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@marti81_16

3 months

💯 truth 😥

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@marti81_16

2 months

We all watched a horror vid over the weekend of that poor guy getting stabbed in the neck. The guy who done it has appeared in court today and has been charged with (wait for it) Wounding, and possession of a knife. That’s it. No attempted murder, nothing. I give up. 😡

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2 years

So on Monday, America will launch a rocket that burns 203,000 gallon of kerosene and 320,000 gallon of liquid oxygen to get it into orbit. Meanwhile in the UK, Caroline Lucas and the Greens encourage us to shout at cows that fart.

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1 year

@vicderbyshire If it was orange paint u would be saying how justified their cause was.

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2 years

Just to save time, if u are gonna put up a piss take tweet bout a 96yr old woman being ill then do me a favour and unfollow me or block me first. Saves me having to do it to u.

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2 years

I laughed at first, then felt sad coz it’s fuckin true.

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@marti81_16

3 years

12 yrs ago today I held u for the 1st time. So precious, u melted my heart. U only stayed for 5 yrs, a tiny flower, lent not given, to bud on earth and bloom in heaven. Today we will have cake, balloons, and laughs; and as always my beautiful girl, I will hug u in my heart ❤️

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2 years

R.I.P to the 56 footie fans who died this day 37 years ago in the fire at the Bradford v Lincoln game. A tragedy rarely spoken about these days. 😔😔

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2 years

@mrdanwalker Not in the least biased are u Dan. The football was exciting, hearing the crowd instead of somebody babbling on bout VAR or telling us it was a goal. It was an actual action packed highlights show.

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@marti81_16

2 years

Just had my prospective Labour councillor canvassing at my door. He spoke passionately about local schools, the high council tax, energy prices and the elderly; Well, that’s what his translator told me he was saying anyway 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

URGENT APPEAL FOR HELP. Every day young Gary leaves his home in the barren village of Richmond, Surrey to walk in an attempt to find clean fresh coffee. For just £2:50 a month we could build a Costa down the street but out of sight obvs. Please reach out and help Gary.

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@marti81_16

3 years

The reason why so many people were cheering for #MaxVerstappen33 was because he’s a F1 driver 💯. Not a fashion model, a political commentator, a cause campaigner, and a agitator. No. Just an F1 driver. Look and learn #LewisHamilton Congrats Max.

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3 years

This has got to be the best Health and Safety photo I have ever seen 😂😂😂

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@marti81_16

2 years

@RichardWLewis Can u tell me if possible, how many people have, when questioned in the cells or in court, cited Tom Jones singing Delilah as the reason or inspiration for murder?

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3 years

A guy who I stood shoulder to shoulder with in Iraq died 20 months ago. Cut off all ties, his demons ruled his mind; he died homeless, friendless, and tormented. He needed help. There was none. Nothing offered. This makes me angry.

Posh Burton hotel to house asylum seekers for three months

An MP says it is the 'wrong venue' as customers' bookings are cancelled

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3 years

If u thought what I thought, then that’s why we are friends 😂😂

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@marti81_16

3 years

Morning all. My dog has the shits. I discovered this when I went to let him out. Not only did I tread in it barefoot, I then skidded across the kitchen like Torvill n dean. After a shower, when I was on all 4’s cleaning up he then tried to hump me. How’s ur day?

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@marti81_16

3 years

So the energy price hike has finally started to bite. Up and down the country as we speak, Mothers are having to make the heartbreaking choice between heating, eating or having a dolphin tattooed on their ankle for the 2 weeks away with the girls in Magaluf. Life is hard 😔

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@marti81_16

8 months

@RichardBurgon A phobia is an irrational fear. There’s nothing irrational about being afraid of Islam.

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3 years

That’s the first job of the day done. Why pay a tradesman when u can do it urself🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. Easy peasy

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2 months

@_dougmister Surprised they ain’t charged the white bloke with criminal damage by blunting the guys blade with his neck 🤷‍♂️

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@marti81_16

1 year

@Rylan Ffs calm down Rylan, they said a major celeb.

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@marti81_16

2 years

@JennMJacksonPhD We have a protocol of 9 days respectful mourning in Britain, during which quiet reflection is taken. When ur heroes die it appears ur protocol is 9 days of looting, lawbreaking and civil unrest whilst complaining ur hard done by. Hope this helps. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@marti81_16

3 years

I’ve got quite a few tattoos, but I’ve never been a fan of having family faces done, however this blokes seem to have been done ok.

