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Scientists believe people living in central Mexico developed corn at least 7000 years ago. It was started from a wild grass called teosinte! Yess yesss

Field 6, Row 9
Joined December 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@Corndiff
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1 year
Cheerssss 🌽🍻🌽 And, if you feel so inclined, SUBSCRIBE!
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@Corndiff
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Every Wednesday I go for a stroll around my fields perimeter. Last night, during my Wednesday evening field walk, two feathered goons assaulted me from behind. Only thing they said was “don’t mess with Levy!” 🌽🤛🦜
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@Corndiff
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1 year
@RothbardsI I would drive a tank through a fully staffed Denny’s if the circumstances were right
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2 months
🙏
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@Corndiff
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2 months
Would like to thank everyone who got me here. 2000 is a big number for a pile of Corn like myself! 🌽🍻 Cheerssssss! 🌽🍻
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@Corndiff
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11 months
Annnnnd it’s complete!
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@Corndiff
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11 months
@CreepyOrg It’s dead mice. Two of them. Sitting on the back of an outlet that has been pulled out of the wall. Always glad to help🌽🤘
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@chase_the_high Xena Warrior Princess 🤘🤘
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@Corndiff
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1 year
1. The first photos I saw of Baxter after he was taken in by animal control and put online for adoption. 2. A few days later we had our first car ride home. 3. Baxter, Aristotle and Hannibal napping the day away. 4. Baxter reflecting on his journey home. 🌽🍻🙏
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@Corndiff
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1 year
Hit 1K followers today. I’d say it’s because of my wit and charm, but we all know it’s because you folks have questionable taste. Cheers to you all! 🌽🍻🤘
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@Corndiff
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6 months
@stutteringjohnm You are the picture of health.
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@Corndiff
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2 years
Let it be known to all, Chad Zumock is finally a star!
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@Corndiff
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7 months
The @Wendys Frosty is a big, overrated mess. It’s stuck between being a milkshake and soft serve, and fails at both. People go crazy over it, but it’s just boring, wannabe chocolate slop. The taste? More like the ghost of chocolate – barely there. And the whole “dip your fries
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@Corndiff
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7 months
Fixed it!
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6 months
The fuck did I do this time?
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@Corndiff
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5 months
Correct Pronunciation of Tuesday?
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@Corndiff
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Name one
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@Corndiff
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1 year
I just didn’t want @FrankP614 to find out this way. It’s like the @adam22 thing all over again 😬
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1 year
@DailyLoud Boob veins for days
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@Corndiff
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10 months
Bro, is that a huffy?
@MaxLoadzCrocs
Maxxx Loadzzz Furry Crocs
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Corndiff
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1 year
Shoutout to Network 23 on Instagram for drawing this! Isn’t it tremendous!?! The answer is, Yess yessss! 🌽🍻🌽
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@Corndiff
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Fucking Minnesota cats
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@PicturesFoIder Oh no, I should’ve pulled it out sooner!
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@Corndiff
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1 year
Recently achieved the halfway mark for public viewing hours on YouTube! Profoundly thankful to everyone who played a part in this accomplishment! Cheerssss! 🌽🍻🙏
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@Yolo304741 Totally normal
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@Corndiff
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10 months
🌽🙏🫡
@__Ladderman421
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Rest In Peace Beavis Cumia
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@Corndiff
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2 years
Levy is the NEW pretty girl in town
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@Corndiff
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1 year
This ground breaking announcement is tremendous! 🥔🌽🥔
@OpieRadio
Opie Radio podcast
1 year
Breaking News. Opie is starting a podcast network that will feature only vegetables!
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1 year
@Alphafox78 This popcorn feels a lot like a tit
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@Corndiff
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3 months
Big if true!
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@Corndiff
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6 months
That’s a damn fine set! 🌽🤘
@chase_the_high
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Coffee and Lego
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@Corndiff
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Can’t watch every podcast? Having trouble keeping up with the latest haps? NO WORRIES! Just ask ChatGPT for an update on what’s been going on. What a time to be alive!
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1 year
Found this guy walking through the field
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@Mad__fights These tribal chiropractic techniques do not look safe
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@Corndiff
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9 months
Cajun shrimp deviled eggs. @AaronImholte would ya?
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@Corndiff
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1 year
Corn visited the Valley of Fire! Lots of rocks.🔥🔥🔥
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Legit thought this was @ChrissieMayr
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1 year
As a phallic shaped object, I find this concerning. I’m starting to think the Buttshark hates corn because he can’t “have” corn. 🌽👀🌽
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This is how I ride cock
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@Corndiff
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RIP Corn Seagull Fly high 🙏🌽🕊️🍻
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People got no manners anymore
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@Corndiff
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1 year
A new study suggested that the plant kingdom is able to produce alarm sounds while being cut. With distressed noises coming from tomato and tobacco plants, as well as corn. Yess yesss!
