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@jaydharris28
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3 years
Just remembered when Martin Tyler said: “De-Bruyne. De-Gea. D-erby.”
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5 years
Rebekah Vardy selling Coleen Rooney’s Instagram stories to the press
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Out Of Context Chris Eubank
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2 years
No way I found a sculpture yesterday of Arsenal fans after the north London derby 😭
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2 years
What sort of headline is this 😭
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9 months
Oh it’s so much better when football news is announced out of the blue and they aren’t spoiled by ‘Fab’ or ‘Orny’ beforehand
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2 years
Doctor: You have 44 minutes and 20 seconds left to live. Me:
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1 year
I can guarantee that Alan Shearer is going to tweet something like ‘Good morning ☺️’ and get 250,000 likes
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6 years
@Dan_KP Is that “small problem” that he isn’t a very good footballer
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3 years
@F1_Jordan ‘Suck it up, buttercup’ is so condescending
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3 years
@PoliticsForAlI Thanks mate, thought you meant the actual animal before you clarified
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10 months
It’s here and it’s perfect 😍
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2 years
@Billie_T Glad to see the money arrived in your account!
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1 year
I cannot believe this, I have been done SO dirty by my Evri driver.
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3 years
@pidorasm @PoliticsForAlI @BBCNews @Ground_app If they carry on the way they have, they’ll be going into lockdown every few weeks/months until the end of time. It worked well to begin with, but it’s not sustainable in the long term
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1 year
Chelsea will lose some games this year and Spurs will somehow get the blame
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Mauricio Pochettino bottling a 1-0 lead a Soccer Aid is the most Spurs thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭
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@JoshHotspur @Asterweireld Bale stands up for himself, and they hate it
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@iamcobbina The first photo looks like you’re both tussling for the parcel
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4 years
@thfclp__ Can’t get enough of this bromance
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@Lukathfc Think I would love Kane to stay a little more mate
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2 years
@Miss_Snuffy @danwootton I think it’s pretty obvious that the account you’ve quoted knows this and is joking
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2 years
I sent this in a couple of group chats before kick off and I’m crying that it was actually an understatement
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@PoliticsForAlI @LBCNews Where’s my money for already getting vaccinated then
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@momoalas93 Potentially bigger than City vs. Liverpool in January 2019
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@pubIad Worst superhero name ever
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@oilysailor “I don’t think we’re that close!” “But no really, we didn’t play well.”
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3 years
Messi as a draught excluder? @petercrouch , @Chris_Stark and @tomfordyce will love this
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@Wrexham_AFC
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SGM | Name of potential investors revealed following vote. More here 👉 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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This is my copium
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For those many people asking, as I said previously and it's still the case, I understand Nuno Espirito Santo is not a candidate for Spurs' vacant managerial role.
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@iamcobbina WE GET IT BRENDAN YOU ARE IN EXCELLENT SHAPE
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@thfclp__ Won’t happen again in our lifetime
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@iamcobbina I don’t get why you would drive into central
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2 years
@FootyAccums @Bundesliga_EN The commentary makes this so much better
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@RaulOnDaRun This ratio
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Dug himself a hole, now he's trying to get out. Hypocrisy at its finest. http://t.co/zYUcYAOurd
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3 years
@CNRCOYS @thespursweb This is a very, very popular opinion
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5 years
@NowYouveDummett You can have too much food, but you can never have too much Chris Eubank
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9 years
@nusuk @MaliaBouattia I hope you're happy that you've elected a candidate that incites violence and promotes terrorism.
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9 months
A wild leg appears
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2 years
@wtf1official Not enough porpoising
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1 year
“What happened to men”
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What happened to men
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@PoliticsForAlI That’s the final straw then
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1 year
@thfcem28 I was just thinking this… remember 4-0 away the year before so vividly but I literally don’t remember last season’s
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@iamcobbina Brendan realising he’ll lose muscle mass when Chelsea next win the title
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2 years
An Argentina vs. France final
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@JacoCats Read this as Bentancur…
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@AlasdairGold Two and a bit days to prepare for Burnley doesn’t feel particularly fair
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1 year
@1875cal @FabrizioRomano Yeah big news this mate, you didn’t keep Austin Trusty
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The contrast between Tony and Sam is hilarious loool #ImACeleb
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2 years
@1875cal …until the next Blues game!
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@AlasdairGold You say ‘part of Wolves' travelling squad for their match at Brentford’, I say ‘travelling to London’ 👀
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Max Kilman listening to his teammates get psyched ahead of the game #TOTWOL
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3 years
Tears
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4 years
Pogba Senior has made his way onto a Facebook group mocking Americans
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East London is the cultural capital of the world 😍
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Indiyah’s hidden talent: #LoveIsland
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@Ftbl_AK He’s good depth?
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@Shrewsburywolf @GaryLineker @LCFC @BBCMOTD Bet you think lockdown is about ‘controlling the people’ and the vaccine ‘has been rushed’, too.
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2 years
Going to be a long day for Antonio Neil when he logs into the bird app
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1 year
Crying that this guy is actually still active on Twitter and likes stuff etc despite not tweeting in over six years
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3 years
@TheSpursExpress @City_Xtra Doesn’t mention the one player that literally always scores against them
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@thfcm14 But not for us 😩
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We're all Sunderland fans on Wednesday
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@davina_thfc Funny thing is that the video is outdated and there are other things that could be added…
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I know this isn’t a lot, but I’m pretty proud of this. I remember being nominated to do a 5k during the early parts of lockdown and genuinely struggling to do a single km. Since being made redundant, I decided to start running regularly. So happy it’s starting to pay off! 🏃‍♂️
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@iamcobbina When you fail a set that you “should have done” and have to let the whole gym know that you can do better
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Was watching the #GavinAndStacey Christmas Special 2008 behind the scenes episode last night, and look what James Corden said right at the end! 😮
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Crying. Every year our American relatives send us a Christmas card with an awful family photo attached. Here is this year's one:
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Ekin-Su: What would you say if I went to casa amor and kissed someone? Davide: I’d say you fucked up twice I’m crying #LoveIsland
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Becoming a homeowner 🏠
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@ATMwithJacy
Jacy, LPC
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BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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Has he considered respecting Spanish culture? You know, considering he was so keen on everyone respecting Qatari culture in December!
@Qatari
محمد الكعبي
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Let's enjoy football away from any other disgusting things @FCBarcelona Disfrutemos del fútbol lejos de cualquier otra cosa asquerosa.
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Loved the role Brad Friedel played in this final
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@LastWordOnSpurs @RickSpur @JanVertonghen He even liked this tweet too 😂
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I am old.
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IT'S HAPPENING
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@iamcobbina Back to London
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5 years
A guy on the tube yesterday asked me what time it was. “It’s 3:30.” “Okay thanks, BST?” No mate I’m gonna give you Azerbaijan Standard Time instead of U.K. time aren’t I?
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@STEFANCOYS Hilarious that they can’t admit we played well, especially after everything they’d been saying in the week
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Quite different I think…
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Show me 2019 you vs 2023 you, please and thank you 👀🤭
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