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@marti81_16

11 months

@SadiqKhan Don’t u just love it when good things happen 😂😂

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@marti81_16

2 years

Ffs, I’ve just tested positive for monkey pox. 😭😭😭

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@marti81_16

2 months

@AHart1974 @CPSUK BBC news so probably true 🤷‍♂️

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@marti81_16

2 years

So we’ve extensively covered the scandal of an adult who groped 2 other adults. Any chance of a bit of a discussion bout the many many children up n down the country that have been groped (or worse) by adults? #ThisMorning

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@marti81_16

2 years

Not often I comment on politics but had to today. When Boris made changes to National Insurance, Labour were horrified and millions were gonna die. Now Liz Truss has reversed it, Labour say it’s just a drop in the ocean 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@marti81_16

1 year

@formerlyPC178E @NJ_Timothy Ah yes, I remember those carefree days under Tony Blair and Labour, when we could all leave our front doors open, and everyone queued up in an orderly manner to get on buses and the tube. The driver would also doff his cap and occasionally say ‘cor blimey governor’ .

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3 years

I’m sorry, but I’m going to Hell 🤷‍♂️😂😂

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@marti81_16

1 year

@PhilipSteart @PolitlcsUK Retired ✅ Ex NHS ✅ Ukrainian flag✅

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3 years

I don’t care how posh or how scruffy ur school was; We all did this and not one of us had a fuckin clue why ? 🤔😂

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8 months

@AnnelieseDodds I see MP’s have increased security. Must be those damn radical Jehovah Witness extremists.

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@marti81_16

3 months

@ArchRose90 I bet he’s gonna be praying for oil based lubricants by this time next week.

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@marti81_16

3 years

And Tonight’s Top Tip for the lads 👍👍

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@marti81_16

2 months

@HistorianOfNow Read part 2 of my post 🤷‍♂️

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@marti81_16

10 months

@chrisfrantic Can’t believe how many people on here trying to justify the cyclists actions.

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@marti81_16

3 years

Last day of Halloween pix. I have so many of her dressed ready for trick or treat, but this one is special. Out of hospital following an op the week before but was determined it wasn’t going to stop her. This was her last Halloween. I miss her so much ❤️❤️💔

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3 years

Friends on twitter. I give u the best ever typo error ever made in the history of typo errors 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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3 years

Confession time. I deactivated last wk because I was fed up, but also because I was in hospital mon-wed having a small but significant tumour removed from my spinal cord. All went well and had the results confirmed bout 10 mins ago that it was benign. I’m all good, don’t ask 🙏

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@JustStop_Oil Gonna be passed round the cells like a tin of roses at Xmas.

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@marti81_16

2 years

@JujuliaGrace My daughter in law is 24 wks pregnant. Recently went for a scan and they discovered an irregular heartbeat. On further investigation it turned out to be the fetus tapping in morse code on the umbilical, and it said ‘Dr Julia is full of shit’ .

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8 months

@JamesEFoster @RishiSunak “Whoa Benjamin, we need to slow down a bit, James Foster is calling for another protest march”.

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3 years

This finished me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@marti81_16

8 months

@zarahsultana I really can’t understand it Zarah. Weekend after weekend, hard working MP’s such as u, can be seen in their own constituency campaigning for local …………oh wait 🤔🤔

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2 months

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1 year

@RealDeniseWelch If they hacked u for 6 years they still wouldn’t have enough material for a good story.

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1 year

@daraobriain Well Coutts could turn u away now Dara as u no longer have ur BBC grift to fall back on.

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1 year

@adilray So u agree that people can be persecuted by large commercial interests because of their “views”? Be very careful what u wish for.

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1 year

@KensingtonHum Bless her, she’s got her dads good looks.

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11 months

@RichardJMurphy So hang on, If this was all down to Thatcher, what did Blair do during his ten year tenure to negate it?

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@marti81_16

3 years

This is the moment when my fully grown 60kg Akita sees snow, and thinks he’s a tiny puppy again.

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@marti81_16

3 years

As we head towards another cold spell, the worst this winter, Can I ask u all to spare a thought for all those mums who, over the next few days, will have to choose between heating the family home, or getting another butterfly tattooed on their inner thigh. Life ain’t easy 😢

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9 months

@zarahsultana I admire ur selective reading of the report. Now shock me and represent ur constituency.

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@marti81_16

2 years

@Femi_Sorry Remind me again, who owns the building and who’s standing in the gutter outside it?

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1 year

@richardpbacon Had a couple of cheeky Henry’s have we ?

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@marti81_16

3 years

Friday will always be daddy/daughter day for me. Wherever I worked in the world, I would always call her for our day. She would always finish up by telling me she would put another hug in her hug drawer for me when I got home. I still hug her in my heart every day. ❤️❤️

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2 years

Popped to a friends house this morning and she offered to make me a bacon sandwich. She used brown bread. Brown fucking bread. We are no longer friends.

