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I love this time of year. Sunshine, birds chirping, the Lime scooter tree in full bloom.

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@DefiantLs What exactly is wrong in this largely correct, yet oversimplified explanation?

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@vanillaopinions You’re so close to getting it

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@anonbirdd No truer words said and then he never said a true word again, lol

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@JoeKinseyexp The biggest news to me is that jimmer fredette is still around

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@Paul_Shrupert @daveweigel The best part about this clip is the asymmetry. It’s all somber “it’s a person’s life, that’s bigger than news” at the beginning and then by the end it’s “woohoo!!! I’m a fucking news man!!!!”

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@native719 @DefiantLs Deadly serious. What’s exactly is wrong with this statement, other than it’s insanely dumbed down

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@GroovyBruce The real alpha move is downing two tall boys throughout a movie, getting a solid buzz, and then holding that piss like the Hoover dam until the movie’s over.

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@vogontheater I agree with you wholesale. But I think that’s underselling king’s meaning, which I read as the wrongdoing of the past will burrow and fester into a supernatural evil down the road.

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@bitethehan Shocked this didn’t get posted when that “load bearing tweets” discourse was happening. “Yet another marg tower” is truly iconic

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@CHI2COL @hutchinson “Blue” is a group of people with shared ideals. Trump is a single person who wants power. The former isn’t typically how cults works

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@KentPoliceTWell My dude should be out doing kick flips, not thieving!

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@KonstantinKisin @TheOmniLiberal More substantive policy and experience discussion I see. Ya love to see it!

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@CHI2COL @hutchinson Or a cult is a cult. It’s okay bro, acceptance is hard

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@watermelon4232 Turning myself into a Rubik’s cube trying to find the fascism in this sarcastic tweet…

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Canada: Canada Day was insane! USA: What y'all do? Canada: Had a quiet dinner. But then it got nuts when we drank coffee, after midnight!

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I stare tearfully at the stack of dusty folders, knowing they'll never see the light of day.

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@EuropeInvasionn Look at that, not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment. A beautiful scene.

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@CHI2COL @hutchinson A cult

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@hotdamhistorian FDR was literally smokin that fascist pack

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@hutchinson The horseshoe is caving in on itself like that rich guy’s submarine. Unreal

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@appuntito160 You perfectly color corrected it (if that’s the proper term here). Many thanks to your beautiful brain

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@SwaeLee @ForeskinPapi_ If you don’t believe in anything, you’ll fall for everything. Remember that lil bro.

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@StephenSeanFord Fun fact: JT Walsh actually just hates Kurt Russell. A few years later he kidnaps his wife and tries to murder him

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@ThatEricAlper So many issues with this, but mainly someone who likes woody Allen so much they own a book of his prose knows what he looks like. A bill Pullman book of poetry signed by bill Paxton and you have my attention.

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@TimeHipster @conner_omalley A guy named Corb Fucker discovers a “fuck coin” that can be exchanged for sex and it “almost had you”......???? Hahaha

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@jessesingal The absolute barrage of conspiracy nonsense that is about to descend on us will be unlike anything we’ve ever seen. Buckle up folks!

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@BigHotHardMoney @bizlet7 Prompt responsibly, my friend

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@SwannMarcus89 You should hear the tale of her time at the Guggenheim. Lot of twists and turns, but essentially the same story

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Can't believe it was 8 years ago today that Trump misspelled conference as covfefe.

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@zachsilberberg How much do you think a junior/mid level copywriter makes??!

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@robdelaney as an aside on dads, you've totally co-opted the Christian dad Google search

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@alamofilmguy Not my original idea, but make him the lead in an Indiana Jones featuring a grown up short round. Maybe ford passes the torch. Maybe it’s literally just called “short round and the…” . Easiest play in Hollywood history

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@blackcapitol @Gregishome Did he like it? The world must know!

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@notwokieleaks @AndrewYang Truly well-paced, impactful, and not to mention funny. I wish there was some way he could really surge

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@KillerKillB @Landonite0323 @TiBMediaGroup @FoxNews This is absurd. I mean, distrust of the media is fine. But to think every last thing that goes against you is a lie is plain schizophrenia

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@4theculture____ Is this some new Tik Tok judge Judy shit? Or could it be fake af???

