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@Myrkwood

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I am the most humble man in the world.

North Carolina, USA
Joined October 2009
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@Myrkwood
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10 months
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Dawn of The Discs
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***FEATURES REVEAL*** Clue 4K UHD Bonus Features for UHD/Blu-ray DISC ONE (4K UHD): NEW Remastered From A 2023 4K Scan Of The Original Camera Negative In Dolby Vision (HDR-10 Compatible) Audio: English DTS-HD Master Audio Mono 3 Different Surprise Endings DISC TWO (BLU-RAY):
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@horngal Is that 5 different currencies at the top right there?
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10 months
>Hallmark Christmas movie >Urbanite business woman goes back to small town she grew up in and local, blue collared hunk rekindles her holiday spirit
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>science fiction setting >utopian society is named โ€œEdenโ€
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Treebeard after he saw what Saruman did to the forest
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@JustinWhang
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14 years
If I were Mr. Fantastic, I'd fuck Invisible Woman anally, stretch my penis through her body and out her mouth, then suck my own dick.
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@sebguts10 @LordBalvin Did you not see everyone making fun of the blue gun that talked like this in High on Life?
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@hanfjob @purefuckingjoy Hey man, thanks for helping me get my puppy to the vet the other day. I can't believe you didn't want anything in return. What a great guy
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@Griffins1991 @itsmegangraves You just said setting up boundaries makes you insecure and then told people to set boundaries in the same tweet. Fascinating
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@Vismondra1 @EGirlsPostingLs Non Americans thinking we care about their opinions on Thanksgiving
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3 years
@OrwellNGoode Social media was a mistake
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2 years
How You Remind Me by Nickelback isnโ€™t a bad song
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@Sony Mfw you haven't ported Bloodborne to PC
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@MiddleearthMixr @KenDilanianNBC Middle-Earth Mixer needs me?
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Dear Melkor, I wrote you but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager and my palantรญr at the bottom
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5 years
Such an incredible actor. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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4 years
@upwardninja @MoistCr1TiKaL Well, you see, the humor is in the fact that thereโ€™s 2 giant penises.
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I just witnessed pure comedy
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@WagiePostingLs 'Wagies Posting Their L's Online' posting their L's online
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@advertisedtwit @SYACVG One of these days youโ€™ll get promoted into some pussy.
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3 years
@JustinWhang Babe wake up, new Justin Whang poop video
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@Treydemarked @senior_ric28455 @OrdinaryGamers Uncompressed textures and sounds probably
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1 year
This picture is so mysterious. Why is he out in that bog? ๐Ÿ˜…
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2 years
@GkylelorejrG @Griffins1991 @itsmegangraves Oh, so I can still be right, just slower this time?
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@wavywebsurf I despise him so much it's unreal
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10 months
@ManletThorin Iโ€™ve been trying to forget
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1 year
@weslao__ When she's 30 feet tall and has 300lb. boobs
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2 years
@HaloTheSeries It almost seems like you actually know the source material. I feel like you guys studied Master Chief as a character so you could make him nothing like that for your show
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@Kotaku How does this make you feel, journalist?
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@SkullyRaeC @azoriusrae @ThePostsOffice Because he's strong, independent and don't need no woman
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3 years
@GlamourMagUK I took a dump earlier today, wanna talk about it?
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10 months
@GentThePenguin @realRaegenhere She still doesn't, it's out of context clickbait
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2 years
@MakeSouls Tarnished guy who stops to listen any time there's a singing bat
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@SophNar0747 They got rid of pogchamp like a minute after gootecks said something political
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@NivekDatadin @GearoidReidy Why are you happy less people can play a game?
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3 years
@ManletThorin Pics that go hard
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1 year
@ManletThorin No way, it's like I'M punching the boulder!
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1 year
@thegamerwebsite Someone's upset their dating sim is an actual video game too
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When an agent of the dark lord says something so vile you gotta hit โ€˜โ€˜em with the Hobbiton stare
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@MiddleearthMixr @axios I don't even check the posts,if I see a young captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a heater I click like
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2 years
@anidiotwhospook @AhabStudios Way way way worse. One of the most horrible things inflicted on one person I've ever heard of.
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3 years
@Anthony86603572 @NewsForAIl Just following orders, where have I heard that before?
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@Former_Bilot Cheers to that
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@conan_esq She did a heckinโ€™ adulting cuss xD
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@JustinWhang I love making my friends not enjoy being around me
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3 years
@thejolson @Plipster Algorithm farming. When they say something stupid people will engage to correct them.
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2 years
@JustonDayy @DarthD0n @Variety Lmao, he's making fun of Disney for bending over for censorship
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2 years
@hanfjob This man will never go hard
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@Jonnn_lul @curiousENIGMA27 @cheesegoodyes @BitchAssBowie @DualClassic Theyโ€™re already getting paid. The extra money is just going to the executives while theyโ€™re cutting costs, firing people and just ignoring QA.
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@Bowblax "Most mysterious song on the internet has been found and it was made by 1guy1jar guy, MLP cum jar guy and reddit cum box guy."
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Our boss clocked out early, time to post Venom cake
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@h_wallacepires Kenโ€™s on the ropes, this should be an easy win
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@DUSKdev You mean "plum" right, duskdev?
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I still laugh about this @ManletThorin
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Reply to this with the best tweet of 2022
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@zabacannabisco It's time to admit you have a problem when you're out here trying to smoke a fig coated in powdered sugar
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@ManletThorin Imagine not liking Tom Bombadil
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1 year
I got your ending to A Song of Ice and Fire right here
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@Jonnn_lul @curiousENIGMA27 @cheesegoodyes @BitchAssBowie @DualClassic Exactly, thatโ€™s why they donโ€™t deserve the extra money from the price hike
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@DeathAtNoon12_ @YokaiRiderVT Iโ€™d much rather random people online call me slurs that giving my phone number to a mega corp
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@OrwellNGoode He got family-by-marriage zoned
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@Bolting_Blue @eldenringcount How are you gonna know where to "Try tongue but hole"?
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@mismonaliniji @wormojt If you get them in the time that they're free you get to keep them forever
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@ChristinaTasty @StarWarzCulture He lost his last one too
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@pcgamer Oh no, not a mood ruining name!
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@SwimingHammer I think they just hate boobs
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@YongYea I couldn't care less about resolution, I just want steady framerates.
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@TheUnaButters @Soplox I donโ€™t want fun, I want graphics!
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@ManletThorin How could I get so excited and let down in such a short time
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Iโ€™m not manly enough for the PDF or ereader version so I had to settle for this sissy baby physical hardback edition ๐Ÿ˜”
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@carlfreemerman @KimberJamie @IGN Or they can make their games for their fans and if other people want to play they can learn the game? Seems like a better route to me.
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@TylerofJiandong @Win98Tech I wish there was a deal that would make them both unhappy
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@pcgamer This legit looks better than battlefield now
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