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@marti81_16

2 years

Morning twitfucks. Just watched BBC and apparently we are all going to die by 4pm. I’ll miss u all xx

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@marti81_16

2 years

@theJeremyVine @andywigmore @MikeyCycling Mikey😭😭😭😭, the shouty 4 wheelers don’t agree with me, please please massage my ego by agreeing with me. Tosser.

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@marti81_16

9 months

@zarahsultana Which part of Coventry South did this happen in? (do u remember that place?, ur constituency?)

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@marti81_16

3 years

WARNING for any guys using ASDA in Stroud. These 2 girls are on the car park, follow u back to ur car and offer u a blow job. But while 1 is doing it the other 1 steals ur wallet. I know this coz they stole mine 3 times yesterday and twice today so far.

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1 year

@narindertweets Innocent Narinder? Do u mean as a man or as a citizen of the UK? As a citizen ur correct, he has broken no laws to warrant a police investigation. As a man however, he is morally dead. He has paid large sums of money to be a private pervert over images of teens 40+yrs younger

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2 years

Tell u what, this fuckin new profile pic app is really taking the piss.

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@marti81_16

1 year

@JohnSimpsonNews What offends u most about it John, the bluntness of how he speaks the truth or the fact u had to weakly defend against it? One man’s public discourse is another man’s uncomfortable truth.

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2 years

@AlexScott Nobody cares 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

@CBRioeLondon @ladyjaney75 I don’t often award the trophy this early in the day, but I think u deserve it Charlie. Congratulations

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2 years

@KaeleyT Dunno bout lesbian matches, there’s only 2 or 3 that could qualify for a human match up 😂

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2 years

The world would be a better, happier place if apple crumble and custard was made compulsory as pudding twice a week.

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3 years

I know it’s only 1st December but decided to cheer myself up by sorting the Xmas tree out today.

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2 years

@deathtospinach Becky, I’m starting to doubt that he really is Keanu Reeves.

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1 year

@jessphillips I bet they all managed to get the correct ID to claim benefits tho.

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@jessphillips Ur eldest son is 20. What’s he doing “hanging out” in a town centre ffs.

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2 years

@philip_tudor @SuellaBraverman Ur right. Match of the day was always her target, and football in general. It was never about illegals.

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@richardpbacon I bet u cried when George Floyd died tho. Took the knee n everything. Mind u, in a way I could understand that from u, the death of a supplier must be traumatic.

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@MrBrendanCox Still milking a living then Brendan?

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2 months

@DerekJMurray Always one cunt.

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11 months

@ChrisGPackham Who are ‘We’ Chris? Ur fund page refers to’We’, not ‘I’. Are you the pinup boy for another faceless mob just like u are for JSO?

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I use the word ‘gorgeous’ a lot when saying good morning. Here’s the thing:- I mean it. I don’t care if ur a page 3 model or a 90yr old, Just the fact that u have taken time out of ur day to say good morning to me means a lot to me, makes u a gorgeous person 🥰🥰

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2 years

@JeffStelling @matthewsyed @GaryLineker Didn’t freedom of speech count for Matt Le Tissier then Jeff?

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@Bushra1Shaikh Now u know how ur religion of hate has made the Jews feel.

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I laughed way too much at this 😂😂😂

⚒ J O D I E ⚒

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3 years

Charming 😂

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@jreynoldsMP Islam is not a race. It’s a cult, like the Moonies, but with compulsory beards.

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@labourlewis @NadiaWhittomeMP @KimJohnsonMP @_OliviaBlake @PaulJSweeney Have u run out of things to check in Norwich?, u know Norwich don’t u, the people who voted for u to look after their interests

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3 years

Merry Xmas everyone. Amazing thing happened last night. My 13 month old godson said his first words He said “I hope Santa brings an end to world poverty and illness, and that the UK rejoins the EU asap”. Word spread, the neighbours clapped and cheered, and we ate cheese and wine.

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3 years

All ready for Adele now, got the essentials at hand.

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1 year

@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan It will now obviously be a mental health issue and no longer a crime.

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@JustinWelby @churchofengland Perhaps people don’t want to listen to a Party Political Broadcast from the pulpit 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

Women on twitter at around 4:30pm today 😂

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3 years

🎶But I won’t do that🎶

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11 months

@JustStop_Oil I think oil is the least of Callum’s worries tbf.

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3 years

Admit it we all got one 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@marti81_16

2 years

My day so far:- Couldn’t sleep 7am moved the remains of a foxes dinner from my garden. Whilst doing so trod in fox shit, then my dog rolled in it. I then shouted at a squirrel “u can fuck off as well”. Showered a 52kg Akita and told him he’s gonna be adopted. How’s ur day going?

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