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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 month
Is my boyfriend too hot? Experts remai— *cock sucking noises*
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
my bf is so hot, wtf
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@cub_lad
cob monke
6 months
sick of working through my weekends, i wanna read books and fuck dudes 😤
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@cub_lad
cob monke
4 months
I should call etc etc
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
these boys! 🥵
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
@grumpycubau huh damn, my cock looks good getting sat on haha
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@cub_lad
cob monke
5 months
one more month of deadlines then i can go back to my real job, elden ring dual-wielding katana runs :)
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
It's interesting when dudes with locked accounts with bible verses quoted in their bios message me on here being "im horrrrny" -- like yes, I am going to tease you about it, yes, I am going to tell you whip your dick out. Why are you running away? Goofy ass behaviour.
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 month
@grumpycubau Damn if only I knew whose butt that was, ah well 😌
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
I’m built like this btw
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@cub_lad
cob monke
3 months
Once like 10 years ago I was hooking up with someone in Germany and he asked if I was Brazilian because I had body hair lol
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
Nothing like taking my ADHD meds, opening up the word doc, having all my readings at the ready, having my project spec diligently annotated, and then calmly reading why John Carter was the biggest box office bomb of all time for two hours.
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@cub_lad
cob monke
7 months
why tf did i let me myself get hooked on FF7 in the second week back of the semester i have to write a minor thesis
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@cub_lad
cob monke
9 months
I finally have some outdoor furniture, I can go drink my gay little coffee in the sun 🥹
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@cub_lad
cob monke
11 months
that ikea bed made of twigs never stood a chance
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lil haitian boy in boxers
11 months
Show of hand ✋🏾 have you ever broken a bed fucking?
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@cub_lad
cob monke
9 months
I’m always tempted to go to Chunk but I always struggle to get into the music and the vibe, but the boys are cute…
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 month
Just eating my McChicken burger $28.99 USD
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
its 22 degrees again and i feel fucking alive
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@cub_lad
cob monke
6 months
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 month
8:15 is too late for a dinner reservation on a Sunday night, sorry
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@cub_lad
cob monke
5 months
shadow of the erdtree save me.. shadow of the erdtree save me shadow of the erdtree
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@cub_lad
cob monke
9 months
Can’t wait for March when summer will finally come to Melbourne
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
Tempted by the 4pm coffee, fearful of the 8pm chest hurties
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@cub_lad
cob monke
7 months
One episode in and I think I’m gonna love Shogun
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@cub_lad
cob monke
4 months
Nuts are really hiding from the cold here lol
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
"For I know the plans I have for you, and your nervous dick” declared Me, Cublad, "plans to make ya cum and not to harm you, plans to give you a boner and a bred hole." Like what did you expect? 😂
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
how is goodreads still the ugliest website on the internet
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@cub_lad
cob monke
7 months
@grumpycubau Let me sleeeeeeep 😭
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
I don’t often post my thoughts about world stuff on here but what’s happening Gaza right now is beyond insane
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
Inflatables 🤔 thinking…
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@cub_lad
cob monke
9 months
Ondansetron straight up saving my life atm
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
Hypothetical sexy satyr costume for halloween but the pants are only open on one side 👀
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@cub_lad
cob monke
11 months
Yes, you can do all the other things too 😌
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
this but with ceramics
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
@grumpycubau / most blinded by sun
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
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@cub_lad
cob monke
5 months
Chudai
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
I wish Olympic skateboarding was on all the time
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@cub_lad
cob monke
2 months
@grumpycubau im still a little dizzy heh
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@cub_lad
cob monke
4 months
God I wish I still had an iPod classic lmao
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@cub_lad
cob monke
3 months
@grumpycubau Let’s tag team him again soon
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
@grumpycubau Bless you my good man 😘
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 month
@grumpycubau This is so fucking funny
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@cub_lad
cob monke
11 months
@grumpycubau Still an incredible, mouth watering shot 😍
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
The gym is playing Viking-core emo-bass and it’s making me kinda miss the trashy Adele remixes I used to hear lol
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10 months
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@cub_lad
cob monke
10 months
@grumpycubau We're in our new-wave era lol
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@cub_lad
cob monke
11 months
letterboxd is for me now what twitter was for me 10 years ago
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@cub_lad
cob monke
9 months
@grumpycubau Soon 😘😘😘
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@cub_lad
cob monke
17 days
this movie is going to be so fucking funny, i cant wait
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Exclusive clip from Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘MEGALOPOLIS’ Now in theaters.
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
again
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@cub_lad
cob monke
7 months
Lodging the magic bullet infomercial on letterboxd
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@cub_lad
cob monke
4 months
kinda a good thing i pivoted HARD to a strength/faith build just before this, wowee
@cub_lad
cob monke
5 months
shadow of the erdtree save me.. shadow of the erdtree save me shadow of the erdtree
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@cub_lad
cob monke
29 days
@grumpycubau UMMMM better roll for persuasion SWEATY 🤪
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@cub_lad
cob monke
1 year
@grumpycubau come home and grab a chair, oh maybe bring beers :)
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@cub_lad
cob monke
3 months
Just according to keikaku-nut tree
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@cub_lad
cob monke
4 months
@dontmind_xxx_ Oh believe me, it was fucking great
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