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Stan

@Crewsett

8 years

I won't complain about Jon Lester's hitting ever again.

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@Crewsett

1 year

When Drew Smyly When it sets up gives up early leads the comeback

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@Crewsett

4 years

Freddie Freeman is a 6’5” 240 professional athlete and he wasn’t able to get up out of his bed

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4 years

FL Gov Ron DeSantis says he won’t close the state’s gyms because “If you are good shape you have a very, very low likelihood of ending up in significant condition as a result of the #coronavirus .”

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Remember how big a deal it was when the Cubs won it all? This team just won their first title in 51 years, the longest drought in DWL history. San Pedro de Macorís (biggest baseball hotbed on the island) is gonna be LIT.

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@Crewsett

18 days

My analysis on Nate Pearson

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@Crewsett

8 years

One of the most emotional moments I've ever seen. Watch Jose Fernandez be reunited with his grandmother:

Jose Fernandez's grandmother sees him pitch for the first time

Jose Fernandez's grandmother attended the Miami Marlins' opener and saw him pitch for the first time since he left Cuba at age 15.Olga Fernandez, who lives i...

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@Crewsett

6 years

Christian Yelich looks like that kid in high school who’s in the middle of a really awkward growth spurt

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@Crewsett

2 years

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@StelliniTweets

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The prototypical Miggy knock - hard hit and oppo. The man is one of the best I’ve ever seen at going the other way.

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@Crewsett

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I always say it. This is indirectly one of the most important plays in Chicago Cubs history. Campana scores here because Yonder Alonso was unplayable in LF. It proved Cincinnati could not play him over Votto. So they traded him to San Diego. And San Diego chose Alonso > Rizzo.

Daily Random Cub

@DailyRandomCub

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On this date in random Cub history: August 5, 2011 @Tcampana_24 hits his first and only MLB home run. It was an inside-the-park, two-run homer in the Cubs 4-3 win over Cincinnati.

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@Crewsett

7 years

Cubs just hit for the cycle lol

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@Crewsett

6 years

I hope y’all realize that Pedro Strop has pitched 329 innings of 2.65 baseball with the Cubs. 329 highly stressful innings of 2.65 baseball with the Cubs. We’re talking best relief pitcher in org history soon. Appreciate him.

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@Crewsett

5 years

THE REAL PUNISHMENT IS ASTROS HITTERS WILL NOW HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT PITCH IS COMING

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@Crewsett

1 month

Michael Busch, top three first baseman.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Did MLB Pipeline just update this? It all feels new.

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@Crewsett

6 years

Fuck I miss that guy

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@Miss_Met

6 years

RE: Bat flips, I always go back to this Bryce Harper quote about Jose Fernandez...

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@Crewsett

3 months

Whatever helps keep your hope alive, just know, it doesn’t matter

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Happy Skenes Day to all who observe.

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@Crewsett

1 year

I think there’s a reasonable argument to start Candelario at first and keep playing Nick Madrigal at third. Sorry not sorry.

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@Crewsett

5 years

When normies try slide like Javy

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WHOOP!

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@Crewsett

1 year

Patrick Wisdom and Jared Young went 0-for-7 with five strikeouts in massive leverage situations. If they come through just once the Cubs win that series 3-1. That’s the biggest argument for buying. They’re in first place with competent corner infielders.

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@Crewsett

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If the Cubs get into contention And if Cody Bellinger’s knee doesn’t allow him to play CF gracefully And if Tauchmann falls off the table… I think the Cubs should call PCA up from Double-A straight to Wrigley.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Are we banging the “DFA Hosmer” drum today? Cuz I’m down for that party

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@Crewsett

5 years

Kyle Schwarber hasn’t had a multi-strikeout game since July 23rd (both against Madison Bumgarner, against whom he shouldn’t have been playing). Prior to that, July 7th against the White Sox (still the first half). In the second half he has 7 homers, 9 walks... and 8 strikeouts

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@Crewsett

3 years

Alfonso Soriano and a fan

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@Crewsett

6 years

“Stop viewing Cole Hamels as a savior.” The Cubs don’t need saving. “Cole Hamels wont put you over the top.” They Cubs are already at the top.

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@Crewsett

1 year

WGN was such a fucking good broadcast, man. Len and JD were legendary together and I’m really appreciating them so much more in hindsight. What a stark comparison. Boog is a baseball nerd, but he’ll always just be a national dude. This is overexposure.

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@Crewsett

8 years

But no matter how amazing his pitching, hitting, and emotions were, this smile is what I'll remember most about Jose Fernandez:

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@Crewsett

6 years

He already was

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@_PapoLuca

6 years

Gleyber Torres will be WS MVP. Screenshot this.

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@Crewsett

4 years

Trevor Bauer lost two games in the 2016 World Series, which was won by the Chicago Cubs. People forget that. Pass it on to remind them.

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@Crewsett

3 years

Nico Hoerner got four at bats with the Iowa Cubs last night and was pinch hit for. Hopefully he was on a plane to Cincinnati shortly thereafter.