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This is brilliant! Corn recently got a drone, now I just have to find the local whores in my area!🌽🧐
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@Corndiff
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This is tremendous! 🌽😂🤣🤘
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CornDiff makes a surprise appearance on Tookie Soup. @BeDabbler @CardiffElect @ObnoxiousJohn @Corndiff
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@Corndiff
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This video was made from 750 photos that were taken over the course of a 25 minute period, during a recent sunrise. 🌽🌅
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@Corndiff
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Beaver, Otter, or Seal?
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@poindexter_mrs Two jugs of milk! Amirite!
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@Corndiff
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Who the hell is second from the left?
@il0venostalgia
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
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Do you qualify?
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@Corndiff
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Almost there, don’t stop don’t stop! 🌽💦
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@Corndiff
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3 months
Finally something refreshing to smoke!
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@Corndiff
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Annnnnd last but not least… Corn will be working on this for the 2023 holiday season!!!
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@Corndiff
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2 years
Who knew the Z-Man had such an angelic set of pipes!?! 🌽😯🌽 Some might even say he’s a better singer than comedian.. 🤷‍♂️
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Shoutout to @nicfingaz for sending this over Cheerssss!🌽🍻
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@stutteringjohnm What are your pronouns?
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Working on my sunrise content! Any tips are appreciated @OpieRadio Cheerssss! 🌽🍻
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@stutteringjohnm @chadzumock John, this is a startling turn of events.
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It’s 10-4!!!!!🌽🫡 This should be trucker appreciation day, but…. On October 2, 1978, President Jimmy Carter proclaimed October 4 (10-4) as National CB Radio Day. If you don’t have a CB radio to thank a trucker, maybe just whip a tit out and shoot them a smile today! 🚚🤘😉
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It’s B. It’s always been B.
@il0venostalgia
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A or B
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These ads are getting insane! @CardiffElect @mlcpodcast
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@stutteringjohnm Who are you, and why are you famous?
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Took about 14 hours total. 🌽🍻🧸💩
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As a kid, this movie scared the absolute shit out of me
@1carolinagirl
🔪🔪Jeanne Loves Horror🔪🔪
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space🎪🛸 from Fright-Rags🎪🛸
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John McAfee would pay women to sit on a hammock with a hole in it and poop on his chest. Can you imagine having so much money that you’ve run out of things to do, and that’s what you’re left with? Unfathomable🤯 🌽🤘
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Just heard Opie say on his stream that Anthony and Jimmy just tried calling him on his cell phone!?!?! Corn is perplexed, what could they have wanted? 🧐
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How to disarm an active shooter!
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@Corndiff
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Go hug a loved one
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@stutteringjohnm Which they is yours?
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@Dannyjokes Dude.. you’re in a PLANE!
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Damn bird
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@Corndiff
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Gateway drug or breakfast drink? Either way, it’s strong enough to make you question your marriage! Or so I hear…
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I can fix her! 😍
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Thank you for this honor. I am grateful for this follow and will continue to strive for excellence. #grateful #humbled #achievement
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It’s Tuesday. Congratulations!
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Completely forgot that @Corey_Feldman was in The’Burbs! 🌽🤘🫡
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@Corndiff
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Found an old pic of a “motorcycle” I built right out of high school. 3 1/2 hp Briggs & Stratton, lawn and garden battery powering the AutoZone fog/headlight, wheelbarrow rear tire, Schwinn bicycle seat, pedals, and front tire. All other metal and bearings came from Home Depot,
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It was a cold, miserable night. The stale air told a story of ill repute…
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I can’t explain why this photo exists, I’m just glad someone was there to capture the moment.
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Rise and shine bitches!! 🌽🌽🌽
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Why did the barge full of corn run into a bridge? Because it heard the bridge was a-maize-ing and just had to see for itself! 🌽🤘😬
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Oh fuck! I just found ICE-CREAMdiff on faces of meth.
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Got the new requirements for monetization. Only 128 hours away!
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😎
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Holy shit that’s a lot of stickers
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Be safe folks.
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This is where you’re supposed to keep the Sim card tool that comes with your phone
@il0venostalgia
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Does anyone really know what the little jeans pocket is for ?
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Huge congratulations going out to @keanuCthompson and @geno_bisconte 🎉 Congrats on locking it down! 🎉 So stoked for you two. Wishing you all the love and happiness. #Engaged #CheersToForever
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@stutteringjohnm I’m available, DM me for a good time
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100+ year old walnut from a neighbors house. The tools need sharpening now
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Spotted a piss jug in the wild! Happy 420!
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