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@Constant_Corpse
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7 years
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." - Mark Twain #FridayFeeling
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@Kristenfay_MI @benshapiro My 14 year old wore a Ben Shapiro shirt to school last week.
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@HindlesKitchen @Doranimated The Taliban got some smoking deals on about 70k vehicles
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@rezaaslan What's it like being a ghoul?
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 months
@PicturesFoIder When the aliens take over I want my zoo exhibit to be like this
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@RyanGirdusky @RickHertzberg or the food or the oil and natural gas
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 months
@JoeBiden Thank you for spending the last week totally denying this was going to happen.
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@RickHertzberg Yeah, all the military folks are super liberal and hate Trump
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@PoliticsReid @drawandstrike DNC stands for Do Not Cash
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@OctopusCaveman It's a shame that nothing rhymes with diarrhea
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 month
@KurtSchlichter Unless your 10 points ahead you are 10 points behind. As @hughhewitt wrote, "If it's not close they can't cheat"
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@GuntNews @ImperatorTruth What do these words even mean?
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 months
@JonnyMicro They had it coming
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@evanchill @willchamberlain He is clearly just trying to rip her head off before he drinks of her soul.
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@TavonRackman That is not what either of them looked like back then. Also rape is about violence and control.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@ClassicCaprice_ @noreaga This is the Long Island Iced Tea of joints
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@Lhlodder @six_2_and_even My mom would have given you the same advice. Any time she got money for anything she would stash some in a coat in her closet.
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@EmilyLindin Remember that time you were my camp counselor and you forced me to ..... I don't remember exactly but it was you.
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@HollyKurzman @nytimes There is only information. Disinformation does not exist.
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@loverlypaula @LatinoRifleOrg You must never have had feral hogs on your ranch
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@RonCross_67 @atdavidhoffman @AmerHerodotus Does it hurt to be this stupid, Ron?
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@amuse Let's all watch as nothing happens
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U I always believed in them!
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@APWestRegion @Heminator Awesome! Now people most affected by the rules can help make and administer them.
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@Constant_Corpse
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8 years
Trump Shows How Pacing and Leading Works @ScottAdamsSays
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 month
@VP You're not the President
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@zachreinert0 @dieDoktor As funny as it is horrible, I love it!
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@AtlRey the Feds have a 99 percent conviction rate because they do not play fair. Don't fall into their trap.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@ReggiemacReyes @TristanTHerring @stillgray I have a psychological predilection for wanting to murder people who harm my children.
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@MAJTOURE So you're saying there's a chance!
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 month
@DrewPavlou Does he say how he falsely blamed the driver for being drunk for decades, even after the family begged him to stop?
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@FrankLuntz They don't have to repeal the amendment to effectively nullify it
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@BadGeef They didn't surrender after TWO bombs were dropped. They only surrendered when they knew the Russians were coming.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@DCBarno You left out a bit there, champ
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@Bornakang Take me prisoner, already!
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@cbotnyse @ada_lluch They don't hate their bodies?
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@TwitterSafety You are still subjectively applying these rules. You are full of shit.
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@HotlineJosh They are late if they are just beginning to worry
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@MommyBigDick Thin blue line meets beef curtains
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@nhannahjones @JHabeck The Japanese only surrendered when they knew the Russians were coming. We dropped two nukes on them and they didn't surrender.
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@TimRunsHisMouth If you run up on my car looking menacing I am going to punch the gas. Where you stand is up to you.
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@MarkHamill You ruined Star Wars
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@kerpen @jhaskinscabrera Those FDA officials are getting erased from photos as we speak. They were bad people, Phil, standing in the way of progress.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@AdamBorland @MegMcA I aint ever seen one.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@StevieSplash11 @thehill I'm skeptical, let's see what you think of your beating
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
These edibles aren't shit! Two hours later :
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@nchaseteeples @RichLowry What would he testify to? His written statement said he wasn't there. No one else said he was there besides Dr. Ford. Did you just want to see him being called Drunky McAnger in front of the whole country?
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@1UrbanEarring @nypost The poor do not pay income tax
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@Constant_Corpse
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8 years
. @ChuckNellis @FrankLuntz Out of 200 UNION machinists in my work parking lot there are exactly zero Hillary stickers.
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@Constant_Corpse
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8 years
@voguemagazine @baratunde Is woke the new word for whipped?
