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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 month

@thechosenberg Tasteless, but funny. I would never tell that joke to a woman but I'm sure he made it up on the spot. Guys get really proud of things they come up with that are mildly funny.

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@tuxlemons Did you go back in time?

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@TuckerCarlson He lost me at Bud Light.

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2 years

@RealJamesWoods Pretty bold claim since all variants are 100% resistant.

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1 month

@Intentional_Liv How are the grades? There's your answer. If near perfect, that's his job.

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@clydediesel44 @TitaniaMcGrath When @TitaniaMcGrath retweets you, a joke went over your head.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@BowTiedRanger @JackPosobiec I will pay $100/mo to automatically mute all with pronouns or Ukrainian flags in bio. Need a white list for parody accounts, though.

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@ConciseAlan

1 month

@mistressdivy Max it out. Your family will thank you and you will be in great financial shape as long as you live within your means.

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@TPostMillennial Good thing she had the HBO film crew to protect her!

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@ConciseAlan

7 months

@VivekGRamaswamy @NikkiHaley Stop this. You are winning me over.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 year

@GadSaad @elonmusk @TuckerCarlson I love you even more.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

10 months

@Chesschick01 @imUrB00gieman Double standard is the standard.

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@ConciseAlan

1 month

@TheAlphaThought Zero. If you can’t pay cash you can’t afford it.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 years

@TheBabylonBee How much to shoot rubber bullets?

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@neeratanden Not in my lifetime. And I’m old.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

10 months

@WeThePeople021 Disqualified.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

8 months

@libsoftiktok Might want to double check the location.

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@ConciseAlan

1 month

@CherryC02466949 @thechosenberg I read an analysis about that. Men think really lame shit is funny and women can't understand why. The Three Stooges are a case in point. Makes no sense to me either but I laugh at lame humor.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 months

@nealasher Because of your earlier post highlighting this author, I am now on book three of The Grimnoir Chronicles. Really good, thanks.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@zerohedge What happened to 75%? That would be a whole lot better!

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@ConciseAlan

4 years

@JackPosobiec Landslide is the only way. Conservatives don’t cheat.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

9 months

@ScottAdamsSays @WSJ Now do climate “science”

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@ConciseAlan

4 months

@MosquitoCoasty @csawordsmith It’s all about babysitting.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@SharylAttkisson Everyone asking for accountability so far has been shouted down. Best of luck. And Slanted was excellent, BTW.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@AlexBerenson @elonmusk Crazy good, imo.

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@ConciseAlan

7 months

@WatcherGuru @SchmidtSteve6 Back in the day, I would scroll through his stuff and think “this shit is crazy” and now I think “this shit is scary.”

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@ConciseAlan

9 months

@ChefGruel Come to Nashville.

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2 months

@MyGolfSpy Super slow backswing.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

28 days

@JustTheNews Only millions? That's too bad.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 year

@magmystical2023 @ScottAdamsSays This poll is still open.

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@ConciseAlan

10 months

@steph_schieble @ScottAdamsSays Satire or lobotomy?

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 years

@chuckwoolery What’s the opposite of coming after my children? Because that’s the reality.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

27 days

@IslingtonJames The first one is five stars front to back. Just completed my re-read to get ready for this release.

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1 month

@HazelAppleyard_ I think this was written by a woman. The karma is simply too perfect.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 years

Why wouldn’t we freely share it with all humans?

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@_katiehopkins_ @elonmusk This is outrageously good.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@dantypo DeSantis doesn’t need this garbage right now. Poor move, reeks of insecurity. I hate friendly fire.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

21 days

I've taken to following the accounts of reposts. The quality of my feed has improved as a result.

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1 month

@Sassafrass_84 Psy Op.

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@ConciseAlan

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@NNNIncome Never tip standing up

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

10 years

FV==0 RT @YahooFinance : oof… Bitcoin continues to get hammered from 660 to 460 since July 1. $BTCUSD http://t.co/wZZEWm3eXN

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@ConciseAlan

2 years

@LeftismForU @jackabryan These are UFO pictures!

