, one beer later:

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@JonahFurman @JoshuaMound “At the bottom of it, everyone in this country knows they’re being mugged.” Hard to overstate how good the messaging from RMT has been in the face of an overwhelmingly reactionary and hostile media. Militant labor making a comeback on both sides of the pond.

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“Well we’ve got public support, despite the best efforts of the media to try and pit railway workers against nurses, teachers against railway workers.” Eddie Dempsey @RMTunion #SupportRailWorkers

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@LilJPX @doktorpaine

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And for what it’s worth, the ‘03 remains my favorite. Not just because it was my first, but because it got everything right that both the earlier and later editions missed somehow.

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