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Monday to Friday 4-11 Saturday 2-11, Sunday 4-10 Chester pub to be named champion Pub of Cheshire (2016)

Chester, England
Joined March 2017
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
@SellingAMirror @JohnWumz I don’t know if anybody’s put this, but here you go, is it double-breasted?
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
We are a wetled pub, not an eatery or restaurant, we serve decent beer to people who enjoy A night out with their friends and family, may not be good enough but it is to me, so we are not going to change to the will of the government. It’s not what we are about @RogerProtzBeer
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
One bit of good news, granddaughter Kyler, you know the one who pretty much does everything in the pub, gave birth tonight little lad 8 lb 8 oz, I’m now a great grandad, keep the comments to yourself. @artichokebistro @CellarChester @CAMRACaSC @AdeCarrMusic @mlandtr78 @vixenlunar
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
There is a keg shortage? It’s because they won’t pick the bloody empties up that’s why, getting beer delivered and no empties taken, what did they expect? @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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Let me put this in simple terms, opening outside, no. Restricted inside? Optimum selling time on Cask Ale three days? Keg seven days? Limited seating in pub and all bills to pay, doesn’t work. It’s simple. @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @jenatbootinn @artichokebistro @CellarChester
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@CottageOlde
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7 months
No darts tonight mate🙀
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@CottageOlde
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5 months
Question of the day, why would you move next door to a pub and then complain about the noise at 11:15 at night. We were shut by 1130,
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Note to any one who is listening, if we are going to shut down give us ample warning, as last time we wasted shit loads of beer and only got the beer duty back on it, as a Tie pub we pay a lot and got a pittance back! @artichokebistro @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @CellarChester
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
I would like to say a massive thank you to all that have supported us over the years, 19 years of ups and downs it’s been a great ride, hope you all have a fantastic Christmas and of course a very limited New Year, thank you again. Bless you all 😻😻😻
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@CottageOlde
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5 years
It’s starting to feel a lot like Christmas, my first Christmas and I’ve almost demolished a whole packet of dreamies 😺😺😺😺😺 @mlandtr78 @pubcats @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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Cheshire Pub of the year, three times Chester Pub of the year, pub games and charity quiz, raising over £20,000 for local charities And because we are wet led we are getting totally stiffed @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @CAMRACaSC
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Eight years straight now, thanks Camra let’s hope we get back to some normality soon @CAMRACaSC @WirralCAMRA @ZUSPUS @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Is it just me or is there a massive opportunity here for public transport to step up and put the buses on later at night? @ShitChester
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
£81 raised at the quiz tonight, how? £31 raised thanks very much to Sarah, £50 given by the nephew of a local who passed away recently, the first time he’s been in, since the funeral, sat down and chatted to him for an hour, great to see him back, that is what pubs are about👍🍺
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@CottageOlde
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3 months
A bit lost for words this morning, £130 was raised at the quiz last night, £60 from the quiz and the other £70 was donated by our Tuesday dart team from what they had collected during the games for this last season. this is what pubs are all about, community @CamraChester
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@CottageOlde
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1 month
To the two men who my daughter refused to serve last night and then threatened her, yes we do have CCTV and yes we do know who you are. #Pubwatch
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
All being well we will be open on the fourth, details will follow shortly, we will be reduced in capacity by about 80% so if you are refused I apologise in advance but I didn’t bring this shit storm down on us so don’t blame me all the staff. Looking forward to when it’s all over
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@CottageOlde
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A quick note to the gentleman who were enjoying the Bagatelle last night, could the one who was playing at 10 o’clock please return the black ball back to the pub thank you! That’s why CCTV is handy! @ShitChester @CAMRACaSC @artichokebistro @sarsfield1691
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@CottageOlde
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To all the people on social media, we did not bring this shit storm down and a lot of pubs are just trying to survive under these rules and regulations, making comments about not going to pubs under these rules and regulations doesn’t fucking help.