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@Crewsett

9 years

This is phenomenal

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@Crewsett

6 years

I wanted to hear Thom’s call. Did not disappoint.

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@Crewsett

3 years

I want this guy to have all the success

Bleacher Nation

@BleacherNation

3 years

Yu Darvish Stole Anthony Rizzo’s Walk-Up Music -

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@Crewsett

6 years

Astros won the World Series nine months ago

4029news

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6 years

Baby boom! Texas hospital delivers 48 babies in 41 hours

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9 years

The Dodgers are getting three dicks: Wood, Johnson, and Latos.

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@Crewsett

4 years

Holy shit I’m a homeowner and I’m engaged

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@Crewsett

4 years

That elbow move is legendary and should immortalized in baseball media

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4 years

RIP Joe Morgan. 🙏

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@Crewsett

2 years

Well holy shit. I get married today.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Oh my god I hate Eric Hosmer so damn much. Sucks the joy out of everything on all sides of the ball.

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@Crewsett

3 years

I want high batting averages back. I want middle infielders to be valuable for contact ability and stolen bases. I want ridiculous defense back. Pitch outs. Back picks. Catchers showing off their arms. Tired of the all or nothing dinger and strikeout game.

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@Crewsett

1 year

You have to buy. Just have to.

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@Crewsett

7 years

a guy who throws 100 An accurate catcher The fastest tagger in the world LETS SEND OUR 245 POUND DESIGNATED HITTER TO STEAL!!!!!

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@Crewsett

7 years

I'm so glad Ryan Dempster didn't want to go to Atlanta

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@Crewsett

11 months

Thank you Craig Breslow

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@Crewsett

7 years

Dex misses us too

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@Crewsett

2 years

Right before Christopher Motel’s double play, Nelson Velazquez made pretty much the same throw from right field to hold up a run. That isn’t getting talked about nearly enough.

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@Crewsett

1 year

12 runners left on base. Eric Hosmer responsible for six of them. He’s actively costing you games. You’re going to miss out on the division by a handful of games.

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@Crewsett

6 years

Someone posted this and captioned it “Elon Musk”

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@Crewsett

9 months

I just embarrassed myself trying to share a post my wife posted originally and I’ve never felt this old regarding any technology so rather than attempting to do it on this platform too I’ll just skip the fanfare: We’re pregnant. My beautiful baby boy arrives in the spring.

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@Crewsett

4 years

@minakimes Marie Kondo and Shohei Ohtani winning the Japanese woman and man of the year

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@Crewsett

1 year

Someone tell this nerd he’s in Chicago and he can curse now

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@Crewsett

7 years

Jharel Cotton just threw ten consecutive changeup and struck out the side in order

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@Crewsett

1 year

You need PCA tonight. You cannot face Milwaukee without your 26 best.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Is it time to admit that Javier Assad has become what we wanted Keegan Thompson to be this year? Man has come so clutch in these long relief situations.

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@Crewsett

4 years

Should’ve never shifted from these

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@Crewsett

3 years

Truly do love to see it

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@Crewsett

6 years

White players are always bulldogs with fighting spirit. They’re passionate and gritty. Non-whites are cocky and showoffs. Flashy playing style. Disrespect the game. Scherzer screams obscenities at himself and he’s in the zone. Carlos Martínez does it and he’s a hot head.

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@Crewsett

4 years

The year is 2035. 51-year-old Melky Cabrera has signed a one-year deal with the Las Vegas Spiders after hitting .285/.315/.410 with the Montreal Expos. He is expected to compete for left field with Mike Trout Jr., who might become the first 15-year-old in MLB since Joe Nuxhall.

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@Crewsett

3 years

What a bullpen trio

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@Crewsett

5 years

The Billy Wagner disrespect needs to stop. The man was elite on the mound.

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5 years

@jaysonst Thank you. 🔥

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@Crewsett

1 year

The Worst Hitter You Know Just Made a Great Point

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@Crewsett

6 years

I hope Dexter Fowler makes a burner account and seamlessly transitions into Cubs Twitter to talk shit about everything St. Louis

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@Crewsett

1 year

If the Cubs are serious about attracting Shohei Ohtani, they’ve got to show him they’re gonna put a competitive product on the field. That begins right now. You gotta buy for this postseason push, but also for 2024.

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@Crewsett

2 years

Cristian Hernandez is filling out

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@Crewsett

1 year

Chris Volstad stuff, Jose Quintana confidence, Tyler Chatwood command, Edwin Jackson contract.

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@Crewsett

4 years

Lmfao a fucking serial killer gets captured alive

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@Crewsett

6 years

For anyone saying Javy shouldn’t be in the derby because it’ll ruin his swing... have you seen Javier Báez swing? Dude literally tries to homer all the time regardless.

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@Crewsett

2 years

Nico Hoerner has arguably been the most productive player drafted in 2018.

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@Crewsett

7 years

Hot Take: It's the media who should learn Spanish, not the players English. It's YOUR job to connect them to the public.

