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@mstrpotatohead

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*sees eBussy trending* Me: What have the gays done now? *clicks hashtag* Me:
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These women look like they have all asked to speak to the manager and only leave bible verses as a tip
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Telling my mom this is Bridgerton
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These shorts might be too tight for work 🥴 #ootd
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Skull crushers
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Happy Sunday to good boys only
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This outfit reminds me of a school uniform #ootd
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My ass looks great, as usual
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Today’s my birthday But forget the candles Let me blow your back out
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Started Parks And Rec from the beginning again and I wonder how Leslie Knope would handle all of this coronavirus chaos and the parks being closed
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How it started. How it ended.
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Whole outfit painted on today #ootd
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Another hotel.
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If you don’t swallow I’m aiming for your eyes
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I got a gift To: Dad From: 🐷 “choke me”
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Obligatory hotel thot pic
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In a world full of Karens be a Janis
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This lighting and this shirt have my eyes looking super green today
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Imagine going to the gym and not taking selfies after your workout
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Straight dudes are so gay
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I got married two years ago today! “It is great to be loved, but it is profound to be understood.”
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These tiddies need to be sucked on
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I might be outgrowing these shorts 🥴
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Roses are red I’m a spoiled shit I’m sweaty as fuck Come sniff my pits
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Keep liking my tweets and we gunna end up like this
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They said dress for the job you want, but what does a stay at home Dad wear? #ootd
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Mango is one year old today!
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Crushed my Monday workout
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Keep liking my pictures and we’re gunna end up like
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The usual chaos from this one
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🐷🐷🐷
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Spent all my energy at the gym. Wish I could crawl back in bed.
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I can finally come out of isolation!!
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PLEASE do not ask gay men how we know each other
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Take a sniff. Get stiff.
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Get choked. Go broke.
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The lighting did me right today
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Did you miss me? I missed me.
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Bow before me, boy
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Just found out that COVID-19 test I had to fight for came back POSITIVE
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This woman made her Twitter this month so she could ride or die that tree 😫😂😂😂😂😂
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I got cupcakes
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@AnthonyBLSmith Ursula was just a business woman
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Goddamn. I should wear these pants more often
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Someone said it’s Titty Tuesday
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This crazy cuddle baby
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@BhadGay @k_knox89 Too much to unpack. Just burn the suitcase
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@kenzirosemorris
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If you have to hurt other people in order to feel more powerful, you are an extremely weak individual
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Just trying to be as shredded as his speech
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Saturday is for shredding
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I did shoulders today 💪🏻
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A boy bought me these and they look better on me than he could have possibly imagined
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@RoyalCon98 @k_knox89 How do you get the ice inside of the bag?
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Do I make you weak, boy?
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Worked on my skull crushers today
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Her voice is so soothing to me
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Y’all say legs for days but I’ve actually had these legs all my life #ootd
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I love this shirt you sent
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Uh oh. She’s really upset y’all are dragging that hideous tree that her parent’s grandchildren decorated
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Going ✈️ Beast Mode
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Grindr vibes
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Looking busted like it’s my job Oh wait. It is rn.
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I’ve got a meeting today #ootd
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Hi I would like to start today over
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I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck #ootd
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