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Long Suffering Habibi. Twitter accounts aren't here for a long time, just for a good time. Backup for @Papa_P_54

Joined September 2022
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Just gonna pin this, since it got me nuked for 2 weeks.
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@ElectionWiz BREAKING: Twitter has just lost 400lbs of dead weight
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@karaswisher @JohnFetterman How's this one aging?
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@EliStokols @GovofCO I know of a certain bakery that would disagree with that statement.
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@JenniferJJacobs @jendlouhyhc @AriNatter So they're not releasing our emergency supply during an emergency, just because the politics demand it.
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@justinbaragona She's an awful person, just like you, you prog, beta male loser.
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@JesseKellyDC I know the difference. The taliban are winners. The Christian right... not so much.
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@Microsoft Did someone hack your account?
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@atrupar Cry more, Aaron
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@MelissaJPeltier @EskSF @notcapnamerica "How can I make this about tRuMp!!!!!!"
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@jeffmason1 Remember when they went after Melania for her shoes in a disaster area? I'm sure the media will do the same here.
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@AdamKinzinger Dude, you're in the air force. If any group of people play dress up and pretend to see war, it's yours.
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@GeoRebekah @royalpratt You ever think about signing off and parenting your kid?
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@TheEconomist How much carbon would we save if @TheEconomist just went away?
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@KarlaforFlorida 🎶"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations..."🎶
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@anniegowen @washingtonpost @PostGuild Well, you guys are used to letting powerful libs get away without getting asked questions. Why would he assume you'd have anything to ask?
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@andrealongchu Oh look, an internet pedophile wrote his thoughts down.
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@varadmehta You're looking live at Haley Campaign HQ
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@redsteeze @magills_ "Did you fellas ever watch In Living Color? I feel just like Jim Carrey right now."
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@AGHamilton29 He personally went underwater during the Afghanistan withdrawal and hasn't recovered since.
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@AnnaDsays I think the girl with her ended up pissing her pants she laughed so hard.
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@lesleyabravanel I see you've chosen to Steve Schmidt your Twitter account.
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@lawindsor @MarshaBlackburn Which one of these was you, again?
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The face that doesn't allow you within 100 feet of a school
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@SirajAHashmi lol remember when your wife was disbarred for trying to submit a false slate of electors to steal the election
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@mdelrossi1 @AlexiLalas @CommonInsider7 Not sure why he deleted it. He's right. And you're a nimrod.
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@emsteck I can't believe he didn't ask for their complete background before answering any questions! That's what I'd do before I'd let a dishonest hack like you ask me any questions, Ems.
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@annecollier Remember when you refused to do anything about CP while you worked with Twitter?
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@cydonia0 @magills_ You might think different when you see her without filters.
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@JessicaHuseman I can't imagine posting L's the way you have today.
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@NYCMayor I hear @KamalaHarris already posted the perps bail.
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@KAndersonAkron @aggie_hood @itoldyoumonsoon @MattWolking Destroyed them so much they're still in power and he's doing perp walks.
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@JeremyRedfernFL @greg_price11 He has hired only the best people....
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@4JDJD @DeanObeidallah "I'll take 'Things that never, ever happened for' $2000, please."
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@KojoInstitute I wouldn't participate, ladies. She's just going to bully you into hurting yourselves.
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@userjackcrypto @sentdefender Well the news mentioned it so it must be true...
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@NHL Am I allowed to vote even though I'm white?
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@realMABarreto @KamalaHarris You think those numbers are good for her? LMAO
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@SenWhitehouse Except at your whites-only club, right?
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@varadmehta If R's can select DeSantis, it could be a legit landslide election for them. I'm sure they can manage to screw it up though.
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@baseballcrank Way better than the amazingly crappy Republicans who write for Bullwark, Dispatch, NRO.
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@cosmopterix RIP your DM's.
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@tomselliott @SecBlinken I'm not even a Trump fan and even I now miss the mean tweets.
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@JocelynBenson @AliciaOnMSNBC What business is thriving in MI, besides those that are subsidized by the state?
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@clashreport I'm sorry he hates a group of people more than he ever loved his daughter.
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@TrinityCollege You really are deserving of this epic ratio.
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@attherealcaes This is the tweet @SirajAHashmi 's waited for all his life.
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@mkraju Did you ask him about trying to run over his wife?
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@chriswithans Everyone is freaking out over summer polls. It's summer. No one answers besides the always online super political activist. It's simply name recognition more than anything else. I'll start caring again in October, when DeSantis starts spending money.
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@EmilyGouldNYmag I didn't know you were trying to get on @WomenPostingLs
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@tencor_7144 Profound mental retardation.
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@HJWallEcon Did you send this out while on one knee or two?
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@UNDP OK, groomers
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@HeathMayo @varadmehta You already left the party. You seem to think there is some huge movement that you're at the forefront of. You aren't.
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@David_Leavitt Weird way for you to publicly admit you're into pegging, but you do you.
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@BeccaGramby @johncardillo So if it was your son that Spacey did this to, you'd be good with it? Holy hell you MAGAtardians are insane.
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@AGHamilton29 I think I'm going to ask to be a Trump lawyer.
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@BDayspring Brad "Lying My Ass Off" Dayspring
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@brianstelter Go touch grass, Brian. And maybe eat a salad.
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@JoelWeingart_ Why are you posting a poll done by high schoolers?
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@_SirRutherford_ @beyondreasdoubt Even her brother is deflecting. Poorly, I might add.
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@just_mindy Nope. They can win without me.
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@joeygarrison You ask her if she's gonna visit the families of those murdered? Or do you and her not view them as important to your cause?
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@jarvis_best While you're hoping for jihad, I'll be at Ford Field cheering on the Christians with their Lions to defeat the heathen Buccaneers who just want to pillage the area. Well, the jokes on them. It's Detroit, it's already been pillaged.
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@gardnerakayla @TeamUSA More hard hitting questions answered tonight. Way to hold her accountable Kayla!
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@edokeefe @POTUS He can. He can make it worse, and he did.
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@flapprdotnet That's the breast she's ever sounded.
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@gabrielmalor They're overacting Gabe. Just like you did when you pretended to be somewhat conservative.
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@elcush This some of the cringiest shit that's ever been written. Get a grip and stop worshiping politicians.
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@rachelshelden @LeiderRob Lol, now tell us all about Kevin Kruse, oh keeper of historical integrity. Your profession has become a joke, mostly because of terrible people like yourself.
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@OccupyDemocrats Is this you?
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@farhip So you had a problem with this as well,when it happened?
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@JordanSchachtel Fauci did more to spread HIV, the suffering of those who had it, and the surrounding fear about it than any other person who ever lived. I believe @alexthechick has receipts.
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