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@Crewsett

5 years

It’s easy to forget how big Shoro Ohtani actually is. Hachimura is a 6’8” beast.

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@WashWizards

5 years

🇯🇵 Rui Hachimura x Shohei Ohtani 🇯🇵

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@Crewsett

7 years

Oh woooooow. This fight wasn't even recorded live. Here's unedited film of Canelo vs Chavez Jr.

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@Crewsett

5 years

MLB: Don’t personalize any items on your uniform! Don’t show emotion on the field when you do something well! Also MLB: we have no idea how we can rectify young people’s perception of us being boring

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@Crewsett

7 years

Shohei Ohtani is already the most beloved baseball player on Twitter

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Baseball taking over NFL Sunday. Love it.

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@Crewsett

7 years

I'm so glad the Cubs called Jose Quintana up from Triple-A Chicago.

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@Crewsett

4 years

Make the effort to learn how to pronounce a player’s name if it is your job to speak about players

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@Crewsett

1 year

The irony of saying the season depends on these games, but still rolling out Jared Young and Miles Mastrobuoni on the corners is palpable.

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@Crewsett

5 years

I’ll never forgive Maddon for making Strop take that completely unnecessary AB in Washington where he ruined his hamstring. It was all downhill from there. Thank you for everything you did for the Cubs, Pedro. I’ll argue on your behalf as the greatest Cubs reliever ever.

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@Crewsett

4 months

I have a new favorite day. My son is here.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Cubs need to stop meddling around with Miles Mastrobuoni and Edwin Rios. They have real decisions to make with Yonathan Perlaza (MiLB free agent at the end of the season) and Jake Slaughter (Rule 5 eligible). Both players will be sought after by big-league clubs.

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@Crewsett

1 year

Every year the Cubs find some random ass relievers and produce a competent bullpen. Every single year. The new guy can stay.

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@Crewsett

11 months

Nothing but love and support for my right fielder @suzuki_seiya_sb

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@Crewsett

6 years

Bachelor’s degree: acquired.

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@Crewsett

6 years

The cool thing about Heyward hitting is that now nobody has any reason to dislike him. Stand-up dude. Great smile. A joy to watch defensively. And now he’s clutch. Like what the hell? I think I like him.

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@Crewsett

3 years

If you’re gonna go to one of the Astros-Dodgers games, please behave like an adult and record the fights in landscape mode.

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@Crewsett

5 years

Yu Darvish walked six Marlins on May 9th, Trevor Richards (the pitcher) being the last one. He did not walk a Cincinnati Red on May 15th. He faced 12 batters before his first walk tonight. That’s a string of 33 consecutive batters who did not walk. Improvements. I’m a happy boy.

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@Crewsett

1 year

They made Devin Williams throw 25 pitches which is massive for tomorrow. Alzolay threw ten.

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@Crewsett

7 years

All five top Cubs draft picks from 2011 to 2015 played last night

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@Crewsett

7 years

It looks like Albert just ripped that cards fan's heart out and is now bringing it back to the village as a sacrifice

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@Crewsett

7 years

Have you tried turning kris bryant off and turning him back on?

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@Crewsett

3 months

18.1 IP, nine hits, zero runs. Not bad for the back of the rotation, eh?

Bleacher Nation

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In a series that featured neither Shota Imanaga nor Justin Steele, the Chicago Cubs' starting pitchers allowed 0 runs against the Brewers. Hayden, Jameson, and Javy. Helluva series.

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@Crewsett

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Getting close to the point where Dustin Kelley’s gotta go. Every hitter has regressed. It’s his job to catch what’s wrong and that’s just not happening.

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@Crewsett

7 years

Jesus Christ, Junior Lake.

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@Crewsett

8 years

Summing it up for anyone visiting my timeline. Please retweet this one.

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@Crewsett

6 years

All those warning track fly balls should count cuz they’re actually triples and then Baez steals home

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@Crewsett

7 years

Jesus Christ look at this dude's arms

Cleveland Guardians

@CleGuardians

7 years

If you don't use #RallyTogether in your tweets Yandy will find you. (Just kidding -- he's like the nicest person ever. But use it anyway.)

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@Crewsett

1 year

Wow this Keith Law list is really bullish on the Cubs: 14 Kevin Alcántara 18 Pete Crow-Armstrong 53 Cade Horton 55 Matt Shaw James Triantos gets an honorable mention and is said to be a top 100 prospect had Law gone that long.

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@Crewsett

1 year

I just realized I haven’t actually thought about the pitch clock since like… early May?

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@Crewsett

4 years

Jim Deshaies always catches me by surprise with just how much baseball he knows. Just catches every subtlety, puts into a context, then explains it in terms the everyday person can understand. What a joy it is to listen to him.

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@Crewsett

5 years

Thank fucking God they didn’t hire Joe Girardi

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@Crewsett

7 years

Kris Bryant shouldn't have downloaded iOS 11

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@Crewsett

5 years

One of the dudes who tried to jack David Ortiz got his face beaten in

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