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Alright I'll explain Sydney

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@GreenTextRepost @revcandycorn "No WAY my SON is a goddamn freak! W-wait, it's how small? I'm sorry, my daughter, please continue." Most understanding father

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@dyingscribe The bad part is it gets crazier. She tried to date me when she was 16, I was 22, and I told her "haha, come fine me when you can legally drink" 6 years later and guess who I ran into (coincidentally) at karaoke... Sydney was crazy

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@SonicSaviorr "I'm being silenced," they said on their own social media platform after trying to take credit for others people's work.

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@grandekordei Lmao Another black person discovers the magic of having the same dad for both kids

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@1001FAILS "What are you doing!?" After he already did the doing

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@dyingscribe Yall don't even know After we banged a couple times, she tried to have that "so what kinda kinks do you have?" I said, "I don't mine much as long as it's not gross shit like corprophilia or DDLG..." She wanted me to treat her like a 12 year old slave girl on "the farm..."

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@LookAtMyMeat1 I remember I spoiled the ending for someone and they kicked a dent into the side of my car while he was on E because he apparently raped some chick and thought I was outing him.

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@TiredMemeClown Tl;dr - you should it's worth it: Liberal-esque teacher gets major red-pilled when she starts teaching an (almost) all black school constantly told "it's just their culture" everytime something goes horrifically wrong. Teacher realizes black people are their own problem. Leaves.

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9 months

@PandasAndVidya >Korean Thumb-Toad wants to be VA >gets to be a VA >immediately says only Korean Thumb-Toads should be played only by Korean Thumb-Toads and no one is allowed to be anyone else >is surprised when he gets only Thumb-Toad offers Korean Thumb-Toad croaked his own grave.

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11 months

@warm_apples @Kihr____ @lporiginalg "Omg guise I was just tryna have fun!" For some reason, I feel like she would not accept that reason if it was someone else doin the racism.

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@A64687127 You need friends. And if you don't have friends, you need social activity. And no social activity, idk wtf to do man. Learn an instrument and go play it somewhere. I got two girls number by rapping on acid in a park so just get out there and do shit.

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1 year

@DeathXmd @BigMi2ke @ValidLs "Here's why vagina maggots are a good thing!" Just log off bro. No one's asking you to defend "vagina" maggots.

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8 months

@wayotworld Honestly? I could see the dad getting that news of "we're gonna put a buncha immigrants in your hotel" and he said "bet" and set it on fire himself. Now NO immigrants 6D Mouse Trap

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@genius_eu @GPrime85 @Harada_TEKKEN It's the Waffle House test And it's a damn fine test

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@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder No identifying information? Suspect is clearly black

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@Laura13285576 @AsgardValkyrie @JackPosobiec Someone's gonna say it: that's not a pronoun. You just straight used the wrong word.

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@Zumb_Zumb @Ismayelaltalt @TeamYouTube Reporting reality

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@ThatWitchMia Lmao >Mercante targets a dudes wife "SHES THE VICTIM!" Every time

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@Savi3ur @dyingscribe The BPD sex is always great. One of my exes was a pixie goth black chick who always wore fishnets with no panties. Slaughtered and ate my first pig with that girl, but she almost got me killed twice because she would yell "ni88er" at black people any time she saw them.

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7 months

@arshdhillonk @monetdoII Reminds me of that thread of all the people who purposefully didn't follow the recipe and complained it was bad. Like, yeah lmao, you added and changed of course it's bad now lol

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3 months

@FilthPiggu It's nice to see people interested, but I've convinced myself this is all very normal and happens to everyone. The gun running ALL the smuggling (AL law is dumb) All types of women I thought most people dealt with something similar. I mean, shit happens, right?

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@ChoujinVirus "Man Sister of Battle are so cool and badass." "NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE EMPEROR IS CANONICALLY TRANS!"

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1 year

@imapotatoOCJ @OliLondonTV "It's ok. He'll rape and abuse someone else soon enough." What a fukken deranged, degenerate take. He never should've been let out.

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@EroticDancerDan @LookAtMyMeat1 We robbed him at his own birthday party two years later so it's fair.

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@dyingscribe I married a hidden schizo who would wake me up in the middle of the night with a gun in my face yelling about how I'm a psychic sexual vampire from Egypt that's trying to pimp her out. I think I got this l

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@dyingscribe And the people who don't believe, yall hurt me. The next ex was the one that started my unironic, I'm not fukken around "pimp arc" so... damn, I guess this shit does sound made-up when I really start saying it out loud.

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@realtimeai @TomLikesRobots @TuurDemeester "Maybe there's another department that would need it more than the library? I should leave it open in case they have an emergency." "EMERGENCY SCOREBOARD!"

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4 months

@Yuwils777 @LizardKingXIII It's like a rubber band limiter - she only gets so much power in comparison to the situation she's in. Her power, in theory, could just insta-make her a god, but with limiters you can bullshit any reasons.

