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Not gay as in *I sympathize with the plight of the X-Men* but queer as in *Magneto was right* 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Seattle
Joined August 2016
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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This may be my all time favorite meme
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I'm your dad now
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This is my default look
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Boat dads drinking bud light
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Embracing my belly
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Fastest I’ve ever been blocked
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@mena_ganey @cons_owned I always wished all of these people got named today
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Hump day
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5'9 in heels
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Hi. I'm your dad now.
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Off to Ingalls Lake for the weekend 🏔️🍑 ✌️
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
Missing summer fashions
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4 years
Thanks for all the laughs, my friend. Catch you on the other side. Love you forever
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Omar's dad just looked at us reading on the couch and said "how lucky am I to have 2 handsome sons?" And lord almighty I had to walk out of the room and ugly cry
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@shininonyou1 @bratmilf @viianeyy This is actually how they are made
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Dadspreading
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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WFH dads
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Hide your dads
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
So he said yes
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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I get to claim thick
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Boys at werk
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Sit down paddle baorders
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Belly belly
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Is this "amateur porn film festival" appropriate?
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Get in f*ggots, your dads are taking you snowboarding
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Not 💯 this nip action is work appropriate
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@snacktavist Can we get an update? Is she still in the ICU?
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@aliciakoglesby @akkitwts But they don't make cops any better
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Thank you Facebook for shaming me into getting back into shape. 10 years flies by fast
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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I gained a bunch of weight during covid
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@luvinthot
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what is that one Dm that had you like this ?
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Come and get it
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Goobering with @porkyblunt
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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2009 / 2024 Still rocking my Gotham rugby jersey
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@ayannamnmill I think you can call the landlord and have her removed from the apartment
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Pooool AMERICA
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I love my haircut
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Truth in advertising
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Summer Stache
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Tits out for Jesus
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Before/After
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@ByteIntoApple @mattxiv Because nobody actually becomes ex-gay.
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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My dad called me and I answered the phone with "hey Papa what's up?" And he said "I just needed to talk to my easy kid" and I'm taking that one to my grave
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Horse meated
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Happiness is
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Cock rings are the gay man's scrunchies
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Friday boat day
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Old-school pride
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Can I be a gym queen?
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Why is it 75 and sunny in October?
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
Boat day 1 for the season!
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@mstrpotatohead These three are the meanest and they know it
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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3 months of insane work paid off and HBO is now launched in Brazil in Mexico
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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Escaping the house for an afternoon
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Nudes? Noods
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My two faves
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@bearbussy
🧸Ira Bearbussy 🧸
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QT with your Lock Screen - today mine is my Husbear.
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Trying out a new look for the new year
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15 years ago I tending the bar at the last Truck Stop in NYC
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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@lsbnseagulls @gobaka @MrAndyNgo @nieto_phillip Exactly. Like what in this video shows her starting fires. She is lighting a cigarette. That's what's on the video
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In case you were wondering. Happy Pride!
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@rikoruss31 @AOC What part of unemployment aid, making COVID treatment free, relief for state budget shortfalls, and holding companies accountable for putting their workers at risk is extraneous? Do you even know what the republican bill offers?
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@fibromyaIgia Lol but my mom just said "date a guy with muscles"
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I’m a mean girl. I’m a bitch
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Sunday funday
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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I used to regularly hook up with this guy after I got off work (3AM) and once he was eating my butt from the back and decided to clap my balls and I puked all over his pillows. The noise woke up his 5yo daughter I didn't know existed. Somehow we are still friends
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Beach cake
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Fresh fade
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Happy birthday to me and free Palestine
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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This bitch. The stories I could tell.
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😭
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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When @RuttingPig reaches out just to say hello 👋
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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My housekeeper brought her pet raccoon to help clean and I am so sad I missed it!
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Oh hello brewery bear 😍
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@SlitzPoughkeep1 @NPR It's actually written in perfectly legible gay
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@CowPowMonly
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Today was a fucking great day
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@redditships THE FRAGILITY
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
Still on top
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CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
What can I get you?
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@CowPowMonly
CowPowMonly He/Him (parody) 🏳️‍⚧️
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I miss the summer
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