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@ConciseAlan

7 months

@ScottAdamsSays Came here for some hilarious comments, but unfortunately, like me, everyone agrees.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@cwt_news Now I know to put ‘American” in my profile the next time I change it.

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1 month

Richard Dreyfuss at The Cabot

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@ConciseAlan

8 months

@ReallyAmerican1 Satire or lobotomy?

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@ConciseAlan

7 months

@MattWalshBlog To be fair, he wasn't Toobin'

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@ConciseAlan

1 year

@RobertKennedyJr @stillgray Satire or lobotomy?

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 year

@ziontree @independentaus Outrageous.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

6 months

@thevivafrei @PaulMac_in_TX This @thevivafrei guy has been hitting it out of the park.

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@ConciseAlan

1 month

@ScottAdamsSays Inflate our way out of it. That’s the only choice.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@GadSaad @jordanbpeterson Need to screenshot those especially ridiculous ones.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

29 days

@GrantCardone Great seeing the @VivekGRamaswamy fans. Love that guy.

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ConciseAlan

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2 months

@TheDrugMoney My sister fell for this. A lot of work and very little income. She stuck it out for three years.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@FearTheFloof He neither fears nor respects The Floof. Deserves what he gets.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@realjonlovitz @kebie19 . @GadSaad I thought _your_ trolls were bad. Sheesh.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

10 months

@CaptMarkKelly “Deficit spending is evil”

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@RitchieTorres Satire or lobotomy?

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 years

Should double the penalty for those educated in law. Losers.

Richard Spoor

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4 years

A terribly sad story. Two young and idealistic lawyers, get wrapped up in the BLM protest movement. In a moment of madness they throw a Molotov cocktail into an abandoned police car and burn it. Now they face a minimum 35 years in a federal prison.

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4 years

@AlexBerenson Wonder if she treats TDS. Oh, never mind.

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@ConciseAlan

4 months

@DawnTJ90 Dude is too far gone. Keep fighting the good fight @DawnTJ90

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@damonimani You are the guest from hell. And I love you.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 year

@GadSaad The beginning of the end.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@RealJamesWoods You always crack me up.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

5 years

How do I put this in an endless loop?

Benjamin Alvarez

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Antifa protesters tried to break through the police cordon at 12th Street with Pennsylvania Ave. Quick response by @DCPoliceDept . #DemandFreeSpeech

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@brixwe @giftgab538 What choice did we have?

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@ConciseAlan

5 months

@tylerclarknh @NikkiHaley Congratulations. You just ratioed yourself.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

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@GuntherEagleman It gets paid back alright. After thousands percent inflation.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@thevivafrei @pfizer This is why we need a downvote button

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@ClownWorld_ Like I need another reason to avoid Target.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@KonstantinKisin You don’t understand conservatives. Right and wrong are everything.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

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@HeroDividend Learn the cheat codes embedded in the prices.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

9 months

@ArmandDoma Satire or lobotomy?

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 months

@ChayaRaichik10 @elonmusk Elon already did plenty. Let someone else step up.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

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@GuntherEagleman Outrageous.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

5 years

@STEPHMHAMILL @jonkarl @realDonaldTrump Wrecked

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@Cernovich He tore her up.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

2 years

@SallyMayweather I’m vaxxed and still think this is hilarious.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

9 months

“You are unable to follow more people at this time.” I’ll catch up on these tomorrow.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@swd2 Have to acknowledge this great tweet. Kudos.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

8 months

@catturd2 @TruthBiznich TIL that at least 22 republican congressmen are corrupt.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 month

@beinlibertarian Members know their own party has been corrupted.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

5 months

@CollinRugg @Latinos4Trump I like him again.

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

4 months

@ascaniovitale @DawnTJ90 @NASAGISS @DrJamesEHansen You do realize that Dawn is sharing facts while you're just engaging in personal attacks. How do you think that makes you look?

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

1 month

@WashTimes Looking forward to another DEI hire!

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ConciseAlan

@ConciseAlan

7 months

@VivekGRamaswamy @ValerieGoldst17 Please stop this before you win me over.