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@MeghanEMurphy If enough people were to tell you they felt you were evasive and not engaging (rather than your contention that it was destiny doing this and “feigning” exasperation) would you reconsider your current view of the “debate”?

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When you go out and buy the most expensive burglar stuff, including a revolver, and remember you're a cyber criminal.

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@LeMagicalBanana @Huskerfan5904 @nytimes I think more than that they seem to have no concept of what a normal functioning hospital looks like. People dying in the waiting area left and right because there aren’t beds is quite apocalyptic to me

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@ilikelogic @skenigsberg @BernieSanders It’s because it’s such evocative imagery. I can see a young Bernie championing a cause no one gave a damn about.

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@zachsilberberg Total flip side, but he’s my “oh shit, this about to slap” guy every time he shows up.

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@noah_rask @DefiantLs I was hedging slightly knowing this pro-Putin audience. But I agree.

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@dipperid Wow, this is infinitely worse than anything Steve said, holy shit

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@earth_soup The best part about this real quote is my whole life I thought this was a muppet joke. But no, in the book dickens was so worried his readers wouldn’t know for sure tiny Tim survived, so he wrote this almost verbatim

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Every lady walking their dog: That’s weird. He’s usually so friendly!

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@Sneaky_Taco @DefiantLs Thank you sneaky taco. Your contribution to the discourse is crucial. I have taken down your response for posterity.

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@Friended4Ever Riling up your supporters to postpone a vote, and in the meantime, trying to sneak in false electors that declare you president is pretty fascistic to me

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@Super70sSports Add little house on the prairie to that list and we’re on the same page

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@BrndnStrssng Now I’m picturing a black mirror type episode where there’s a ultra successful, yet mysterious casting director who seems to make all the right financial choices. And in the end you find out it’s chatgpt

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@Love2H8Meeee @barstoolsports Alright well you didn’t have to go there my dude...

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@shoe0nhead @JoeBiden Personally I guffawed

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Gone Girl writing system: 1. Watch real murder trial (ex.Scott Peterson) 2. Wait 10 years 3. Write story verbatim for teen girls 4. Profit

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@Just_Caffrey @SwaeLee @ForeskinPapi_ Guzzling one man’s horseshit over everyone else is being the biggest mark of all time. Good luck and god bless

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@hankgreen Twitter is a too big to fail situation in my eyes. It has genuinely been made worse by many of Elon’s decisions, but it is basically a public utility that cannot go away

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@BretWeinstein Why be so vague? State your case against him? He thinks free will is a farce. You don’t. Why?

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@bigb_78 @D_isthename_ @iDREWit It’s less about the idea of splitting checks generally and more about the obnoxious person fighting over literal pennies when the bill comes. It’s easier for the waiter, and honestly the diners themselves, if you just do an even split

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@IamSean90 @zachlubarsky Sean you’re nothing if not intellectually honest on almost every other topic. Calling this plan “sketchy” or “obscure legal theory” are just tired euphemisms for stealing the election.

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@urdadssidepiece I don’t know how to explain it, but I get this reference without really knowing the reference. Well done

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@benmekler This kinda makes my blood boil. I have utter disdain for these accounts and those like them

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@Rothmus What kind of self respecting Mexican restaurant is just called “the new” and uses the feminine La when it should be el?

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I’m only going to let my kids watch a collection of VHS tapes. That way it’ll blow their minds when they find out we have devices that can pull up any movie ever. I figure it’s the closest any of us will get to time travel, and I’m willing to give that to them.

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Band: This is the greatest song we've recorded. It perfectly encapsulates our message as artists. Manager: It's going on the B-sides.

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@MachinePix @Topfelya Me after one trip to the public library

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@Super70sSports Knowing Richard linklater, this was 100% one of his pal’s grandpas, living in Austin, TX his whole life who just loved high school football for real.

