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Star Wars fan(all of it). Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Friend to Many. One of the most sincere people on SW twitter - @magna_tolvan He/him

Minnesota, United States
Joined December 2019
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Star Wars fans are my people 😊🫶
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STAR WARS HAS RETCONNED JIZZ MUSIC 😡😡😡 LIKE AND RETWEET IN SOLIDARITY✊ IF YOU'RE STILL A TRUE JIZZER
COWARDS #FACPOV
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Did you know that before George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney, he drafted a 34 point document on how Disney was to handle the franchise in his absence? Google "Star Wars Rule 34" to learn more!
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It came to me in a dream #theacolyte
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I don't care what anyone says, Solo: A Star Wars Story is a fun movie
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No one: Nute Gunray's chair:
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The Playa Crawler is a kinetic sculpture that uses the Jansen linkage mechanism to walk
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@emkenobi @fredrico179 I have a Theory as to who he could be referring to 🤔
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4 months
I hope Yarael Poof is in this week's episode of #theacolyte and that the controversy is that his neck is either too long or not long enough.
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1 year
Okay. This is actually the funniest thing I've ever learned on @WookOfficial
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2 years
NOOOOO CARL
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The funniest thing about The Rise of Skywalker is Ben Solo kissing a girl, presumably for the first time in his life and dying immediately after.
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Moments before the conception of Grogu:
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@GoodReddit u/Alfredosauceon is a man looking for answers, much like us all
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If the AT-ST is pronounced AyTee-EsTee then we pronounce AT-AT as AyTee-AyTee
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How do you pronounce AT-AT?
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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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2 years
SWT is the Andrew Tate of Star Wars fandom. No, I will not elaborate.
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Me going to doctor appointments:
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3 years
Impulse buy because I'm feeling sad and want something fun to do
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2 years
Season One of #Andor really said "Fuck Fascism" with its whole chest and I love it so much 😭
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3 years
TROS is a lot of fun and everything going on with Clone Zombie Palpatine is cool and it's VERY in-character for Sheev to have engineered all everything behind the scenes. He's literally been the Phantom Menace of this entire saga.
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What’s your Star Wars opinion that gets everyone on you like this?! I’ll start: The force awakens is better than a new hope.
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"Let me tell you about this Dark Force Rising in the Unknown Regions. They're called the Grysks. My Last Command as Heir to the Empire is that you stop them." - Grand Admiral Thrawn
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1 year
This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics. Do you regard this man with respect or disgust?
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2 years
@joestaten The team at 343 who got the Customs browser out before the holidays 🙏🥲
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1 year
Remember to set out a Diet Coke for when George Lucas comes to visit tonight
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2 years
Okay, hear me out
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1 year
I can't believe Elon is censoring political speech like this 😔
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1 year
To be very clear, this is a shitpost. Not a genuine tweet inviting discourse 😬
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4 months
Hello #swtwt ! I'm Chris (just Connelberg to most of you) I've been a fan of Star Wars since I was 4 years ol. Some of my earliest memories are of watching the '95 VHS tape release that we rented from the local library. The first books that I read as a kid were old EU books!
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@Geeky_Waffle And our confirmation that they did, in fact, do the deed. 😬
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3 years
Man, Star Wars is neat
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No, I think this would be stupid as fuck.
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Last night Jamie and I celebrated one month of being together as a couple. I love my girlfriend :)
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I love it when Star Wars is beating fascists with bricks
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4 years
@EckhartsLadder Awful. George Lucas obviously had no respect for George Lucas's vision when he made this casting choice.
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1 year
Is this anything?
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If ESB came out today, weird sweaty nerds would be mad that Yoda is supposedly a Jedi Master and also just a weird little swamp freak.
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One of the 4th grade classrooms won a gift card for donating to the Heart Association and decided to use it to surprise me this afternoon 🥹😭❤️
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@EckhartsLadder Waiting for the Variety article on notorious fan art thief, EckhartsLadder
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2 years
Anyway. Maybe unpopular opinion. Not a big fan of Dave Filoni being given free reign to change previously established stories. But fuck me for reading the books, am I right?
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3 years
@DrOakley1689 A woman attending Doug Wilson's church in Moscow, Idaho?
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Can't believe today is already one year since my stroke. Thankful for all of the love and support from my family and friends. Also thankful to be doing better than what my old "normal" was before the stroke. I got extremely lucky.
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@MegDowell Not up to me to offer mercy or redemption, that's up to the people who have been harmed. HOWEVER, mercy and redemption usually are only given once a person expresses remorse and apologizes for their actions. He hasn't.
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@JUNlPER And yet they claim that the Left is making words mean nothing anymore 🤔
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@MarcFernandez
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. @dave_filoni Years ago you served the creator in the Clone Wars. Now we all beg you to help us in our struggle against the boredom we feel from #StarWars . I regret that I am unable to present George’s request to you in person, but my account has been shadow banned… Help us,
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@ScoutTheTrooper oh my god its a real tweet
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@EckhartsLadder Somehow Dooku returned.
