Jacob Kaplan @JacobKaplan17 Twitter profile

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Jacob Kaplan

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2 years

Never forget when I tutored a kid whose primary form of communication was Snapchat

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High school English teacher who surprises students with his human side

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Today is my birthday. 3 years ago, I went on a solo scavenger hunt around New York to visit all the stores that give you free stuff on your birthday. A friend of mine called it “one of the saddest things they’d ever heard.” Things are looking up!

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4 years

High school senior who thinks they don’t have to cancel the spring musical

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9 months

@RoJoHen I cleaned out the 50th St Godiva

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4 years

Every opening to a college improv show

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1 year

The “Revitalized Downtown” in every small American city

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1 year

The title of every political book since 2016

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10 months

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

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4 years

Every song from high school choir

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High school director dropping hints about next year’s shows

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3 years

People who still use humor from the first month of the pandemic

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2 years

Non theater boyfriend whose girlfriend is in the musical

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1 year

Just saw this article from my college and truly thought it was an Onion headline

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8 months

So is there just never gonna be a new soda? Truly, when was the last time you heard about a new soda

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3 years

Every abstract opening line in a New York Times article

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2 years

These are the theater kid equivalent of that 18-in-1 shampoo thing

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2 years

The moment in a Shakespeare play that the audience inexplicably finds hilarious

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4 years

Every high school theatre pre-show ritual

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3 years

The Upper West Side’s most underrated feature is that there's always a 30% chance of running into Richard Kind

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3 years

The 8 year-old kid in a movie about a single dad looking for love

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3 years

The moment in a biopic when a famous historical figure is introduced in a casual way

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3 years

If Buzzfeed reported on major events throughout history

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Every song in a musical about a teen boy who doesn’t fit in

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Jacob Kaplan

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4 years

Seasoned writer giving advice to aspiring writers

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4 years

Every college boyfriend during a fight

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High school theater golden boy explaining why he didn’t get the lead

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4 years

Teacher explaining his late work policy

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3 years

When someone in a documentary tries to justify a horrible thing they did in the past

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3 years

Kid trying to make conversation after being left alone with his friend's parent

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4 years

Kid in a school play overcorrecting on the director’s notes from the night before

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3 years

The “fun bits” during a college a cappella performance @kylegordon101

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3 years

Every male best friend in a late 2000s Disney/Nick show

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4 years

fuck, marry, kill: "these unprecedented times" "when this is all over" "...back to normal (whatever that means!)"

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3 years

Going into a small town shop with absolutely no intention of buying anything

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4 years

Kid telling a story from camp to his friends from home

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4 years

Fun uncle commenting on a life event you posted about on Facebook

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4th Grader giving his ancestry presentation but his Mom’s side of the family are M&Ms

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3 years

4th grader administering the vaccine

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2 years

Kid who always does the “creative option” for a class assignment

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4 years

Fun museum tour guide during a field trip

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1 year

“Cinderellas in the room Good and Bad, all here I presume”

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1 year

She's baaaack! Academy Award winner and Tony Award nominee @arianadebose returns to host the 76th Annual #TonyAwards on June 11! Watch LIVE at 8pm ET/5pm PT on @CBS , and streaming live and on-demand on @paramountplus .

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4 years

Young professional posting a LinkedIn status

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3 years

Crazy how in 2011 Carey Mulligan and I looked exactly the same

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3 years

Did it hurt? When you had to split a lead role in a middle school production of Into the Woods Jr.?

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3 years

Olivia RodriGO to the polls!

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4 years

Friend who takes board games very seriously but also wants to seem chill

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3 years

No one wields more power than 6-8 year old Jews, just sitting on that Santa news

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2 years

College tour guide trying to spin the negative aspects of the school

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1 year

Guy who just moved to New York showing his friend around the city (watch to the end for small medical emergency)

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4 years

The “non-dancer” role in a school musical

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4 years

High school sophomore who’s mainly friends with seniors

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2 years

If The Daily reported on major events throughout history

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1 year

I was literally just saying this

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3 years

Every arbitrary covid restriction

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2 years

Every kid you meet during icebreakers in college

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3 years

Every social media post after someone finishes a creative project

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4 years

Dad at a school musical who came straight from work

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9 months

@jumbotronlegend Godiva or auntie Anne’s!

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3 years

Kid who has to leave school early for a doctor’s appointment

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3 years

Rowdy 8th Grader on the Class Overnight Trip

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3 years

It wasn’t an elementary school creative project if there wasn’t a blooper reel at the end

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3 years

Every comedy bro in an improv scene

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3 years

Surprise parties are a great way to ensure that a group text exists with every member of your friend group except you

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3 years

Every college “re-imagining” of a show

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2 years

Guys who’ve lived in New York for less than a year

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Jacob Kaplan

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1 year

This is the most shocking piece of news for the Georgetown Day School theater community since I got passed over for the Baker in Into the Woods

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1 year

Ariana Grande is dating 'Wicked' costar Ethan Slater, according to TMZ.

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3 years

Are you a writer, or did you just get high praise on a creative assignment in 12th grade English?

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Every sign outside an 11 year old boy’s room

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2 years

Every platitude in a college class

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4 years

College professor telling a mildly funny joke that the class finds HILARIOUS

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4 years

@just_in_kacey ahh thank you! Gaining the approval of English teachers has been most of my life's work

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3 years

High school principal trying to prove he has a personal connection with every student

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3 months

Would be very interested to hear Target’s telling of the story of Passover

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POV: You’re in 7th grade and it’s Monday morning. I show up to school wearing these, which is how you learn there was a bar mitzvah over the weekend that you weren’t invited to.

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3 years

Has anyone ever noticed that every member of Pentatonix looks like they could work for the Columbia office of Undergraduate Student Life

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1 year

Ugh, accidentally bought two copies of the same book 🤦

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4 years

Democratic phone banker who accidentally calls a phone sex hotline

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2 years

Never forget in 5th grade when, for safety, I changed my email from “jskrocks1997” to “jskrocks97” (logic was that 1997 revealed my exact age, but 97 left open the possibility that I was born in 1897)

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Guy at a high school party who barely made the invite list

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4 years

@realchoppedliva “I don’t know the first thing about electricity”

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Guy in an all-male a cappella group

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2 years

Every teacher in a coming of age movie

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3 years

Dad giving advice about how to make it in comedy

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2 years

Twitter is filled with people who put blooper reels at the end of all their school projects

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4 years

POV: It’s 2011, we’re at a middle school dance, and I’m flirting with you HARD

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3 years

Parler’s #1 Front Facing Camera Comedian

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3 years

There's no humiliation like walking into an empty restaurant and telling the host you have a reservation

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3 years

Every high school assembly that’s “not like the other assemblies”

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4 years

The plot of every musical written before 1960

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11 months

NYC Food-ventures: Apple

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1 year

This is underrated worse than “ducking”

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Jacob Kaplan

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2 years

May have just said the saddest sentence in the English language: “The menu says you need at least two people for the fondue, but could you make an exception since I’m eating alone?”

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Jacob Kaplan

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Every platitude about social media