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@AOC Go mobilize me a sandwich
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 months
@JRubinBlogger Do you understand how reliably tedious you are?
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@clearily @SharikaSoal84 They earn more over a lifetime on average
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@AdamBorland @MegMcA They have been using the water and salt for margaritas for decades; now it is just a giant canyon.
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@FromKulak Hapsburg Face says hi
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@frosenquist @brithume The statements that have been submitted in writing carry the penalty of perjury. Only one person has not submitted a written statement : Dr. Ford.
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@3YearLetterman @longjohnsilvers @MarthaStewart My nana got pregnant from one of those kisses
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@red_baker_ @bussydouche Lady, he's your knight in shining armor . . . And he loves you
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@ra_fun @Durghan @BlueNightBird @JEVLloyd The last 5 shots have to go in the taint for full protection
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@TonySprx @RightWingWatch How much for one of them fancy rocks?
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@Constant_Corpse
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@bdomenech @bryceonpolitics Except he is not accused of sex trafficking
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@ChuckRossDC Where does he say that he hopes Biden is harmed by Putin?
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@Amy_Siskind @KatieHill4CA Which male Congressman was brushing his staffer's hair naked and was allowed to keep his job?
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@Constant_Corpse
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@RepJeffries Your candidate's step daughter is a fund raiser for Hamas
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@Constant_Corpse
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8 years
. @KimDotcom @TGowdySC @seanhannity @realDonaldTrump Aaaaaand it was all bullshit. Thanks for wasting my day!
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@Constant_Corpse
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@ZionDarkwood @bonchieredstate This is weak sauce, Zion, you can do better
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@MinkinaNataly @SenWhitehouse The rules of the DC Circuit specifically prohibit what Sulivan is trying to do
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@denvercoder @BonerWizard This is his grandfather. He is imaging the Skelator babies that might be growing in her womb.
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@Constant_Corpse
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7 years
Meanwhile, in #Colorado via @denverpost
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@arquimedezpozo @22GoDawgs @9710casey @DanaPerino How many times do you cut and paste this drivel into threads everyday?
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@Constant_Corpse
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7 years
@dbongino I cannot afford to pay for anyone's free services.
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@Constant_Corpse
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7 years
@AndyRichter What happened to the other 1987 of them?
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@OctopusCaveman Whatever it is I am taking 25 years to eat it.
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@Double_Anarchy3 @GOPLeader Describe how an unvaxxed person is jeopardizing your health specifically?
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@GrahamGords1001 @stillgray Fun will be equally apportioned according to the by-laws of the Directorate of Frivolity and Mirth. No criticism will be tolerated.
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@Constant_Corpse
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@xbtGBH They are colonizing new lands
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@charliespiering Why do they make the podium so far from the door?
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
Look what I am getting drunk in tonight @OctopusCaveman ! It was just delivered.
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@OctopusCaveman My wife just got my Love Bot framed. I'm an art collector and shit, so if you don't have an Octopus/Caveman on your wall you can get the hell out my house right now.
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@dylanmatt Yup, cut anyone's salary 52 percent after they went to school for 20 years, and they will just gut it out.
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@RodBird @IgnatiusPost They threatened to prosecute his son, a new father.
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@CharlesFLehman Genius Tweet
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@Constant_Corpse
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3 years
@lmassaz @brithume Your obsession with the former guy is preventing you from growing as a person
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
@BeTheCookie And I would thrust 500 miles . . .
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@Constant_Corpse
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7 years
@MsBlaireWhite @joerogan I think the two of you would provide a great discussion. He's not afraid to ask anything and you are not afraid to answer.
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@Constant_Corpse
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1 year
@AGHamilton29 Who could Trump get to work for him for those critical first two years? He has already gone through teams A-D and couldn't get it done. At that point one needs to realize how bad of a manager they are.
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
Hot. Beef. Injection.
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@Constant_Corpse
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5 years
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@Constant_Corpse
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@jodyvance @redsteeze @MLB Players didn't decide this
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@Constant_Corpse
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4 years
@CalebHowe @JosephWulfsohn "We can't get a response from Jeffrey, it sounds like he is cooking macaroni and cheese, maybe we should come back to him later"
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@Constant_Corpse
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2 years
@thejcoop Says the lady styled to appeal to straight white men
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@Constant_Corpse
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6 years
@white_jones33 @JonahNRO I will never stop smiling at the fact the she won't ever be President.
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