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@techs_leftfemur There's a reason they called him "golden rod"
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@AnonPig Wow how do you expect us to believe this? The Bungie Building wouldn't have up to date info because everyone has been working from home. Nice try.
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You'd think Elon would call it L since he keeps taking them after buying this place
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Fun date night bowling with Jamie tonight :)
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@GalacticaDrama1 Among his many crimes, I present:
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Everyone is like Turgle this, Turgle that Yet they refuse to show proper respect for this Legend
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Turning 31 today! 😁 Going for dinner with friends and my girlfriend tonight, then weather permitting we're going to have a bonfire in my backyard and Jamie is planning to bring fireworks 🥹🫶
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@PaulTassi My Dad works at Bungie and he says the leaks are 100% true
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@sadderlizards DO YOU HAVE TO?
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@acommonkevin "this man is your friend. He fights for freedom"
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@ObsKenobs Calling it. It's gotta be Steev.
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@SW_takes lmao he deleted it I mean, good, but still lmao 💀
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Had lunch at a nearby winery with some of my best friends :) A week early celebration of it being one year since my stroke last summer. 😌 It's been a hell of a year but it's been good. I've come a long way and I've had a lot of help getting to where I am now so grateful.
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:) 🥹💕
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Random Imperial guy in the background of Filoni's film: wow our UNIVERSE has really EXPANDED with the information Thrawn has provided us
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@malloryconlon I like to think Jango was a good dad. Boba obviously loved him.
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STAR WARS ~ I just really really like all of it. Okay?
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STAR WARS ~ Episode I is great Episode II is good Episode III is good Episode IV is good Episode V is great Episode VI is INCREDIBLE Episode VII is great Episode VIII is Peak Cinema Episode IX is INCREDIBLE Rogue One is great Solo is underrated
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Today is 55 days since the stroke. Thankful for 55 extra days of lifebecause the stroke definitely could have killed me.
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@Gleaux Not a pedo defender calling something "problematic" 💀
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I'm so happy for Vivien Lyra Blair to get to go through the rest of her life knowing she was able to bring part of Leia's story to life. If anyone in this fandom wants to give her any grief I'm gonna start taking kneecaps.
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14,000 tickets for the Barbie movie, please
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They're just normal men
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"Dark science, cloning. Secrets only Traditionalist Catholics knew"
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So, since Phase 2 is 150 years in the past, I'm willing to bet we finally might get some answers on what's up with Matchion Ro's species and their history with the Jedi 🤔
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Me writing my own name in on every position on the ballot
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"Star Wars is a film for 12 year olds." - George Lucas "Star Wars is about killing 12 year olds." - SWT
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Talked with Jamie today and we both agreed to ignore the timing "rules" of dating and that we both want to be together and have a relationship be official between us. Soooo she agreed to be my girlfriend 🥹❤️ I think she's beautiful and her personality is even more wonderful.
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Instead of an extremely expensive hotel they should have created Mos Eisley cantina themed bars and put one in every major city in America and filled them with animatronic weird guys and dudes in rubber suits.
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@PaulTassi I see this and I wish the PVE content this season was compelling enough for me to play. I love the story but if the game isn't fun for me I'm not going to play. Hopefully next season will be better.
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They delayed Andor because they are afraid Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation will be too big of a hit and overshadow it tbh 😌
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@Mannybothanz It's like poetry
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@EckhartsLadder Enough redemption stories. Give us the SW Nuremberg Trials
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Tolkien envisioned The Shire as being like his native England. Unfortunately, England is much more like Mordor: an evil horde bent on the destruction of all that is fair and beautiful in the world.
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@GalacticaDrama1 In a twist, the Imperial Remnant/future First Order has recognized the borders of the new Mandalorian state and given guarantees of sovereignty for the foreseeable future
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Right here (I knew the movie was over)
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Show me the exact moment you checked out of a movie.
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@SW_takes They're still using soy boy as an insult? I would have thought folks with such high caliber intellects as themselves would come up with something new by now.
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Watching A New Hope with my dad he's Nev seen any Star Wars hoo boy is he in for a wild ride
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@AndyTheBlanch Kylo put a high priority on finding Rey. Could be that he ordered a Destroyer there thinking she might return there.
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@eleventhirtyate Glad Fandom stepped in, but wish there were consequences for those on the admin team who were striking legitimate votes.
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@BenWalke EA servers right now:
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Trying a goatee look. Came out better than expected
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The twitter server rooms right now
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Me listening to the Thrawn audiobooks when Thrawn explains how he outwitted the enemy
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@eleventhirtyate "Continuity is for wimps" - George Lucas
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