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5 months

@EpikLLC @KiwiFarmsDotNet Someone was about to get sued for lying, and that's the only reason you're saying this now. If @EpikLLC was willing to hold onto this lie for so long, what other things are they hiding and lying about without fear of being sued? How many other customers have they slandered?

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@ClairePsych2 @velvetemblem @terandula @vixm_ever @Grxit Just say you hate Asians and get it over with. The moral posturing is only for yourself.

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@TheUnaButters @LuigiBooty @PandasAndVidya "Traditional Female Space and it's only you getting your hair done. Get a fucking grip."

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@roguefncs @KingRemoji @crazyclips_ This dude watches someone creep their hand around multiple metal poles to touch a dudes foot and says, "duhhhhhhuh maybe it were uh accident?"

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8 months

@Collider "We prefer the term Niggamancy"

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@NadasBubblegum @DelusionPosting Yeah, it's pretty messed up how normalized it is. You say "genital mutilation" and everyone gasps, but as soon as you apply that term to circumcision it's suddenly "anti-semetic." Such a joke

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@lporiginalg "How dare you make me accountable for my own heinous actions!" Some women literally think they're above accountability.

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@WittleGoblin Lmao Olympic level gymnastics

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@phis0n @genius_eu @GPrime85 @Harada_TEKKEN You'll never guess what happens before something is indexed.

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@bunnyclipse @AUncreativeUser @Zerolimit007 @indiangoth You do realize you're not taking your own advice and responding instead of still scrolling, right? If you had a problem with what they said... then keep scrolling.

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@dyingscribe Every day, we're at risk of hearing a 14 year old's opinion on the Internet.

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8 months

@evergreenqveen Sad

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@GeebMinister The part in the movie, when she's patrolling the beach, and just straight up says, "what up... my niggerrrrrrrrr?" Still can't believe they put that in there.

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8 months

@dyingscribe Poe's dentist knew him a little TOO well today.

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6 months

@DanGuy96 "...they can't openly like the only books they have ever read." It hurts them Because it's true.

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@xofer21 @MKatorin He does that tiresome millennial thing where they go, "you disagree? Well I don't mean this EXTREMELY HYPERBOLIC EXAMPLE!!! GOSH!" It's so fake.

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5 months

@GreenTextRepost @pretzelssign I'll add that concept to my fantasy world sometime - a computer/engine that can be constructed, but once it's powered you can't look at it directly or else it'll break or some crazy stuff happens. Thanks for the idea.

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@quandalebro @shitpost_2077 "Omg this parasite has a natural reaction to being harmed like every single living thing on the planet, including plants, but OMG THE PARASITE HOW SAD! Now I can use this to show how good a person I am. Poor parasite dindu nuffin 2 nobody, he was just turning his life around."

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@alyssa_merc Quick thing: targeting someone's family is worse than doxing! Thanks!

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@pcgamer Diablo 4 was successful?

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@EzMode88 @PlayStationAU "Women should look like obese gorging youtubers." Were gonna have to disagree on that one big dawg

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@ComicLoverMari That's exactly what a British person would say

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@OldMemeClown I get she's supposed to be a creature of the sea, but I thought the fish half was on the bottom; not the face.

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@Donut_tweetz Lmao "I care so much about the Palestinians!" "Well if you care so much why don't you go there?" "OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS THIS IS LITERALLY ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE 😢 😭 😿!" The kids are not all right.

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@XJosh @keffals @BriannaWu How could @keffals and @BriannaWu do this to a vulnerable trans person?

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@guilher93212889 @LookAtMyMeat1 They give em out to everyone in Denver county. I was surprised when I got transfered and got one of my own. It's got a 10,000 book library on it too with stuff for buying movies/games.

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@AnonCommieStan @AnonComrades @LateNightAFA @theclaw414 The rate at this descends from "expose" into "Stonetoss and Libs of Tik Tok LITERALLY caused school shootings" is impressive.

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@guilher93212889 @LookAtMyMeat1 Just because you have access to some games, movies, and books doesn't mean your whole life hasn't been irrevocably changed and put on pause for however long you're in. Plus had to fight one dude while I was on the toilet and it's not like the tablet helped at all for that stuff.

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@SagasofBharat So what I'm getting from this is that White people advanced while Indian people regressed? How did you guys go backwards into eating shit and rubbing it everywhere? Or, let me guess: Eating shit has nothing to do with hygiene because that's your religion, right?

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@atooooomic @GunthBeethoven Sounds like a top-tier teammate

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@A64687127 "Awesome fucker" by mc chris So, I'm just saying, I'm not like a super attractive dude, and if I can get some chicks numbers by singing mc chris songs at 2 am in a city park then you can too

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@dyingscribe I mean... he looks the type...

