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Andy Blanchard

1 year

Jigsaw voice: "For years you have cut other drivers off and have constantly changed lanes without signaling. Now we will see how much you are willing to cut yourself to get to work on time. Live or die. Make your choice."

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

2 years

IF we get live action Clone Wars flashbacks tomorrow, MUTE ME, because I will not shut up about it for the next year.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Unfortunately today was my last day at Rooster Teeth. As a long time fan I’m so proud to have had the opportunity to work there for 3 years. I’m just so grateful for the time I had, and wish them nothing but the best. ❤️

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4 years

Well here goes nothing #NationalComingOutDay

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2 years

@RoosterTeeth now pay her

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2 years

They had Lawyer Bot 2000 write that corporate, non apology word salad I swear to god..

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

My heart goes out to my friends at AH and the community. I, like all of you was completely blindsided and devastated by this news. I’m struggling to find the words. It’s just sad.. I will always love you fam. 💚

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

i didnt fuck my wall. i didnt cum on my wall. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my wall. Ive never done anything weird with my walls. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

My experiences at RT pale in comparison to most abuse cases talked about here in the last 48 hours. But I was a victim of bad management. When RT Games and Vicious Circle failed, they needed to make cuts and I was the sole member of AH to be laid off. It felt personal.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

I’ll be honest, 2019 was a terrible end to my decade. Lost my dream job, future is uncertain, and I feel distant from friends. BUT I’m staying positive, getting into shape and I’m certain things will turn around. So lets go 2020. Fucking bring it on. 💪🏻

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

This is still the biggest “oh shit” moment in the MCU.

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5 years

I don’t care if it sparked a debate about weaponizing lightspeed, this shot will always leave me speechless.

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

fake news

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

They did him dirty

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

I knew I was tired when I did it, but I was almost certain that I set my alarm last night. It never went off. Then I unlocked my phone. Ohh.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

I have brought peace, freedom, justice , and security to my new island.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

I just want to say that I follow some incredibly strong women on here. I’m so proud of what you are doing. And to those women who were directly involved, whether you come forward or not, you are strong, and you are brave. We support you.

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

#SpiderManNoWayHome is going to be CRAZY

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Biden did this

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4 years

❌ Twitch Partner "SortaMaliciousGaming" ( @ryanthetwit ) has been banned! ❌ #twitch #ban #firstban #partner #twitchpartner 🦁

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Poe and Finn should have been shown as a gay couple in RoS. Their chemistry alone played with the idea. Why not just commit? These movies don’t do well in China anyways. And I’m sure most Star Wars fans are at least united in this. Wasted opportunity. Merry Christmas.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

(1,2) I am grateful for all the kind words and support I have received from friends and the community over the last week. Rooster Teeth was so much more than just a job to me, and it’s taking me some time to fully process everything.

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

6 years ago. So innocent. So awkward. #tbt

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Normalize smaller non-galactic stakes Star Wars stories.

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

Name a more iconic duo

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

@JonRisinger We have your dog. Ensure us that we never have to be on On the Spot again. You have 24 hours.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

I love him with every fiber of my being. #StarWars

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

Buddy from work gave me this. I had this as a kid but the screen broke. This puppy is near mint!

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4 years

bruh he said “shared connection”

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

(2,2) I took a much needed break from social media but I promise to be less of a stranger on here. I love you all so much. This is just a bump in the road. I will continue my passion to make those around me laugh in some compacity or another. ❤️

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Anyone else play “where’s my phone” where you flick your bed sheets to get up to look for it and your phone flies across the room?

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

The person behind the Kitchen Nightmares YouTube channel has been slowly devolving into madness and I’m here for it.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Fuck it. Lord of the Rings are Thanksgiving movies.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

❤️

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3 years

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Imagine thinking that Rogue One isn’t the best Disney Star Wars movie.

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

I literally found gold in an old couch at my mom’s house

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

Take me back to when we knew nothing about Chris Pratt except that he was the silly guy on Parks and Rec.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Me watching Avatar fort he first time.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Is Rotten Tomatoes hiring? I’m too lazy to change my Xbox gamertag from “RT Andrew”.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

5 years

Days like today I really miss it. Keep it up guys! #RTExtraLife

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

I don’t know who is more precious, but they both need to be protected at ALL COSTS

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

6 years

I fucking hate Star Wars fans

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6 years

Our team of producers is offering to cover the budget for a remake of The Last Jedi in order to save Star Wars. Share this and spread the word to let @RobertIger & @Disney know you want this! This isn't a joke, we're ready to have the convo now! #RemakeTheLastJedi #StarWars

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

So I guess the new Resident Evil Netflix show is hot trash, but nothing was ever going to compete with the mother of all Chris Redfield fight scenes.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

8 years

Cool. Now how about worrying about the important things, like running the fucking country you cry baby bitch.

Donald J. Trump

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Congratulations to @FoxNews for being number one in inauguration ratings. They were many times higher than FAKE NEWS @CNN - public is smart!

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

I met a girl today. Think she’s the one. 😍

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Sorry but he’s a Jedi.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Same energy.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Considering where the current climate is, now is either the best or worst time to showcase an Easter egg I did for a LP thumbnail.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

I just love this

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

this show sucked ass

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

@GavinFree I thought this was a cheeky photoshop of yourself standing on your lap and then realized it’s my shit eyes being fools.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Four years ago today I packed up my car, left my childhood home, and drove across the country to Austin, TX towards an uncertain future. There have been some serious ups and downs since then, but I consider Austin my home and don’t regret my decision for a second.

