Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP Twitter profile

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@ChristinaP

1 month

Thanks for all the love ❤️❤️

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Happy Mother’s Day! My @netflix special MOM GENES is out now.

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5 years

Just so u know, nobody is genuinely happy for u when u post your workout brag on Instagram.

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2 years

Super model? More like SUPPER MODEL 🍔🌮🌭

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2 years

Yumi Nu 'shaking' over SI Swimsuit cover reveal

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Fuck anybody who hates on emotional needs dogs on planes. Seeing a cute ass puppy in first class makes me happier than any of you human turds.

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2 years

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Also a reminder you’re an adult and can get hammered any time you want. You don’t need a holiday.

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5 years

#believewomen

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5 years

@ChristinaP @TheoVon “I know that I never held a chihuahua probably in my entire life.” - Theo

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6 years

Uh oh pull up ur jeans !

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4 years

If a celebrity votes without posting it on Instagram, did it even happen?

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2 years

This is inspiring (me to go to the gym).

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2 years

This is a real model walk in 2023:

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6 years

I feel sick with sadness today. RIP Brody Stevens. I’ll never forget watching him do warm up for Chelsea Lately. Was my favorite thing in comedy ever.

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5 years

Happy Mother’s Day !

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5 years

Everything about Coachella sounds like my personal hellgarden.

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5 years

Happy Father’s Day to all the great dads out there. To all the bad ones - I hope u get dick cancer ❤️.

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5 years

Marriage is using your spouse’s toothbrush and not giving a shit. I love u @tomsegura ❤️❤️👖

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6 years

Hey @Starbucks you think you could put more than one toilet in each location? U serve cups of bowel and bladder torture. It only seems fair.

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5 years

Lady next to me just ordered vodka and soda on this 8am flight to Austin. Powerful way to start the day! See u soon, Texas.

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7 years

Mommies, I reached 70,000 followers and last night @tomsegura and I 69’d ! Happy New Years, Jeans. Here’s to a fantastic 2018.

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4 years

I’ve been housebound for the last 5 years with kids. Shit don’t faze me.

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6 years

Jeans update : we are safe and sound away from danger. Thanks for all your kind words. 👖👖❤️❤️

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5 years

The new Joker trailer looks like a documentary about how Stand Up Comedians are made. #imIN

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4 years

On the bright side - we’ll get to see who the die hard antivaxxers are in about one year.

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5 years

All new YMH is up with @TheoVon a very touching ep! @tomsegura

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1 month

Womp, womp. It's true.

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1 month

Major update… Tina's Got Titty Cancer. This sounds like a bit, it’s not. A tit-shattering episode of #YourMomsHouse is out now.

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4 years

Thank u so much for tuning in to YMH Live it was amaze !!

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5 years

🐻👖❤️

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5 years

Fucking hate that Instagram isn’t working today. Really missing all your workout updates, hot girls looking “ugly” in mud masks & inspirational quotes. #twitterisacesspool

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5 years

All new YMH with my faves @HilaKleinH3 and @h3h3productions love when these two come on. 👖👖👍👍

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5 years

This looks like the most annoying thing to deal with while in labor. I’d kill @tomsegura if he did this.

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"You are my best friend, soulmate, and in just a few pushes, you’ll be the most amazing mother our daughter could ever ask for." Husband of the year surprises pregnant wife with book of motivational messages to encourage her during two-day labor.

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5 years

Coffee, how can I love u so much when you make my mouth taste like diarrhea?

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6 years

It’s here! I’m number 6 in the lineup @netflix #TheDegenerates @NetflixIsAJoke

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2 years

Thank u for educating me.

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5 years

Try it out July 8 on YouTube. #YMH

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5 years

Happy 4/20, losers.

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7 years

It's here! Watch my stand up special now on @netflix

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4 years

The hilarious @codyko joins ! He went to Duke !

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5 years

Today has been a truly exciting day for us at YMH. Finding the Try it Out guy has been one of the highlights of my life. I’m just thrilled to share it with you, mommies. 👖👖👖Today our jeans are all home here now in Your Mom’s House.

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6 years

5 more days until The Degenerates on @netflix ! @madflavor and I taking shit down @NetflixIsAJoke #thedegenerates

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5 years

April Fool’s Day pranks are about as exciting as wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day. #barelyaholiday

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6 years

Tell me about it pregnancy twin! Lololol

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6 years

SAD NEWS:I can’t see my vagina anymore ☹️

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5 years

Here to remind you that you can get drunk ALL days of the year. Not just today. #empoweringwomen

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6 years

If you liked The Degenerates check out my hour “Mother Inferior” on @netflix .

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4 years

Well, well. Who’s doing shit to shower now? My Eastern Bloc DNA has finally paid off.

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4 years

Hopefully all this angst will make music good again.

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5 years

Guys, I have a great show recommendation for you - it’s called “Game of Thrones” on Showtime. #coolmom #catchmeoutside

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6 years

The morbidly obese comedian @bertkreischer joins us in YMH this week!

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5 years

Eventually Alexa will just respond to “Stupid Bitch”.

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4 years

Is this election sponsored by Mesothelioma?

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5 years

Can we please go back to gender-specific public bathrooms? I’m sick of having to pee in some nasty dude’s dump cloud. 🤮🤮 #mypronounishygiene

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5 years

Mommies! @mcdonalds is bringing 4 of their most popular #WorldwideFavorites menu items to the U.S. for a limited time. #ad Head to McDonald’s now and try my two faves - the Tomato Mozzarella Chicken sandwich from Canada and the Stroopwafel McFlurry from the Netherlands 🇳🇱

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3 years

Get vaxxed you dumb cunts

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6 years

So sorry I could not make it to West Siloam Springs Cherokee Casino tonight. These fires are terrifying and I’m evacuating today with my family. Hopefully soon I can reschedule. Jeans are tense today. 👖😳

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17 days

First #YMH back with the new cans.