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@Daddy_Xerath @bestwildclips That's cool I've had to personally bash a pit bulls head in with a rock because it jumped my neighbors fence, killed their dog, and then went after their 7 year old daughter. Never seen any other dog do that Wonder why? 🤔

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@CrimsonJim14 @_PSilvia_ @quarra_z @dyingscribe Please exercise writing comprehensively then

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@DoctorStarky @meme_space_nine "Plagiarism avoiding techniques" You mean like the stuff they teach you in school when you're writing papers? Yall are weird.

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@MrPerkwile @FuckKoroks @DropkickDreamer I like how she exhibits all the phenotypic expression for Sub-Saharan African pica syndrome.

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@AgentSelf99B @BobChiefWahoo Very specific high priority mail and amazon packages will be sent, but not regular mail - no.

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@Kryptomightguy @dyingscribe Unobians specifically made Alan to get stronger each brush with death (which I don't remember if Viltrumites get) but on Earth? It took a very specific timeline to get the reanimen to be able to hurt Nolan, and even then had to use the other Invincibles eventually. Earth weak

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@IDFnutharvester @realRaegenhere Bro really gonna say "muh laws of thermodynamics muh conservation of mass" while ignoring that every single atom is capable of fission. "We can revive the dead, sorta, but nuclear fission? That's absurd!"

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@nypost He dindu nuffin! He a good boy! Just about to get his life on track! Need mo money fo dem programs!

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@dyingscribe Jesus. I went to school with a kid who went completely bald at 17. My bf is lucky to be 30+ with thick hair and an unchanged hairline. I understand why guys don't like too much makeup. This is ridiculous false advertising.

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@MrPwner911 @Myrkwood @ManletThorin @mask_bastard Ah, the much better first person zombie gam3

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@PatrolTreesh @dyingscribe "One hour" he goes from doo-doo dicks to flopping tits within 10 minutes, and you think you can parse his "niche?" Hes a 25 year old on the Internet. That's it.

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@dyingscribe Of course Poe would see an operation as old as the 1400s and think "this is just like my cyberpunks"

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@MalesOfReddit Dude is really out here stuffing kimchi into a wound to be "normal."

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@wigger Would an interview really be that bad?

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@kit5110 Damn, that's crazy. So where's the post where any of that happened? Are YOU the furry playing a video game for 10 hours?

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@DaSeaBass_ @J4deR4bb1t Nigga... You know that "being nice" isn't grooming, right? Nah, yall prolly don't hahaha Twomad bad enough as was, but yall gotta just push shit like you're afraid people won't "care" enough.

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@RiterJerry @DWPscumbags @MatreshkaRF @MyLordBebo "I know his own mom is kicking him in the face multiple times, but acktschually that's better for him." It's like saying preventing a murder is bad because they MIGHT be murdered later.

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@ClairePsych2 @velvetemblem @terandula @vixm_ever @Grxit Oh my bad, it's because the one you hate is based on a real, actual, attractive woman, and you hate her for having and being everything you want. Of course

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@Apostatejezus @DukeofDaytona06 @factaficionado @RealDianeYap You know he Google'd the definition of "per capita" and just straight refused to understand it on the grounds of "Das racist!"

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@XianJaneway I had a student threaten me with a gun, bring the gun to school, and point it at me. After that I bullied him until he dropped out. These kids haven't even SEEN a gun in school. Weak, all of it.

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@JoshuaDKuehn @GreenTextRepost @ShikabaneGTs That's the thing about wild stories. You go over them in your head so much it seems normal. "You saved a girl from being kidnapped, fought four dudes at once, won, and you don't remember it because you were blacked out the whole time? WHAT?"

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@Austin_G_Wilson @memeticsisyphus Said it once, I'll say it a million more: There's a difference between temporary homeless and chronically homeless, and we need to've been making that distinction since 1980s.

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@WheatPM Is that all it takes? One manifesto and "whoa guise this so crazy!?!" No wonder they bandwagon so hard for literally anything.

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@StellaNoxEclair This was the exact same thing with the first one. Why are you surprised they did the same thing, again?

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@CogentCo "We appreciate your ongoing support!" Meanwhile all the comments are about how terrible the company is.

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@chchbruz @xbtGBH "The fight has barely started." Didn't realize it was still 2008.

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@AshyVEVO You are now.

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@marky_nana @PicturesFoIder First meme is definitely an age test. You're young, not super young, but I was out of high school but the time you knew your first meme.

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@_ry7n I mean, maybe? You need to understand there are periods of time where I just went to work and played video games. I thought everyone had stories like this because that's life, right? You try to interact with people and things happen.

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@TheOnion "Trans Teen Takes First Place By Finding A Shortcut At Swim Meet By Growing Out Hair A Little. 'It Was Just That Easy.'"

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@GASLIGHTER_ John gets scared when he has to drive his own car, cook his own food, and breathe his own air. I stg.

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@TheOnion "Onion Forced To Be Unfunny After Using All Their Humor Before Horrific Accident." I wonder if they're gonna put out another article that it was taken from the cutting room floor of that Trevor Noah show. Just kidding, it's all they got.

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