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Checking out the new Guinness shelter, looks like this will be my spot ⁦ @Gail_AT ⁩ ⁦ @sweet_as_a_nutt ⁩ ⁦ @46RubberDuck ⁩ ⁦ @Mouser33943163
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@CottageOlde
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Saturday night, shut at 10:30 only two people left in, beer order put in for next week normally over £2000, this week £600 and I think I may have over ordered.This is working isn’t it. And thanks again for the no-shows. @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @BorisJohnson
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@CottageOlde
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5 years
The look of total innocence, I wonder what the bloody hell he’s been up to! @pubcats @oldmudgie @Misspelt_Yuth @artichokebistro @Fiddle_Pub_Cat
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@CottageOlde
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2 years
Heating on, fire going, no football, decent beer, and lots of snacks, and of course unless you haven’t noticed we have a cat.
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Apparently talk radio want to speak to me on Saturday, live broadcast! Now, do I tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, or gloss over some bits not to upset certain people? @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @CAMRACaSC @Gail_AT @ZUSPUS
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
A massive thanks to all who have attended these last few nights, the real ales are shifting well, and thanks to the comments people have made tonight.👍🍺
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
I’d like to say a massive thank you to everybody and good luck and hope it goes well👍🍺
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@CottageOlde
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2 months
The one who has to be obeyed has been to town and there is £553 worth of school goodies heading to Kids Bank @mlandtr78
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Bank holiday hospitality, blowing a gale and raining cats and dogs, the fire is blazing and not a soul to share it with. @oldmudgie @RogerProtzBeer @mlandtr78 @artichokebistro @CellarChester @vixenlunar @Gail_AT
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@CottageOlde
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1 year
Possibly the best Bass in Chester, possibly the only Bass in Chester😂😂👍🍺 @BeersInChester @CAMRACaSC @mlandtr78 @PaysanChester @ZUSPUS @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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That is the first time since this shit Storm hit us that that has felt like a proper night, thank you Sarah, £30 raised at the quiz and an extra £10 put in by a mystery customer, so £40 raised in total in the pub and the beer garden was busy. 👍🍺 @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester
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@CottageOlde
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@CottageOlde
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7 months
Just been mentioned on radio five live, Bagatelle in Chester. Get in there.
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Real ale, hot cider and a proper fire I don’t know how I do it for the money, did I forget to mention we have a 🐈 @BeersInChester @CAMRACaSC
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Well we will be open on the 17th, at 4 pm for serving inside and outside, if the beer garden is finished by then that is.
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Well we stuck to every rule, between four and eight we were reasonably busy, whereas other pubs have been absolutely packed to the rafters we have been very quiet, stick to the rules stay safe, and wait for it to spike again well all the other pubs are making a shitload of money.
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Friday night was steady, tonight was absolutely brilliant, thank you for everybody who came out 👍🍺 without a doubt the sales of Cask Ale have saved us.😺 @CAMRACaSC
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@CottageOlde
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It could’ve been love, but I’m glad it’s not, if it hadn’t been for India this picture would’ve been shit.😂😂😂👍🍺 @CavernOf @PaysanChester @CamraChester @BeersInChester
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@CottageOlde
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Just one of those nights, just having a drink with my buddy. @oldmudgie @RogerProtzBeer @PaysanChester @Summerh1Roxanne @Mouser33943163
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Return of the black😂👍🍺 has been returned with apologies. @sarsfield1691 @Johnbagatelle
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@CottageOlde
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I’ll join you at the bar then dad @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Well, that sums it up😂😂😂😂😂
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
My daughters cats reenacting a scene from the lion king. @Mouser33943163 @Fiddle_Pub_Cat
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Starting lineup for today, loyalty cards by 10 get 1 free, or 30p, camra discount. Or come and see the cat😺
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@CottageOlde
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2 years
I don’t think some people understand that, on a quiet night, we may only take £200, on a busy weekend night we may take £1000, we still use roughly the same amount of electric. @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Starting lineup for the weekend. Return of the Bass ⁦ @mlandtr78 ⁩ ⁦ @oldmudgie ⁩ ⁦ @CAMRA_Official ⁩ ⁦ @BeersInChester ⁩ ⁦ @RogerProtzBeer