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6 years

My proudest moment on YMH yet. Check out @peteholmes and @nealbrennan on this week’s episode

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17 days

Health update, they found some more C in the tits and I gotta get them chopped so they can put in some fakers.

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Major update, Mommy Tina's tetas are on the chopping block but fakers are on the way.

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7 months

What a gift Troy Conrads is to the Comedy World. He catches us so beautifully in the moment. Troy shot this in 3 seconds as I was about to go up and it’s my favorite pic. No elaborate set ups, no bizarre poses, no makeup and hair. Just a moment. ❤️♥️🙏🏽

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1 year

This makes me laugh until I puke

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6 years

Today I’m craving Dominoes pizza. What about you @iamcardib pregnancy bestie?

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6 years

Super disappointed @iamcardib had her baby before OUR due date. 🤰 #pregnancytwinsnomore

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6 years

Today is our 10 year wedding anniversary 👖👖 @tomsegura ❤️❤️share your spousal shit texts with us today! #happy #youreit

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5 years

I wish my iPhone could report how much of my screen time is spent while on the toilet. It’s a lot.

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6 years

It’s here! The Degenerates premieres October 30th @NetflixIsAJoke @madflavor @yamaneika @GlitterCheese @funnybrad @bigjayoakerson #degenerates

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6 years

The most important moment in podcasting history. Thank u @CheetoSantino for being a part of this. Also @tomsegura for his talents. Tears of joy.

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@ChristinaP

2 years

I nominate @joerogan 💪🏻

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2 years

If you had to pick one person to be the ambassador for the human race to meet aliens, who would it be? @ChristinaP Answers the Internet @ATIBarstool : @curve_usa

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Really appreciate all the love for the special. From old school Mommies to the new peeps - thank you. ❤️❤️

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5 years

Mommies! #ad Pulled my jeans up so high at Clusterfest just glassin’ the #WorldwideFavorites items from @mcdonalds - the Tomato Mozzarella Chicken sandwich from Canada & the Stroopwafel McFlurry from the Netherlands were so amaze. Try them out yourself now! #tryitout

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5 years

Uh oh Nashville, your hot chicken is so good I want to cry. But your harmonicas in the airport are unforgivable.

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5 years

These wireless ear buds look dad as fuck.

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5 years

Guys, have you heard this “Catch Me Outside” girl? How about that?

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11 months

My take on Will and Jada. #WillSmith #JadaPinkett #grwm

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4 years

The ultimate compliment ❤️❤️ 👖👖

chaela (kay-luh)

@UrJeansAbove18

4 years

I was @ChristinaP for Halloween this year. I feel like I channeled her pretty well. 🤷‍♀️ @tomsegura @YMHBlueBan @drdrew

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Got a violent bout of diarrhea at the park.

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6 years

Top life moments #3 . My wedding #2 . Birth of my children and ...

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11 months

Mommy, u didn’t think I’d let October go without a Goth photoshoot, did u? 🎃👻

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5 years

The internet is broken. Thank u Charo and @tomsegura

Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug

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5 years

Amazing, real-life moment where I capture one of my moms legendary farts. We go into great detail about it in episode 500 of YMH. She isn't happy that I'm posting this but I did pay her.

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The wonderfully funny and real @Alyssa_Milano joins me on Where My Moms At? This week - Postpartum Depression, breastfeeding, Mom Fails and more!

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6 years

Uh oh Jeans ! One day left until The Degenerates on @netflix ! #TheDegenerates @NetflixIsAJoke

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6 years

Happy Thanksgiving everyone 👖👖👖made by @photoshopsteve on Instagram.

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5 years

Help! I’m 42 and addicted to TikTok.

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The hilarious @xdannyxbrownx joins us. Love his laugh AND he’s a Mommy into Hardcore Fun.

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@ChristinaP

5 years

My Uber rating is 4.85. Damn near perfect. Of course I’m the personality champ so it makes sense. @tomsegura what’s yours?

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My baby spit up on my shirt 3 hours ago. Still haven’t changed it because I know that shit is futile. #RealMom #haventwornwhiteinyears

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5 years

Excited to see all the pictures of you in front of Notre Dame on Instagram today. #showoffs

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2 years

I’m behind this 100%

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@ChristinaP

6 years

😂😂😂👌🏻

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6 years

Hey @ChristinaP , this is how you say your last name, right?

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5 years

You know you’re a good mom when the Priest asks if you renounce Satan during your baby’s baptism and you have to think about it. #goodfriday #happyeaster

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7 years

Streaming Now on @netflix !

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@ChristinaP

4 years

Let’s get wasted together. September 12th 5pm PST. Ask me anything. Tell me a dad joke. Let’s chat.

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5 years

Episode 500 of YMH is here with super mommy fan @brendonurie Panic! At the Jeansco 👖👖this episode has so many surprises. Thank u mommies for listening to us for 500 eps.

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@ChristinaP

5 years

Yessss! See that @tomsegura

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@ChristinaP

6 years

Love @TheComedyStore my second home ❤️❤️👖👖

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6 years

Congrats to @ChristinaP on completing The Comedy Store hat trick, going up in all 3 rooms! #TheComedyStore

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6 years

Thank you for all the love on #TheDegenerates . It means the world to me when ppl enjoy my jokes. If you haven’t seen it yet - I go full trottle on the Me Too Movement. Loving the subtitles on this clip. @NetflixIsAJoke