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

Ah. Today is a new day! of dissapointement on Reddit and Twitter..

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Andy Blanchard

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8 months

Many of my greatest and longest lasting friendships are because of Rooster Teeth. The company may be going away, but the friendships will last a lifetime. 🫶

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

I met someone 😍

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Today marks three years as a full-time employee at @AchievementHunt , and in that time I only spent the first two spelling "Achievement" wrong.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Texas: global pandemic some snow

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

Sad that the Rebel News outlets claim that the Death Star destroyed Alderaan. Like Jedha and Scarif, it was a mining accident. Look it up!

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Happy Easter Jesus.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Chadwick Boseman filmed in between treatments for years after a cancer diagnosis. Fucking legend. RIP

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

THIS is how you shoot a long battle at night.

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Andy Blanchard

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8 months

I’m incredibly saddened by this. Not just for the memories, but for my friends who just lost their jobs. I know how it stings, but it will get better. I’m here for you guys. ❤️

Wario64

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Rooster Teeth Shut Down By Warner Bros. Discovery, The Roost Podcast Network To Continue

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

And I still misspelled “ definitely” 🤣

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

3 years

me double checking my car is locked before going into the store

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

For those who think Yu-Gi-Oh! is dumb.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

I feel like this needs to be said every week or so.. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

Don't mean to brag but the living room is coming together nicely.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

@JackieMButler @Twitch This is crazy. He needs to keep going to therapy and stay off the internet. He can’t have an online persona.

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

My parents had a house at 30. And I bought the cat ear armor in Halo for $10 this morning.

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Andy Blanchard

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7 years

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

I don’t care what the studies say, holding B helps you catch Pokémon.

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Andy Blanchard

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8 years

Roughly 90% of my human interactions.

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Andy Blanchard

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7 years

Had my leg waxed, ate a piece of chocolate that’s 6.4 million on the Scoville scale, and got shot with 28 paintballs all within a 5 minute window. #ForTheKids #RTExtraLife

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

I love Hayden but this is the best Anakin.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

A month ago, I confronted my anxiety. Those who know me, knew my constant struggle in social situations. I’m speaking with a professional and am on medication for the first time in my life. It’s insane how much better I feel. I still have a hill to climb, but damn I feel good.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

5 years

1. I’m excited for this 2. That’s a real bad logo

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

4 years

Just thinking about all the Mandalorian dlc content we would have got if EA still supported Battlefront II.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

5 years

Also to anyone who I blocked over the years for one reason or another, I unblocked everyone. Here’s to new beginnings.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

3 years

So I tested positive for Covid. My symptoms are mild. I had a fever for one day and lost my sense of taste and smell for five days. They’re slowly returning now. Take it from me, TAKE THE VACCINE. It works. Who knows how I’d be without it. Thank you science.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Mask shaming is going to rise significantly in Texas. Which is sad because us who will continue to wear masks are doing it for THEIR protection. The stigmatization towards masks is insane. It was a norm in many countries well before COVID. Americans can be so vain and arrogant.

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

When it’s raining but you still gotta catch ‘em all.

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Andy Blanchard

@AndyTheBlanch

6 years

Happy birthday @GeoffLRamsey . Working for you at Achievement Hunter is an absolute joy. Also here’s a totally not awkward photo of the first time we met 7 years ago. You couldn’t understand a thing I was saying because I lost my voice, but you still nodded politely.

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

We updated our logo.

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

I don't know who made the call and I wasn't given a reason why it was me, other than they needed to make cuts. The severance package was pretty generous, so I guess I'm lucky. Still hurt though.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Release the prisoners for minor drug possession to make room for Capitol terrorists.

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Andy Blanchard

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3 years

2016: what a shit year. next year has to be better 2017: what a shit year. next year has to be better 2018: what a shit year. next year has to be better 2019: what a shit year. next year has to be better 2020: what a shit year. next year has to be better 2021: what a shit ye..

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

@KdinJenzen Christ... I'm so sorry. The few times we worked together were a joy and I enjoyed our many kitchen chats. I too felt severely under-compensated, but can't even imagine enduring that amount of abuse. I truly hope you can move on and heal from your experiences. ♥️

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3 years

entering the third year of covid like

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Andy Blanchard

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7 years

Sometimes I think these go too far. This is not one of those times.

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Andy Blanchard

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7 years

I watched two Anime films over the last two nights and I liked them more than anything else I saw in 2017. I don’t know if it’s cringy to say I’m becoming a weeb, that’s definitely what is happening.

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Andy Blanchard

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7 years

@VancityReynolds Did Disney make you say "fudge"?

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

Bring back this king.

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Andy Blanchard

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2 years

The extra sitting behind Strange, giving it her all in Multiverse of Madness

Brian | GotG Vol. 3 era

@BrianScottLang

2 years

Enough mcu humor slander. Show me a clip of a scene from any mcu project that made you genuinely laugh.

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

@_TrevorC Love you guys. We at RT knew who the real Trevor was all along. I'm sorry this even needed to come to light. It never should have happened. But I hope you two can finally move on from this. ❤️

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Andy Blanchard

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6 years

I would like to apologize for a stupid comment I made while drunk during Extra Life. Mica is a wonderful friend and I meant no ill will towards her. She has accomplished so much by her own merit and personality. I wish her the best and am extremely proud of her.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

Imagine living in a place where you feel safer purchasing seats for a movie on the end of the row, just to be closer to the exits. Because I did that for Joker tonight...

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Andy Blanchard

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4 years

As one pandemic ends, an other shows back up.

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Andy Blanchard

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5 years

This is Chip. Chip is always hungry.

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