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@CottageOlde
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1 year
first customer at our new serving hatch, serving early morning beers for those on the way to work, welcome to the new Trevorspoons @PaysanChester @CellarChester @ZUSPUS @Johnbagatelle @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Line cleaning, start them young, great grandson learning the trade! ⁦ @BeersInChester ⁩ ⁦ @CAMRACaSC ⁩ ⁦ @otterbrewery ⁩ ⁦ @WyeValleyBrew ⁩ ⁦ @RogerProtzBeer
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Just a quick one dad before we start the day. @amytruesdale1 @46RubberDuck @Mouser33943163
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Arty update, slept on the cushion last night, had a good nights sleep, was walking tentatively this morning and meowing a lot because he wanted to get fed, but unfortunately wasn’t allowed anything. Was purring a lot when I was tickling his neck, now at vets🙀😺
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@CottageOlde
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22 years today, three Pub co, one smoking ban, and one complete cluster fuck of a government and Covid restrictions, still here! @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @PaysanChester @mlandtr78 @ZUSPUS @Summerh1Roxanne
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@CottageOlde
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@kennyarnold1997 @realalescouser Mate of mine visited his niece who just had twins, and was on her own, he got fined. Jail Boris throw away the keys, and the rest of his bloody cabinet at the time.
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
I would like to A massive thank you to all who came out last night and tonight, most of the night tonight hardly any seating left. But back to reality, still 50% down on takings pre-Covid, that’s the reality 👍🍺 @oldmudgie @RogerProtzBeer @ZUSPUS @jenatbootinn @artichokebistro
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@CottageOlde
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What are you doing? Cleaning the pub mate, getting ready to open up for 4 and if you’re interested in football it will be on the big TV! i’m not🙀
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
@LearNonsense Artemis the pub cat 😺
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@CottageOlde
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I am being told that I need to look on the bright side, so here is the bright side, having nobody here it is very easy to keep people socially distanced. @jenatbootinn @ZUSPUS @oldmudgie @RogerProtzBeer
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@CottageOlde
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Some of the beers that will be on soon and some of the beers that you can’t see because the cat sat in the way. @pubcats @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester @mlandtr78 @oldmudgie @Meltdownchester @stephenslack @ZUSPUS
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
I couldn’t climb onto the bed last night, so he put his shirt on the floor, I slept on it 😺 thank you everybody normal service will resume soon. @RogerProtzBeer @Blueforever1976 @CellarChester @artichokebistro @Summerh1Roxanne @Gail_AT @sweet_as_a_nutt @vixenlunar @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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As everybody knows cats have a different way of reading, he is at this very moment reading the plum Porter pump clip, I know somebody who can tell you all about the grand reserve mate. @BeersInChester @CAMRACaSC @mlandtr78 @oldmudgie @Mouser33943163 @46RubberDuck
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Well we can drink at the bar mate, be nice if they were more people in here though @RogerProtzBeer
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
What are you doing dad, cleaning the lines mate, okay, but don’t forget you need some quality time with me. Like you’d let me forget. @Mouser33943163 @Fiddle_Pub_Cat
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@CottageOlde
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1 year
too many dreamies at the end of night, i’m not letting go of this post till the room stop spinning. @Mouser33943163 @46RubberDuck @Summerh1Roxanne @Johnbagatelle
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
First 20 minutes and we had a customer, wanted a pint of mild, we don’t have any. Note to self, must get mild in for next Christmas if we are still here, just in case he returns. @BeersInChester
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@CottageOlde
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Just leave this here 👍🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 @CAMRACaSC @Summerh1Roxanne
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@CottageOlde
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He’s not a happy little chap, just had x-rays turns out he’s got damage to his side and a torn muscle, some type of impact a fall possibly? Back to Vet tomorrow for operation🙀
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
A massive thanks to all Who have supporterd us over these last few months, I know it’s not like the old days but it is much appreciated, see you on the other side, hopefully @BeersInChester @CellarChester @artichokebistro @CAMRACaSC @Evansthekolfan
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