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@sylvaniandrama I am so Martin coded (live by the sword, die by the gluten)

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@LaFemmeFrank @historyinmemes As a rabid mall rat as a teen I could not disagree more. The mall was a magical place where finding commerce and yourself converged.

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@TheCinesthetic John Carpenter’s The Thing, arguably one of the finest films ever made and widely panned at the time

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@NateSilver538 @mattyglesias Currently living in Chicago and will just randomly go up to Milwaukee for a day or weekend (you can ride the train all the way!). Think it’s a great city

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@CantEverDie Politics has been 80% vibes, 20% substance since forever. 2016 hits and Trump turned it into a total vibe circus and it won’t go back until he’s no longer viable

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@pajamawitch @ecareyo “🎵we went to the moon in 1969, not 1970 but a year soooooner. And when we got there, the astronauts were fine, because they’d made a landing that was luuuuuunar🎵” forever burned into my brain to this day.

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@PleaseBeGneiss My new thing is going to be commenting “hey I liked this” on every post I like.

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This is Henry and he's sad. Why is he said? Because veganism murdered his whole family during the 2016 hummus harvest. #veganismurder

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@DirkSchwenk My only question is why would these judges willingly pull the temple down on their heads? Surely they can see this will be weaponized against at one point or another

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@ChrisOfTheFens @StandUptoWoke Well now I kinda feel bad for the journalist, who while not being very clear with his intent, was pointing out the absurdity that a parasite a South Korean film with all SK actors IS eligible for the Oscar’s, while this film featuring Danes will not

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@USSRdad Please tell me at least SOME cigarillos are part of crazy Tuesday??

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@ElijahSchaffer

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@IM_AGIRAFFE Y’all seem to be the ones most in the thick of it

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@daveweigel Let Biden be Biden

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@ObsoleteSony This is what I imagined bars would look like in 2024. We need to go back

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@hutchinson Seeing the pearl clutching about this response from all the usual suspects. These people are as gone as your worst MAGA uncle.

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@mattyglesias You just described an individual that doesn’t exist. The type described in the first bullet cares about policy the way a whale cares about rain.

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@CarlBeijer “I’ve already challenged you to a pie eating contest. I won’t be joining and the pies are actually razor blades and if you refuse it is because you fear my intellect.”

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@GAFollowers What’s just as scary as the shooting itself is the utter hysteria people experience (which I totally understand of course) that causes people to get trampled and run over.

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@LexiAlex “U.S. Americans”

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@rpjpaints @Paul_Shrupert @daveweigel Still feels off when a bunch of people are still dead and a lady is critical going into surgery when you were JUST chastising this sort of behavior

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@IamSean90 How about joke writers to do the jokes?

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@CantEverDie Is chicken vindaloo super “basic” Indian food? Cause I do like that (I also like butter chicken…)

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@NancyTwinMama @chris_notcapn “I want to speak to Mr. Delta IMMEDIATELY!!!”

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@IrrationalChad How has a “r/real_LSF” not sprung up? This is typically the trajectory of every sub like this once it gets to this point

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@jonathanburwell @_marisaX_ @aaronsfisher @JacobKaplan17 Man, you theatre kids really are a unit... haha. Sorta jealous

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@NateSilver538 @NormanChad I don’t know this guy at all, but have you spoken publicly about the potential conflict of interest in what you do and Thiel’s clear goals?

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Just when you thought tsunamis couldn't get any worse...

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@3YearLetterman The word “mind” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here…

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@hutchinson As a casual observer of Rogan over the years, this trajectory is all the more sad given he’d pretty much given up most of his conspiratorial thinking, including anti-vax bullshit, as of 2019. And then Covid quite literally re-broke his brain…

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@zachsilberberg I’ve been a wreck for the past 30 minutes. Like the opening of UP on steroids.

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@SwannMarcus89 I’d rather sleep with spiders in my bed than have a single one of these in my home, straight up

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@GAFollowers I was a teenage cashier at Zaxbys. Got completely schooled by a crackhead. They give you a hundo, you give them change then they do some kind of crackhead voodoo and convince you to give the hundo back cause they have a smaller bill. I sound dumb but in the moment it’s art.

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