We are now in no mans land again, do I still up Cask Ale’s tap and vent ready for selling them? Do I put a cash-and-carry order in? I can’t answer please can anybody else? @artichokebistro @CellarChester @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @BeersInChester @CAMRACaSC @Go_CheshireWest
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
A massive thank you to Sarah who run the quiz tonight, getting people back in on a Wednesday, A massive thank you to all who attended, raising that bit towards charity again, it’s been a long time 😂👍🍺 @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
After two nights of absolute waste of time, the quiz night was well attended and we had a good night, thanks to Sarah who hosted it and also to the team who won the top prize for handing their winnings back to make a total of £45 raised. A normal Night, thanks to all 👍🍺
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
Again a massive thank you to Sarah for hosting the quiz and for all those who attend, over £300 worth of gifts for the kids this Christmas going via kids bank Amazon Wish List. @KidsbankC @CAMRACaSC @adlyddon
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@CottageOlde
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5 years
Managed to get himself trapped in a derelict building next door, got up early this morning to have a search for him and heard his little meowing, rescued.😺😺😺 @oldmudgie @vixenlunar @Fiddle_Pub_Cat @Misspelt_Yuth
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
We shut at six Tonight, stay safe xxxx
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@CottageOlde
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Last quiz of the year, a massive thank you to Sarah who runs the quiz on a voluntary basis, £35 raised, with the generosity of the customers that was boosted to £150 for the night, amazing, just amazing 👏👏 @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @CAMRACaSC @KidsbankC
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Well it’s past midnight, so it’s 19 years we have been here, and to the person who booked for eight tonight we had two tables ready, thanks for not turning up. It doesn’t start till Monday. @artichokebistro @BeersInChester @CAMRACaSC @WirralCAMRA @the_joe_smoe @CellarChester
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@CottageOlde
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2 years
Due to rising prices, we will not be issuing loyalty cards or camera discount on our beers,loyalty cards that r out there we will honoured until the end of October, hopefully this will all be reinstated next year. thank you for your support @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester @mlandtr78
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@CottageOlde
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Mate normally comes round every Xmas Eve with presents he’d just bought in town and wraps them, wife normally helps him because he’s useless, people with kids normally leave by eight 9 o’clock, those without hang on till the end,All wishing each other Merry Christmas. 19 years 😥
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@CottageOlde
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four years today, it’s finally cat found us day and his first ever picture @Mouser33943163 @46RubberDuck @Summerh1Roxanne
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@CottageOlde
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5 months
@DuncanGray @RadioGenoa Hope it wasn’t a Swiss one, they supposed to be neutral.
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
A picture says it all. @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester
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@CottageOlde
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3 years
After strenuous five hours looking after one bar stall, I have now moved to the next bar stall which is near to the fire to keep an eye on the fire, this is the life of a pub cat. @46RubberDuck @Mouser33943163
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@jaegawise Stay safe
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@CottageOlde
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5 years
Tried to get a picture of the pumps without me ha ha ha, it didn’t happen. @vixenlunar @Gail_AT @ECottis @stephenslack @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester @mlandtr78 @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
50 years! Real ale has become a great part of the beer culture now, Such a shame we can’t celebrate it properly. @RogerProtzBeer @CAMRAWestLondon @krankie2 @CAMRACaSC @WirralCAMRA @oldmudgie
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
As we decline into lockdown at the last chance saloon, if you can’t make it, look after yourselves and hopefully see you in December? @CAMRACaSC @BeersInChester @artichokebistro @CellarChester
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@CottageOlde
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15 days
@marti81_16 This can’t be true, this government and the police force would not let this happen.
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Stay open, yay, more restrictions, yay, stop putting restrictions on us, reduced hours reduced people, more wages, still 100% in bills you are a bunch of dicks. @RogerProtzBeer @oldmudgie @artichokebistro @CellarChester @jenatbootinn @Thelittleoak1
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@CottageOlde
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4 years
Stepping over the line, I’m off to Wales the pubs are open @oldmudgie @RogerProtzBeer @vixenlunar @artichokebistro @CellarChester
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